Women’s Martial Arts Championship

21:15 Sexy_Moe: !set body 40
@Sexy_Moe's BODY is set to 40 / 40

21:15 Sexy_Moe: !set head 30
@Sexy_Moe's HEAD is set to 30 / 30

21:19 The_Mighty_Power: !set body 40
@The_Mighty_Power's BODY is set to 40 / 40

21:19 The_Mighty_Power: !set head 30
@The_Mighty_Power's HEAD is set to 30 / 30

21:19 The_Mighty_Power: (heads or tails?)

21:19 Sexy_Moe: Heads

21:19 Sexy_Moe: !coin
Flip the coin.... tails!

21:20 The_Mighty_Power: (hah! we doing kickboxing?)

21:24 Sexy_Moe: (Yes)

21:32 The_Mighty_Power: I was trying to take a rest day but some newbie bitch called me out and challenged me to a kickboxing match and I wasn’t scared of anything so of course I decided to show up! I throw open the doors to the Miami dojo and toss my gym bag to the side before retrieving my pink mouth guard and my red gloves with cat faces on the ends of them. I pop the guard in and begin to fasten the gloves over my hands, a shit-eating grin spread across my face as I waited for Moe. I notably wore a tight pair of biker-shorts over a white thong, as my original pair of trunks still belonged to Annie.

21:32 The_Mighty_Power:

21:37 Sexy_Moe: I was finally going to face the girl who’d been making fun of Japanese fighters. When I walked into the dojo, I took my gear out of my bag, changed into a sports bra and shorts, put on my blue gloves, and slipped a clear mouthguard into my mouth. As I stepped into the ring, I grinned when I saw your cute horns and face. I walked up to you, grabbed your chin with my glove, and brought my face close to yours. “I’m going to show you what happens when you make fun of a Japanese.”

21:37 Sexy_Moe:

21:40 The_Mighty_Power: I laugh in your face and swat your arm away. “Like how you showed the last two girls? You and Cali are just two big bootied Japanese jobbers!” I walk away and start to hop from foot to foot, rolling my shoulders as I get ready. That clear mouthguard was sexy…when I won that would be my trophy. With a final lick to my lips the fight started. I didn’t offer any sign of respect, instead running across the mat full speed and launching a flying side kick aimed for your chest. After skidding to a landing I would swap legs and fire off a spinning back kick aimed at your jaw, hoping to give you a good whooping with the sudden start.

21:40 The_Mighty_Power: !kick head
My kick missed.

21:41 The_Mighty_Power: !kick body
My kick missed.

21:44 Sexy_Moe: The fangs peeking out from my mouth looked kind of sexy. Just as I stepped back to bow to you, you suddenly closed in and threw a kick, but I dodged it by shifting my body to the side. When you threw another kick, I parried it with my glove. I learned a lot from those two defeats. First, I’ll try to wear you down with jabs. I moved a little away from you and, from a comfortable distance, aimed jabs and straights at your stomach.

21:44 Sexy_Moe: !quick body
My quick move connected and did ☒ 3 + ☒ 3 = 6 damage. BODY down to 34.

21:44 Sexy_Moe: !punch body
My punch connected and did ⚃ 4 + ⚅ 6 = 10 damage. BODY down to 24.

21:47 The_Mighty_Power: My reckless attacks left me standing wide and open to two counter attacks which slapped into my stomach that all of my opponents have determined to be my weak point. “GUGH…” I groan out, the air forced from my lungs as you rapidly pummel me. I stagger backwards for a moment before stepping in and retaliating with a hook aimed at your side and a straight kick for your abs, aiming to push you away from me! You took a quick lead and left me desperate for space.

21:47 The_Mighty_Power: !punch body
My punch connected and did ⚁ 2 + ⚂ 3 = 5 damage. BODY down to 35.

21:47 The_Mighty_Power: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚂ 3 + ⚀ 1 = 4 damage. BODY down to 31.

21:51 Sexy_Moe: When your movements slowed down slightly, I tried to close the distance and throw a punch, but your counterpunch hit me in the stomach, stopping me in my tracks. Then you kicked me in the stomach, preventing me from getting any closer. After catching my breath, I took a step forward and tried to land a right uppercut to your stomach. At the same time, my left glove was swinging wide from the side, aiming for your ribs.

21:51 Sexy_Moe: !punch body
My punch connected and did ⚂ 3 + ⚅ 6 = 9 damage. BODY down to 15.

21:51 Sexy_Moe: !punch body
My punch missed.

21:54 The_Mighty_Power: Even with my kicks you were still way too close. My eyes went wide with terror as you wound back for another massive uppercut that snuck under my guard and punished my already bruised stomach, forcing me to the tips of my toes as I almost lost my pink, kitty decorated from my lips. “S-shiitugh~!” I moan as I weakly press gloves to your shoulders and try to shove you back. I waddle towards the edge of the tatami, my breasts heaving as I try my hardest to suck in air and recover.

21:55 The_Mighty_Power: !recover body
You recover ⚁ 2 + ⚁ 2 = 4 damage. BODY up to 19.

