UFC/MMA

14:07 Valenzuela: Tonight is Bareknuckle MMA Competition in the Octagon at the El Diablo Bar. 

I'm ready for it, wearing some green briefs, red sports bra, barefoot and white hand wraps.....looking tough and ready at 5 ft 3 in and 125 lbs and 32 years old. 

Tonight, I'm taking on some gringa chick from north of the border, who I intend to send back in pieces. They first announce me....."Weighing in at 125 lbs.....and first to enter the cage, is Carla Valenzuelaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!" So I strut out and enter the cage and move to the opposite side, to wait for the bimbo gringa to make her entrance.

14:11 Lexie: Looking for a little excitement in my life, I go on vacation down in Mexico where I here of a bar holding bareknuckle fights. I'm not one to shy away from a challenge, especially if it gives me a chance to pound some poor woman into submission. I arrive at the bar and come out next, wearing nothing but a black bikini and wraps on my hands and feet. My hair back into a tight bun. I strut out, looking disgusted by the crowd, not letting them get even close to me! I see you standing in the cage and lock eyes with you like prey. I enter, standing at 5ft 115lbs. Nimble, quick, and lethal. "And her opponent.....from the US of A....she is.....LEXIE!!!" I roll my shoulders and bounce on my toes as I stand in my corner, posing for the crowd as they boo me! I shadow box and get myself warmed up. Waiting on the bell as I state you down...

14:17 Valenzuela: Oh chica....I think....you don't know what is about to hit you....The crowd begins to get rowdy, as they want the action to start soon, so the ref motions us to get ready to fight. He does not call us to ring centre for the rules, as he assumes we know these...and because rules are minimal here. He then asks if we are ready....and I nod yes...I'm not looking at you, but assume you nodded yes because suddenly DING! DING!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....so I move to the cage centre fast, raising my fists, and as I approach you, I send a double jab out with my left, trying to slip the punches through your guard towards your chin/mouth, then circle to my right....

14:19 Lexie: I nod, keeping my eyes on you as the bell rings and the match begins! I smile as you get closer to me. Raising my fists up and stepping towards you in the center of the cage. You send your jabs and I am wise to them. Keeping my guard up, slipping down underneath them and pivoting as you circle right. Keeping you in front of me. I try to pop back up to a standing position and aim a straight right hand towards your cheek, trying to catch you quickly before I back off again..

14:23 Valenzuela: You weave under my jabs, you're quite quick, being 13 years younger, and seem to know how to fight, but I aim to teach you a good lesson in the cage tonight. You pop back up quickly and fire a straight right fist at my cheek, but I avoid the punch by leaning back from it, and with your right arm extended, at the same time, I try to drive a kick upwards with my left leg, trying to land the ball of my foot under your right arm pit, trying to connect before you can back off......

14:26 Lexie: You avoid my right hand and I over extend because of it. Giving you the perfect chance to land that blow under my arm. I wince and my footing gets disturbed! I back off of you and try to reset my guard. It's clear this isn't your first time in a cage...but after I'm done with you, I'll make sure it's your last... I glare at you. Game face on as I circle light on my feet. The crowd roaring for this match up!

14:30 Valenzuela: My kick lands under your armpit, a very sensitive area, and you pull back from me, circling lightly on your feet, but I move to intercept you, and throw out a quick left/right combo of straight punches towards your face, and then pivot on my left foot to throw out a backwards side kick towards your navel, hoping the rapid fire punches kept you busy upstairs

14:32 Lexie: You come at me right away after landing that kick. I keep my eyes on you and see your punches coming. I weave one, parry another, and pivot as well. Looking to spin around into you and cut off your momentum with a spinning elbow right into the jaw! Hoping my quick footwork is enough to catch you and stop your plan!

14:35 Valenzuela: Before I can launch my back kick, you launch a spinning elbow into my jaw....uggggg....my face twists to my right and the cage walls rotate for a second or two.....I step back and launch a defensive right snap kick at your navel to keep you at back as I try to clear my head.....

14:37 Lexie: I got you good with that one! I quickly find my stance again as you recoil from that. You fire that kick straight towards me and I look to parry it with my hand, pushing it to the side as I then step up towards you and aim my front foot for a snap kick of my own towards your knee! Trying to cut that stance of yours!

