Lord ﹠ Lady Darcy's Fight Club

Announcer: "My Lords, Ladies, and Gentlemen... Welcome to... LORD & LADY DARCY'S FIGHT CLUB..." There is a mixture of polite applause and some cheering from the crowd in the warehouse.

Announcer: "Now, please be silent for an announcement from the FIGHT CLUB OWNER and CURRENT MEN'S NO HOLDS BARRED CHAMPION... standing at 5'7" tall and weighing in at 240lbs... here is... LORD.... DARCY!!!..."

Lord_Darcy: The crowd start to cheer politely as I make my way out into the warehouse and towards the ring set-up inside a cage in the middle of the floor. I am dressed in my usual black trunks with a Union Jack flag on the butt, black boots and a black and red mask over my face and have a microphone in my hand. As I strut past the crowd my big, heavy, powerful, body shakes and wobbles, and I have to haul my trunks up over my large belly. When I reach the cage, I climb the ring steps and duck through the ring ropes at the cage door, making my way to the centre of the ring. I raise the microphone to my mouth, "Now as those of you who have been long time followers of Lord & Lady Darcy's Fight Club will know I have been the Men's No Holds Barred Champion for some time now..." The crowd murmurs agreement. I continue, "Now, despite my wife's best efforts to find a challenger who was prepared to face me in the ring in a title match I have not defended the title for some considerable time. My wife has got close to signing a number of opponents, men over 6 foot and 300lbs, but always at the last moment, the contract negotiations have fallen through..." The crowd sighs. "I can't say if these men had genuine reasons for not facing me in this ring, or if maybe they were just... running scared..." The crowd goes "Oooh" at the suggestion they were scared. I continue, "So, I have decided to try something... different... you all know the rules of the... NO HOLDS BARRED DIVISION... of... LORD & LADY DARCY'S FIGHT CLUB... the rules are in the name... NO... HOLDS... BARRED... the fight is only DECIDED BY A... KNOCKOUT... the loser is beaten senseless or quits because they can't take any more punishment..." The crowd cheers as they listen to the rules. I continue, "So, what is different tonight?... TONIGHT... I AM ISSUING AN... OPEN CHALLENGE... to ANYONE in the audience who is man enough to... FIGHT ME IN THIS CAGE... FOR NO HOLDS BARRED DIVISION TITLE..." The crowd gasps. I continue, "So, who is it going to be?... WHO HAS THE GUTS TO FIGHT ME IN THIS CAGE??!!..." I lower the microphone and walk to the far corner of the ring and lean back... waiting for an opponent to step forward...

Lady_Darcy: I swagger into the warehouse dressed in my furs and take a seat in the front row to watch the fight...

Oh_Elle_No: Tonight was to be my night off so I am in the crowd rather than the ring tonight, sitting in the front row looking hot as ever, always one to try to draw attention to myself, so I dress down...way down for the occasion, showing up to the show in my little black bikini tonight to give everyone in attendance their money's worth, regardless of what action goes on in the ring...

I roll my eyes as the owner and current league champion arrives in the warehouse, lumbering down the aisle and toward the caged-wrapped ring. Then he takes the mic and starts rambling on about nonsense, this crowd eating it up as I roll my eyes and shake my head in disgust and lean over to the random girl sitting next to me and say "is he for real? What a fucking loser" I say as the girl shoots me a little glare and says, "I like him" and gets up and moves to another seat, clearly not sharing my sentiment about the overstuffed pinata in the ring. "Ugh...whatever" I fold my arms across my chest and cross my boot clad legs, about to get up and leave myself getting so tired of this fool's rambling...

But then, my eyebrows raise as I see my hated rival, Lady Darcy, struts in like she owns the place and take a seat in the front row on the opposite side of the ring from me. My eyes narrow, and then I hear the words "open challenge" echo around the warehouse, and my heart starts to pound a little harder and race a bit... Then I hear the words "...for the title." And that's the last thing I need to hear as I decide now, this way is the perfect opportunity to pay that bitch Lady Darcy back for beating me. I'll beat her man, knock his fat ass out right in front of her, AND take his title home with me. A confident grin creeps across my pretty face as I stand up and shout for the ring attendant to bring me a mic, which he promptly does "Yo! Lord Dumbass! Over here!" I take a big, defiant step toward the ring, then another "you want a challenge? A REAL challenge? Then stop facing all these wimpy jobber boys and face me!" Stepping closer and closer to the ring and the cage door as I continue "I'm gonna take that title from you because... dear... you're not as good as you think you are!" Arms drop to my side still holding the mic as I wait for your response standing right outside the cage door...

Lord_Darcy: As I lean back in the corner waiting, I hear a squeaking noise from outside the cage... I look over and see you standing there at the ring steps... dressed in your black bikini and holding a microphone... you can't be more than 120lbs, blonde haired, trim waisted, looking like a supermodel... "Huh?..." I say, confused, "What, ya want me to fight your boyfriend??... Well get him out here darling and I'll whup his ass in front of you!..." I cockily call out to you...

Oh_Elle_No: I see you not taking me seriously as I decide I need to do something to get this man's attention and show him what I'm all about. I raise the mic back up and continue jawing with you now as I move past the open cage door now, slowly strutting around the ring "No, no, no baby I don't want you to face my boyfriend.... I want you to face ME! The Picture Perfect Princess....the Rich Bitch herself..." continuing my slow strut around the ring until I get on the opposite side of there I started, squaring up with you as I look at you in the ring through the steel of the cage, then...I take a step back, then another, moving my back closer to the crowd as I to, raising the mic again and saying with an evil smirk "because....my lord...you have no idea what I'm capable of!" And as I finish my sentence, I spin around fast and hard, trying to swing the microphone hard into the side of Lady Darcy's head as she is seated right behind me now!

