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03:56 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Welcome to the OPCW Arena! Tonight, we have a grudge match! A grudge tag match! And it all started with Roland’s debut! Although he came up short in his match against Michelle, it escalated when she rubbed her “substandard” boobs in his face! Roland’s girlfriend, Elle, took exception to that! After the match, she tried to take it to Michelle but came up short—thanks to Sigrid! Seeing the fur fly, the powers that be thought it would be an excellent idea to form this tag match. Can the newcomers prevail, or will they fall once again to the veteran team of Michelle and Sigrid? We’re about to find out! Let’s head down to the ring for the action!
03:57 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: As the camera pans around the arena, my music hits! “Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!” Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters! Elle and I emerge and once more, go through the fans! I come out in an all-blue attire consisting of trunks, pads, boots, and mask. As I make my way to the ring, I’m slapping hands, taking quick selfies with the fans and Elle, and giving out hugs! As we continue, the announcer yells, “making their way to the ring! At a combined weight of 292 lbs! They are the team consisting of the Pharaoh of Focus! The Titan of Do or Die! The Analyst of Agony! At 5’ 9.5” and 175 lb… RrrrrOOOOLAND SUTHERLAND!!!! With him, the Empress of Armbars! The Headmistress of Headscissors! At 5’ 6” and 117 lbs! ELLLLLEEEE!!!!” The fans explode as our names are announced.
03:57 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2sgOFOugiw
03:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: You are not logged in. You are not logged in. (Imagine this in all blue and with kickpads)
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03:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: We get to the ring and once more, I Brock Lesnar leap up onto the apron, wipe my feet on the outside of the apron, and leap over the top rope using the top rope. Once in the ring, I go to each turnbuckle to point and bow to my fans. “I’m here because of you!” Once done, I leap down off the last turnbuckle, twist and land on my feet. I then wait for Elle to finish her entrance as I take off my pumpkin head and hold it out for her to take hold of. (Elle) yt
07:11 Elle_1: I come in running next to Roland, it felt good to be entering and having a match next to my guy. I just still don’t get the pumpkin head thing. I’m wearing my black leggings and sports bra with my blonde hair tied back into a ponytail, both of us wearing attire one would expect of a rigorous match up. We take some selfies and as slip into the ring I walk around singing along loud to the German lyrics of the entrance song since I know a little German and waving my hands up towards the air to encourage the crowd to get louder. As I make my way around the last corner of the ring, I see Roland pull off the pumpkin and hold it down in front of him and I focus my dislike of it and go over and send a kick up under it to launch it like I’m a soccer goalie taking a kick and I watch the pumpkin sail through the air into the crowd. “Oh yeah, that’s what these two ugly chicks are in for!” I scream at the crowd.
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08:14 Michelle_Pantero: We're standing behind the curtain, waiting on the two newbies to finish showing off. "Hey Sigrid, you hear that?" I laugh, "pretty sure that old man's knee just popped on that jump." I watch a pumpkin head fly across the ring and some more childish taunts, I sigh, looks like these rookies didn't learn their lesson last time. Well, if they want another helping of whup ass, Team Blondeshells would be happy to oblige. The arena lights dim as our music starts. We hold still waiting for the buzz to build in the crowd, the heavy drums begin, and we still wait for a few seconds. This music is new for us.
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08:15 Michelle_Pantero: We step out from behind the curtain, our bodies covered by dark green cowl's and robe's reminiscent of a druid's cloak of yore. The hoods keep our faces covered in shadows as we slowly move to the ring, each step the murmurs get louder. We mount the steps entering the ring, I walk to the far corner and step onto the second rope as the lights brighten. The announcer begins as our song ends. *INTRODUCING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, TEAM BLONDESHELL'S. AT 5'7... 145 POUNDS OF TWISTED STEEL AND SEX APPEAL, THE PANTHER PRINCESS, THE CAROLINA TWISTER..... MICHELLE PAANNTEROOO. * I undo the clasps on my cloak and let it fall to the mats, showing off my curve hugging yellow bikini.
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08:16 Michelle_Pantero: Yt
08:16 Sigrid: I move up to the opposite corner, mounting the ropes myself as the announcer continues, *AND HER PARTNER, AT 5'7 AND 132 POUNDS... THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE VALKYRIE HERSELF... SIGRID!* I let the heavy cloak slide off of my shoulders to pool on the mat below, revealing my own bright yellow bikini before I glance back and nod, then step up to the top rope and backflip back into the ring in a bit of synchronized awesomeness.
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00:42 Sigrid: I give Michelle a high five and some air kisses before ducking out to the ring apron. “Kick some ass Michiepants, and don’t finish without me, I’m gonna want a turn too.”
03:48 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I feel like I’m a spectator in my own match. First, I see Elle take my elaborate pumpkin head and boot it into the crowd! Holy crap does it travel!! She should try out as a kicker or punter for the Carolina Panthers! Remind me to never piss her off! The pumpkin lands in the crowd and the fans fight over it. Bouncing the pumpkin head around a few times before a rather determined mother snags it for her child! I’ll have to get another head made but I can’t worry about that now since your entrance starts up. I expect another mocking theme. Something about my age or me robbing the cradle. I also considered you’d take a dig at Elle. However, what I see is surprising. Druids?
03:48 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I watch your entrances and say to Elle, “well, at least it’s not kazoos and a Rascal, this time. Not sure what the druid and Gaelic theme is all about though.” And then I see you both disrobe and take in the… the… yellow bikinis!?! Highly skimpy yellow bikinis! Well, you’re both grown women, so it’s your choice. I once more say to Elle, “aw, man. I’m gonna have to be careful where I grab them or deal with wardrobe malfunctions, aren’t I? Well, at least they’re not wearing heels. I’ll go first if that’s alright. Remember our strategies we discussed.” As I wait for the bell to ring, I keep my eye on Michelle. It looks like “Michiepants” is gonna go first. That’s fine. I have to watch out for her tricks. The referee checks us for weapons on Elle and me. He finds none of course. I assume a grappler’s stance as the ref goes to check both of you for weapons. (Michelle, I think. Elle and Sigrid are also free to comment) yt
04:20 Michelle_Pantero: The ref comes to check Sigrid and I; I stop him before he gets there. "Where are we going to hide anything?" I growl out. Seeing Roland coming out first, I grin "You might as well relax Sigrid, I'm not sure he's going to last long, you know how old folks are, probably lasts a minute tops." My eyes flick at Elle, grin widening. "I'm sure she knows." Hopefully a few digs at your manhood might get you off your game, if not I have a few other tricks to play. Balling up my right fist, I take one then a second quick step towards you, bending at the knees, my legs uncoil. I twist in the air; I try to turn my heels towards your chest. I hope feinting a Panther's Paw of the start, unsettles your guard enough to let the drop kick sneak through. YT
04:22 Sigrid: I see the referee coming to check me for weapons and I glance down at the skimpy bikini that I'm wearing and just shake my head and roll my eyes. "Hey Elle! Why you wanna cover your man up like that? Is he really so ugly that you are embarrassed to be seen with him?"
04:58 Elle_1: Replying to Roland as I pretend to hardly notice the near strip show as they prance around the ring. “You get a pass this time if you cause a malfunction, Their fault. Ducking to the other side of the ropes as I catch Michelle spouting off about Rollie’s staying power. “Oh, you’ll never get to know hon” gives Sigrid a rather juvenile reply as I stick my tongue out at her
05:09 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Heh. Cute! Wisecracks about my stamina and proficiency at… extracurricular activities. It feels like I’m in high school again. Bowling for Soup was right, high school never ends. Although I can’t blame them for mocking the ref when there’s clearly nowhere to hide a weapon unless it was… you know, I’d rather not think about that. And it’s a good thing too. I see Michelle coming and her Supergirl Punch? It doesn’t take a lot of recollection to remember what happened, last time I saw that move. I have no desire to get jawed again, so I do the only sensible thing I can think of, I sidestep to my right and get the hell out of her path! But that leap means her trajectory is set! She’ll need a landing point. A stationary target if only for a split second.
05:09 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: But honestly, I should thank Michelle for exposing that weakness in my arsenal. I had a lot of time to think after my debut match and I realized that Panther Paw move was a big factor in my loss. I didn’t have a versatile, quick strike, heavy response. So, I practiced one! Just before she lands, I’ll try for my signature move! Pumping my right knee, it’s time to see how she responds to a dose of Anesthesia—a Pump Knee Strike! At her speed, I’m just aiming for a body shot but if I hit her head somehow—bonus points! If we’re gonna toss big moves around from the get-go, I have to respond in kind!
