Women’s Martial Arts Championship

17:27 Buttons: !set body 40
@Buttons's BODY is set to 40 / 40

17:27 Buttons: !set head 30
@Buttons's HEAD is set to 30 / 30

17:28 The_Mighty_Power: !set head 50
@The_Mighty_Power's HEAD is set to 50 / 50

17:28 The_Mighty_Power: !set body 60
@The_Mighty_Power's BODY is set to 60 / 60

17:28 The_Mighty_Power: heads or tails?

17:28 Buttons: // heads!

17:29 The_Mighty_Power: !coin
Flip the coin.... heads!

17:29 The_Mighty_Power: (start us off!)

17:32 Buttons: My first WMAC matchup was close... very close to an upset against a higher belt level. All the same, I got floored, and once the match was over, the winner made sure to emphasize the outcome to me. Now it's my chance to even out my record and get something started around here, though once again I find myself challenging upwards. Your record gives me some confidence, but you're still a respected purple belt around here... I take you seriously. Keeping to my usual energetic acrobatics, I flip over the ropes, bells on my collar jingling as I bounce into my corner, waiting for my opponent!

17:38 The_Mighty_Power: I step into the dojo and climb into the ring with a wide grin on my face. I pop in my fanged mouth guard and look over at my cute clown opponent, flashing them for a second before shuffling towards you and offering you a fist bump. I was in my typical attire of a white sports bra and red spandex shorts over a white thong. “I’m not gonna go easy on you just because you’re adorable, so watch out okay?~” I tease before shadow boxing, firing a few punches and kicks into the air.

17:38 The_Mighty_Power:

17:41 Buttons: You slide into the ring and show me those fangs, and I grin as I look you up and down, pretty openly oogling my opponent. Nodding and non-verbally returning the remark with a few shadow moves of my own, I meet your gesture and bump fists with you, before we back off a few steps, and the match begins. I'm quick to pounce back inwards, closing distance to get you back within my range and testing your reaction speed, a left swinging kick aimed at your midsection followed closely by a right hook back at your face!

17:41 Buttons: !kick body
My kick missed.

17:41 Buttons: !punch head
My punch missed.

17:50 The_Mighty_Power: This was my first time trying muay thai and I was reasonably excited, especially with a cutie like you taking initiative. I listen to your bell jingle as you pounce inward and fire a close kick towards my midsection. I hike a knee up, checking the attack before stomping the foot down and preparing to block the hook that I saw coming from a mile away. Now that you were overextended I went in for the punish, flickering a jab at your face. As I bring my arm back in I curl it and swing wide, firing a brutal elbow at the side of your chin.

17:50 The_Mighty_Power: !quick head
My quick move failed.

17:51 The_Mighty_Power: !attack head
My attack succeeds and does ⚅ 6 + ⚀ 1 = 7 damage. HEAD down to 23.

17:55 Buttons: You block the kick with a knee, the hook with a forearm, defending yourself confidently and giving yourself an opening. You're fast and capable, even adjusting to the style. But still, even with the speed of that jab, I'm still fast enough to weave past it... only for the elbow to catch me on the swing and rotate my head on my neck violently. I grunt, shaking my head and taking a moment to settle, before trying to weaken your capabilities - a snappy kick out at your lead leg just above the knee, quickly transitioning back and out into a push kick going for your navel!

17:55 Buttons: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚂ 3 + ⚄ 5 = 8 damage. BODY down to 52.

17:55 Buttons: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚅ 6 + ⚂ 3 = 9 damage. BODY down to 43.

18:01 The_Mighty_Power: THWAP! Your low kick nails my lead leg in the thigh, making it curl and buckle, a sharp whine leaving my lips. It succeeded in hindering my movement and left me wide open to a push kick in the center of my stomach. “Gugh~!” My soft stomach is skewered by your foot and i’m sent reeling backwards helplessly. I grunt again and try to halt any further advances with a calf kick to your supporting leg and a quick jab with my rear hand.