Lady_Darcy: I sit in the front row listening to all of this... a grin of amusement on my face... I hear Elle telling my husband that she wants to fight him, I look to the woman next to me in the front row... "Hey, he said... OPEN... challenge, if this bimbo wants to fight him, he should let her fight him..." The woman suddenly squeals... "LOOK OUT!..." and I twist around and see the microphone heading for my head... I rapidly duck under the microphone and let it swish over my head... I look up at you as you are recovering your balance and wag my finger at you... "Sweetie, who are you trying to pick a fight with?... You wanna try out for the Men's NHB title, you just climb them steps and I'll lock the door behind you!..." I say with an evil grin on my face...

Oh_Elle_No: The mic swings over Lady D's head as she manages to duck out of the way of my attempt to knock her head off and get her man off his game. "You're time will come bitch! But first...your man and I have a date!" As I throw the mic down now and strut to the corner of the ring and the open cage door and start to climb in...

Lord_Darcy: I watch the minor fracas in the front row of the audience and shake my head in disbelief. This bimbo is seriously looking for a fight, you throw down the microphone, and she's got a temper. You start to climb the ring steps, and as you do I drop my microphone out through the cage and start to make my way across the ring towards the cage door, arriving just as you are ducking through the ropes into the ring. I reach down and grab your long, blonde, hair and wrench hard to pull you through the ropes and into the ring, looking to hair mare you towards the middle of the ring... "Okay girlie, you think you're tough enough to try this... let's see how long you can last!!..."

Lady_Darcy: As my husband grabs hold of your hair to drag you into the ring, I leave my chair in the front row and quickly make my way to the cage door, closing and locking it with a flourish... CLANG!!... I signal to the timekeeper to ring the bell... DING!!... DING!!... DING!!... then return to my seat to watch the bloodbath...

Oh_Elle_No: As I step through the cage door and start to come through the ropes, I'm not all that shocked when I feel you grab my long blonde hair and drag me in to center ring, my scalp burning a bit, but a bit of hair pulling is nothing I can't handle being accustomed to NHB pro matches, so as you get me to the middle of the ring, jawing to me about how long I can last, I hear the bell ring DING DING DING and shout out "longer than you Darcy!" As I try to reach straight up over my head as you hold my hair feeling around your masked head for your eyes and immediately jab my thumbs into them "Leeets gooooo!!" I shout out as adrenaline starts to rush through my body...

Lord_Darcy: ARRGGGH!... As I haul you into the ring by your hair you reach up and poke me in the eyes causing me to let go of your hair and cover my eyes with my hands... "You bitch!..." I snarl and although still half blinded I drop my hands from my eyes and throw a big left hook punch in the general direction of your head, leaning my 240lbs bulk into the punch, my big belly swaying, my powerful arms and legs flexing...

Oh_Elle_No: My fingers jam into the eye holes of your mask and the squishy eyes inside, temporarily blinding you as you then half blindly load up a big left hook toward the direction of my head, but I still have two perfectly good eyes and am 10 times faster than my slow, lumbering opponent so as you lean into your wild punch, I dive town and to my right, landing on my right side on the canvas as I extend my legs out in front of you and try to slam them into your ankles, hoping the combo of my kick and your forward momentum will cause you to trip over them and do down!

Lord_Darcy: I throw the big punch, leaning into it, not really aiming it precisely, just assuming that if it hits you anywhere, you'll collapse in a heap on the canvas. But through my blurred vision I can see that you aren't there anymore, and my punch just swishes through the air, and I stumble forward with the momentum until... "WHOAAA!!..." your legs slam into my shins and I fall forward, face and belly slamming down into the canvas with a loud... THUD!!... the ring shaking with the impact... "Urrr" I moan and plant my hands down on the canvas to push myself up, shaking my head a little to clear it...

Oh_Elle_No: Immediately after kicking you in the shins with my feet, I push back up to mine getting a good view of your big blubbery body flopping down chest and stomach first onto the canvas. The ring shudders as you land on it, threatening to collapse it under you. "Come on Champ! Get on your feet!" I shout with an intense glare in my eyes as I flip my blonde hair back and watch for you to start to push up, and then when I see you starting to rise on all fours, I take three big steps toward you and hop up, extending my long, sexy legs out in front of me, and looking to drop both my thighs across the back of your head and neck!

Lord_Darcy: As I start to push myself up onto my hands and knees I hear that annoying voice of yours, "Come on Champ! Get on your feet!" you taunt, causing me to growl angrily, but before I can get further than my hands and knees your trim, taut, ass and athletic thighs coming crashing down on the back of my head and neck driving my face and head back down into the canvas... URGGH... I grunt as my face is squashed into the canvas by your cute ass... I gasp for air a couple of times and then again plant my hands on the canvas and start using my power to push myself up, albeit with you now sitting on top of me...

Nathan_gingerbread: Late to arrive takes a seat at the back.

Lady_Darcy: See's Nathan arrive; beckons to him and makes space for him next to me in the front row...

Nathan_gingerbread: Thank you squishes in.

Oh_Elle_No: I land with the back of my sexy thigh on the back of your ugly masked head, smashing your face into the canvas and keeping my long leg draped across you as you start trying to push up again and I shift my weight so my ass is squarely sitting on your upper back now as you start to rise, I plant my feet on the canvas and hop straight up, sticking my legs out in front of me again aiming this time to land my ass itself directly onto the back of your head!...

Lord_Darcy: As I again push up, lifting you with me you swivel around on my back and jump into the air, again landing on the back of my head in an effort to knock my face down into the canvas, but this time my arms are better braced and your weight is not enough to force me down... instead as you sit on my neck I start to use my power and push myself up off the canvas, catching hold of your calves with my hands and clutching them to my chest as I stand up with you now sitting on my shoulders...

Oh_Elle_No: My perfect ass lands on the back of your head and neck and you manage to stay upright on all fours by locking your elbows. Then I feel myself being hoisted straight up into the air with my legs draped over your shoulders as I try to reach my hands down around your head to your face and this time instead of going for your eyes I try to shove my fingers into your mouth and then rip your cheeks backwards as I try to fish hook you with both hands "Puut me doowwnn!" I shout as I do...