05:09 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
05:10 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: (Michelle) yt
05:40 Michelle_Pantero: I guess you can teach old dog new tricks. I go sailing by, maybe I should have stuck with the basics off the bat, but I figured I could wrap this up quickly and go for drinks. I see Roland step in, everything seems to slow down, I can make out the smile on his mug. I feel the point of his knee smack into the small of my back. Call it a miracle, or the simpleness of hitting a moving target with a new move takes practice. I'm not quite into my downward fall when it lands, it's still a heck of a shock to the system. Flailing my arms as I pass by, I hope the knuckles of the back of my left hand give him pause. I slam into the canvas, bouncing slightly. I sit up, my right hand going to rub at my back, bracing myself in a sitting position on my left. YT
05:55 Elle_1: “Oh yeah baby, force feed her those knees! Whoooo!” Yelling and clapping as he pulverized her with that knee.
05:55 Sigrid: "That wasn't what I meant when I said take out his knees!"
05:58 Elle_1: Hey Sigrid I hope you got those girls, (grabs my breasts) insured or on warranty because if they catch a knee strike it might be over for them.
03:38 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Anesthesia hits! And it looks like I struck back! Excellen---- “Hnnff!!” I let out as Michelle’s left set of knuckles hits me across the face like a backhanded slap! I feel her knuckles bite into my left cheek but luckily, it’s not a focused strike. Just a result of flailing. Mental note: keep my arms up the next time I do that move. Especially on a moving target! I’m forced to take a step back to regain my balance as I raise my left hand to cover my struck cheek. Luckily, the pain in my cheek and me being focused on Michelle prevents me from seeing Elle grab her breasts; otherwise, I’d get rather distracted. That being said, I think I need to capitalize on Michelle’s newly founded back pain! How? By a well-placed low kick with my right leg in a good ole-fashioned soccer kick! Gotta try pressing my early advantage against the Kaotic Kat! But I can’t forget about Sigrid. I’m sure she’ll do something if Michelle gets into too much trouble. yt
04:11 Michelle_Pantero: My hand massages my back, "mother fucking cheating bastard." I curse, groaning as I work out the pain. I see Elle grab her boobs, hhmm. A little bit more and she might have a handful, I think until I see her smirking, if that wasn't warning enough, the bouncing of the canvas is a telltale sign something bad is on the way. There's no time to worry about my aches, I gotta move and move now. I throw my body to the right, rolling out of the way of your kick. I draw myself to my feet, aware I'm closer to your corner than mine. Seems I've got two dangers around me, and it makes me wary of your next move. YT
23:57 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: SHIT!! I whiffed on my kick! I keep forgetting about the Kaotic Kat’s tenacity! But at least this time around, I didn’t do a boneheaded big move like a spear into a corner and I can recover from this. I immediately follow my kick through by pivoting on my left foot so I can face Michelle again and get into my grappler’s stance! By the time I do, she’s just gotten to her feet. I see Elle is in the corner, so I’m hoping she’s aware enough to adjust positions to better line up a potential hit. And just so I can help my babe out, I pull a play from her book that always throws me off. I do a quick advance while facing her with my arms up but angled away from Michelle’s body to try and get her further into our corner. It’s not an attack, more like a re-positioning with my guard up in case an attack is launched. If she moves backwards or moves at all, I hope Elle can grab her. yt
00:06 Michelle_Pantero: I know what you’re doing and it's a good strategy, not wanting to get caught up in the double teaming early on I hit on my own strategy to get myself out of it. I lift my arms up, curling my fingers into twin hammers of pain and suffering. I glance behind me, gaging Elle behind me. I lean forward slightly at the waist, before backpedaling in a rush. Hoping to take advantage of Elle young ring awareness I raise my right arm higher, hoping to drive my elbow into her chest and knock her off the apron and reduce the trouble I'm in by half. YT
05:54 Elle_1: I watch them go at it, it’s my first tag team like this and not really sure the ins and outs like the other three but I do know one thing, when a focused skimpy clad woman comes charging at me and cocking her arm for an elbow strike. I’m not going to just stand and let her. As she goes to fire the elbow I release one hand from the ropes as I drop back and to the side, hanging off the rope with my other hand so I can swing back and around as much as needed to avoid the elbow and looking to see if she collides into the top rope at which point I’d look to fling my body back around, using my rope holding hand as a fulcrum and aiming to smash my right elbow into the back of her head as I return.
00:05 Michelle_Pantero: I missed the elbow completely, I guess Roland had been giving Elle pointers in between his extracurricular activities. Horny old goat, where did he find the energy. I'm rebounding out of the corner when I feel like point of her elbow graze the back of my head, sending me into a forward stumble. Moving forward faster, I try to turn my stumble to my advantage. Tucking my right shoulder in, I flex my thighs, launching my body like a missile towards Roland. Aiming for his stomach, I hope to come under his guard with the Panther's Pounce. YT
03:20 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: A cornered animal is a very dangerous creature. Especially so when it’s a cat. And that potential danger must be respected! Elle did very well to dodge and Michelle’s attack and even somewhat got a counter in! Very good, but knowing Michelle, she’ll make the most of any particular situation. As she stumbles towards me, I begin to backpedal, especially since she’s… yes… she’s gaining speed. She’s too low for the Paw but she’s in a really good position to try the… THERE!! The Pounce!! Her spear! And I’m inspired from my debut match when I tried a spear on her but didn’t do a good job in stunning my opponent, I dodge! I sidestep to the left and dodge the tip of her spear! Man, that sounds dirty! But figuratively speaking, folk! Figuratively, not literally! The main danger past, I attempt to deflect her pounce with open hands to mess up her trajectory and landing.
03:20 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Even if it’s just a little, it might be enough so I can follow her and try a more effective means of offense. Maybe something will present itself so I can attack the small of her back again. To focus on it! But what’s frustrating is that I don’t dare use closed hands for the deflection due to that super skimpy outfit! Even the slightest touch could cause a wardrobe malfunction! Sure, Elle forgives me for anything accidental that could happen but if the article of clothing is in my hand, that could lead to a distraction. And I bet that’s part of their strategy! They’re using my reputation as a gentleman against me! Sneaky, but clever and quite tactical. yt
05:24 Michelle_Pantero: I sail by Roland; I feel his hands gives me a slight shove altering my course midflight. I'm almost certain he was trying to get my top, the old perv. "Nnnnggg." I groan out at the hard landing. Seeing I'm near my corner, I whip my body to the right, my left hand coming up to smack against Sigrid's. Giving my partner a chance to take control, while I recuperate. (Sigrid) YT
05:37 Sigrid: I smack the offered hand with mine as Michelle rolls into the corner, and grip the top rope with both hands, yanking forward and using it to vault me into the ring with my legs swinging over the rope. I land on both feet, knees bent for a moment and then spring forward. I don't have a fancy name for it so we are going to use the old fashioned nomenclature of flying lariat attempt as I try for an immediate surprise and dive forward with the arm outstretched and going for the clothesline.
05:37 Sigrid: yt
04:31 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Looking at Michelle’s hard landing, I immediately try to rush and grab her legs. I’m so focused on her feet that I fail to see the tag! Just as I’m about there, I see another pair of feet land in front of me! I straighten up and barely have time to register that it’s Sigrid coming right at my chest’s collarbone area with a lariat! And it’s during these perilous times that my mind does funny things. For the briefest of moments, time seems to freeze long enough to see her about to hit me while the phrase “it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up” sounds in my head. “HURF!!!” I let out at the next moment as Sigrid’s lariat connects with my collarbone area!
04:31 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I’m brought crashing down onto my upper back and neck abruptly! Luckily, wrestling training prevents my head from getting drilled but that’s my only silver lining in this mistake of mine! I try to roll to my right side, onto my right elbow after the impact to grab at my chest to deal with the immediate aftereffects of the strike! DAMN! And I’m near their corner!
04:31 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
04:31 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
04:40 Sigrid: Feeling the impact and hitting the clothesline clean, I see Roland crash hard to the canvas as I follow through and drop down as well. A little bit fresher, and a good bit more not just clotheslined, I turn, reaching out to grab the left arm with one hand and twist it over to use as the first grip. The second grip is my other hand, cupping around the head. There's no hair to grab there, but I try to palm the head like a volleyball as I stand and pull him up, trying to turn and shove him backwards into our corner.