14:43 Valenzuela: You parry away my leg after I launch the snap kick, and then step towards me to fire a nasty snap kick back at my knee, but I was able to bring my leg back to ground, and raise my leg to take the kick on my calf, preserving my knee, even so the kick causes me to stumble some to my right. I keep moving in the direction of my stumble, and then suddenly lunge forward, trying to get in range of my fists, sending a combo of a left straight towards your nose, a right hook at your ribs and then dropping low, an uppercut at your liver, but try to stay in the close to go toe to toe with the shorter and lighter weight woman....

14:46 Lexie: You manage to block most of the damage from my kick. I pull my leg back quickly as you move into me again quickly! Quite fast for an older bird. I try to keep my wits about me as you come into me. I duck your straight, but then feel your hook dig into my ribs. As you come in closer, I try to react by grabbing behind your head and then pulling myself into you. Aiming a knee up to your core as you try to punch my body again. Hoping to cut you off again with the stabbing strike!

14:51 Valenzuela: You dive under my straight, but as you come back up, I SLAM a right hook into your rib cage....probably gonna leave a bruise as I feel the impact go up and down my arm. I launch my uppercut, but it has no impact because you pull me into you, cutting the distance down, and suddenly I'm in a muay thai style clinch. Uggggg...........I take a brutal knee in the navel. And it hurts.....I try to break the clinch by driving my arms upwards between your arms, and if I can push them up and above, I'll try to land a hammer fist down on both of your collar bones.

14:54 Lexie: I get you good with my knee and clinch up with the bigger woman! The crowd shocked as I stand toe to toe with you like this! You thrust my arms away, but I try to catch your head again as you wind up for your hammer fist. Trying to hold you steady and drive a short, yet brutal right hook towards your cheek! Trying to snap your head to the side with my fist and make a statement!

15:01 Valenzuela: The crowd roars, as you clinch with me, and even though I break the clinch, you reform the clinch, before I can bring my hammer fists down, then suddenly you send a nasty right hook into my cheek, twisting my face around to my right, as you break the clinch and take me by surprise by the hook. Spit sprays out of my mouth and I bite down hard on my mouth guard. I've had enough of you, so I push into you, trying to drive you into the cage wall with my heavier body, and with my right fist down low, I try to drive an uppercut up towrds your solar plexus....

15:04 Lexie: I get you good with that right hook! "HA! How'd that taste you fucking broke bitc---!" I'm cut off as you drive into me and slam me against the cage! I wince and then my eyes widen as I feel your uppercut dig into me! knocking some of the air out of me as I too bite down on my mouth guard... I grip onto your body and try to find a way out from you as you pin me against the cage. Holding onto the back of your head and clinching in tight, getting serious again!

15:07 Valenzuela: My uppercut lands hard on your sternum....and I give you a nasty little grin....and I have you where I want you, trapped on the cage wall....you grab the back of my head, so I arch my back to put a little space between our sweaty bodies, and then try to drive my knee upwards, trying to strike you in the gut, as I keep trying to push you into the wall.....

15:09 Lexie: Your sweaty body presses against me tight and you send that knee up, I try to stay close now, giving it less momentum than you planned. I try to grip at the back of your head and pivot my stance. Trying to make some room to pull you forwards and pivot away from the cage. Aiming a short uppercut under your chin as I hold your head! Trying to knock some sense out of you!

15:18 Valenzuela: My knee does not get the distance required to get the momentum needed to really pound you hard, and before my foot lands on the canvass, you grip the back of my head and pivot, causing me to go off balance....BAM!....as I try to regain my balance, short uppercut detonates under my chin, snapping my head back....uggggg.......again a flash of light....but I react by trying to drive my right arm over your left shoulder, if I move fast enough, I'll catch you in a headlock and pivot, throw my hips into your belly and hip toss you onto the canvass.....

15:20 Lexie: I knock you back with my uppercut and then see you charge back into me like a rhino! Damn...there's no stopping this bitch! I growl as you come in to lock me up into a headlock, pulling me down, but I push under your elbow and aim to slip your grip as you try to twist and toss! If successful, I'd slip behind you and then aim a right hook into your kidney! Trying to land a nasty strike to hopefully slow you down! The crowd booing me!

