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04:15 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: We’re coming to you from the OPCW Arena! Tonight, we have a European Title defense. Roland “The Dissector” Sutherland is set to take on Sigrid for the title! Boy, what a series of events! Since Roland and Elle lost their tag match to Sigrid and Michelle to shenanigans, the bad blood is just continuing. Roland wanted either Sigrid or Michelle, but Michelle is taking on Misty later tonight for the top title! Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Roland didn’t give two figs about the title. He was seething throughout the course of the day! And it looks like he’ll get his chance to get his hands on Sigrid! Let’s take it to the ring.
04:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I’m in the back and I’m simply ready to tear into Sigrid. I couldn’t give less of a shit about the belt. I’d want Sigrid either way for what she did to Elle and what happened in that tag match! I’m gonna tie her in knots that sailors and Boy Scouts will be studying for weeks! Finally, my music hits! “Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger!” Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2sgOFOugiw
04:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I emerge from the door at the back of the crowd and immediately, my fans can tell I’m pissed. Instead of my usual greeting of the fans with hugs, hand slapping, selfies, and giving away the pumpkin head, I’m already to go in the ring. Nothing special, just pure fury, and my all-black outfit (trunks, pads, bands, and boots). My fans get the hell out of my way, and I walk straight to the ring. Some fans are brave enough to clap me on the back while they cheer.
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04:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: “Making his way to the ring. At 5’ 9.5” and 175 lbs! From Pennsyltucky, Pennsylvania! He’s the Scientist of Subtle Screams! The Analyst of Agony! RrrrRRROOOLANNNDD! SUTHERLAAAAND!!!” the announcer yells over the P.A. system. I got to the edge of the ring and Brock Lesnar leapt up to the outside apron. I wipe my feet, grab the top rope, and leap over it. I’m too pissed to do the 4-corners greeting as I just simply go to my corner and stretch violently against the ropes. I can hear Security muttering concern over my behavior as this is definitely not my norm. I await your entrance.
04:16 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
04:31 Sigrid: Peeking out through the curtains, I can see the entrance of my opponent and get a little bit of a smirk on my face. Wow, he looks pretty upset, wonder why? I hold up my hand to the FX guys in the back, making them pause an extra 20 to 30 seconds of awkward silence after your music has ended before I let them start mine up. Then the pyro hits, the opening strains of my music start to play, and I give it another half a minute of you just waiting there before I step out from the curtain, arms high, waving at the crowd and I start to make my way down to the ring.
04:32 Sigrid:
04:36 Sigrid: Taking a little page from your own playbook, I'm dressed all in black myself. High boots, black latex, two-piece outfit the snugly hugs my figure. "And introducing, the European Champion... She is five feet seven and weighs in at one hundred thirty-two pounds... From somewhere she won't say, The Valkyrie... Sigrid!!!" I take my time getting to the ring, noting your aggressive anger and making sure that I've always got an eye in case my slow roll actually takes it over the brink. I make it to the ring and climb the stairs, making sure to keep the referee between us as I play to the fans, showing off the belt, then finally handing it over to the announcer.
04:38 Sigrid: As the referee starts to call us to the center of the ring, I slip out again and make a half circuit of the side of the ring away from you, slapping hands, giving a wink and nod to various members of the crowd, glancing back to make sure that my delay is having the exasperating effect that I'm hoping for before I finally slp back into the ring and move to the center for final instructions and the bell.
04:38 Sigrid: yt
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06:29 Sigrid: I have invited @Michelle_Pantero to join #OPCW_Sigrid_vs_Roland_Euro_Tit.
11:34 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: After my music is done, I’m left waiting in the ring. What the hell is going on here? Did I scare her off? I keep stretching as my anger builds. There’s nothing else I can do while we wait for Viking blonde to get her arse out here. Suddenly, I hear the pyro go off and I smile. There you are and you’re certainly taking your sweet time getting down here! I think I could have made a sandwich, eaten it, and gone through final processing by the time you climb the stairs!
11:34 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Just when I think we’re about to finally get started, you slip out of the ring to slap hands and play to the fans? A heel acting like a face. BE PATIENT, ROLAND! The time will come. Fine, I can let my anger simmer a bit longer since now it’s obvious this is your game. Bide my time. I’ve been doing it all day, so what’s another few minutes? Finally, you’re done with your grand display of delay and get back into the ring. I see you moving to the center of the ring for final instruction, and I follow suit; however, I make sure to stay just outside of kicking distance. After the tag match, I know that you’re quite opportunistic. yt
11:42 Sigrid: Seeing you keeping your distance, I keep an eye on you, watching the occluded face to see if I can tell if the games are working. But it doesn't really matter if they are or not, I beat you before and I can do it again. Listening to the final instructions from the referee, I back towards my corner and blow a kiss to the masked man. "You sure you are ready for this?"
11:42 Sigrid: yt
11:48 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I see you trying to study my face. The mask helps in that regard as I keep the rest of my face blank. After listening to the final instructions, I nod, and walk backwards to my corner. I’m not about to show my back to someone I’m ready to tear apart. I don’t even react to the blown kiss. I just stare. Focus. Focus. The referee asks if I’m ready and I just simply nod and assume a grappler’s stance while awaiting the bell. yt
04:22 Sigrid: Another little smirk as I see you nod, and then hear the tolling of the bell to start the match. I step out of the corner, moving towards the center of the ring, knees bent, feet shuffling low, and hands up as I lean forward, looking to start circling. "You didn't answer my question... how rude."