04:40 Sigrid: yt
04:56 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I feel Sigrid grab my left arm and haul me up to my feet. Still dealing with the pain from Sigrid’s surprise lariat I can only clutch my chest with my right hand. I’m not in a position to offer any resistance as she shoves me into the enemy team’s corner! My upper back pushed into the top turnbuckle and I already know where I am. In the worst possible corner of this ring! It doesn’t take a genius to realize that I’m in deep shit! yt
05:15 Michelle_Pantero: Sliding under the ropes, I stand in my corner catching my breath and regrouping. I'm cheering on my partner as she forces Roland back to our corner. I grin, "Here Roland, let a real woman hug you." I lift my right arm up and try to slide it under your neck, my left hand comes around to replace the grip Sigrid has on your left wrist. I attempt to grab my left wrist with my right hand creating a choke to hold you for Sigrid. YT
05:23 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Shit! Things go from bad to worse! I feel Michelle snake her arm around my neck and her other around my left arm! Crap! My right hand immediately tries grabbing the forearm around my neck to keep air and blood flowing. But what irks me is Michelle’s taunt of “a real woman”. Oh, I’ll remember that one! It may not be now or during this match, but I will make you pay for insulting Elle! yt
05:35 Sigrid: I see my partner doing exactly what she's supposed to be doing in this situation as she grabs a nice hold of the big guy. Instead of the simple, and probably pretty easy, fisticuffs, I turn and dash immediately towards the neutral corner furthest from Ellie, turning my back and hitting the ropes near the turnbuckles to give myself a bounce and come rushing back to try to turn that momentum into a raised front kick to the exposed ribs of the masked man.
05:35 Sigrid: yt
00:22 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Given my situation, I was expecting an immediate hit to my ribs, gut, or legs. That would make sense since I’d have no time to react; however, I don’t feel anything other than Michelle’s hold. Refocusing, I can see why. Sigrid is running towards the ropes! Shit! If she bounces off them and gets a good head of steam, this could really hurt! She’s going for a bigger hit! I keep forgetting that I’m the heaviest person in this contest! …And now, I feel fat. But regardless, I’m the heaviest and tallest! The biggest, so that’s probably why Sigrid felt the need to do this move. But maybe… maybe… I can turn this to my advantage. I have a plan, but the timing must be good!
00:22 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I set my legs and try to stand myself up to my fullest height possible. Make Michelle’s arm have to be at least level, if not reach up, to keep her arm around my neck. To try forcing her to draw in closer to my body so she can maintain the hold. She’s the one who wanted to “hug” me, so I’m giving her what she wants. And to aid in that, I put my right hand on her right elbow and grip onto it. Squeezing it tightly to make it look like I’m trying to escape. Next, I brace my core. As Sigrid runs at me, I see her leg rising! Shit! Big Boot? Super Kick? I’m not sure. Doesn’t matter! Gotta move! NOW!
00:22 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: In as fluid a motion as I can while gripping onto her elbow, I explosively bend forward and to my left so my butt potentially pushes into Michelle’s hip area. To use my ass as a fulcrum in an attempt to get her feet off the mat, so her body lies on my back momentarily like a quick piggyback. Michelle is country girl strong, but 145 lbs is still only 145 lbs when being lifted! Long enough to try and get Sigrid’s kick to graze my right side but possibly hit Michelle in her right side somewhere. Where? Not sure. At a guess, maybe her right oblique. I feel Sigrid’s kick graze the back of my right ribs! Big Boot move? A Super Kick would have been higher up. But that damn friction from skin rapidly rubbing on skin burns since I’m not sweaty yet! The first part of my plan worked but will the 2nd part be successful in hitting Michelle? yt
00:39 Elle_1: Watching Roland getting worked from my corner doesn’t feel good but apparently there I’m supposed to wait for his tag, which clearly won’t be coming with him getting his ass beat over there. If he didn’t have the gas in the tank to deal with them, he should have tagged.
00:42 Michelle_Pantero: I see Sigrid charging and grin, this is going to take the wind out of his sails. He starts to struggle, probably coming to the same realization I just did. "EERRRGGG" I grunt out, Roland is slippery than a fresh caught catfish. Who knew this old fart could summon up this much energy. I guess the thoughts of going rounds with two blondes made him remember his youthful days. My feet come up off the canvas the top rope digging into my ribs. I try to hold on but between the sweat and awkward pull my hands slip. I tumble off the side of the ring landing hard on my firm tush. YT
04:27 Sigrid: Charging in, I see Roland ducking forward, trying to pull Michelle over his back to get into the path of the kick. But she slips off and my kick swings too high, skidding off of his ribs and across his back. An awkward position to be sure, but since now I find myself pretty much straddling the bent over masked man, I kick both heels up into his belly and lurch forward, using my momentum to try to fall forward into a forward roll, flipping forward and then extending on the mat to attempt to bring him down tailbone first in front of me with my legs around the waist.
04:27 Sigrid: yt
05:04 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Michelle’s hold on me vanishes but I don’t know if she got kicked or just let go. It’s hard to tell since all I can feel is Sigrid on my back, her heels dig into my abs that make me give off a “hurf!!” and I’m off-balance from my lurch! But next thing I know, the beginning of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme comes to mind! Why? “Now this is the story all about how, my life got flipped-turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute…” just lie right here and figure out how I ended up on my rear! “Whoa!” I let out as my tuchus bumps onto the mat. It’s not a hard fall since it’s a roll but that’s still a weird feeling! Once I’m on my butt, I realize that Sigrid’s legs are still wrapped around my waist. But I also realize that we stayed pretty parallel to the ropes! What luck! Just to avoid Elle getting mad at me, I aim to twist my torso to the left to grab the bottom rope with both hands! yt
05:13 Sigrid: As he twists and grabs for the rope, I lean back on my hands, raising my hips a little bit as I lock my ankles in front and SQUEEZE! Checking the ref, I can see the count beginning, but I figure I've got a few seconds to pour on whatever I can before they make me break the scissors. "You could let go if you want..." But when the ref starts to yell the numbers louder, I know it's time to release and I snap my legs apart, rolling quickly to try to avoid grabby hands, and look to push up to my feet in the center of the ring.
05:13 Sigrid: yt
05:30 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “MMMrf!!” I let out as Sigrid’s skinny legs pour on the pressure around my middle. She’s milking that ref count! So! Bending the rules are we!? I can take it, but I’ll remember this sneakiness! Once Sigrid is forced to relinquish me, I get to my feet, face her, take my grappler’s stance, and start backing away. I try edging myself towards my corner. yt
05:35 Michelle_Pantero: I climb back up on the apron, glaring at Roland. Rubbing my butt to ease the twinge of pain in it. "WHUP HIS ASS SIGRID!!"
05:35 Michelle_Pantero: YT
05:38 Sigrid: I stay standing, waiting in the middle of the ring as Roland beats his retreat from me towards the safety and security of his girlfriend. I just nod and give a little bit of a 'c'mere' motion with my hand, knowing it's not the best of ideas to charge into the opposition corner.
05:38 Sigrid: yt
05:46 Elle_1: He backs in close enough to me, I’m not sure if he’s intending to tag me or wants more mauling by the two blonde bombshells, he’d Better not, but I reach out and smack him on his side then pull myself in between the top and middle ropes and go running at her as if I’m going to leap a Superman punch at her but stop short and see how she reacts and if she gives any openings in her defense.
05:46 Elle_1: Yt
05:47 Michelle_Pantero: "THIEF!!!!"
05:54 Sigrid: Seeing Elle ducking through the ropes, she hits the ground running in a dash right towards me. Surely, she sees me standing there watching her. Surely, she's not that dumb. Maybe she is? I settle my weight on my rear foot, starting to lean, prepping to raise my skinny leg up to meet her in the flying face with a superkick when... Maybe she isn’t. And I hop back a half step instead, my foot an inch or two off the ground and I give a smirk. "Nice..." then jump forward, arms upraised, looking to grapple at her arm and shoulder with a lockup.
05:54 Sigrid: yt
06:00 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I exit the ring to the outside apron and by the time I stand up, I see Elle faking out Sigrid! I've seen that trick quite a few times. "Come on, Elle! You can do it!" I yell as I grab the tag rope with my left hand.
06:02 Elle_1: As I stop, she jumps at me for a lock up, no rule saying I have to do it so why would I when I can grab her right arm she’s freely holding out with both of mine and twist on my heels while pulling her closer just before I pop my hips and bend forward to try and judo toss her to the mat.
