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23:12 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I have created the public room #OPCW_Raevyn_vs_Roland.
23:13 Night_Queen_Raevyn: you can start since I am the champ
23:24 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Welcome to the OPCW Arena! I’m Kenny Blankenship along with Vic Ramano! Tonight, we have an exciting match-up between the Night Queen Raevyn and Roland “The Dissector” Sutherland! Raevyn is of course, the current OPCW Ladies Champ but she’s hungry for competition! And Roland stepped up to the challenge for a non-title match! He doesn’t care about the title! He’s just looking for a win! “Right you, Ken,” replies Vic.
23:24 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: And look! He’s making his way to the ring now! All through the arena the phrase “Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!” (Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters!) blasts through the arena! I make my way ring through the crowd. Slapping hands, posing for quick selfies, giving hugs, and everything a face usually does in a song time crunch. I come out in my favored all-black attire consisting of trunks, pads (elbow, knee, and kick), boots, and wristbands. And of course, I’m wearing my favorite pumpkin head with a black mask underneath!
23:24 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Once I get to the ring, I Brock Lesnar leap up to the outside apron, wipe my feet in traditional respect for the ring, and grasp the top rope with both hands before leaping over it! I land on both fee inside of the ring and go to each corner to praise the crowd. “I AM HERE BECAUSE OF YOU!” Once done, I go to my corner and await your entrance.
23:24 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: You are not logged in. You are not logged in. You are not logged in.
23:25 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2sgOFOugiw yt
23:31 Night_Queen_Raevyn: "Venus Pyre" by Crystal Cage creeps into full volume onto the PA system as the lights drop out and a single red light illuminates the entranceway... smoke billows out as a shadowy figure starts to emerge into the open archway... "Introducing first, at 5'7 170lbs... from the darkest recesses of the abyss... its the OPCW ladies champ! ...NIGHT QUEEN.... RAEEEVYN!" and the shadow starts to take form as I stalk forward, my body draped in a long robe with high collars at the sides of my cheeks with my hair flowing down the back, seated atop my head is a black rot iron crown... mtc
23:36 Night_Queen_Raevyn: Stalking forward with my long robe trailing behind me as I approach the ring, getting into the ring and pushing my upper body through the ropes, standing in my corner and removing my crown to place it in the corner, opening up my robe and casting it to the floor, my OPCW ladies title attached to my waist, the rest of my body completely covered in ashen sooty black bodypaint, with knee high black wrestling boots, black with aqua trim kick pads and elbow high gauntlets, aqua knee pads and elbow pads, with nothing else, continuous aqua lines drawn from across the bridge of my nose, down my neck, across my shoulders, down my arms, all the way to my torso, over my legs, back up my body and up the V's to my hips and around my sides, back up to my jaw, my eyes also completely black with tiny aqua pupils and matte aqua lipstick, my long aqua colored hair draped behind me as I stroll to the center of the ring...yt
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23:43 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: And due to all the excitement from his entrance, we didn’t get to hear Roland’s stats. He’s 5’ 9.5” and weighs 175 lbs from Pennsyltucky, Pennsylvania. That’s what we get for getting caught up in an entrance. “Right you are, Ken” replies Vic.
23:43 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I approach the center of the ring to hear referee Mills Lane’s speech. “Raevyn and Roland. This is a one-fall, non-title match. The first to get a pin or submission wins the match. I want a good clean fight! No biting, hairpulling, or any other illegal activity. Roland, make sure to take off that damn pumpkin head. Obey my commands at all times. Now, if there are no questions, head back to your corners and await the bell! LET’S GET IT ON!!” And with that, I head back to my corner, remove my pumpkin head, and turn to face Raevyn in a grappler’s stance. yt
23:45 Supergirl_Elle: Go Rolly. Put the Night Queen to Bed!
23:49 Night_Queen_Raevyn: I bare my fangs to you, as I often do, and then I raise my arms when you do and the bell rings, starting to circle around, lining you up and locking my pitch black eyes on you, moving around to the side, waiting for the opportune moment I try to lunge in and close teh distance, attempting to raise my arms up, hoping I can pull your head down into a side headlock! yt
23:53 Levii: Go raevyn, show them who’s the champ!
