Lord ﹠ Lady Darcy's Fight Club

Lady_Darcy:

Lady_Darcy: I wait by the entrance to the warehouse dressed in my referee's uniform...

Lady_Darcy:

Lady_Darcy: ... then strut out into the arena , noting the cheers and boos from the crowd and head towards the ring in the centre of the warehouse. When I get to the ring I climb the ring steps and duck into the ring between the middle and top ropes. I make my way to the middle of the ring and address the crowd.

Lady_Darcy: "Tonights match is a TITLE MATCH for the... MEN'S NO HOLDS BARRED TITLE..." I announce and wait for the crowd to settle down. "Introducing first the current champion... from London, England... standing 5'7" and weighing in at 240lbs please welcome... THE BRITISH BRUISER... LORD DARCY!!!..."

lord_darcy: I strut out into the arena dressed in my black trunks, black and red mask and boots, carrying the title belt over my shoulder... I pause for a moment to acknowledge the cheers and boos of the crowd and then swagger my way to the ring... climbing the ring steps and ducking into the ring I then hand the title belt to the referee, my wife, Lady Darcy, before making my way to my corner and leaning back against the turnbuckles...

lord_darcy:

Lady_Darcy: With the title belt in my hand I continue to address the crowd... "And now... please welcome the challenger... standing 6'1" and weighing 193lbs... here is... ALEX... BO... KICK!!!..."

lord_darcy: Waves @Carolsingapore76

lord_darcy: Waves @Busty_Beckie_Keegan

Anastasia_the_brawler: Finally a male fight

AlexBoKick: I come into the room, pumping the crowd....boots, black trunks, barechested......i wink to my friend Anastasia and I come over the ring, flexxing

AlexBoKick:

Lady_Darcy: I signal for the two fighters to come to the middle of the ring... "The rules are simple... it's no holds barred... a fight to the finish, when one of you is ko-ed and can't get up off the canvas or tells me you've had enough and want to quit... are you ready?" I look at the fighters for them to nod or say yes...

lord_darcy: I walk to the middle of the ring, my opponent is a big guy, 6" taller than me, I eye him up and down as teh rules are being read... when the referee is finsihed I nod and raise my fists in a southpaw stance...

AlexBoKick: I nod too, winking to Lady Darcy, raising my guard into an orthodox stance, studyng the moves of the champ

Anastasia_the_brawler: Easy win for Alex lol

Lady_Darcy: I look around to the timekeeper and signal for them to ring the bell... DING!!... DING!!... DING!!... and then quickly move to a neeutral corner... 

AlexBoKick: I jump on my feet, back and forth, looking for an opnening into Lord Darcy guard.....starting my first attack qith a left kick to your knee followed by a right hook to his eyebrow

Suki_Sweet_wife_of_Dei: Stop cheating Darcy

lord_darcy: The bell rings and you start moving on your feet while I slowly skip to my right, keeping my guard up... you lash out with a left leg kick at my right knee... I take a step backwards to let it swish in front of me, then bull forward, keeping low... you unleash a right hook at the top of my head and I lower my head down to avoid the blow... still coming forward... as I get closer I jab out a couple of times with my right at your muscled solar plexus and then unleash a left hook aimed at your right ribs... leaning my big, fat, body behind the blow...

Lady_Darcy: I look over at Suki and wonder... which one of us does she mean?

AlexBoKick: umgh umghhhh got the jab on my plexus, grunting and taking a step back, so when you hit the hook i lower my elbow to block it , using the opposite arm to strike a straight punch between nose and face, raising my knee forward to slam your belly after that

lord_darcy: My jab lands on your solar plexus forcing you to step back, but you defend against my left hook with your elbow and then use your height advantage tp send a punch over my guard into my face as I ducked down.. Ufff... | grunt as it lands in the middle of my mask and rocks my head backwards... Ugh... I grunt as you step in and knee me in my fat belly, the belly rippling with the blow... it knocks the wind out of me but with you up close to deliver the knee shot I can hook my left up aiming at the right side of your head and then pivot to an overhand right, aimed up at the middle of your face...

AlexBoKick: oucchhhhh got hit my the left and turn my head on the right, but i raise my guard and either hands to block the overhand and from that position i fire two right hard knees aiming to your floating ribs

Suki_Sweet_wife_of_Dei: fight fair Darcy

lord_darcy: I am getting viciously knee-ed in the body and I can someone in the crowd yelling... "Fight fair Darcy"... she must surely mean my wife, I always fight fair... again you come in at me, delivering knees to the body... UFFF... UFFF... I grunt and exhale as my big body shakes from the impacts, but as you start to pull back from delivering the knees I follow you and reach out, looking to wrap my arms around your muscular body, to grab hold of you, twist and throw you down onto the canvas on your back with me falling on top of you...

