UFC/MMA

 "Ladies and Gentlemen, now entering the Octagon, coming from Mexico City Mexico, weighing in at 125 lbs, standing 5 ft 3 in tall, and at 32 years of age, and a fight record of 10 wins and 10 losses is Carlotta Valenzuelaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!...." As I am introduced, I move through the cage door and begin to bounce on my feet and go to the opposite side of the octagon to wait for my opponent from China to enter 

08:23 May_Li: ‘And now, a sweet face, coming from Mystery Eastern China, weighing in at 120 lbs, standing 5 ft 7 in tall, and at 28 years of age, a formal fight record of 4 wins and never losses. Mayyyyyyy…..Li!!!!!!!." I move along the corridor and jump onto the cage step, my skin in shining for my warm-up sweat. A compression pink suit of MMA, with shadow box and kicks move to the corner. We meet again, and on the formal octagon. Leaning and stretching my limbs by catching the cage. Waiting for the ref to hold the match.

08:28 Valenzuela: The ref calls us to the ring centre, and gives us his instructions, which are normal. He then tells us to tap gloves if we wanna, and then return to our respective sides of the octagon and wait for the bell. I off my right glove for a tap, and give you a smirk, and then go to the opposite side of the cage to the red post. I bounce on my feet as I wait for the bell, and then it happens DING! DING! DING!!!!!!!!!....I cross to the centre of the octagon and bob from side to side, and then try a double left jab at your face centre, and then follow this with a right straight towards your ribs.....

08:38 May_Li: Leaning out my glove and tapping with you, grinning with polite face, exposing my pink mouthguard.’Ding Ding Ding!’ The bell rings and I bouncing back quickly. I won’t contend the center of the octagon with you, I got my own plan. ‘Bomm!’ Your first jab knocked my face and then I quickly swing my shoulders, your fist is still hard to suffer. And the second hammer nearly scratched my ear. When your first strike going, I guess that will be a combo. So my footwork changing speed, sliding to your left. And sure, your straight hook from your right got the air instead of my ribs. At the end of the foot sliding, my palms climbed on your back, push your back down. And raising my left knee wanna make your face kiss on it!

08:44 Valenzuela: We nearly collide in the centre of the ring, and you eat my first jab snapping your head back...but my second one misses and the right hook only whizzes through empty airspace. The scene is chaotic as we dance in the cage centre

 

You suddenly reach out to pull me into a knee strike. You're going for a forceful knee to my face, but I drop my gloves and use them to block your knee from hitting my face, using my palms to stop the power knee from kissing my chin. I get pushed back in the cage wall.

08:49 May_Li: You staggered back until your back knocked onto the cage wall. Maybe my knee powerful will impress you. Last time we fought, I make you tap by BJJ moves, and you might not think my strikes are good as my grappling. As you staggered to the edge, can’t raise your legs now. My right leg invaded the position of the middle of your legs. Keeping disturbing you by quick and sharp jabs and hooks to your right ribs and jawline.

09:02 Valenzuela: The fight gets rough as you force my back into the cage wall, which shakes and rattles as we struggle. My gloves are low after deflecting your vicious knee strike, so my face is wide open....uhhhhh....a jab cracks into my cheek and then immediately a hook crashes into my jaw line, twisting my face around as your leg pushes between my legs, trying to unbalance me.....I try to respond with a hooking left elbow strike at your jaw line and then try to push yoou back in hopes of escaping from the cage wall

  

09:10 May_Li: ‘Uhmmmffff’ your elbow shivered my jaw and my head leaning a little. I am sure I can’t let you get the chance to keep strike. My head quickly getting down, use my top of the head against up your jaw. Try my best to squeeze your chest and neck by my cheek. Forced your head uncomfortable and disturbing your sight. I don’t give up content your middle of the legs. I won’t let you throw a wonderful kick from so close distance. My right fist starting hammering into your left ribs.

