Kayla Avens

27-year-old Human female

Fighter

Strength

  • Arms15
  • Chest14
  • Abs13
  • Legs15
  • Ass14

Size

  • Height5'10"
  • Biceps17"
  • Chest46"
  • Waist33"
  • Thigh25"

The Merc of a Million jobs

Introduction

Kayla Avens

The Merc of a Million Jobs~


CIA.
Military.
Police.
Weapons Dealer.
Smuggler.
Assassin.
And god knows what else. But one thing in common? Kayla's worked them all.

Coming from- what...h-hey! Hey, you can't be in here! How'd you escape the creation chambe-
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Heh...y'all really thought i'd let my backstory slip so easy? Nuh-uh...that ain't for your ears sweethearts~!
But someone's gotta switch up this lame ass, 4th wall storytelling format they do for all the other alts!

Name's Kayla Avens! 'The Merc of a Million Jobs'. I've done work for just about everyone you could damn find! Flying cargo planes filled with weapons across the Amazon Rainforest? How's about hunting down an ex-terrorist member, using banana farms to further her ploy to take over the underground markets? Ever hear about the missile crisis in Scandinavia? No? Well you're damn welcome~

Granted, some of it is... LESS than legal...but who the fuck are you gonna tattle to? Cops? Feds? Lucky for me...I know a gal or 2 that owes me quite the list of favours~

Buuuuut, since y'all bothered to stick about for this long, I suppose i'll tell you a bit more about myself~

Fuckin' love weapons of all kinds, though you probs could tell~ Hm...right, love the sea too. And the stars! Nature, all together really. Oh, and those cats too! The really silly ones! I've got one back home at REDACTED. No, you ain't knowing where that is. Nosy pricks! Gym, too! Gotta stay in shape for the gigs~!

Oop, one sec...

Aaaaaand done! You really think these writers would stay down after I beat 'em the first time. I'm writing my story, bitch! Get used to it! Though they're probs sounding the alarm about now...so i'll see y'all out there on the field! Or gym? Job? Wherever, best hope you ain't in my way...cause mama's gettin' paid~

Kayla out, motha' fuckaaaaa!!!

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Last login: 2024-08-18
Start of membership: 2024-06-10

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