23:54 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I see your fangs and wonder, “I wonder how much it cost to put those things in? Must be hard to eat with.” I approach the center of the ring once more and also circle but when I do, it finally dawns on me that you’re barely wearing clothes! “What the--? It’s all body paint everywher—Mmmf!!” I let out as I find myself caught in a side headlock! A distraction like that! I feel the grinding pressure on my temples as your dirty pool trick is rather effective since the shock caused me to drop my guard! I try to make up for my mistake by attempting to back you into the ropes to see if I can push you off with the extra spring force! yt
23:59 Night_Queen_Raevyn: As you force me forward toward the ropes I try to jump forward a bit, keeping your head to my hip, I hope I can land my feet onto the middle rope and then I try to throw my weight back, hoping I can get the soles of my boots pointed at the ceiling and trying to use that momentum to turn us so I can drop down to the mat and pull your head with me, shooting my legs forward and trying for a bulldog! yt
00:05 Supergirl_Elle: “Womens champ’.
00:07 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I get you to the ropes, but I feel some kind of movement. Due to the pressure on my head, I can’t make out what you’re about to do until it’s too late! I feel you jump but I don’t feel your feet landing. I don’t feel anything but air traveling over my body. I force my eye open to see the mat is coming at me rather quickly! Oh…… shit. A Bulldog. BOOM!! “ARRGH!!” I let out as I try to grab my head, which is now throbbing from the landing! My eyes go out of focus and I’m forced to keep them closed. I end up on my belly and kicking my feet on the mat making a drumming sound! Damn! Not a good start! yt
00:11 Night_Queen_Raevyn: I try to grip your head, pulling you up to your knees, wanting to keep the pressure up and I try to pull you back, trying to raise my knees up to my chest and attempting to bring your face down into my shins with a quick but hopefully devastating codebreaker! yt
00:17 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: GRRR!!! I feel your hands on my head and as you begin pulling me up, my hands crawl up your legs until I feel your right knee with my left hand. Knowing I need to do something since I’m a sitting duck, I attempt to throw a hard right elbow into your right knee! Gotta show I can put up some kind of a fight! yt
00:18 Night_Queen_Raevyn: AGGH! I dont have the chance to finish my codebreaker before your elbow slams into my knee and I yelp out loudly, my knee folding to the side and my hands release your hair and immediatley move down to my knee, stumbling back a step and gripped by the throbbing pain! yt
00:22 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: AGH! Damn, my head! It’s still smarting from that Bulldog, but I got lucky and managed to hit your knee! I force my eyes open and things are still a bit out of focus. I’m forced to massage my head while trying to get my vision back. I attempt standing but I stumble back to the ropes and away from you. Come on, Roland! Get it together! yt
00:26 Supergirl_Elle: Come on Roland get on her!
00:28 Night_Queen_Raevyn: I take a moment to shake out my knee and then my eyes are pulled back to you as I see you still a bit dazed, trying to rush you, stumbling on my leg but knowing I must press my advantage and I try to hurl myself into your body and throwing my arm out for a diving clothesline! yt
00:42 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Damn! My head is clearing. Aching but clearing. But not in time! I see your clothesline just before it connects with my chest! “GAH!!!” I let out! Given that we’re close in size and weight, your flying momentum forces me over the top rope, but if I’m going for a ride, I’m gonna try to take you with me! I try to grab onto your striking arm as I go over! LOOK OUT BELOW! yt
00:57 Night_Queen_Raevyn: UFFF! I slam into you and knock you over the top rope and we both go tumbling out to the hard concrete below while you grip onto my body and the impact hits us both, laid out on the floor breathing hard and gasping for air as I try slowly to inch my way back to my feet yt
01:00 Levii: Get up raevyn, you can do it!