Lord_Darcy: As I use my power to hoist you up into the air sitting on my shoulders you start to panic and squirm, your hands come down to my face and you force your fingers into my mouth, trying to fishhook me... "Puut me doowwnn!" you squeal in your Princess tone of voice. With your fingers in my mouth, I can only mumble... "Down you go Princess!!..." and I start to fall backwards to send you down towards the canvas off my shoulders onto your back and head...

Nathan_gingerbread: Ohh, Reverse Electric Chair... I mutter.

Lady_Darcy: I elbow Nathan in the ribs, "Yup, now we'll see if Elle has got anything other than a.. big mouth!!..."

Oh_Elle_No: My fingers slide into your mouth and start to fish hook your face through your mask, but it proves to be an inadequate way to get you to release me properly as all you do is throw yourself backwards and BAAAAANNNGGGGG "Uuuuaaaannnggghhh!!" I groan out loud as my upper back and neck and the back of my head slam down into the canvas, your heavy body landing on my torso driving the air out of me as my fingers slide out of your mouth and my arms flop to the canvas stretched out to my sides...

Lord_Darcy: There is a loud BAAAAANNNGGGGG as your back hits the canvas hard, closely followed by a scream of pain "Uuuuaaaannnggghhh!!" and your hands fall away from my face. I roll to my side and see you laying on your back on the canvas, arms flopped at your side, clearly dazed and in pain. I push myself up to my feet and quickly scoot around to your head reaching down to grab a handful of your long blonde to haul you up off the canvas... "Come on girlie, lets' see how much you can take??!!..." I bend you over and wrap an arm around your neck, using my other hand to grab your bikini bottom, getting ready to throw you over in a snap suplex...

Nathan_gingerbread: Ohh Elle I bet you wish you had a fire extinguisher round about now.

Oh_Elle_No: I lay on my back moaning in pain and gasping for air before wincing out a bit feeling your hands in my hair making my scalp burn as you drag me up in front of you and wrap your head around my neck, and then feeling you grip my bikini bottoms I know I have to try to act fast or I'm gonna go flying, so I try to swing my knee hard up into that fat belly of yours, then if I connect with the first, I try for a second, and then a third...

Lord_Darcy: As I get a grip of your bikini bottom, ready to suplex you your knee comes flying up into my big belly... UFF!... I grunt as your slim knee digs into my belly causing the flesh to ripple... "Oh no you don't bitch!..." I snarl at you, but then... UFF!... another knee and then... UFF!... another knee and my grip loosens as I let go of you and stumble back a step my arms clutching around my belly...

Oh_Elle_No: I slam my knee into your big belly three times in a row...HARD. The third shot forces you to release my head and start stumbling backwards doubled over a bit, but as you do I reach out with my left hand to grab your right, stopping you in place long enough for me to turn my body to the left as I swing my right arm up and thrust my body upwards into the swing as I try to drill you directly under your chin with a bug European uppercut!

Lord_Darcy: As I stumble backwards from your knee shots you follow me, grabbing my arm to pull me towards you and swinging a big European Uppercut under my chin... UFFF!!... my head snaps up into the air and I arch backwards, my free arm flailing outwards... But I only go a single step backwards since you still have hold of my wrist... Urrr... I groan... for a scrawny, 120lbs Princess bitch you do pack a pretty good punch... but if you want to slug it out, there's only going to be one winner between the two of us... I shake my head to clear it and wind up my left fist, hurling a hook at your jaw and leaning my big body into the blow... "EAT THIS BITCH!!..." I growl as I send the big punch at your jaw...

Nathan_gingerbread: Leans into Lady Darcy " 240... really?"

Oh_Elle_No: Your head rocks back as you groan out and stumble backwards a step and perhaps, I should have released your wrist after landing the uppercut, but I didn't, keeping you close now you talk some shit and draw your arm back and lean into another brutal punch directed at my head. This time, rather than dodge sideways, I try to duck low...way low, trying to fall onto my knees in front of you as you throw the punch, and seeing your crotch right in front of my face as I land, I try to uppercut you between the legs now, screaming out "fuuuckk yoouuu Daarrccyy!!" As I punch...

Lord_Darcy: I wind up the punch and lean into it, a haymaker that will send you flying across the ring when it connects, but you're so fast, ducking down out of the way and I fall forward over top of you... Grrrr... I growl in annoyance, but then.... UUUUURG, I grimace and groan in pain as you bring up a low blow uppercut into my lunch box... Ufff... Ufff... I gasp for air as my hands go down to clutch my tackle and I stumble backwards doubling over...

Lady_Darcy: I sigh loudly and shake my head... "Come on Darcy!!... She's making you look a fool!!..." I squeal in annoyance.

Oh_Elle_No: I smash the shit out of your package with my fist and think how sorry I feel for Lady Darcy if that's all you have to offer her down there. Now, you stagger backwards with your hands shoved between your legs and as you do, I try to lunge toward you, grabbing for the sides of your head with both hands, then positioning my head right under your jaw and dropping onto my knees, trying to pull your head down with me and drive your jaw into my skull with a jawbreaker!

Nathan_gingerbread: Nods approvingly.

Lord_Darcy: As I am doubled over clutching my crown jewels you rapidly move in and grab my head, "Huh?" I grunt and then... ARRRGH... as you drop down onto your knees ramming my jaw down into your head, and it is a pretty solid, hard, head... my own head recoils upwards and backwards and I stumble backwards my arms flailing and windmilling at my side...

Oh_Elle_No: Seeing you stumble backwards with your arms windmilling I push up to my feet and let out a loud, exasperated groan as I snarl "Gaaaawwdd juuust ggooooo doooooowwwnn!!!" I shout as I take one big hop toward you landing on the ball of my left foot as I swing my right leg up and extent my foot toward your jaw, trying to take your fat head off with a superkick!