15:27 Valenzuela: I get you into the headlock, and pull you down, but as I try to do the hiptoss, you push on my elbow, and slip out of the lock, faster than I could get you in it! Being sweaty and slippery no doubt helps......and this places you behind me....BAM!!!!!!.....a searing pain goes through my kidney and I my knees go weak....I stumble forward and crash into the cage wall....grasping it with my hands....gasping for breath

15:30 Lexie: I come behind you as you lean on the cage! A normal fight would see us break up, but not here! I come from behind and grab onto your shoulders. Looking to raise my knee into your kidney to strike the same spot! Looking to take you down yet another notch! If successful, I'd send a dirty punch right into the back of your head to daze you! Trying to put you down onto the dirty, bloody, mat!

15:43 Valenzuela: I ain't know novice at dirty fighting....I feel pain ripping through my kidney....but I know you are coming, so I wait like a lioness guarding her den of cubs. You place your hands on my shoulders before attempting to strike, a really big mistake! That's all the signal I need, all the prewarning I need that you are there....In a split second, I try to stomp my heel down on your toes, to unbalance you, to surprise you, and the try to drive a backwards elbow strike into your solar plexus as I step off to my left....you hurt me, but I can still strike

16:06 Lexie: You are wise to my tricks from behind and manage to stamp down on my toes! Causing me to screech out, letting go of you and then taking the elbow as I back off! Not as my impact as I was recoiling backwards, but it's enough to get me to step away from you...recoiling back towards the center of the cage as the crowd goes nuts for you! I clutch my body and assess my damage..feeling some bruises form, but I am far from out!

16:10 Valenzuela: I turn around to face you, breathing hard, but taking a moment to let some of the pain in my kidney to subside, from that brutal rabbit punch...."Fuck you!" I hiss.....Then I come forward slowly, fists up, ready to duke it out with my smaller opponent. I send a jab towards your face with my left, a right hook at your ribs and then a left hook at your jaw, intending to know you out with a couple of power shots......"Eat some fist!" bitch!

16:14 Lexie: You come at me fierce and I watch you. I huff some air into my lungs and meet you head on! I weave your jab, and bunch up against your hook! I try to bend low and then pop up with a quick uppercut against your chin! One with my right hand and following up with a left hook to your cheek! Trying to use speed to defuse your aggressision! "Fuck you Latina bitch!" I scream back!

16:18 Valenzuela: My left jab strikes air as you weave under it....and then you move in close, taking the power out of my hook, and as I try to drive the left hook out, you beat me to the punch, driving your fist up and into my chin! Nearly punching my mouth guard out. I blink my eyes and stagger backwards, so the left hook falls short, and then I try to retaliate by launching a snap kick at your navel....still trying to clear my head from the uppercut.

16:20 Lexie: I have you on the defensive here! My fury getting the better of you! I see your kick coming and then pivot myself, letting your kick snap at nothing and having you overextend yourself. I then step towards you with my front foot and aim a nasty head kick to you! Shooting my leg up with nimble speed and accuracy!

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16:24 Valenzuela: I feel my right foot connect with nothing but air, as you pivot, and then BAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!Your leg launches a kick before my right foot comes back to ground, your hell driving hard into my jaw......spit splatters from my mouth and I can taste blood mingled with saliva....my body flies backwards and then hits the cage wall....I blink my eyes stunned as I try to get my fists raised....

16:27 Lexie: It hits! The crowd is shocked as my foot connects with your skull! I land back to my feet and look to seize the moment! I rush towards you and as you meet the cage, I leap. Grabbing at your head and aiming my knee right up into your jaw! Feeling rejuvenated as I rock you!

16:30 Valenzuela: You come at me fast.....and then your knee drives up into my jaw like a piston and I feel it crack against bone, my head whips back and my vision goes white-hot for a second. My legs give a stagger but I clinch you instinctively, not from strategy but survival, trying to wrap my arms around your waist as we slam into the cage together. My forehead rests briefly on your shoulder, my breath ragged....but I’m not fucking done. I twist my hips and try to drive my left knee up blindly, aiming for your ribs, then again for your gut, trying to suck the wind out of you before you can reset and fire again. I need to shift this fight before you rattle my jaw one more time.