06:02 Elle_1: yt
06:09 Sigrid: With the half step back and then the jump forward, I'm looking to use the impact and momentum to start shoving her back towards the ropes, but there's no impact as I feel nothing but fingers grasping my wrist. But there is still some momentum there that carries me forward into her and flipping forward over her hip. I give a little bit of a yelp as I tumble forward, coming down onto my side with an "oooph!" and I yank my arm back, trying to disengage it from her grip as I attempt to roll through and get a little space before she can stomp on me or anything like that.
06:09 Sigrid: yt
06:16 Elle_1: Would have been great if I could hold onto her arm but she makes that priority one to pull away. I consider jumping on her but I’m betting she’s a better wrestler on the ground than I am so I seek to avoid ending up grappling as long as I can. The safer, if not less graceful move to stop her retreat and keep her under control is to reach down as I follow her to grab two handfuls of her golden hair as it follows her along the mat and use it to stop her retreat when she’s face down or on her back. It would not matter as I release one hand from her hair and fall to my side driving an elbow to her chest or back if possible.
06:16 Elle_1: Yt
06:22 Sigrid: Rolling away, I feel my movement almost immediately arrested by an old and familiar burning sensation in my scalp, "Hey!" I get to my back, looking up at her as she is leaning down at me. I let out a growl, then my eyes widen when she keeps falling. Luckily, it's not that far of a fall since she was already half leaning over to reach my hair, but unluckily, her elbow is quite pointy as it stabs between my breasts to impact my sternum, "Ow fuck!" But now that she's down here with me, turnabout's pretty fair play and my own hand shoots for her hair, trying to yank her head backwards to stretch her out over my body, both of us face up.
06:22 Sigrid: yt
12:08 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: From my corner, I can see golden hair getting yanked! I'm surprised the referee isn't calling this out! But secretly, I'm glad my hair's short to begin with and I wear a mask. Nevertheless, I yell, "go, Elle! You're doing great!" while making sure I don't lose track of Panther Lady.
14:10 Elle_1: I guess one good turn deserves another and I yelp as she stretches me back over her by my hair. My back over her chest as I lay across her at a 90-degree angle but it leaves me in the perfect spot to drive an elbow down into her tight abs. My other hand letting her hair go.
14:10 Elle_1: Yt
20:44 Sigrid: Hauling hard, I feel her laying and stretching back until some motion and a partial twist shows her elbow coming down to thump me in the belly. “Oooph!” I can’t keep her here for too long and I release the hair as well, trying to twist and partially sit up to grab at her head with my arms, grappling, trying to scoot more parallel under her and roll us over.
20:44 Sigrid: Yt
01:22 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: "Atta girl, Elle!" I yell in encouragement as I alternatively rub my friction burn and massage my chest. Can't forget to keep an eye on Kaotic Kat. She might do something... chaotic.
02:36 Elle_1: The elbow does its job, and I can feel her body shifting under mine as she no doubt wants to maintain control from behind. I push my hands up to shove her arms away enough for me to duck under her attempt to grab my neck and pivot my body to avoid her getting parallel with me before swinging my legs back to try and back roll away from her to get to my feet.
02:36 Elle_1: Yt
03:53 Sigrid: Twisting underneath her, reaching for the neck, I feel the block as she squirms along with me then shoves off and rolls away. I don't want her to get that far, and I scoot along, almost crab walking to stay close enough that when she tries to get her feet underneath her, I kick my leg out in an arc to try to sweep them right back out from under her. "Get back here!"
03:53 Sigrid: yt
13:56 Elle_1: Feeling I’m free of her but the encouraging feeling of possibly getting the high ground being in my feet offers comes crashing down, well It comes crashing down with me. Slamming down to my back but thankfully it was not a long and hard fall I immediately shifting so my feet are facing her in case I have to fend off an attack from the ground. I start wriggling my way back towards the ropes and angling with my back to my corner so any attack will bring her closer to my territory
13:56 Elle_1: Yt
20:08 Sigrid: I sweep her to the ground but she starts immediately scooting back away with feet towards me. I give a shake of my head as I pop myself up to my feet and start to pursue. “Do neither of you want to play? You both keep running away?” I start to give chase but hold up a bit as she gets too close to Roland.
20:08 Sigrid: Yt
20:14 Michelle_Pantero: I'm inching down the side of the apron, keeping a close eye on the action. Seeing where the movement is headed, I drop to the floor. Rushing around the edge of the ring, I beeline for Roland slowing down slightly so I'm not caught in the face by some new move. I draw closer, raising my right arm up to sweep his feet if I can and get him away from Elle's reach. YT
21:20 Elle_1: When you are close enough and you stop, I see you glance up at Roland and then move to roll up to my feet, this would bring me only a few feet from you as I stay crouched and push off with my legs to try to grab you around the waist and if I can then twist and half trip and toss you behind me and closer to my corner and Roland
21:20 Elle_1: Yt
00:25 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Elle and Sigrid’s tussle has drawn me in! The back and forth. Who will land the first solid shot? It’s exciting, and not just because Elle looks good in that black spandex outfit. I’m literally on the balls of my feet and leaning over on the top rope. As I see her try to get Sigrid back in our corner, I make a dreadful mistake: I lost track of the Kaotic Kat! And just like the namesake, the prowling, pernicious panther pounced and took my legs out from under me! Unprepared, my head and neck drop onto the top rope and bounce off. I don’t have time to yelp as the sweep’s momentum makes me drop to my right side on the outside apron where I land awkwardly! “ARGH!!” I let out as I lose my balance and topple to the thin matting covering the arena’s floor!
00:25 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “HULF!!!” I let out as I land on my belly but managed to catch myself enough, so I didn’t smash my head into the floor; however, the fall was rough on my right shoulder and side! I’m just dazed and disoriented while just trying to regain my bearings! Damn that cat! I hope she chokes on a hairball the next time she licks herself! yt
20:32 Sigrid: Noticing the impending sneak attack by my partner, I don’t worry as much about being trapped in the corner, but Elle’s jump is still quick, and she grabs me around the waist. I don’t try to fight it as she twists me back since there’s about to be no Roland in the corner and instead, I try to lock my arm around her neck with the front headlock and attempt to guide her face into the second turnbuckle as I hit the corner back first.
20:32 Sigrid: Yt
20:42 Elle_1: The move feels like it’s going smoothly as planned but, where the hell is Roland? I get only a moment to look and process that as I’m tossing her before she gets me by the neck and drags me along with her until SMASH! I end up French kissing the turnbuckle and drop to my knees.
20:50 Elle_1: Yt
23:06 Michelle_Pantero: I see my sneaky sneaky attack was well timed as Roland falls to the mats. The ref leans over the ropes yelling at me to get back to my corner. I hold my hands up "What??? What... He looked like he was slipping, I came over to check on him." I lift my right foot up above his injuries shoulder, trying to give it a good stomp. "I'm a caring person." The ref starts to count me out for disqualification, so I run back around the ring to my corner and climb back up, hoping I took out Roland long enough to take advantage. YT
00:10 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “ARGH!!” I let out as the stomp connects on my right shoulder! Michelle, you, pesky feline! I knew something like this would happen and I couldn’t prevent it! DAMMIT!! I get to my knees and hold my right shoulder trying to massage the pain. My head still slightly spinning as I hear the referee count and see Michelle scamper back to her corner. I’ll make her rue doing this to me. I hear a noise off the nearby turnbuckle. My eyes don’t need to be focused to see the lady in all-black drop to her knees! Not good. Gotta try to force myself to move! ARGH! Damn! Head’s woozy. Makes it hard to stand! yt
10:18 Sigrid: I feel her drop to the mat on her knees after the guided introduction to Mr. Turnbuckle and as I see that the referee is a little bit distracted, decide to take advantage of that too by burying my fingers into Elle's hair and trying to use that grip to bring her back to her feet while I slip to the side and attempt a second introduction to Mrs. Turnbuckle up at the top rope.
10:18 Sigrid: yt
18:22 Elle_1: Head in a blur and I know I’m right at our corner where I could get some help, even a tag in but where the hell is Roland? The unmistakable burn on my scalp of my hair being grabbed causes me to arch my head back which arches my back as I’m pulled up and WHAM take the middle turnbuckles higher brother to my face now and I slip back to my knees with one arm over each of the middle ropes and moaning in a haze.