Lord_Darcy: As I stumble backwards you come after me and pivoting on the ball of your left foot you long, slim right leg hitting me in the side of the head with a super kick to the left side of my head... UFF!!... my head snaps to the right and my body tumbles to my right, spinning around as I fall down onto the canvas on my back, belly up, arms and legs spreadeagled... Urrr... I moan...

Oh_Elle_No: My booted foot connects with your head with a loud awesome SMAAAAAAAAAACCK followed by your grunt of pain as your head snaps to the side as you big ole body goes down, and fir a moment I feel the ring might collapse under your weight as you fall hard onto your back sprawled out, spreadeagled, belly up as I make eyes as Lady Darcy outside the ring, smirking arrogantly as I strut toward her downed husband with my hands on my hips and plant my boot down onto your belly with a SMACK sound as I wait for and hope to hear the full 10 count, signalling you are knocked out....1..2

Lord_Darcy: As I lay on my back on the canvas, my head swimming, I feel your boot plonking down onto my belly... Urrr... I moan as you dig your heel in a little and start to count... 1... 2... despite the harsh impacts it has recently received my head has started to clear... 3... 4... I blink my eyes a couple of times... 5... 6... I reach up with my hands and grab hold of your ankle with both hands and start to sit up, twisting your ankle and leg to rotate your leg in an effort to send you tumbling off me...

Oh_Elle_No: I mash my foot around a little on your belly as the KO count rises "You don't deserve to be Champ of anything you worthless...Wwhhoooaa!!" you come alive after the 6 count and grab my ankle, pulling it off your stomach and twisting, making me stumble awkwardly to left and falling to one knee, putting my hands down to steady myself as I look to get back up quickly...

Yanny: "That was a close K.O."

Lord_Darcy: I give your ankle a really hard twist and you stumble away, collapsing down onto one knee, letting me roll in the opposite direct and push myself up to my feet... as I turn to face you I can see you are getting up to your feet... snorting, snarling, with anger at the way you have been dominating me in the fight so far I drop my right shoulder and charge at you, looking to catch you as you turn to face me, ramming my shoulder into you and catching hold of you, carrying you towards the ring ropes and the cage wall and smashing your back into the cage wall, crashing my thick, heavy body into you and crushing you against the wall...

Oh_Elle_No: I push to my feet and turn around to continue my onslaught on you when SMAAAACCKKK "OOOUUUFFFF!!!" I turn right into your shoulder as you bury it hard in my stomach and lifting me up off the canvas in the process as you rush me across the ring and BAAAAANNNGGG "AAAAAUUUUNNGGHHHHH!!!" I scream out in pain and my body twists and contorts in your arms as you crush your huge body against mine and smash my body into the steel cage wall...

Lord_Darcy: As I pick you up and ram you into the cage wall my big body squashes against yours, belly to belly, chest to chest and crushes you, you scream out in pain... and after a moment of crushing you I pull back to let you off the wall... puffing heavily as I step back I grab hold of you head, pulling it down and again wrapping my arm around your neck and grabbing you bikini bottom with my other hand, aiming to snap suplex you over towards the middle of the ring...

Oh_Elle_No: Your fat gut crushes my sexy belly against the cage as your man tits do the same to me nice big tits. You pull back and my crushed body drops away from the cage moaning and gasping for air as you haul me to my feet and wrap my head up, grab my bikini bottoms, and hoist me up and over with a groan, slamming me down back first onto the canvas in the middle of the ring with a loud THUUUD "UUAAAANNNGHHH!!!" I groan out and kick and squirm now as I reach for and hold my lower back...

Lord_Darcy: I throw you over my head and shoulders in the snap suplex, sending your trim, lithe, body flying through the air and crashing down onto your back in the middle of the ring, leaving you writhing and squirming, clutching your back in back. I quickly roll to my side and up to my feet and run a step towards you, jumping into the air aiming to splash down on top of you with my big belly and crush you under me...

Oh_Elle_No: No sooner do I get rolled over onto my back in the middle of the ring....SMAAAACCCCK "OOOOOOUUUUUFFFFFF!!" You splash violently hard down across my sexy belly, crushing my body flat under your 240 pounds as my head and legs jerk up off the mat then flop back down flat as saliva sprays from my mouth from the initial impact then bubbles up past my lips as you settle down on top of me, my belly, chest, and guts crushed under you...

Nathan_gingerbread: "Man... (leans in again to Lady Darcy)... 240 you're absolutely sure?"

Lady_Darcy: Leans over to Nathan, "Well you can always check with Elle.. she should know after that!..."

Canakyo: Walking in to find a front row seat.... Poor Elle... "LET'S GO ELLE!!"

Lord_Darcy: My big body splashes down onto your slender frame, jack-knifing your legs and upper body into the air... after your legs and upper body flop back down onto the canvas I look around at you. That pesky, annoying, princess look you used to have on your face seems to have gone, replaced by a look of shear pain... but your eyes are still moving, your head lolling from side to side... I need to do a bit more damage to what little brain you have in that head of yours... I roll off of you and push up to my feet, grabbing your long blonde hair as I get up to haul you up off the canvas. Again, I start to manoeuvre you to bend over, so that I can force your head between my thick, powerful thighs... and then bend down and clutch my arms around your slim waist so that I can flip you up into the air upside down and then kneel down into a Tombstone Piledriver...

Yanny: "Uh oh!!"

Oh_Elle_No: "Mmmmmfffffff" air pushing past my lips as you roll your heavy body off mine and grab my hair to drag me back up immediately, not giving my body any time to recover before shoving my head between your thick, sweaty thighs and closing them tightly around my head before wrapping your arms around my sexy slim body and clamping your hands against my sexy belly, pulling up into my abs to hoist me up and turn my body upside down holding it tightly against yours now...

Yanny: "She's gonna die..."

Canakyo: "STAY STRONG ELLE"

Lord_Darcy: I hoist your slim, toned body up into the air, holding you up in the air upside down, your trim, taut, ass in my face, letting you hang there for a couple of seconds before I kneel forward and down to ram the top of your head into the canvas. Again, I pause for a couple of seconds before I let go of your body and let you fall down to the canvas...