AlexBoKick: you had a target, but I knew you were trying to put the fight on the ground and I don't want to, so when you grab your ams on my body I plan firmly my feet down to avoid to fall and I try to stun you with a vicious muay thai elbow on your forehead

Anastasia_the_brawler: Yeeeah nice

Suki_Sweet_wife_of_Dei: Give up Darcy you can't win

lord_darcy: I get my arms around your waist but because you brace your legs can't get you twisted around to throw you down, instead you elbow me in the forehead, stunning me, I break my grip and stumble backwards, raising my arms up over my face and head to protect my head from another blow...

AlexBoKick: you sharply cover your head, but moving forward i drive a nasty heel on your belly trying to dig it hard into your stomach and maybe send you at the ropes

lord_darcy: As I retreat you step forward and again kick out with your leg, sending the heel of your right foot into my already bruised gut... Ufff... I grunt again as I fall back onto the ropes, but keeping my guard tight on my head.. I start to slide to my right along the ropes to try and get away...

AlexBoKick: i don't want you to get too much away, moving aside to drive a left knuckle punch on your liver, trying to double with a right uppercut on your floating ribs

lord_darcy: As I slide along the ropes to my right you follow me, trying to cut me off a straight left shot to my body... I twist my body and drop my head arms, and upper body to take the blow on my right ribs... you lower your body in order to deliver a right uppercut into my left ribs... Urrrghh... I groan in pain but now, with us close together I break my guard around my head, reach out and wrap my arms around your head and neck, aiming to pull us togather and left me swing my left knee up into your crotch...

Suki_Sweet_wife_of_Dei: Oh fuck

Anastasia_the_brawler: Eyes wide open oh my god

AlexBoKick: OOOOOOOGHHHHHH i got hit in my nuts in an unexpected way and i shout my pain, bending over and stepping back with my hands on my groin "fucking bastard"

lord_darcy: I have been taking a beating and I resorted to one of my many tricks... my knee to the crotch found it's target and you let out a loud squeal, stepping backwards, doubling over and clutching your balls with you arms and hands... you groan out a "fucking bastard" at me... but I am not worried, it's no holds barred, "Dumb lump of shit" I snarl back at you as I step off the ropes and, with you doubled over, reach out with my hands to grab hold of your hair to control the position of your head and then again swing my left knee up, this time aiming it striaght for the middle of your face...

Suki_Sweet_wife_of_Dei: Stop cheating Darcy

AlexBoKick: obviously my mind was at my nuts, and As you grab my hair i am quite defenseless and OUGHHHHHH i feel a hard THUD on my face, going back to the ropes stunned after the hit, with one nostril bleeding

lord_darcy: My knee cracks into your face, sending your head shooting upwards, sending you stumbling backwards into the ropes with blood running from one of your nostrils... I snort and snarl as I move in on you, my arms up defensively in case you attack, until I get close when I drop down and lunge forward aiming to grab your ankles and pull on them to yank you off the ropes onto your back on the canvas...

AlexBoKick: you move towards me and attack my ankles....but I am back to ropes and I grab with either arms the upper rope to stay on my feet....firmly....and seeing you down i raise my knee to slam it savagely to your throat with some viciousness

lord_darcy: As I go down for your ankles I see you hook your arms around the ropes in as a counter to my aim to haul you off the ropes and as I stop reaching out you bring your right knee up towards my head and throat, I twist my head to my right and fling my arms up to the side of my head to block the knee shot, and then, with you gripping onto teh top rope with your hands and me just in front of you I pivot and unleash a right hook aimed for your jaw, leaning my hefty body behind the blow, fat ass, and big gut, wobbling and swaying as I throw the haymaker...

Suki_Sweet_wife_of_Dei: LOOK OUT

AlexBoKick: as you move up there is not the need to take the ropes , so i cross my arms in front on my face: your shot is powerful but is taken by my either arms, despite the THUD on my forearms, i stretch quickly our arms wide open and then I headbutt your face squarely with anger

lord_darcy: As I pivot to swing my right hook you release the ropes and cross your arms to protect your face, my blow bouncing off your forearms... as I straighten to regain my stance after hurling the big punch you lunge forward using one of the Darcy's own signature moves... a headbutt... against me... CRACK!!... bone on bone and my head recoils backwards... I am dazed and I shake my head and I blink my eyes, but a headbutt works both ways, you too must be a little dazed and I take my chance and step back up towards you, launching another right hook at the side of your head and then pivoting to a left uppercut aimed for your solar plexus...

AlexBoKick: After the headbutt I had my guard up so I controlled the hook with my left shoulder but UFFFFF the uppercut slams my sweated belly and i grunt moving back, arms moving forward for a left elbow on your forehead, trying to grab your backhead after this for a muay thai knee on your floating ribs

Carolsingapore76: Grabs some pop corn and sits down

lord_darcy: The right hook slams into your arms again but the left uppercut smacks into your muscled belly and rocks you... it's back and forth at the moment... you come back at me with another elbow to the forehead... UGG... my head rocks back and as it rolls back up to straight you move in and wrap your hands behind my head and drive your left knee up into my ribs... URFFF... I take the blow hard, the impact making my big belly wobble and shake, but with your knee up high for the impact I reach down and make a grab to get hold of your thigh with my hands and with us locked together with your hold on my head I again twist my big body around to try and throw you down onto the canvas on your back with me on top of you...