18:02 The_Mighty_Power: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚀ 1 + ⚅ 6 = 7 damage. BODY down to 33.

18:03 The_Mighty_Power: !quick head
My quick move connected and did ☒ 2 + ☒ 3 = 5 damage. HEAD down to 18.

18:07 Buttons: My second burst sees more success, catching you off guard with the leg kick, pinning you in place long enough to send that second push in deep. I follow your backsteps cheerfully, almost skipping, but you catch yourself quickly, able to snipe a heavy kick to my own leg right back to even things out, catching me by surprise with a solid hit from a fast, almost casual looking fist to the face. My head bounces on my neck again, frozen in place for a few moments, but I stay planted, closing in quick and trying to multiply the pain in your core with a pair of knee strikes aiming just above your waistband!

18:07 Buttons: !knee body
My knee strike missed.

18:07 Buttons: !knee body
My knee strike missed.

18:12 The_Mighty_Power: My swift barrage wears you down and I see it begin to slow your body. I grin and raise my arms, stepping in to continue the assault before you cock back and fire a knee at my lower stomach. I manage to back up just in time, evading the second knee in the process. I felt the force press near my waist and shuddered. “Hey…watch those knees. You could actually end up hurting me!” I taunt before pivoting to my side and launching a high kick at your temple. Hit or miss, I agree to step in and punish your reaction with a deep uppercut aimed at the waist of your shorts.

18:12 The_Mighty_Power: !kick head
My kick missed.

18:13 The_Mighty_Power: !punch body
My punch missed.

18:16 Buttons: You're quick to dodge backwards as I come in, evading those short-ranged knees in one motion before trying to immediately punish me with a heavy-looking kick for my skull. I duck right under it, and keep ducking back until my hands hit the ground behind me, basically cartwheeling backwards to evade your attempt to close in with an uppercut! Flipping back around to land on my feet, I use the blur of motion to conceal setting up a forceful left kick that cuts out low under your ribcage, using the motion to then lift my right off the ground as the left comes to land, more acrobatics into a switch kick that spins my right heel around next... at the same target!

18:16 Buttons: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚄ 5 + ⚃ 4 = 9 damage. BODY down to 34.

18:17 Buttons: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚀ 1 + ⚃ 4 = 5 damage. BODY down to 29.

18:21 The_Mighty_Power: “What th- OOMF…UNGH~!” The last thing I expected was a cart wheel to evade my attacks. My eyes widened as you acrobatically flipped backwards leaving me looking like an idiot punching the air. My face flushed red for a moment and I tried to keep the pressure up but as you came up from your elaborate dodge a massive kick to my side dug in deep, folding me forward and making my hands shoot around my stomach. You came back around and nailed the same spot again making me topple forward to my knees, my mouth guard ejecting from my mouth as I gasped for air. I scrambled, cramming it back in and got back up to my feet. Shuffling backwards I tried to make some space, my guard still low to protect my bruised abs.

18:21 The_Mighty_Power: !recover body
You recover ⚂ 3 + ⚄ 5 = 8 damage. BODY up to 37.

18:25 Buttons: The dancing and acrobatics are definitely showy, but they're not just for show - you don't know what to make of what you're seeing, until my foot's already caving in the side of your abdomen. Twice. I get plenty of time to catch my balance from those tricks while you're bouncing down to your knees and back up again, shovelling a mouthguard back inside and surrendering ground to me. I swish forward, a little left, a little right. Then a sudden sweeping kick to the same leg I hit last time, trying to hobble you, before pouncing forward into a lightning-fast gazelle punch that aims to bury my knuckles right above your lowered guard, into your solar plexus!

18:25 Buttons: !kick body
My kick missed.

18:26 Buttons: !punch body
My punch connected and did ⚄ 5 + ⚂ 3 = 8 damage. BODY down to 29.