Yanny: "I think she's down for the count."

Lady_Darcy: I fish into my cleavage and pull out a 5-dollar bill, I hold it out to Nathan, "5 bucks says her IQ is now in single digits..."

Oh_Elle_No: BAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNGGGGG "UUUUUAAAAANNNGGGHHHFFFFF!!!" Letting out a long, loud groan of pain as you drive the top of my pretty blonde head violently down into the canvas. My sexy body stiffens for a brief moment as my long sexy legs point straight up into the air before you release me and I flop like a ragdoll down flat on my back, sprawled out spread eagle like you were earlier, head rolled to one side, drooling from the corner of my mouth...

Canakyo: Looking downcast at seeing Elle being rag-dolled like this.

Lord_Darcy: After I release you, you fall down onto the canvas, your body collapsing and your arms and legs spreadeagled, your head flops to one side and drool is leaking from your mouth... a cocky, arrogant, grin appears on my face under my mask. I move from kneeling beside you after delivering the piledriver to kneeling at your side, resting the forefinger of my left hand gently on your right tit and raising my right hand in the air I start to count indicating the count with the fingers of my right hand... 1... 2... 3... as I start to count you out...

Nathan_gingerbread: "Yeah I think her IQ maybe 9... 9 and half tops".

Lady_Darcy: I raise an eyebrow as I listen to Nathan... "Well she didn't have much of a score to start with... now, 9 might be generous..."

Oh_Elle_No: My body lays flat, limp, head rolled to one side with drool coming out, my sexy legs twitch and spasm involuntary here and there as my chest and belly rising and falling with each painful breath seems to be the only real movement as the count begins. 1....2...3....my head gently rolls over to the other side now...4...5....my fingers dance slightly on my left hand..6...then my right wrist rotates around and my arm flops once then lifts up off the mat s little..7.....my head rolls again and my eyes flutter open, my head pounding with a splitting headache....8...I blink things info focus, hearing numbers ringing in my ear and realizing my body is wrecked with pain, I hear a 9....and see your finger pressing down on my breast, and I let out a loud groan as I try to force my hands up off the mat as they go for your hand and grab your wrist with one hand and try to sharply bend your finger back hard with the other!

Canakyo: "Still some fight left!"

Lord_Darcy: Arrogantly I count with my right hand, looking at the crowd and grinning... 7... 8... 9... I smirk, then.... ARRRRRRGHHH!!... I scream in agony as you viciously bend my left forefinger backwards... my smirking grin turning into wide-eyed agony... after a moment of sheer pain my head spins around to see that you have lifted your head and upper body up off the canvas and grabbed my left hand... YARGGGH!!... I let out a savage scream and hurl my right fist at the centre of your face, looking to punch your head back down to the canvas...

Lady_Darcy: I sigh, "Okay, maybe she's not quite as dumb as I thought she was..."

Nathan_gingerbread: Smiles and turns my head "Of course the issue might not be her?...."

Oh_Elle_No: I make you howl in pain as I bend your finger back threatening to break it as you go reeling back and I lift my head and shoulders up off the canvas as you turn around and see this you fire a big fist at my face, but since you're not holding me down anywhere I twist my body to the side and let you punch the canvas. Before you can retract your arm, I try to release your finger only so I can then grab that right forearm with both hands and jerk you down toward me to get you closer as at the same time I try to swing my head as hard as I can into your fucking face with a brutal headbutt from my back...

Nathan_gingerbread: "Well that's not gonna help either of their IQ numbers!"

Lord_Darcy: My punch misses your head and crashes into the canvas... ARGH!... then you grab my head and pulling my head down and your head up to smack our heads together in a headbutt... CRACKKK!.... my eyes water from the impact of your forehead into my forehead... I fall off of you onto my back and elbows as I blink my glassy eyes and try to clear my head... I can only presume the impact did your head no more good than it did mine...

Oh_Elle_No: I'm running on pure adrenaline now as my forehead ploughs into your face sending you reeling backwards off of me. I groan and shake my head which almost makes it hurt more. Seeing you on your back in front of me holding your big body up on your elbows, I grimace as I push through the pain onto my feet and try to swing the top of my booted foot as hard as I can at you aiming it squarely right for your face!

Lord_Darcy: As I lay on my back recovering, I see you get to your feet, you pull your left leg back and telegraph you are going to try and kick out at me. I am gasping for air and still dizzy but as your boot comes looping out towards my face I sit up and bring my hands up to catch your boot, then twist your boot to try and unbalance you in order to give me time to get to my feet...

Oh_Elle_No: My left boot sails toward your head looking to lay you out violently but you manage to get your hands up in time to catch it with both hands before it can hit you, a split second later, before you twist on my boot, I expertly adjust on the fly as I hop off my right plant leg and twist my body in the air aiming to clock you in the side of the head now with my right boot, again displaying my speed, agility, and athleticism against you!

Nathan_gingerbread: "ENZIGURI!!"

The_Mangler: "WOW!!"

Lord_Darcy: As I twist your left boot you fire an enziguri with your right boot into the left side of my head... smacking hard into my head, snapping it violently to my right and sending me tumbling to my right, rolling over onto my big belly... Urrr... I moan, badly dazed, and plant my hands on the canvas as I struggle to push myself off the canvas...

Lady_Darcy: I let out an angry growl as the enzugiri connects... "NO!... GET UP!!... GET UP!!..." I squeal...

Canakyo: "STAY ON HIM ELLE!!.... ELLE TIME!!"

Oh_Elle_No: I knock you senseless with a brutal enzugiri kick to the side of your head that sends your big ass down again, face down on the canvas as I ride the adrenaline train and push back to my feet and square up with you, seeing you moaning in agony like you want to try to get back up, I don't intend to give you that chance as I dart straight in toward you from your left side and plant my left foot on the canvas as I try to swing my right as fast and hard as I can in toward as if I were kicking at the goal in soccer, aiming the toe of my boot dangerously at your left temple just as you start to lift your head up off the canvas "YYYEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!" Letting out an aggressive scream as I strike...