AlexBoKick: Ougffffff this time you are effective in sending me down to the canvas and I have your huge body over me....but i take tight the grab your your forehead and I drive two brutal elbows up on your eyesocket from close distance, to stun you and giving a hip shot to make you fall aside

Carolsingapore76: Come on Alex you got this.., FIGHT BACK!!

Rose_Bonito: Walking in with a short red dress that comes down just above the bottom portion of my brown butt cheeks the crease where my rear upper thigh meets my butt cheeks can just be made out, my Lord Darcy woman's Pro wrestling championship belt accenting my attire, topped off with some black high heel shoes the fancy black and red coach bag strapped around my right shoulder, in both hands a large pretzel with mustard and a double sized bear month making my way down the aisle as if I was about to make an appearance in the ring slight jerk my hips playing to some of the groupies that followed me from time to time in my matches as I take my ringside seat take a swig of the bear and then I have to bite of the pretzel as I leaned back ready to enjoy the match

Carolsingapore76: Glances at the lady walking with the belt " oh its only her" as i turn my attention back to the match

lord_darcy: I roll you over and down onto the canvas on your back with my hefty 240lbs body on top of you... it's clear you realize the danger in your predicament as you start to fight rapidly, trying to dislodge me, you grab out at my head and send a couple of elbows up at my face, but laying on the canvas you can't get a good swing behind them, that catch me and bruise my eye socket but aren't going to dislodge me, then you rapidly switch and hit me in the side, but again you can't get a swing and although I grunt I am not going to be moved by the blow... getting myself mounted on top of you I reach out to grab your hair with my left hand in order to hold your head in place and then pull my right arm back and send my right fist aimed down into your face with repeated blows while I sit on top of you...

AlexBoKick: you don't move despite the elbow and the hip and mount me again....as you use your left hand to grab my head i see an opening and I fire up my right hand for a karate shot, with fingers used strongly as if they were a knife to your throat, trying to anticipate your first punch

Rose_Bonito: A slight snarling carols direction, chucking her off to one of the many no talent floozy's that these wonderful matches attract, refocusing my attentions on the ring

Carolsingapore76: Nonchalantly eating my pop corn not bothering to nod at the lady with a fake belt I think to my self "might be a fake champ"

lord_darcy: As I draw my right arm back to deliver the punch to your face you jab out with your fingers into my throat, a brutal blow and it catches me... Uhhh... I am stopped before I can deliver the punch, I release your hair and my hands go to my throat as I fall forward down onto you clutching my throat... I am gasping, having dificulty breathing and am now desperate, and reach out with my left hand to rake your eyes...

AlexBoKick: i grab your left hand while I was moving aside..."bad mistake hitting my nuts" I say placing my knee to smash down your mats while I fire down an elbow to strike your nosebone

Carolsingapore76: You got This ALex

Carolsingapore76: Lets go Alex lets go !!! Lets go Alex lets go !!! Lets go Alex lets go !!! Lets go Alex lets go !!! Lets go Alex lets go !!!

lord_darcy: As I reach up to rake your eyes you grab my hand to block me and start pushing to roll me over on to my back and get yourself on top and drive your knee into my nuts... Arrrgh... I squeal in pain, and then you deliver an elbow strike to my face... Ufff... dazing me for a moment, blood starting to run from my nose... now it is me who is desperately trapped underneath on the canvas... again I send my left hand out aiming my left thumb into your right eye to get you off of me..

Carolsingapore76: That got to hurt!!

AlexBoKick: I use the right hand to grab your wrist and take it up and aside, to avoid the thumb attack and I shot down two left elbows aiming your throat again and your mouth with all the anger for the pain at my nuts

lord_darcy: As I raise my left arm you grab my wrist with your right hand and send left elbow shots down into my throat and mouth... blood starts running out of my mouth... I start to go limp but at the same time throw my right arm up, again reaching out for your face to try and poke you in to eye...

AlexBoKick: i lock my left hand with your right one, to smash it down on the canvas....and drive my knuckles down with right hand smashing your face twice full power....

lord_darcy: As I reach out with my right hand you grab it with your left hand to force it away, and then let go of my left arm and punch me twice in the face with your left fist to knock me out...

AlexBoKick: Isee you knocked out and I look to Lady Darcy waiting for her to stop me and declare the win

Lady_Darcy: I step across and hold up Alex's arm... "The winner!"

Suki_Sweet_wife_of_Dei: There is no joy in Darcyville the mighty Lord has struck out.

Carolsingapore76: yes Alex!!!!! Great Match