01:01 Supergirl_Elle: Tosses popcorn at Levi
01:02 Levii: *shrugs*
01:03 Supergirl_Elle: Switches to ice cubes from my drink
01:05 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: The sound of about 350 lbs of human flesh smacking onto concrete is sickening to say the least! I first made floor contact with my feet but clutching onto Raeyvn meant I had no say on continuing backwards or not. I end up land on my back and avoided smacking my head. “Unh!” Fuck! Now my back really hurts! The concrete has no fucking give! I wish I could lay here but I can feel you stirring, and I have to try to match it. I also try to inch myself to my feet, matching the poster girl for Sherwin-Williams’ speed! yt
01:08 Night_Queen_Raevyn: I reach up for the apron and slowly start to rise before gathering what little strength I can muster, gasping between ragged breaths and I lunge in, hoping I can catch you before you stand with a big boot kick aimed at your face! yt
01:14 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: UNH!! Goddammit! My back is aching but at least my vision is back in focus. I use one of the barricades to help me get back up and I keep my eye on Raevyn. Breath is hard to draw from the landing. Ribs are aching but my arms at least feel relatively well. I’m about at a ¾ squat position when I see a foot coming at my face! Holy shit! I immediately try to drop to my knees and raise my arms to attempt deflecting the kick! Cripes! She’s trying to take my head off! All that lead in the paint must be getting to her! yt
01:27 Night_Queen_Raevyn: Your head narrowly dodges my kick and my leg goes over your shoulder and so I try to stop myself, reaching out again for the apron to steady myself, then I try to jump up and swing my other leg up to wrap around your head, hoping to sit on your shoulders to hurricanrana you over to the floor before you can fully recover! yt
01:35 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Cripes! Raevyn’s out for blood! I managed to avoid the Big Boot and her leg ended up on my shoulder! But her other leg swings up and wraps around my head! Oh shit! I can’t stop this! We’re too close in weight, and I go for a ride back to the concrete floor! “UNNNPH!! ARGH!!” I let out as I’m thrown to the floor via a Hurricanrana! My back is on fire from the pain of the impact on the concrete! And I end up arching my back and rolling to my right side while grabbing at it with my left arm. Shit! yt
01:40 Night_Queen_Raevyn: I move over to you and grip your big pumpkin head, smirking with a sinister intent and then trying to whip you head first back under the bottom rope and into the ring, taking advantage of your loopy state as I slide in after you and pursue your ailing state yt
01:47 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: My back is really hurting now after that as I feel your hand grip my head. I then feel you grab my hand and whip me under the bottom rope. I roll back into the ring, my back aching a bit more from being rolled. I try to get to all fours and get my attention focused back on you. yt
01:52 Night_Queen_Raevyn: As soon as I enter the ring I try to run to the ropes at the opposite side of the ring and rebound off running back at you I try to flip my body over and hopefully land on your back with a senton to keep up the pressure! yt
01:54 Levii: Show him who’s the boss!
01:57 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Just as I get to all fours, I’m immediately smashed back down again by your Senton! “ULF!!!” escapes from me as you land right on my back and smash my chest into the canvas! Fuck! On the bright side, at least it wasn’t the concrete! This is bad! I gotta try to find some way of countering or find an opening and an aching back doesn’t help! yt
01:58 Night_Queen_Raevyn: I then stand up, sensing your imminent demise I try to pull you up again by your pumpkin head and I try to shoot a hard straight kick right into your belly so I Can arch you over and knock the wind out of you yt
01:59 Venezuelan_Metal_Girl: pumpkin head
02:01 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Desperation time! As you’re pulling me up, I try to grab the sides of your head, shoot my head under your jaw, and drop! An attempted jawbreaker! My back aches but it’s gonna get a lot worse if I don’t start doing something! yt
02:03 Night_Queen_Raevyn: AGGCCCKKK!! your head connects with my jaw and I stagger backward, my head violently snaps back and I struggle to regain my footing as my vision is blurred! yt
02:05 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Gotta move! I got my move out, but I gotta follow through! My back aches! THINK ROLAND! You gotta get her! Her right knee! I hit it earlier! So, I attempt to lunge forward and hit your right knee with a Chop Block! Let’s see how you like moving with an extra sore body part!
02:05 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
02:05 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
02:06 Venezuelan_Metal_Girl: ooof
02:07 Night_Queen_Raevyn: AGGGGH!!! your chop block connects with my knee that already suffered from your kick earlier and I am flipped up and land hard on my back, knocking the wind out me as I roll to the side, clutching my injured leg! yt
02:09 Jazmin: uh oh! she's hurt!
02:15 Venezuelan_Metal_Girl: hmmm
02:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Agh! Gotta keep up the pressure! And we gotta slow this down a bit! Give my back time to recover! So, I stand and walk over to grab your injured right leg and I go for one of my favorites, a Step Over Toe Hold. I try to grab your right foot by the toe and heel. I’ll then try to step my right foot over while keeping your foot in my right hip! I’ll then kneel to try and work your knee while making some recovery time for myself!
02:16 Levii: Cmon raevyn you can do it!
02:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
02:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: (You'll have to imagine this on your right leg.) yt
02:17 Night_Queen_Raevyn: AIII!! I groan as you work my inured knee over, twisting it and contorting it as I am on the mat on my back, my hands on my head shaking as the pain ripples through my injured knee, trying to reach back hoping to grab the ropes! yt
02:19 GrammySlam: Come on Raevyn! As I discreetly place something in her extended hand
02:29 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Finally! Some damn momentum! Keeping ahold of your foot, I release the Step Over Toe Hold and try to hyperextend your knee! Basically, I’ll get to a standing position and yank on your foot really hard! And I’ll try to do it an angle to see if I can get you on your belly, which is my primary goal with this move! yt
02:32 Night_Queen_Raevyn: Grammy slides something into my hand in just enough time to cause you to pull my knee up and hyperextend it, my body causing the pressure to increase on my leg, reaching forward again, struggling for the ropes but my knee is in so much pain as you turn me over to my belly! yt
02:38 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: WHAT THE---? Oh shit! Grammy slid something to Raevyn! And the ref didn’t see it! I gotta do something fast! I’ve been working on a new move since I tend to work legs a lot but I haven’t named it yet! A Calf Wrenching Stretch Muffler! My back is aching but I gotta try this or my head or elsewhere could be really aching! I aim to pull your right leg up and put the back of your knee behind my neck! Then, I plan to stand up as much as possible!! See if I can shimmy you away from the rope!