Lord_Darcy: As I start to push myself up with my hands I can hear the patter of your feet as you position around me then a yell of "YYYEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!" as suddenly your boot strikes me again on the left side of my head, sending my head violently to my right and rolling my body flipping over onto my back, my powerful arms and thick legs spreadeagled out, my big belly up in the air... my head flops down to my left shoulder as I moan and groan...

Lady_Darcy: I jump out of my chair... "NOOOOOOOO!!!!... GET UP!!... GET UP!!..."

Oh_Elle_No: I feel the devastating impact of my boot smashing violently into the side of your head as I follow through with everything I've got and come to a stop just past where your big old body has flopped over to onto your back, spread out, your head flopping a bit as I see this taking one step backwards and kicking my legs out in front of me aiming to land my perfect ass with all my weight right in your stupid masked face for good measure!

Nathan_gingerbread: "Well, I know what Mangler would do..."

Lord_Darcy: As I lay on the canvas, my head spinning I can hear my wife screaming for me to get up and then... UFFF!... your taut, trim, ass lands on my head your 120lbs plonking down on my head... Urrr... Urrrr... I moan as you sit on my head...

Oh_Elle_No: I land my my sexy ass right on your face as I look straight ahead out of the ring into your wife's eyes and smirk arrogantly "Mmmm you just know he'd take my ass on his face any day over yours, Lady D!" I say with a mocking giggle before peeling my ass off your face to see if you're KO-ed as the count starts...1....2.....3...

Lady_Darcy: I move over to the outside of the cage and grab the rungs of the cage wall and start to shake them... "COME ON DARCY!!... GET UP!!... GET UP!!..." I squeal.

Oh_Elle_No: Smirking at Lady Darcy "Shut up bitch or you're getting it next!"

Lord_Darcy: As I lay with your ass on my face I wonder what is going on, completely bemused and dazed, certainly wondering what an ass is doing on my face... surely not? Suddenly I can breath again as the ass moves away... urrr... I moan... 1... 2... 3... I can hear, I can hear yelling from the crowd, someone yelling for me to get up... others just yelling... 4... 5... 6... I move my left leg and kick it out...

Nathan_gingerbread: "Crocket in there... In for a nasty surprise, I think?"

Canakyo: "Stay down!!"

Oh_Elle_No: I turn my back to your wife hollering for you to get up as she pounds on the cage from outside the ring. I watch your big fat body intently as I breathe heavy, my heart pounding, seeing your big leg flop a bit as I hold my breath.....7....8

Lord_Darcy: I kick my left leg and moan... Urrr... I can hear the count... 7... I kick my left leg again... 8... 9... I kick my left leg and roll onto my side...

Lady_Darcy: Jumping up and down outside the cage... "YES!!.. YES!!... GET UP!!... GET UP!!..."

Canakyo: "Punish and break him Elle!!"

Oh_Elle_No: You start to stir at 7 and it looks clear that you're not out of it just yet. As soon as I see you start to squirm, I start planning my next attack, which will hopefully put you down for good. Moving my body to the cage wall closest to you, I start to climb up as the count reaches 8, then 9 as you flop over onto your side as I hang on the cage wall high over you, you appear to be completely oblivious to me and where I am in relation to you, so as soon as I see you roll onto your side, I launch myself off the wall of the cage and swing my right arm out aiming to drive my elbow violently down into that same temple where you just took the violent kick minutes ago...

Lady_Darcy: "LOOK OUT!!... MOVE DARCY!!... MOVE!!!!!...." I yell from outside the cage...

Lord_Darcy: I can hear the warning, I don't have any idea what the warning is about, at the moment I am so dazed I don't know much about anything... but I know I must Obey an order from my wife and I start to roll quickly away... out of the way of your elbow drop...

Oh_Elle_No: BAAAAAAANNGGG "AAAAEEEOOOOWWWW!!!" I yelp out and shriek in pain as I drive my elbow into nothing but the canvas and it feels like my elbow is dislocated from the impact as I flop around on my back like a fish out of water my left hand clutching my right elbow and holding it close to my body now...

Lord_Darcy: I roll away, but stay down, exhausted, dazed... I can feel the vibration of the ring from the impact as you elbow drop hits the canvas... I look up through blurred vision and see you flopping around on the canvas, clutching your right arm close to your body... my head drops down for a moment and then I once again plant my hands on the canvas and start to push myself up... it's a slow process, I'm still dazed and confused, when I get to my feet my legs are wobbling and shaking as I stand... I shake my head to try and clear it, although I still look badly dazed... I start to make my stumbling way towards where you are down on the canvas...

Oh_Elle_No: After flopping around in pain for a while I finally attempt to control myself and collect my thoughts, trying to block out the pain in my right arm and roll over onto my stomach, then with a loud grunt and a groan, I push on up to my feet at the same time you are stumbling towards me, in one fluid motion as I stand up I try to wrap my left arm, aka my good arm, around your head and fall straight back down to the canvas, hoping you are unsteady enough to not be able to resist as I go to lay you out with a DDT now...

Lord_Darcy: As I stumble towards you, you start to get to your feet, pushing up one handed you lunge towards me, smacking your body into mine and wrapping your good left arm around my neck, hoping to get me in a headlock with one arm so you can fall back into a DDT... while at the same time I grab your left leg with my right arm and wrap my left arm around your throat and over your right shoulder to go for one of my wife's favourite moves... a Fisherman's suplex... looking to lift your 120lbs over me...

Oh_Elle_No: My left arm goes around your head but as it does you wrap your right hand under my thigh as your left goes up and over my shoulder around my neck, preparing to lift me with a fisherman's suplex, all while my right arm, still hurting badly at the elbow, remains free, and thankfully it doesn't take much effort on the elbow to simply reach down between your legs and desperately grab your fucking balls again and squeeze them hard between my fingers trying desperately to get you to stop the suplex...