18:30 The_Mighty_Power: You try to attack my damaged leg again but i’m ready for it, checking the kick with my arms still lowered partially. Seeing you suddenly advance, coming in with a low and jumping strike, I assume it’s a finisher and try to protect my head. PLAP! Your fist buries itself in my solar plexus, forcing me over your arm as I gag and sputter, eyes glassy. “Gllk…ugh~!” I gasp and try to wrap my arms around your shoulders in a clinch.

18:30 The_Mighty_Power: !clinch
You manage to evade my clinch.

18:34 Buttons: The kick attempt to your damaged leg draws your guard even lower as you successfully defend it, before my fist soars in and connects right under your sternum, knocking air out of your lungs as you fold forwards. You reach for me, trying to catch my body for support, but I deftly drop, bending my knees in the same moment, finding myself under your arms facing your abs, trying to sink a left-right pair of hooks straight into them, seeing as they're right there!

18:34 Buttons: !punch body
My punch missed.

18:34 Buttons: !punch body
My punch connected and did ⚄ 5 + ⚃ 4 = 9 damage. BODY down to 20.

18:38 The_Mighty_Power: I’m left grabbing nothing as you squat down and fire two punches at my exposed stomach. The unorthodox maneuver has me looking totally loss, managing to evade one of the strikes out of pure confused luck as the other hook buries itself in my side and making my legs nearly buckle as I gag and sputter once again. Drool was now dribbling down my face, my legs shaking and my stomach covered in bruise. It took me a moment to realize how disadvantageous your position was but once I did I scowled, gritting my teeth and firing a full force elbow at your head which was now at stomach-level. “GRAH!” I grunt with exertion as I launch the attack.

18:38 The_Mighty_Power: !attack head
My attack succeeds and does ⚀ 1 + ⚀ 1 = 2 damage. HEAD down to 16.

18:43 Buttons: Your arms swish past each other through open air, stumbling a little and avoiding one hit but walking right into the other, which sinks in deep, spit coming up right past your lips. Even still you have some grit, trying to give me a concussion with that elbow. I start to move in the same direction as the swing though, timed well enough to sap basically all the power out of the impact. It connects with a dull thud, still felt, but I keep the acrobatic games going. Low in front of you, I simply roll forward right through your legs! Popping back up to my feet, I swing a hefty elbow strike backwards with my spin to face you, aimed low around your kidney area, and then move to kick your leg right out from under you when you're forced to turn and face me back!

18:43 Buttons: !attack body
My attack succeeds and does ⚂ 3 + ⚄ 5 = 8 damage. BODY down to 12.

18:44 Buttons: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚂ 3 + ⚀ 1 = 4 damage. BODY down to 8.

18:47 The_Mighty_Power: One moment i’m swinging an elbow at your annoying face the next you’re gone. Before I can realize what happened a sharp impact crushes my liver, making my arms go limp at my sides. I gag again, a low whimper. You were totally dismantling me! I slowly spin on awkward footing to face you, winding back for a punch but you kick my lead leg out from under me making me instead awkwardly fall forward into you, arms coming out as I tried my hardest to land a clinch and stay in the fight.

18:47 The_Mighty_Power: !clinch
I step in and grab you in a clinch.

18:51 Buttons: Dancing around you and taking you apart, the elbow lands hard, and then the low kick takes your footing right out from under you. As you fall forward though, I'm close enough for you to topple right into me, winding up in a clinch with your weight resting over my shoulders. I catch you for a moment and consider the position, wrestling with you a little bit and letting you stay close, only to take a couple of stepped knee strikes upwards, a right aimed straight for your navel, then a left around your liver, letting you hug me while I continue to try to knock the stuffing out of you.

18:51 Buttons: !knee body
My knee strike connected and did ⚂ 3 + ⚀ 1 = 4 damage. BODY down to 4.

18:51 Buttons: !knee body
My knee strike missed.