18:22 Elle_1: Yt
19:09 Sigrid: I take a quick glance out of the ring to check on Roland’s recovery process. When I see him starting to notice the ring action again, I decide it’s time to get out of this corner and I should take Elle with me. Another handful of hair as I try to yank her off the ropes in an attempt to just roughly throw her backwards onto the canvas.
19:09 Sigrid: Yt
23:46 Elle_1: I feel her pulling back and figure I’m smart this time and put up my hands to block yet another face smash, only to find it not coming as I’m tossed to my back close to the middle of the ring. I’m not too high up so the landing is not bad on my back but my head bounces back off the mat which assures my head stays in a fog as I groan and roll to my side holding my head. I’ve got to catch a break here, need to find a moment to recover!
23:46 Elle_1: Yt
02:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I groan as I get back to my feet and climb my way back up to the outside apron. Since the action is further away, I take the chance to massage my right shoulder from Michelle's devious tactic! I see Elle's head bounce off the mat! OUCH!!! That hurts! I gotta try to do something to rouse her jealous anger! "ELLE! You were right! Michelle can't keep her hands off me! She just tried to cop a feel!" yt
03:03 Michelle_Pantero: I'm bouncing up and down in my corner, my top holding on by a prayer. "Come on Sigrid... Let's finish this." I cheer.
04:34 Sigrid: I see Michelle and glance back down at Elle who is seemingly in a fog, then dash to the ropes, one hand outstretched to give a tag as I bounce back and return to Elle, still hopefully on her back, with a jump. My leg extends out as I drop to my cushioned butt on the canvas, trying to hit her across the chest with a leg drop to keep her down.
04:34 Sigrid: yt
15:43 Elle_1: I lay there watching the lights spin above me, but I can still hear Roland’s words. “That bitch, of course she can’t,” is what goes through my mind, and the fact Sigrid’s follow up attack didn’t come right away. The break to tag then come at me again and hearing Roland back in my corner gives me the moment and encouragement I need to take a few rolls back towards my corner and stop on my side near the ropes, I know Sigrid will be up to something and I’m hoping that will disrupt it, I need to hold out long enough to teach Michelle a lesson.
15:43 Elle_1: yt
17:44 Sigrid: I come roaring back and start to jump up when Elle starts rolling away. “Ack” I check the jump when she isn’t going to be home for it and land a little awkwardly but on my feet. I see her rolling toward her side of the ring and charge. I figure Michelle will be there soon, so instead of charging Elle, I charge her corner, hoping to surprise Roland and knock him back off the apron with a running elbow.
17:44 Sigrid: Yt
19:11 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Having already been the victim of a sneak attack, I wasn't about to take my eyes off her partner! Sneakiness loves company and sure enough! Even though my right shoulder is hurting, this won't require a lot of movement on my part. While holding onto the top rope with my left hand, I lean back to dodge a nasty looking elbow and then, try to grab any part of Sigrid's striking arm! Triceps, bicep, forearm, or hand, it doesn't matter. I'm just looking to grab, hold on, and then simply drop off the apron so gravity can do the rest. Yup, I'm looking to jar that arm right in the armpit, so it gets wrenched. If I have to deal with a sore shoulder, it seems only fair that one of the evil blondes shouldn’t feel that hot too! Geronimo!!! (Sigrid, I think) yt
20:22 Sigrid: I miss the elbow as the wily and spry masked man leans back to dodge and grabs my arm. I do attain my goal of getting him out of the way of a tag though when he jumps back off the ring apron. “Aauugh!” The jarring on my shoulder is a pretty tough price to pay for the accomplishment though. I yank my hand back and cradle it in the other one, staring daggers down at him out on the floor.
20:45 Michelle_Pantero: I get tagged in, coming through the ropes, I watch Sigrid keeping up the offensive on the Lametic Duo. I stalk towards the opposition’s corner, deciding against my normal wild antics for now. I see Roland jumping to the floor holding Sigrid's hand. I knew he was a player, and right in front of Elle too. Reaching down I try to snag Elle's ankle's and drag her back towards the center of the ring away from her corner. YT
22:43 Elle_1: Watching Roland give Sigrid a hand with her attack and punishing her for it, I smirk and see Michelle from the corner of my eye but allow her to get close which allows me to regain just a few more seconds of recovery. As she leans down, she grabs one ankle and I moan as if I’m still out of it and roll to my back but that’s only to give me a base to fire my free leg up at her skimpy covered breast. “Keep your hands off Rolly, bitch” I yell as I strike out.
22:43 Elle_1: Yt
23:58 Michelle_Pantero: I don't move her an inch before her foot compresses my boob back into my chest. Fire blooms in my chest, an old friend nearly as familiar as a hard hair pull. With girls like mine inevitably someone takes a shot at them. I stumble backwards "AAAHHH" I yelp out. Stopping slightly on my half of the ring, I think about what she just yelled out, a faint smile comes to my lips. "Go ahead Kiddo, tag in your old man." I run my tongue across my lips and blow a kiss towards their corner, "I'm sure he'd looooovveee to get in here with me." Let's see if we can lead a little lamb to slaughter. I bring my arms back up in a loose guard ready to see how this plays out. YT
01:35 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I climb back up onto the outside apron and grasp the tag rope. Keeping an eye on both Sigrid and Michelle as best I can, I get myself ready in case I get tagged in. yt
03:02 Elle_1: I see her licking her lips and hear her words and I move up to my feet and my body tenses as my blood boils and nostrils flare like an angered bull before I charge out at her for what might look more like a football tackle than a wrestling attack, looking to slam into her and drive her back into the other corner
03:02 Elle_1: Yt
03:38 Sigrid: I glance back at Roland climbing back up to the corner, but Elle's going the other way and I figure she's forgotten about me already. I see her starting to bull Michelle backwards and follow them both in, aiming a fast kick to the back of Elle's knee before the referee demands my exit.
03:40 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I see Sigrid's move and try to yell a warning, "Elle! Sigrid!!" yt
13:06 Elle_1: As I launch up off my knee with focused determination at plowing down Michelle I feel my knee buckle, my face changes to a shocked look as my arms wave about while I crash down to the mat face down in the middle of the ring before Michelle.
13:06 Elle_1: Yt
15:39 Michelle_Pantero: Seems Elle got to wound up and just paired for it. She lands at my feet, "Good looking out, Partner." I grin at Sigrid as she exits to our corner. Stepping over Elle's back, I squat down and try to lock her ankles under my armpits to attempt to lock in a Boston crab. Sweat trickles down my back, as I try to apply pressure. YT
15:52 Elle_1: I look back after I land and see Sigrid the Cheater slithering away before I grunt as my back is mounted and in quick time my legs are yanked back. Thighs on fire as I’m bent in half. “Ugghhhh” gritting my teeth and trying to hold out. Reaching for the ropes but I was in the middle of the ring so they are too far and so is any tag that could save me.
15:52 Elle_1: Yt
16:05 Michelle_Pantero: I bounce my bottom up and down, bending her legs back a little bit further. "I see why you like her Old Man, she sure is flexible." I drop my hips further, my biceps rippling with the strain of holding her in place. I continue to taunt Roland, "what you say old man, is she a quitter? I bet she is, how long before she cries for you to save her?" I'm counting on his honorable reputation, but sometimes you never know. YT
16:08 Elle_1: Trying to push up or drag myself but not getting far and if anything, just increasing the pain as she’s got me folded unnaturally backwards as even my abs and my spine burn now. “Never!” I mutter to her comment about quitting but the option is on my mind as I suffer under her trying to work through few to no options that I have.