21:58 Sexy_Moe: When I realize you’re starting to get tired, I follow you with a smirk, making sure you don’t get away. I close the distance with a step, getting close enough for our bodies to press against each other, and whisper in your ear, “I won’t give you a moment’s rest.” I aim two quick right uppercuts at your stomach, which is already starting to show signs of wear.

21:58 Sexy_Moe: !punch body
My punch connected and did ⚁ 2 + ⚁ 2 = 4 damage. BODY down to 15.

21:58 Sexy_Moe: !punch body
My punch connected and did ⚅ 6 + ⚁ 2 = 8 damage. BODY down to 7.

22:01 The_Mighty_Power: You force your curvy body against mine yet again, flattening my flatter figure. You whisper in my ear and my face flushes red. You’re fucking me up and it feels like I can’t do anything about it. “OOMF~! UNGH…BLEH!” two more uppercuts slam into my stomach and the bruise goes from red to purple. Each punch makes me hop into the air, keeling forward with my mouth guard at the edge of my lips. A clump of spit and pile erupts from my mouth onto the mat. “F-fuuck…” I whine and try to get you off of me with an awkward attempt at a hook to your stomach.

22:01 The_Mighty_Power: !punch body
My punch connected and did ⚄ 5 + ⚂ 3 = 8 damage. BODY down to 23.

22:06 Sexy_Moe: When you took my punch, I grinned as I watched your cute little body bounce. But when I saw you spit out some vomit, I got a little worried about you. Maybe that’s why I let my guard down for a second—you landed a hook to my stomach, so I decided to create some distance. Then, from outside your reach, I threw a right roundhouse kick to your ribs, spun around, and aimed a left kick straight at your stomach.

22:07 Sexy_Moe: !kick body
My kick missed.

22:07 Sexy_Moe: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚂ 3 + ⚁ 2 = 5 damage. BODY down to 2.

22:09 The_Mighty_Power: (for clarification bile is vomit not blood, my organs are fine!)

22:15 The_Mighty_Power: You make some space with me after I hook your plump stomach. Finally…I land SOMETHING of note. My eyes light up a little and I slowly shuffle forward. My eyes were watery and there was still some dribble rolling from my chin down my white top. That mixed with the sweat made it somewhat transparent. You move in for another exchange and i’m more ready than before. I step back and void your roundhouse and move in to throw a straight kick at your stomach in retaliation but your own left leg slams into my stomach before I can finish. The strike makes me fall forward into you, slowly sliding down your sweaty body before landing on my hands and knees with my mouthguard plopping out onto the ground and my ass hiked in the air. I don’t want to linger on the ground as I knew it would count as a loss, so I pop my guard back in and push myself up to my feet, stumbling away from you with interned knees and a panting mouth. Both my arms were protecting my stomach now as I knew any more punches I let in would be devastating. “Ungh…fucking…bitch! I’m sick of you!” I growl through my gasps for air. I know I should take a step back but your smug face pisses me off way too much. I quickly spring forward and throw an uppercut at your lower stomach, aimed right below your navel!

22:15 The_Mighty_Power: !punch body
My punch connected and did ⚃ 4 + ⚂ 3 = 7 damage. BODY down to 16.

22:22 Sexy_Moe: "Oooomf...." Your powerful hook sank into my lower abdomen. Tightening my lower abs, I took a small step back, sweating profusely. I held my gloves in front of my chest and watched you. Seeing you drenched in sweat, drooling, and with tears in your eyes, I decided to put you out of your misery quickly. You’d mocked me so much, and I thought you were so cocky, that I’d planned to beat your face to a pulp. But when I looked at your cute face, I just couldn’t do it. Your stomach was swollen and purple, and I felt that landing any more uppercuts or hooks would be dangerous for your health. So, I stepped closer to you and tried to finish you off with jabs that gently prodded your battered stomach. “You did your best, so rest now.”

22:22 Sexy_Moe: !quick body
My quick move connected and did ☒ 1 + ☒ 3 = 4 damage. BODY down to -2.

22:40 The_Mighty_Power: You were so nice it was going to piss me off. You walked me down and I prepared for the worst only to receive a swift, light impact that makes everything go black. My eyes glaze over, tongue lolling out as my legs slip out from under me and I fall down into a sitting position. My head lolls back, looking up into the bright lights. “Megfhhh~…” I let out a long drawn out moan and flop back onto my back, legs spread wide and arms over my head. “Glghhhugh…” I snore, totally out of it in a puddle of sweat and drool. After a few moments my body starts to twitch, legs occasionally kicking and flopping around. It was over.

22:45 Sexy_Moe: When I saw you go down, I realized I had won. I was really happy about that, but you looked like you were in a bit of trouble. I took off my gloves, stepped out of the ring, and grabbed my towel and a bottle of water. Then I sat down next to you, helped you take off your gloves, and wiped away your sweat and saliva with my towel. I wanted to stay by your side until you woke up, but I thought you wouldn’t want your opponent to see you looking so pitiful for too long, so I placed the water bottle, your gloves, and a fresh towel next to your head and left the ring.