18:56 The_Mighty_Power: The weight taken off my legs honestly feels a little good. I pant over your shoulder, arms hanging uselessly, nearly forgetting that we were in a fight for just a moment. That moment doesn’t last very long however and you hike a knee up, trying to dig it into my bruise stomach even more. The first one i’m able to avoid by leaving forward into you and forcing an awkward impact, my chest squashing itself against yours making me softly moan. You adjust properly and fire a left knee into my liver one more time. My face twists with nausea, almost losing it but managing to hang it just hard enough. I maintain the clinch just a bit longer, using it to try and recover before pushing off of you and swinging a desperate right cross for the center of your face.

18:56 The_Mighty_Power: !recover body
You recover ⚁ 2 + ⚃ 4 = 6 damage. BODY up to 10.

18:56 The_Mighty_Power: (from clinch)

18:56 The_Mighty_Power: !punch head
My punch connected and did ⚀ 1 + ⚂ 3 = 4 damage. HEAD down to 12.

18:57 Buttons: // I think the recovery still takes one action in a clinch, it's just that it doesn't take up both? Might be wrong

19:02 Buttons: Hugged together, your panting breaths brush past, as I start to try and force you into my knees. The one to your liver connects, and I can feel the way it almost breaks you, but you hang on stubbornly, taking sharp breaths before making a play, pushing away and snapping out a right that connects with my lips, knocking some spit aside. I wipe my mouth with an arm and then move inwards, whipping up a quick push kick at your sternum, and then pushing off that foot to spin on a heel, bringing the other around in a back hook kick aiming to crater your abs.

19:02 Buttons: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚀ 1 + ⚂ 3 = 4 damage. BODY down to 6.

19:02 Buttons: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚀ 1 + ⚁ 2 = 3 damage. BODY down to 3.

19:03 The_Mighty_Power: (oh fair, i’m unsure on how that works! lmk if u want the health from the punch i did back then)

19:04 Buttons: // eh I'm not sure either, maybe I get half back and we call it square for now?

19:05 The_Mighty_Power: (sure works with me, type ! set head 14/30)

19:05 Buttons: !set head 14/30
@Buttons's HEAD is set to 14 / 30

19:08 The_Mighty_Power: I’m standing there drooling and swaying uselessly, following through with my wild cross when you fire off two more kicks, barraging me down and leaving me staggering backwards, head tilted back, tongue out, arms at my sides, legs moments away from buckling. I took in a deep, shaky gurgling breath. I was too damn stubborn to just fall over and let you win, if there was a will there was a way!

19:08 The_Mighty_Power: !recover body
You recover ⚅ 6 + ⚀ 1 = 7 damage. BODY up to 10.

19:11 Buttons: Both kicks sink in on target, battering your insides as your arms droop, and you suck at the air desperately while still drooling. Admittedly it is impressive to watch your stubbornness as you continue to find deeper wells of willpower to stay on your feet... but I just see an open canvas in front of me to paint on. I follow you closer to the ropes, whipping another mean swinging kick right towards your liver, before pulling it back and shooting out another that tries to stamp your diaphragm flat!

19:11 Buttons: !kick body
My kick missed.

19:11 Buttons: !kick body
My kick missed.

19:13 The_Mighty_Power: Two more kicks launch towards me. First a wide swinging right kick. As you fire it I jerk my body backward just out of the way, letting it soar in front of me. Another one shoots out straight and I waddle to the right, entire body pivoting around it. My awkward, jagged movements were hard to read. If I could just keep this up for a little longer I could come back. Now coming in from your flank I lurch my arm upward, trying to smack a rising elbow to the base of your chin.

19:13 The_Mighty_Power: !attack head
My attack missed.

19:15 Buttons: Even in your state you still manage to defend yourself. Not graceful, but difficult to estimate where you're gonna end up. Swaying either side past my kicks, you get close to me, sending an elbow towards my chin. I lean backwards out of the way of the strike, counterbalancing the same motion with a knee strike that rockets up with the leverage, aiming to sink into your navel, which I try to punctuate with another attempt at a liver shot with my other knee!