16:08 Elle_1: yt
17:17 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Goddammit! What a situation to be in! Elle's my girlfriend, and honor demands I have to help her regardless of personal code of conduct. That and she knows where I sleep. I'm sure you can figure that one out. So, I enter the ring illegally and charge at Michelle for a running, right elbow to her head. I also know that she's looking right at me and she's not an idiot. She's already done 2 Panther Pounces, 1 Panther Paw, and a sneak attack on me. Chances are she'll drop Elle well before I get there and throw another finisher or something at me. I gotta be ready in case she does. yt
18:05 Elle_1: (Michelle)
18:18 Michelle_Pantero: A rampaging bull makes less noise coming forward. What is Roland thinking? I drop Elle's legs. "That's it big guy, come to Momma." I shift sideways, getting in better line with my corner. I know the Ref will be hot on your tail, but Sigrid and I had planned for a potential heel Moment out of the white knight. I sidestep.... What's that word I'm always hearing??? "Ole!!" Turning towards his back I try to jump on and add my weight to his rush, hoping to force him into my corner for a moment. "NOW SIGRID.. GO FOR THE MASK..." I call out. YT
19:02 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I knew it! Michelle let go before I reached her. Pumpkin Perception is tingling, and I take a page out of Sigrid's book! I check step as soon as I miss with my elbow to break momentum and keep my eyes on The Kat. If I stopped short, the ref would shoo me off and free shots would reign down upon Elle. As soon as I feel Michelle on me, I take a couple steps toward Sigrid to absorb the jump's force. I then attempt to fling her off by reaching backwards to grab and forcefully bending forward. Hopefully a flip but if she clings on, I just hope to buy Elle time. I placed myself between Elle and Sig for the same reason and hope I'm a more tempting target for a potential double team. Finally, same problem as last match, the ref appears to play favorites. yt
19:37 Sigrid: With Roland doubled over in front of the corner and Michelle on his back, I figure the rules are out the window momentarily and I duck through the ropes enough to grab him by the head, “I got him!” I call to Michelle, giving her enough signal to stop trying to cling on and drop off. Then I try a version of what happened to me, attempting to pull the masked head over the middle rope and then drop off the apron, going for a neck drop.
19:37 Sigrid: Yt
20:11 Michelle_Pantero: I'm sorely tempted to dig in my heels and try to ride out the 8 seconds on this bucking pumpkin head. He's the biggest threat in the ring, so I listen to Sigrid's call. Dropping off his back, I hit my knees behind him. Since the ref is playing loose with the rules, I guess I'll push the envelope. Twisting my left arm between his open legs, if my partner is going high, I'm going to try and go low. Yt
22:56 Elle_1: It was good to be released, thankfully due to Roland she didn’t have the hold on too long and while my body still burned it didn’t sap energy or cause any significant injury. As I get up to my feet, I see the other two women well focused on manhandling Roland. Michelle drops off his back but she’s facing her ropes and not me. It’s only a few steps to her as I ball both fists up together and drop them down towards her back to try and connect just below her neck. If it works, I’m hoping it would stun her enough as I’d quickly close in behind her, wrap my arms around her waist and pull her back to the mat to pin her shoulders and sit up on her legs for a roll up.
22:57 Elle_1: Yt
22:57 Elle_1:
22:57 Elle_1: Yt
00:52 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I'm bent over--unsuccessful in flipping Michelle over me due to that damn Kat living up to her namesake! Michelle's weight vanishes when Sigrid gives the signal but oddly, I don't feel anything afterwards. And I don't have time to ponder why! Sigrid succeeds in pulling me over towards the 2nd rope. Uncomfortable and a bit disorienting from some slippage, but not painful due to me being able to move. The painful part is when I feel a sudden pressure across my neck and a brief lack of air! My neck and the rest of my body snap backwards and I land on my back clutching my throat! But I don't have time to lie on the canvas and deal with the pain due to the referee rolling me out of the ring and under the bottom rope. I'm the illegal participant, so at least he's doing his job and not kicking me out. My feet land on the floor but I'm forced to my knees from the pain across my throat trying to regain my bearings and adjusting my mask. yt
01:03 Michelle_Pantero: I forearm shiver whiffs as Sigrid takes charge in full Valkyrie fashion. I'm still staring at Roland when the ref crowds him out the ring. I wasn't too focused on the legal opponent; I had thought I had worn her down more with the crab. "NNNGGG." I huff out when a double axe handle collides in the top of my back. I fall forward to my hands, before two arms circle my waist pulling my torso backwards until it smacks against the canvas. A tiny little butt shifts down to press at my knees, my heels start to drum at her back when I hear the ref shout out.... ONE!!!! YT
01:11 Sigrid: On the floor, I move around to Roland on his knees, seeing him trying to readjust his mask I get an idea and grab the front of it to start pulling it up… “Ugh! No wonder you wear that thing!” And I yank it back down. I pull my leg back for a big kick when I hear the “ONE!” from the ring and put my foot back down, jumping instead to get back up onto the apron.
01:34 Sigrid: Yt
12:44 Elle_1: I lean my weight back, so she gets even a closer look at my Lycra clad ass as I hear the one count. Seeing us alone in the ring again and grateful for the save by Roland even if it cost him a bit but I did pay him back by avoiding a nut shot. TWO! I hear the count. This could be it!
12:44 Elle_1: Yt
16:01 Michelle_Pantero: My shoulders press hard against the canvas, my body tenses like a coiled spring. *TWO* I hear shouted. "RRRRAAAAGGG." I yell, all my muscle working in concert together, flexing in a fast, hard movement flinging you forward towards my corner just before the ref’s hand crashes down for the third count. I roll to the side, coming up on my hands and knees. My eyes blazing in fury at almost getting pinned, I glare at you. I give a curt nod to my partner. "I'm going to destroy you little girl." I hiss. YT
16:07 Elle_1: I had evaluated that there was a good chance she still had more than enough in the tank to try this and as I fly towards the corner off of her I drop myself with my hands from colliding with it. Climb up to the second rope, look back at her getting to her knees and spring off the rope towards her with a flying elbow aimed to come down onto her side as i go to collide with her.
16:07 Elle_1: Yt
17:06 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED! While I appreciate not getting kicked while getting my bearings, Sigrid still violated my privacy and saw why I wear a mask. She will rue the day! Finally recovered enough, I back walk to my corner while keeping all three women in sight. I try to make it back to my corner without further incident. (MTC)
17:08 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: And as an aside, kudos to Elle for looking at my inner beauty. Yeah, that sounds cheesy. I mean imagine hearing that in a restaurant. You might start laughing to the point where people look at you funny. 😛 yt
19:42 Sigrid: I scramble back up to the ring apron, getting there too late to do anything about the pin attempt but Michelle seems to have handled that herself and launched Elle right into the corner in front of me. As Elle turns and hops up onto the ropes, I reach and just try to grab an ankle as she leaps, trying to bring her flying to a tethered stop.
19:42 Sigrid: Yt
03:40 Elle_1: I push off the corner ropes and as I’m leaving them with a good trajectory to flatten Michelle back where she belongs, face down, I feel the tug on my ankle, and I’m left with nothing I can do at this point as I slam down onto my side with my arm and elbow outstretched. The landing knocking the air from my lungs and hurting my arm from the elbow up to the shoulder with how I land on it. I roll to my side grabbing my right arm and cringing.
03:40 Elle_1: Yt
04:28 Sigrid: Catching her ankle, the flying Supergirl comes to a jolting stop, and I yelp out as her momentum yanks me against the ropes and pulls on my already tweaked shoulder. "Ghah!" I pull myself back up, rotating my arm around to get some feeling back into it.
04:28 Sigrid: yt
04:55 Michelle_Pantero: I see Elle hit the ground in from of our corner, Sigrid sacrificed her own well-being to prevent me from being squashed. I can't let her sacrifice be in vain. I rise to my feet, and pad forward. My right hand going to grasp a handful of hair, my left attempting to snag her right wrist and apply backwards pressure when I try to drag her to her feet. "Get up you cocky bitch."
04:55 Michelle_Pantero: Yt
05:36 Elle_1: The hair was one thing as it burns my scalp as she yanked me up by it but my throbbing arm and shoulder being pulled back on is what makes me groan as I’m pulled up to my feet with an expression that’s a mix of pain and worry. I try stomping down hoping a heel will land on her foot.
05:36 Elle_1: Yt
05:56 Sigrid: With them still close to the corner, I lean forward, swinging my arm in an arc, not to punch, but to tap Michelle's shoulder before reaching for Elle's free arm, trying to catch it and pull her against the turnbuckles.
05:56 Sigrid: yt
06:02 Michelle_Pantero: I feel the slight tap as I'm tagged out, right before my right foot gets stomped on. I fall back, trusting Sigrid has control. Hitting my knee a few feet away, I feel my blood starting to boil. "Fucking Bitch." I scream. My thighs flex, launching my body into the air, my right fist cocks back. I take careful aim, trying to launch it straight for Elle's chin. YT
06:13 Elle_1: The fact that foot stomp connected and got her to let go so well was encouraging but feeling my other arm grabbed and get me pulled back to the corner was less so. Why can’t these two just allow two people to fight? Seeing Michelle running at me with what looks like a Superman punch I drop my knees out and shift to the side last moment with my arm still in Sigrid’s grip. Hoping she punched the turnbuckle or her own partner.