Lord_Darcy: As I go to lift you for the suplex you reach down and grab my balls with your right hand and squeeze for all you can... ARRRRGH!!... I scream in pain and drop your left leg to free my right arm and bring my left arm down to use both arms to push you away from me, shoving you hard to send you backwards away from me...

Oh_Elle_No: You release my leg and shove me back away off of you, staggering backwards into the ropes, and I then use the ropes to rebound off and come running back at you, and deciding that if I'm finally gonna win this match I have to fight with aggression rather than honour so as I run back at you I go into a dropkick aiming both my boots for that old nasty package of yours between your legs...

Lord_Darcy: As I shove you away from me you stagger backwards into the ropes and come back at me running, jumping into a low drop kick aimed for my balls, my eyes widen as I see you starting to jump and I follow the classic soccer defenders "wall defense" with my hands dropping down to cover my balls from the impact... OOF!!... you kick my hands and I stumble backwards as you fall to the canvas...

Oh_Elle_No: My boots slam into the backs of your hands as you manage to cover up your balls, the impact sill sends you stumbling back but does nowhere near the damage I was hoping as I land on my knees and elbows on the mat. "UGGH! COMMEEE OOONNNN!!!'" I scream in frustration now unable to put you away thus far as I get winded and worn myself, I get back to my feet and charge full speed at you now, desperate and exhausted, I leap into the air and start to bring my left let up but then quickly swing my right leg up instead trying to drill you under the chin with a bicycle kick!

Lord_Darcy: I saved my balls from the worst but still took an impact and stumbled backwards. You land on your back and elbows after the drop kick, quickly rolling up to your feet you now charge at me swinging your right leg up into the air in a kick aimed at my chin... it's all about survival for me, first my hands went down to defend my balls when you tried to kick, now my hands come up over my face, bringing my forearms up to protect my chin... OOF!!... your kick smacks into my forearms knocking them into my face and again sending me reeling backwards on my heels...

Oh_Elle_No: Again, it's not a direct hit but my foot slamming into your arms does send you reeling backwards some more now as I get my feet back under me and watch you back close to the ropes and the steel cage wall just beyond them. I move in toward you more calculated this time as I try to pivot on the ball of my left foot and send my right foot into the outside of your left knee, then I pull it back and try to do the opposite and slam my left foot into your right knee, trying to wear you down to your knees if I'm able to keep landing alternating kicks back and forth to each of your knees "Come....on...Darcy....on...your... knees!" I jaw after each strike...

Lord_Darcy: After you knock me backwards from the impact of your bicycle kick into my forearms you now start trying to target my legs, first a kick with your right foot against my left knee... making me wobble... and then you go to switch to your left foot, aiming for my right knee... a predictable change, and one that takes time to swap, time for me to prepare... as you left boot comes towards my right knee I again grab your boot with both hands... but now it is my turn to kick out, with your left leg caught and held up I lash out with my own left boot, swinging my left leg up and aiming the toe of my boot between the middle of your legs...

Oh_Elle_No: You catch my boot against the side of my body and it's like time freezes as I panic and can't find the strength to try for another enziguri kick especially with you fully on your feet now, and the delay in action costs me....THWAAAACCCK "AAAAAAUUUGGHHHFFF!!!" I shriek out loud as you drive the toe of your boot brutally hard between my legs, nailing me I'm the pussy as my jaw immediately drops and my eyes shoot open wide as I howl and stagger backwards my hands shoved between my own thighs now...

Lord_Darcy: Payback is a bitch and my kick between your legs catches you brutally hard, you squeal in pain and clasp your hands over your pussy as you stumble backwards, your head dropping down. I immediately step forward and swing a big European uppercut at your jaw as you are doubled over, all my 240lbs of weight leaning into the blow...

Oh_Elle_No: As I stagger back doubled over from your blow to my pussy you follow up with a huge, brutal European uppercut that you drive up into my jaw with a loud, sick CRAAAAAACCCKKK "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" snapping my pretty blonde head back violently as saliva and now blood spray from my mouth for the first time in the match sending me reeling back slamming into the corner now...

Nathan_gingerbread: Mutters "240 my arse!"

Lord_Darcy: My European uppercut violently straightens you, your head snapping upwards, your long blonde hair flailing out as blood and saliva spray out of your mouth, and you go staggering backwards into the corner of the ring. I immediately charge after you as you stagger backwards into the corner, jumping into the air, aiming to splash down my big 240lbs body onto you, my big belly aiming to crush you in the corner...

Nathan_gingerbread: Puts knuckle in mouth biting down.

Oh_Elle_No: I stagger clear back across the ring now my head rocked and face bleeding as I wind up with my back slamming into the corner and only a split second later SMMMMAAACCCKKK "UUUUUUAAANNGGGGHHFFFF!!!" you go airborne and slam your huge body against mine again, this time absolutely crushing me in the corner as your massive fat belly crushes into mine and I disappear between your girth and the corner...

Lord_Darcy: Trapped in the corner, tired and dazed, with nowhere to run to you are a sitting duck for my corner splash and it crushes you brutally in the corner of the ring, the effect is devastating, overwhelming you. As I move back away from you after the splash, I can see its effect. Still trapped in the corner you are at my mercy, and I go for a ruthless corner beating, swinging a right hook at you head, a left hook at your head, a right into your belly, a left into your belly, looking to punch you like a heavy bag in the corner...

Oh_Elle_No: After being crushed by what felt like a freight train in the corner, you back up leaving me hanging here arms draped over the top ropes as I moan and gasp for air. Then... CRAAACK...... CRAAAACK.... SMAAAACK.... SMAAAACK... "AAAGGHH!! AAAUUGHHHH! UUUNNNGHHFFF!! OOOOUUUFFFF!!!" You start to absolutely demolish me with your fists, snapping my pretty blonde head from side to side with your brutal hooks, blood splattering from my face after you land each one, then folding me in half painfully as you crush my belly and abs with your fists, blood drooling from my mouth now onto the canvas as I fold over your fist moaning in agony...

