Introduction

So, guess who’s back in spandex?
Yeah, after a brief break spent dodging rent and existential crises, I’m putting the mask on again. The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is swinging back into action—and, for reasons I still can’t explain to my chiropractor, also back in the wrestling ring. Turns out crime-fighting doesn’t cover web fluid refills.
Quick recap for the newbies: got bit by a radioactive spider, got powers, lost my uncle, learned a life lesson the hard way. Now I fight bad people, save cats from trees, and occasionally dropkick grown men & women in glitter capes. Tuesdays, am I right?
But this time around, I’ve got a new attitude, tighter reflexes, and maybe even a few new moves. So whether you’re a villain with a bad haircut or someone cute in the front row—I’ll be watching.
And hey… if you ever wanted to say you dated a superhero-slash-wrestler, my DMs are more open than the multiverse.
Catch you on the ropes, sweetheart. 🕷️😉
I’m looking to take on opponents in wrestling and/or fights wherever there’s a challenge. From rings, rooftops, and anywhere else the fight takes us!

***Open to both even matches and squash matches***

Last login: 3 days ago
Start of membership: 2023-01-06