06:13 Elle_1: Yt
06:24 Sigrid: I watch Michelle wind up for a quick Panther's Paw and leap in, only to feel Elle dropping to her knees to avoid it. "Crap!" I lean back, hanging onto the grip on that arm to keep me from falling off the apron, but making sure I'm out of the swing radius of the punch before, pulling myself back up with the same grip. I let go of the arm as I duck down and swing my leg around, sweeping my knee between the bottom and middle ropes, hoping to smash it into Elle's chest to smush her against the corner before I scoot through the ropes and into the ring.
06:24 Sigrid: yt
13:23 Elle_1: The way I end up positioned it’s hard to see if Michelle connected but that answer comes soon enough as I feel the kick to my chest. “Ughhhhh” yelps as it drives me back into the corner. I slam back grabbing my chest and sliding down the turnbuckles to my ass groaning. I have to get tagged out as my pained body needs a rest, but I’m trapped far away from that chance.
13:23 Elle_1: Yt
17:17 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: My throat hurts but as I take only a few steps back to my corner, I see the trouble Elle is in after Michelle's kick out. I can't talk but I do think, "oh, you've got to be shitting me!!" Being outside the ring, I run far more quietly in comparison than inside. I whip around the corner by grabbing the ring post, as I see Sigrid going for her kick and Michelle missing her Supergirl Punch. Great dodge, Elle! Using that momentum, I aim to blast Sigrid off of the apron. Whether that's by pushing or pulling, I don't care. I need to be the good boyfriend and help her out, my reputation be damned! yt
19:57 Sigrid: I feel the knee connect a smack Elle back into the corner with a satisfying thump, but as I duck through, I feel someone grabbing onto MY ankle!? “What the!?” But there isn’t much time for more thought before I’m yanked backwards, almost horizontal and gravity does that thing that it does, and I fall to the thin mats below. I manage to break a little of the fall with my hands but still land with a thump. “Oooph!”
19:57 Sigrid: Yt
20:41 Michelle_Pantero: My fist smashed into the top turnbuckle, sending a jarring shockwave all the way up into my shoulder. "Sonovabitch." I yelp, shaking my arm to try and work out the tingles. I thought my partner was coming in, but she's nowhere to be seen. Deciding to stay on the offense, I spin around until my good left hand and arm can wrap around Elle's neck. I try to pull her up into a forearm headlock, pushing myself off the corner, I attempt a running bulldog in the middle of the ring. YT
20:17 Elle_1: Taking one of Michelle’s hands out of order doesn’t slow her down too much as I try to get myself up only to find her other arms works just well when it traps my head and I’m yanked to my feet and run a few steps with her before I watch the mat racing up at my face and I collide with it and give out a pained grunt on impact.
20:17 Elle_1: Yt
14:45 Michelle_Pantero: Bounce a foot or two on my bottom before coming to a stop. Spinning to my hands and knees, I see Elle lying face down. I scramble forward trying to roll her over to her back and go for a pin. Yt
14:48 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Seeing babe on her back and Michelle going for a cover, I yell to the ref, "she's not the legal woman! Sig is! They tagged!" Regardless, I start hauling ass back to my corner while keeping an eye on a potential count. yt
14:52 Elle_1: Groaning as I’m rolled to my back, not putting it together in my head that Michelle’s not the legit person, as she lays over me for a pin I only start to worry about getting counted out, the ref taps her on the shoulder and points to the outside of the ring, first saved by Rolly and now saved by the ref and a technicality
14:52 Elle_1: Yt
18:48 Sigrid: I push myself up to my knees and look around. Half expecting a continuation attack by Roland, all I see are his heels as he runs away again so I pull myself to my feet and look to see Michelle dropping Elle with a bulldog. I jump up onto the ring apron, climbing the ropes while Michelle goes for a distracting cover, and pause a moment… leaping off when the ref starts to send her away, hoping to time the elbow crash to her uncovering of the laid-out Elle.
18:48 Sigrid: Yt
19:03 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I get back to my corner and up to the apron when I see Sigrid climbing the ropes. As I see her prepare to leap, I try to roar, "ELLE!! ROLL TO ME!!! NOW!!!!" I yell as loud as I can despite my throat still hurting, but I put that aside if it helps my gal.
19:03 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
23:44 Michelle_Pantero: I'm tugged off by the ref and see Sigrid mid-flight coming towards us. I scoot myself well out of the way. Glaring at Roland, I make a two-step dash towards him hoping to be a secondary distraction before getting herded out of the ring. YT
12:05 Elle_1: Saved from having to fight out of a pin and deciding to trust Roland’s callout as soon as I’m free, I make a few rolls towards my corner and while I am I see from the corner of my eye I’m just avoiding getting a second flattening by Sigrid. I’m not sure if I’ll be close enough or if Michelle, who is still illegally in the ring, will complicate it. I reach up from my side on the mat in hopes of getting a tag, even if he has to reach back for it under or between the ropes.
12:05 Elle_1: Yt
12:09 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: After I yell my warning, I see Michelle make her dash at me and I automatically prepare a guard in case she charges me. But... she doesn't as she’s herded out of the ring by the referee to her corner. A psyche out? I switch my attention from her to Elle. With my one hand grabbing the tag rope, I reach as far as I can over the top rope, so Elle has a slightly easier time reaching me. "Come on, Elle! Come on!" yt
19:47 Sigrid: The timing goes horribly wrong as Elle manages to twist and roll in the split second between Michelle’s release and my impact. My elbow barely able to graze a retreating shoulder as one of them flees in terror away from me for the third time in the match. I hit the canvas with a jarring thump, my shoulder aching as a sliver of pain lances through it. “Unngph!” I lay there with the wind partially knocked out of me for a moment, hearing the flaps and slaps of Elle rolling the rest of the way across the ring, then I roll a half roll myself, groaning as I start to push up and look for the expected Roland.
19:47 Sigrid: Yt
23:14 Elle_1: Just shy of tagging him as he reaches back. I hear Sigrid slam into the mat and Michelle out of the way, for now as she always seems to find a way to sneak out of nowhere, I push up to my elbow to extend my reach and tag off Roland. Feeling the tag, I collapse with a gasp of relief.
23:14 Elle_1: Yt
03:51 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: The tag is made and I'm in! Seeing Sigrid on the mat and holding her elbow, it would make a lot of sense to go after that. However, I noticed from earlier that she loves using her legs! The super kicks, the attempted big boot, and even the jumping. But as I go through the ropes and enter the ring, I think taking out Sig's leg would make her favorite moves hard to access. As I approach Sig, I know she can see me. I'm looking right into her eyes! I raise my right foot to make it look like I'm going for her injured right arm, but instead, I intend to stomp her right knee! yt
03:56 Sigrid: Pushing up to my knees, watching him enter the ring and charging at me. I wince, feeling my injured arm and as he comes closer, I start to shove up to my feet, stumbling a little bit and turning my shoulders to avoid the kick to the injured limb. But the boot comes down, thwacking into my unsteady leg, catching the front of my knee and knocking my leg back and out from under me, "Crap!" My upper body jolts forward and I drop back to the canvas on my hands, wincing as my shoulder takes part of my weight.
03:56 Sigrid: yt
04:01 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Got it! Time to get on that right leg like a hungry wolverine on an injured rabbit! I attempt to lunge and grab Sigrid's right foot so that I can lift her leg up and smash her knee into the mat. A nice knee spike smash! You cheap shotted Elle! Roland smash!!! yt
04:22 Sigrid: On my face, chest down. I grimace and Roland reaching over me, grabbing my leg by the ankle to pull it up and slam it back down to the canvas, spiking my knee. "Yeoww!" I yelp out and reach to grab one of his ankles, trying to yank the foot out from under him and hopefully bring us both down to the mat for a bit of a grapple.
04:22 Sigrid: yt
04:26 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Just as I smash Sigrid's knee down to the mat, I let go for the full effect. However, what I didn't anticipate was Sigrid grabbing my right foot and yanking it out from under me. The result is me falling to my ass and back. I break my fall and try to sit myself up and get my eyes back on Sigrid. yt
05:10 Sigrid: I wince, trying to push myself up onto my hands and knees again, or more like hand and knee, then I see Roland just kind of sitting there right in front of me. I should probably try to get away, but instincts kick in and I shove off with my good leg and just dive forward, aiming a shoulder at his chest and trying for a spearish tackle from two feet away, trying to knock him backward to attempt to scramble on top.
05:10 Sigrid: yt
11:57 Elle_1: Up on my feet now outside the ropes. I keep a look out over my shoulder now that I know how these two operate. “Come on Rolly put her in her place!”