16:33 Lexie: I knew you were tough from the moment I laid eyes on you. My knee rocks you, but you keep on coming! Grabbing onto me again and leaning me against the cage wall. Your knee fires up, but I try to stay in close! Pressing against you. Your knee grazes my side blindly and I growl as I lock horns with you and aim a knee of my own into your abs! Trading blows with you as my head is still sharp. I aim to stab that knee into you once, twice, and a third time into your ribs if successful!

16:37 Valenzuela: UUUGGGGG!.....my head is a fog as your knee strikes my navel, then my ribs...I stagger back, bent over a little from each impact.....feeling stunned from the strikes....I move back away, trying to get my guard up...

16:39 Lexie: I win the exchange as you are force to back off. I look at you, you look like an injured animal. I push off of the cage and leap into the air as you! Coming down towards you for a superman punch to your jaw! Trying to knock you down with this aerial strike!

16:46 Valenzuela: As I back away, and try to get my dukes back up, you fly at me, and your fist goes straight through my guard, landing on my jaw, snapping my head back.....I stagger backwards, knees buckling, body wobbling forward....trying to steady myself, but everything seems to be going dim as I start to fall forward towards you

16:48 Lexie: I land my punch and land back to my feet! Success! I watch as you wobble now, barely standing up! You come towards me and begin to fall! This is it. I aim to seize the moment and catch your head in my hands! Aiming a brutal knee square into your face as you fall forwards! Looking to put those Latina Lights out!!

16:50 Valenzuela: BAM! I almost knockout, falling forward, but before I hit the mat, a brutal knee flies into my face....snapping my head and body back up.....my mouth guard flips out....and i crash backwards on the filthy blood stained mat....KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT 

16:53 Lexie: I stand over you as the ref checks on you! My body now starting to calm down and all the pain and bruises starting to sink in, but my damage is nothing compared to yours! I look down at you as the ref checks to see if you are still awake. Checking your palm, eyes, and face...looking for a reaction of any kind, but you are OUT! He turns and calls for the bell! The crowd booing as the little US girl has just defeated their Mexican pride fighter! I step forwards and stamp my foot onto your chest, raising my hands up in victory as I stand dominantly over you!

16:58 Valenzuela: DING! DING ! DING! I begin to wake up, and see a blurry image of the gringa standing with her foot on my tits....I blink my eyes.....and then close them again....not wanting to face the crowd and this beast standing over me....

17:11 Valenzuela: I feel the sharp sting of slaps going across my face as my head is pulled up by my hair.....a slap of humiliation ....and I feel my tits getting squashed under your ass cheeks.....I'm now full awake....mouth open as I try to breath....and looking up at you as I blink my eyes.....feeling helpless....

17:12 Lexie: "Good, I want you awake for this next part. I need to make sure you remember this, understand where your place is" I then slip my legs around your throat and coil you up like a snake! I sit on your throat and pull your face into my crotch, keeping my eyes locked with yours as I begin a front head scissor seated right on you!

17:24 Valenzuela: Your thighs frame my face as I stare up at you, eyes bulging nearly out of their sockets as you start squeeze my neck and jaws....it feels like my jaw my snap, and then my breath is hard to catch...and I feel the blood in my carotids start to get pinched off from flowing to my brain....I mumble.....spittle drooling out of my mouth onto your thighs as I stare into your crotch....plllllleeeees...i gasp

17:26 Lexie: I close my legs tight around your neck and push my but up against your face! My bubble butt presses right up into your chin as I squeeze tight! I aim a slap down at your abs and then thrust my hips back, squeezing tighter! "Beg louder you big slut!" I demand of you!

17:28 Valenzuela: Suddenly you start to squeeze harder....i feel real panic set in....plllleeees....but only warm spittle comes out of my mouth.....and then I go unconscious for the second time in the bout.....this time choked out by your muscular thighs.......

17:30 Lexie: You drool onto my thighs and the crowd watches in absolute shock as the little rich brat puts out the Mexican pride fighter yet again! The silence is defeaning, all anyone can hear is your gurggle as I choke you out! I then let go of you and sit back on your face. Taking a final victory pose over top of you, claiming you as a throne as I flex my slim biceps over top of your face! Forcing the Mexican crowd to soak it in!!

17:30 Lexie: END