Introduction

Trying to describe myself in just a few sentences is a task in futility. I'm a full book, darling, so mind the paper cuts. Let's start with the first question likely to be asked. What do I want? To twist you in knots of desperate lust until you can barely control yourself. You can call it a struggle or a fight, but you're not really fighting me as much as I am turning you against yourself. That's a little of what it's like to be inside my head, so sit down, get comfortable, we should have a little chat. If you'd like a drink, there's Coke Zero in the mini-fridge. Yes, I know we were promised Pepsi Perfect in the future, but that's not what we've got. Regardless of the best efforts, Coke Zero simply is not as good as the original formula and you should stop trying to convince yourself otherwise. You're wrong.

Don't take it to heart, you're likely to be wrong a lot.

Did I log in today wanting to punch someone in her tits? Not especially. However, if you think that we are not already in a war of wills the moment a salutation is exchanged, then I must admit to being thoroughly disappointed. That's just my cross, I suppose. I desire creative, clever ladies and, instead, I fall into an endless parade of dumb bitches. Do I blame you entirely? Of course not.

Still everyone wants to be the main character of her own story and every good story has conflict. I suppose it also has setting and proper pacing. A lot of details are needed to make a good story, which is why they are rare. But, I am the embodiment of your past lusts and your future sins, so if that sort of fun house seems like your cup of Earl Grey, then make sure you are at least THIS tall and get your permission slip signed. I won't be held responsible for your obsessions, but I'll very much enjoy when, the next time someone asks you what you're into, all you can whimper is that girl Isla.

Fellas? Hey. I'll message you if I want. Yes, I am aware that you are a special unicorn and I'm missing out.

How does this inferno of seductive misanthropy reconcile my preferences? By being, above all else, complicated. But, if you're confident and capable, then maybe we can play at origami. I'm amazing at origami. I can make a seagull, or a velociraptor, or even a tiger. Yes, I can make a tiger out of this folder paper!

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