09:18 Valenzuela: I can't disengage from you, as you press the top of your head head into my jaw, pushing my head up and into the cage wall, my neck aches as it is awkwardly pushed upwards, and I can't see much other than the bright lights above the cage....ugggg....ugggg....your strike a couple of hammer fists into my ribs and I let out a little cry.....your leg pushes between my legs, but I try to drive my right knee up into your outer thigh, and then try to wrap my arms around your midsection. I also try to bring my right leg around your leg that is pushing between my legs, trying to push it between your legs. 

09:26 May_Li: You are trying to take a better position , maybe a hug throw. Your leg is across my left leg. I still try my best to against your head away from your chest. My jabs nailing your ribs, maybe they are broken soon. I have to do something to deal with your legs. With my right glove keep invading your ribs. My left arm wrap your right thigh and keep pinning you onto the wall.

09:30 Valenzuela: Ugggg....you hammer my ribs again....your left arm is low, wrapping my right thigh to stop it from striking....I dip at my knees and try to tighten my arms around your waist, I try to lift you up a couple of inches off the mat....I don't have to lift you high, just enough so your feet don't touch the mat, so I can try to swing you around into the cage wall, attempting to reverse our positions, trying to trap you on the cage wall.....

09:36 May_Li: You are trying to lift my body up and throw me into your previous position. I am so glad with your level in grappling. And indeed your power is stronger enough to let my feet up, when you throw me into the wall, my waist rolling flexible as a free-wrestling move, I slides to your back as a snake, but without better position to have advantage. We are both kneel on the canvas, and face the cage. I grab your waist from your back and my jaw tightly nailed into your back. I hissed heavily , I take your back, but have to find some chance to go on…..

09:50 Valenzuela: I grunt through clenched teeth as I lift you, it’s not clean, not explosive, but it’s enough. Your feet come off the mat, and I pivot my hips, slammingyou toward the cage. I think I’ve got you, gonna gain some control, but then... you don't resist the throw like I expect and you roll with it and your waist bends, twists like water sliding off stone. Instead of smashing into the cage, you spin around me mid-air, your body tight and coiled, and as I settle to the mat, your no longer in front of me... you're behind me. Shit!!!! I feel your chest against my back as your arms coil around my waist. Your jaw clamps against my spine like a viper settling in for the kill. We’re both on our knees, both breathing hard, but now you've got position. You hiss like a viper, and I feel that low sound vibrate through my ribs. You're hunting for control now, and the mat is cold beneath my shins, but my skin is burning. I tighten my core and drop my weight, trying to deny you any elevation. My arms slide low, grabbing at your hands, trying to peel them apart before you slips in the hooks. My neck is still sore from the earlier grind against the cage and now I have to protect it again. My ribs throb from your hammer fists. I clench my jaw and whip my hips sharply to the left, trying to break your grip and spin us sideways, knowing I could be in bad trouble in this position.

09:56 May_Li: Your cool brain realized my plan very quickly. Your palms limit my hands by grabbing or pinning it down. I am hissing on your back. And when you felt I won’t use my fists, I quickly make a thrust uppercut to your jaw. Like this, I keep playing some tricks to disturbing you. My jaw stick on your back, finding your spine and rubbing a lot. I am sure your moves will be limited by this. With several thrusts on your jaw, when your arms are busy in slapping away my palms, my left arm quietly wrap your neck from your shoulder and my calfs are ready to take over your waist….