12:53 Michelle_Pantero: I climb back up on the apron, cradling my right hand to my belly. "COME ON SIGRID. "
12:53 Michelle_Pantero: YT
02:46 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I'm sitting on my ass when I see Sigrid launch herself at me. Trying not to write this lewdly, her short-distanced spear on one good leg saves my bacon. If it were any faster, I'd be in real trouble but that's not the situation and my wrestling training kicks in! She meets my chest and I go back with it but at the same moment, I swing my good, left arm around to attempt getting her in a headlock! "Sorry, only blonde I allow on top of me is in my corner!" yt
02:51 Sigrid: I tackle him down, wincing as my own hurt shoulder impacts his chest and we topple forward. Laying on top, my legs start to spread for some balance as his arm shoots up around my neck, yanking it down and starting to put some wrenching squeeze action into it. "Grrch!" My matching arm on that side is my right, which at the moment is decidedly NOT my good arm and it doesn't do very well to reach up and try to unpeel the headlock. Instead, bring the other one up into play, reaching for, pawing at his face. I don't want to make the crowd hate me by forcing them to look at his face, so I don't pull at the mask, but my reaching fingers do try to find the eye holes and fill them in if I can find them.
02:51 Sigrid: yt
03:00 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Yes! I'm making headway! No pun intended. I got Sigrid wrenched around and I'm making my way to a kneeling position so I can try a bigger move; however, while I'm focused on my next move, I fail to notice Sigrid's hand approaching my eyes from underneath! Just as I get to a standing position, I feel jagged sensations rake into my eyes! "ARRRRGGH!!!!" I roar as I release the headlock out of instinct and try to grab the offending fingers from my corneas!! FUCK! I'M BLIND! This is what I get for unintentionally punning!! yt
03:16 Sigrid: Dragged up to my feet by the neck, stumbling to try to get my legs under me as he hauls me up, my Moe impersonation pays off as I hear the hell from right behind my head and then my neck is released. I snatch my hand away before he can grab it, and hopefully before the referee notices something other than Michelle jiggling on the ring apron. I gasp and stumble back with a limp on my bruised knee, then turn and hop, skip, and hop again toward my corner, hand extended to my aforementioned jiggly partner.
03:16 Sigrid: yt
03:32 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Now, that I'm blind, my balance is totally shot! I'm forced to a kneeling position to avoid falling over at roughly the center of the ring. In desperation, I yell, "Elle! Where are you?!" yt
04:51 Michelle_Pantero: Skin slaps skin, and I bound between the ropes. Circling around behind Roland, I'm glad to see Sigrid's cheap shot paid off. I crouch down, nearly on my hands and knees behind him. A slight jerk of my head signals to my partner I'm set. It's time to try and end this. "Over here Pumpkin head." I call, trying to get him to stand up. YT
04:53 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: What was that? Elle? Hearing a voice but it's hard to make out who’s with the pain my eyes are in. Thinking that it's Elle, I rise to my feet and start to take a step toward the voice. yt
05:00 Sigrid: Following Michelle back into the ring, I cross to just in front of Roland, seeing him starting to stand, I lean, putting my weight onto a back foot...
05:05 Michelle_Pantero: I scuttle forward, until my right shoulder presses into the small of his back. My arms come around his hips, hands attempting to lock together. "RAAAWWWRRR." I scream, thighs flexing as I try a German suplex. Hopefully giving Sigrid the second she needs for the blonde barrage. YT
05:18 Elle_1: Well, if they can both be in then so can I. Hopping the rope I charge at Michelle and for a double handed axe blow into her back as she tries to set Roland up for the suplex, buying him some time to hopefully shake free then dart around to Sigrid and send a front kick out at her side.
05:18 Elle_1: Yt
05:22 Sigrid: As Michelle's arms wrap around, I lean back, wincing as I put weight onto my hurt knee, but I manages to support me long enough to raise the other leg and thrust it out, aiming at that masked man's jaw to give a bit more impact and momentum to Michelle's suplex. I see Elle charging up behind Michelle as I kick, hopefully the big guy is about to be a battering ram. As I kick, I feel Elle's foot slam into my side, and I crumple, both of my hands trying to grab hold of her leg as I fall, keeping her close to me and away from the other two.
05:22 Sigrid: yt
05:30 Elle_1: As she grabs my leg I move to lean back into the rope and with my free foot I kick out to try and knock her back so I can dislodge my foot from her grasp then drop to the mat to grab for her ankle and try to drag her out of the ring under the ropes as I try to make my way out. Hopefully Roland can get his act together now that he’s one on one.
05:30 Elle_1: Yt
12:21 Michelle_Pantero: It's working, the greatest move ever considered is working. I feel him coming up and smile to myself. "NNNGGGG" A solid pair of hands hit the small of my back, the sharp pain causes my body to toque faster in a attempt to get away. I can feel a bolt of lightning traveling up my spine. Going over as I continue to pull Roland with me. YT
02:04 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: With me being blinded, I can’t really figure out what the hell is going on around me as I work my eyes trying to regain my sight after Sigrid got touchy-feely with them! I can’t see, but I can hear feet scurrying around me and I feel something press into the small of my back! Arms are touching around my waist! I don’t know of anything good that comes from being grabbed from behind in wrestling! So, my training kicks in and I immediately try to squat down but as I get about halfway, a blow to my jaw goes through my arms and snaps my head back! My eyes go wavy as I vaguely feel myself moving but can’t determine where my 175 lb frame is going. Strangely, there seems to be a bump and jolt as I move with a distorted, “NNNG!” in the background. yt
03:11 Sigrid: Grabbing Elle's leg, I feel her hopping and moving towards the ropes, then her other foot slams against my chest enough to yank that first one free. I stumble back, check behind me, then feel her fingers grabbing my ankles and yanking them out from under me, "Woah!" I land on my butt, and she drags me out of the ring. This is fine! Except for the hurting part, and I reach for her, trying to tie her up, grabbing at an ankle, not worrying too much about getting kicked again if I can hold on.
03:11 Sigrid: yt
03:20 Michelle_Pantero: My back screams in protest, the muscular frame of pumpkin head almost more than I can handle. "RRRRAAAAGGG." I scream, completing the flip. My shoulders crash into the mat, but not as hard as the back of his head did, I hope. The ring reverting with the big collision, my feet slide closer to my ass, bridging my body to attempt to hold Roland in the pin, I hear the ref shout out. *ONE*
03:20 Michelle_Pantero: YT
03:36 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: My vision was wavy before and my perception is nearly totally distorted before hitting the mat. Once my shoulders, neck, and head smash down, my legs flip over, and everything seems to be flickering like a dying light bulb about to go out. My feet touch the mat like I'm doing the Plow Pose in yoga. I don't know how long I've been there, but I hear that fucking crooked referee count "TWO!!" I can't collect my thoughts together to muster a response to even attempt kicking out! yt
03:42 Elle_1: I succeed in pulling her out of the ring and look up after I hear a loud bang to see Roland on the mat and being counted out. “Nooo!” I yell as my distraction allows Sigrid to grab my ankles and with our struggling and unstable footing I fall down to the floor, holding her tight to bring her down with me.
03:42 Elle_1: Yt
03:51 Michelle_Pantero: My body trembles as I'm holding his fat ass up, my stomach muscles undulates under the strain. "Hurry up, Ref." I groan, my grip around his waist starting to slip. I hear the final slap of a palm strike the mats, the fleshy gong of finality before the shout of *THREE*. I turn sideways, dropping Roland to the mats before rolling away. My body spent as I rest on my hands and knees trying to catch my breath. Holy shit what a match from these rookies, I think, and what will these two do to the tag team division. Yt
03:54 Sigrid: I roll on the floor outside the ring with Elle, hanging on to keep her outside as I listen to the count and finally release as I hear the referee count the last number. Pushing up, looking over the edge of the ring before I start to pull myself up and in to celebrate.
03:54 Sigrid: yt
04:12 Elle_1: Not on my feet I body check Sigrid out of the way and interrupt her celebration as I roll into the ring to Roland’s side. I roll him onto his back and look down at him. “Don’t worry baby all they won at is cheating.”
04:12 Elle_1: Yt
04:15 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I'm barely coming to and all I see is Elle's beautiful face. My brain is still foggy from that last barrage, so I barely register what she's saying to me. But even in my barely conscious state, I manage to murmur out, "I'll... make... them... pay... for this." And that's the last of my energy as I roll my head and fall unconscious. END

Published: 2023-03-25, viewed 100 times.