Lord_Darcy: It's a brutal demolition in the corner, defenseless, your head is snapped from left to right, blood spraying from your mouth and cuts on your pretty face, then my body blows leave you doubled over in agony, your hands clasping onto the ropes to keep you from falling down. I grab your hair and pull you out of the corner, leading you, but keeping you doubled over. When clear of the corner I again force your head between my thick thighs and bend over you, wrapping my arms around your waist, preparing for another Tombstone Piledriver...

Oh_Elle_No: You peel me out of the corner now by my blonde hair which is also splattered with blood now after reducing my face to a bloody mess and busting up my insides with your huge fists, you shove my head between your thick thighs against and wrap your arm around my waist setting me up for another tombstone piledriver...

Lord_Darcy: I take a deep breath and heave your body up in the vertical, holding you upside down in front of me. I pause for a moment and then kneel down to deliver the Tombstone Piledriver and drive your head into the canvas...

Oh_Elle_No: BAAAAAAAANNNNGGGG "UUUUUAAANNNGGGHHHHHH!!!!" you deliver your second brutal tombstone piledriver of the match to your hot, arrogant, young, blonde opponent and spike her pretty, but now bloodied head dangerously down into the canvas again and I let out an agonizing moan as my sexy body flops limply like a ragdoll flat on my back on the canvas once more, blood streaking down my cheeks from my mouth and nose as I lay motionless...

Canakyo: "Wow"

Lord_Darcy: After driving your head into the canvas I let your body fall down... you lay motionless on the canvas, but I am not taking any chances this time, instead of a cocky cover I throw my big body over you, my belly squashing down on your chest, I reach down and hook your limp left leg with my right arm and haul it up as I start to count... 1... 2... 3...

Oh_Elle_No: "Mmmmmmffffffff!!!" As you drop across my big sexy tits with your fat belly squashing them flat under you and forcing more air out of my lungs and past my lips. I don't move a muscle on my own. I can't. My sexy body flattened and pinned under you as you hook my sexy long tanned leg and pull it in tight to my chest...pinning me tight 4.....5....6.....

Lord_Darcy: You lay motionless underneath me as the count continues... 7... 8... 9... nothing, you're completely limp...

Oh_Elle_No: Laying squished and motionless under your weight as you pin me, a little blood bubbles up past my lips each time you shift your weight one me, it's over..9......10..."THATS IT! SHE'S OUT! KO!"

Lord_Darcy: As the count reaches 10 the bell rings... DING!!... DING!!... DING!!... I drop your leg and my head droops down in exhaustion... I take a moment or two to recover a little and then push myself up off of your limp, unconscious body and up onto my feet... holding my arms up in a victory celebration... although I look completely exhausted and battered...

Nathan_gingerbread: Claps... "Well done!!".

Lady_Darcy: As the count reaches 10 I strut over to the timekeepers table and grab the title belt, marching towards the cage door I unlock it, open it and climb into the ring through the ropes... strutting over to my husband as he celebrates I start to fix the title belt around his waist... then I whisper into his ear... when he looks at me I snarl... "She asked for it!..."

Lord_Darcy: Swaying on my legs I look down at Elle laying helpless on the canvas, my wife whispers into my ear and I look perplexed at her for a moment, but she is adamant... so I walk towards the corner and start to climb the turnbuckles until I get to the middle turnbuckle when I turn around, balancing a little precariously on the middle ropes... the title belt around my waist... I stretch out my arms...

Lady_Darcy: As my husband climbs the turnbuckles I grab hold of your arms at the wrists and start to drag you towards the corner, stretching out your arms and legs,... in the firing line...

Lord_Darcy: I watch as my wife drag you into position and then she looks up and signals to me to jump off... I jump into the air, the title belt around my thick waist, flying through the air aiming to splash down on top of you with the title belt...

Oh_Elle_No: You peel your fat sweaty body off mine after picking up the win via KO pin, pushing down on my body to help yourself get to your feet afterwards posing over me as your wide, the future ex-champion herself, straps your title belt around your big waist and whispers in your ear. Then she drag me toward the corner leaving a little trail of blood on the canvas before pinning my arms to the canvas over my head, stretching my body out as you climb the ropes and leap off, coming crashing down violently across my already beaten, sexy body with another huge splash but with the added impact of the hard, heavy title which I tried to take from you which really adds to the pain as my poor tummy is crushed with a loud, sick crunching sound as let out one long, loud, shrill, high-pitched scream as you land on me... blood spraying from my mouth as you crush my guts and smear me across the canvas, the pain brings me momentarily back to reality before my head to drops heavily back down with a THUD and roll to one side as blood streams from the corner of my mouth and I lay crushed and KO-Ed under you with blood starting to pool around my head...

Lord_Darcy: After splashing down onto you I stand up, leaving you crushed and KO-ed on the canvas... I look over to my wife and take her hand as we leave the ring with the title belt around my waist, climbing out through the door of the age to make our way backstage... I look around to see who is going into the cage to help Elle...

Oh_Elle_No: You peel yourself off my crushed, flattened body one last time as I lay there motionless except for the occasional involuntary twitch of an arm or convulsion of my body.

The_Mangler: "Je je je"

Nathan_gingerbread: Looks at mangler ... "Why are you giggling in Spanish?"

The_Mangler: "It's a new side of The Mangler and Elle losing is funny. Dude, she stapled my gut when she fought me!"

Nathan_gingerbread: "Yeah, I know bud... amongst a few other things she did to you."

The_Mangler: "Yeah... Heck, I have been cheering for Lord Darcy... a bitter rival... because of that!"

Nathan_gingerbread: "Its ok I don't think he heard you... (Smiles) Lady Darcy kept touching my leg!"

The_Mangler: "Whoahh??!!"

Published: 2023-09-03, viewed 109 times.