19:15 Buttons: !knee body
My knee strike missed.

19:15 Buttons: !knee body
My knee strike connected and did ⚁ 2 + ⚂ 3 = 5 damage. BODY down to 5.

19:18 The_Mighty_Power: SCHLK~! Your knee digs into my stomach with a wet sound, my sweaty abs caving in with the littlest amount of pressure. “Ungh~! Glhrk…” I gurgled, my face twisted in pain. My breathing was long slow and drawn out gasps, sounding like a dying cow. You weaved my first elbow so with my surge of determination still in tact I launch another one, a hooking shot at your cheek.

19:18 The_Mighty_Power: !attack head
My attack succeeds and does ⚀ 1 + ⚃ 4 = 5 damage. HEAD down to 9.

19:20 Buttons: Yet another deep impact, pressing right past your abs, getting strained gurgling sounds out of you now, but I don't get the satisfaction of the other hit along with it. Even as your body is collapsing, you stay standing, swinging another elbow at me and managing to connect with my cheek. A solid hit that knocks my head aside for a moment. I don't even consider pausing or backing off though, instead just reaching forward and trying to continue the barrage of knees until your insides are thoroughly rearranged!

19:20 Buttons: !knee body
My knee strike connected and did ⚂ 3 + ⚀ 1 = 4 damage. BODY down to 1.

19:20 Buttons: !knee body
My knee strike missed.

19:25 The_Mighty_Power: Another knee infiltrates my insides and one last time I take it standing up. Tears formed in my eyes, I nearly vomited just barely holding it down. I dangled on by a thread, head empty. At this point my body was moving on auto pilot, lurching forward and flinging another strike; this time my arm cocked back and launched straight for your nose with a feral overhand. “UNGHH!” I groaned loudly, exhaustion pain and rage forcing its way out of my throat.

19:25 The_Mighty_Power: !punch head
My punch connected and did ⚄ 5 + ⚀ 1 = 6 damage. HEAD down to 3.

19:30 Buttons: More knees caving in your midsection, digging deeper and deeper. Like the demon you are, you still don't drop. Your fist glides up and around, crashing right into the middle of my face. My head bobbles, blinking, a little stunned by how hard you can still hit right now. I can feel my balance nearly giving way... but not quite. Time for you to drop. I continue stepping those knees up and in, harder and harder until I can feel your spine... but this time I also slide a quick left shovel hook in, trying once more to finally connect with your liver again, putting speed first...

19:30 Buttons: !knee body
My knee strike connected and did ⚂ 3 + ⚂ 3 = 6 damage. BODY down to -5.

19:30 Buttons: !quick body
My quick move connected and did ☒ 3 + ☒ 2 = 5 damage. BODY down to -10.

19:36 The_Mighty_Power: Those knees don’t let up and my valiant attack goes to waste. A knee digs upward, flattening my stomach against my spine and instantly sending my eyes rolling far into my skull. My legs are numb and I fall forward, arms pinned under me when…SCHLK~! A shovel hook rips through my already flattened stomach, completely cratering it and forcing my mouth guard out of my mouth, followed by a stream of vomit. “Gllrrrkk~ mmmuhhh…” I whine, dropping face down with my red-covered ass hiked high up in the air. I was totally done, dominated by a girl multiple belts under me.

19:36 The_Mighty_Power:

00:39 Buttons: Two more clean hits sink deep into your guts, finishing the process of turning them into mulch. I watch your mouthguard fall, then your lunch. I squint like I'm morbidly fascinated as I watch, stepping aside quickly to let you fall over your mess and faceplant the canvas. Taking a moment to steady myself, I tidy up the position of my much lower yellow belt and then promptly step a foot onto your head, asserting my conquest!