10:04 Valenzuela: Your chin grinds further into my spine, my face winces and contorts from the pain and your hiss snakes down my spine, and I brace, still trying to stay low, to stay heavy. I feel your hands creeping, probing. My fingers clamp over your wrists to stop you from getting deeper, trying to keep your hands from sealing any kind of choke or lock, but one hand breaks free….Then, CRACK. A sudden uppercut slams up into my jaw, catching me off-guard. It’s not a clean strike, not fully loaded, coming from behind, but it rattles my head just enough to make my vision blink white for half a second. I groan, lips parting around my mouthpiece as I drop my chin instinctively, protecting my neck. I thought you were done striking , but you’re just shifting gears, mixing it up. “FUCK YOU!” I hiss. I try to slap your hand away, but your jaw grinds against my back again, searching like a blade along bone. It’s sickening, that sensation, a violation of space, of comfort. You’re crawling all over me, smothering me like a blanket soaked in sweat. Another uppercut thuds under my chin forcing my chin up, and I snarl, shaking my head as I twist again, but your left arm slips up, snaking over my shoulder and across my neck, not fully sunk in yet, but there. And then your calfs start to come forward. I know I have only moments left before I lose, so I arch my back violently and twist to my right, trying to shrug you off, my right elbow stabbing back blindly, aiming to jam it into your ribs or hip. My left hand shoots up to grab the wrist of the arm coiling around my neck

 

10:13 May_Li: Nice elbow! Your right elbow is rushing and hurry to tear my ribs before you fall asleep, but I can bet it. If my ribs are broken, and you will be choked out. For striking my ribs , your palms may give up to limit my right arm. When my left arm get the aim at first, my right glove still working in your cheek. ‘Boom! Bomm! Bommm!’ With fist or blade, my right palm invaded your right cheek again and again. Your head is busying for swinging to avoid then. And that’s the time, after a normal punch, my right elbow quickly tied with my left palm. And my right palm forcing your head leaning forward to take the pressure from my strong left arm…..

10:23 Valenzuela: My elbow connects to your ribs with a sickening thud, but it’s too late, you ride it out, absorb the pain, and punish me further as your right palm slaps my cheek again and again, dizzying me, smothering me. One blow bruises my eye….making me wince from the pain. Then your arm tightens across my neck, and I know what’s coming. I feel your calf slide in first one... then the other.

 

 My left hand scrambles at your wrist, useless. Then your arms cinch tight, a perfect loop. I feel the blood being strangled from my brain. A horrible pressure builds behind my eyes, a cold ache that spreads through my skul. My arms go heavy first and I hear my own heartbeat, thunderous and distant, and then nothing but static. My vision narrow and I can see the cage wall, blurred and distorted. The crowd’s a blur of lights and movement, faces without features. 

 

 Everything is pulsing, slow and deep. I’m on my knees, I think. My body suddenly goes totally limp….knocked out by rear naked choke

10:28 May_Li: That’s it. My ribs must be broken by your struggling for life. But I took it to the end. I felt my arms both got the right position, and my heel across your groin. Leaning backwards suddenly. My face closed to your cheek, wanna judge your status for the first time. I try my best to split your thighs and squeezed your neck more tightly…waiting the judge from you or the ref….Hissing nearing your ear. And biting my mouthguard tightly in the hardest time…

10:31 Valenzuela: I've now passed out.....can't hear anything or see anything....the ref realises that I'm unconscious and taps you to release the hold....he waves the fight over....DING!!!!DING!!!!DING!!!! the bell rings.....

10:34 May_Li: I released my arms as soon as the bell ringing and then stand, raising my fist, smiling at my victory. And quickly hug you up , dig out your mouthguard to ensure your better breathe. ‘ Are you okay? Val. So sorry friend, but have to try my best. Wish you a good luck.’ I kneel down and make a worship to you.

10:39 Valenzuela: After a few moments, I regain consciousness, feeling totally disoriented, not believing that I lost a second time to May Li, being out grappled, and getting knocked out by a RNC. Last time she forced a submission using a double ankle lock. "FUCK!" I hiss. Then, after I have recovered, we are called to the cage centre, and standing between the ref, the official announcement is: “Ladies and gentlemen… after a grueling war inside the cage… the referee has called a stop to this contest due to a technical submission, rear naked choke — at only 2 minutes and 30 seconds of the first round…” “Declaring your winner, by submission… out of the blue corner… MAAAAAAYYYYYYY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!”

10:42 May_Li: So firm sights, raised my arms to the sky, and salute to my fans in the arena. Then I turned back to hug you. ‘Thank you Val, a good competition again. Hope you all well’

10:42 Valenzuela: END