02:39 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
02:39 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
02:42 Night_Queen_Raevyn: NO NO NO! I scream as you pull me upside down, my leg stretching over your neck as I am on my head, my knee wrenched over and creating so much pressure there, pulling me away from the rope, my arms flailing to try to stay grounded but I am in a lot of pain! yt
02:49 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I’m up! No, not that way! I’m in a ¾ squat position, so far, my back is holding. Barely! But I gotta do more! I gotta or I could be toast. My back’s gonna hate me but I try to stand all the way up! Full height while maintaining this hold! To see if I can try and get your whole body off the mat and all the pressure from your weight on only your right knee! I have to watch where I put my hand! “No, not there! Elle will kill me in my sleep!” Instead, I settle for your inner thigh, just above your hip crease. NOW! LIFT!!! As I try, I let out a roar to focus myself! “AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!” I holler trying to drown out the pain in my back! It’s a race to see which holds out longer! Your knee or my back?! yt
02:55 GrammySlam: I stand up on the apron.......you like beating on women, Roland? Getting your attention
02:57 Night_Queen_Raevyn: I am pulled up even further, my hands leaving the mat and my weight resting soley on my injured knee, dangling there as I scream in absolute agony, my knee stretching even more the longer you hold on, keeping me suspended I know if I hold out this could end my career and I have no where to go, I scream out "I give I give!" reaching out and tapping the mat under me as the ref calls for the bell! yt
02:57 Jazmin: awww poor Rae Rae
02:58 Michelle_Pantero: "Good try Raevyn... Good thing the belt wasn't up for grabs"
02:59 Levii: Shit.. not what I had expected
03:00 GrammySlam: let her go......you've won. Let her go
03:04 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: My back almost buckles from the prior damage and the pain! But I hear the bell and slowly lower you back down as best I can. I then fall to my left side while clutching my back. Holy shit! I’m gonna need an ice bath after this! But I did it! The ref raises my right hand while I’m lying on the mat. “Your winner as a result of a submission! ROOOLLLLAAAANNNDD SUUUUTHEERRRRRLANNND!” My music hits and I get back to my feet. I spot Elle in the audience and give her a wink and a thumbs up. But as a gentleman, I refocus on you and go over to see how you are. Once I’m near you, I offer you a hand up with my right while my left is still on my back. “Good match, but seriously, how do you wrestle in nothing but body paint? That’s gotta itch in all the wrong places!” I ignore Grammy since she’s just yelling at me and not actually attacking me. I’ll have to keep an eye out for her. yt
03:07 Night_Queen_Raevyn: clutching my knee I lay there on the mat, ignoring your comment when you start to pull me up, I reach out and take your hand, rising to my feet and my hand clutched to my side still as I come up, favoring my injured leg my eyes flashing with rage before I clock back in your moment of lapse in attention I swing my hand over and then BAM!!! I slam a hard brass knuckles hit into the side of your face to try and knock you out! yt
03:11 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I don’t know what happened until much later when I reviewed the footage. One second, I’m helping you up and the next, everything is black. I don’t even feel my limp body hit the mat. There wasn’t even time to register the brass knuckles hitting my jaw. Maybe the briefest flash of pain but I later had to think really hard to try remembering that. This is what I get for achieving an upset win. (yt or end?)
03:11 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
03:12 Night_Queen_Raevyn: end... until I get my revenge on you 😈
03:13 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
03:13 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Hope everyone enjoyed the match.
03:13 Night_Queen_Raevyn: :D
03:15 Supergirl_Elle: Yahhhhh Got back just in time. I knew you could do it?
03:15 Levii: Never mess with raevyn😈
03:15 Supergirl_Elle: I toss Roland an ice pack and help him out of the ring
03:15 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: You'll have to drag a very unconscious me. That's stretcher time.
03:15 Michelle_Pantero: Fuck both those weak contenders
03:16 Supergirl_Elle: I’m Supergirl, who needs a stretcher
03:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I assume that includes me?
03:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: LOL! True.
03:17 Michelle_Pantero: Lol. Of course. I don't discrimination in my shit talk
03:17 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: LOL!

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