04:22 Sigrid: yt
13:13 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Maintaining my grappler’s stance, I go to meet you at the center of the ring. My arms also up, I follow your pattern and begin to circle; however, I’m in no mood to talk. I can be a damn chatterbox, but not right now. Too much anger is coursing through me and you’re gonna be my stress relief tool! I pretend to move as though I’m going for a collar-and-elbow tie-up but like so many women have done to me, I think it’s high time I turn the tables.
13:14 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I look to duck under your arms, grab your left leg with both hands and pick it up! To get you off balance so I can quickly place my right foot in front of your right ankle. Then, quickly switching my hand positions to hold onto your leg with my left hand and push you in the back with my right! Long-winded but that’s how a Single-Leg Front Sweep works! It’s time to try and cast you down onto your belly, serpent!
13:14 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
13:14 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: (The move at the 2:54 mark. Angle's doing it to Rey Mysterio.)
13:14 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
01:29 Sigrid: Reaching high, I attempt a grab and whiff as you duck under and go for the leg, grabbing and pulling it up. “What the?” I start to turn, leaning forward to grab at your head when the trip occurs, and I topple to my hands. I drop one supporting hand and roll, trying to duck my shoulder under and twist towards my back to use my free leg to kick at you and try to back you off.
01:29 Sigrid: Yt
01:54 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Seeing you twist and chamber your kick back, I toss your left leg to my left; therefore, redirecting your kick away from me! Oh, no! You're not getting out of this that easily, lady! I attempt to follow-up by aiming a stomp to your core region with my right foot! Abs, oblique, or lower back, I don't care! It's time to make you pay! To make you feel pain and start knocking the wind out of you!! yt
04:25 Sigrid: My kick whiffs like my grab as I feel you tossing my leg to the side and I go with the momentum, rolling like a log, glancing back to see the stomps coming and feeling the glancing blows as I am trying to keep ahead of them while rolling out under the bottom rope to drop down to my feet on the floor outside the ring. I shake my head, "You seem upset! Was it something I said?" I back away a little bit and do a circuit of the ring before pointing at the referee, trying to get them to keep you back while I climb up onto the apron.
04:25 Sigrid: yt
11:31 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I stomp as you roll trying to hit any piece of you that I can! And I keep stomping as you roll! No solid hits but my boot manages to graze you. And I keep going until you roll under the bottom rope and out of the ring. A bit frustrating but understandable. You’re fresh, agile, and tricky. That’s fine, it’ll make the first solid hit on you that much sweeter! I stare dead eyed right at you as you ask your question, but I give no answer. I simply move to the center of the ring and wait for you while you run around the ring. As you call for the ref to keep me back, I oblige and take a few steps backward on my own. As I do, I simply raise my right hand, do a “Bring it!” motion a la The Rock, and say, “step into my parlor said the spider to the fly!” I then resume a grappler’s stance as I wait for you to re-enter the ring. yt
11:48 Sigrid: I climb up to the apron and duck into the ring. Stepping forward, hands raising, "Alright mister spider, come on..." and I wait for you to start advancing before backpedaling and ducking back out through the ropes. I give another little smirk, hoping to see rising frustration, then step back in and move towards you. "Watch me fly!" Feinting another dash for the ropes but hoping to catch you off guard and frustrated by leaving my feet and leaping at you with legs extended for a low dropkick aimed more at belly level.
11:48 Sigrid: yt
13:06 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I see you step back into the ring, and it looks like we’re about to start again. I start advancing but then you retreat through the ropes. What are you playing at? And then, I see that little smirk. It’s a trick. She’s up to something. Damn this is annoying. PATIENCE ROLAND! I knew something like this could happen ever since the tag team match. Well, honestly, ever since my debut match against Michelle. As you approach once more…this is getting monotonous…it looks like you’re about to run to the ropes again, so I start backing up a bit to better handle a charge. Extra distance, more time, and all that is my line of thinking. Until I see you jump! IT’S THE TRICK! I sidestep and get a glancing blow off my right oblique! “Hrngh!” I let out as I see you land. I try to counter by combining both hands into a double axe handle and dropping to my knees to deliver the blow to your core! yt
20:37 Sigrid: “Dammit!” You sidestep enough to avoid the full impact to your belly, and I drop to my back, catching myself with my arms with a controlled fall. But instead of staggering back, you drop to your knees as well, hands grasping each other with a return shot that doesn’t miss my belly. “Oooph!” I double up, body jackknifing to sit back up, then start to try to scoot backwards on my butt towards the ropes.
20:37 Sigrid: Yt
03:53 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Success! Finally! A solid hit as your body looks like my old Swiss Army knife getting stuck mid-opening! I start to stand up, but I see you doing the boot scoot backwards. So, I give chase and I try to grab your left leg, whip it to your right, and deliver a quick kick to the side of it! That wonderful area called the iliotibial (I.T.) band that's usually notoriously tight on people. It's time to start dismantling that leg since I know you love The Super Kick. yt
04:43 Sigrid: I scoot backwards, scrambling like a crab towards the ropes when I see you chasing, reaching down to grab at my leg, and throwing it across to the side. I roll with the momentum, letting it carry me from my back to my hands and knees, feeling a thumping kick to the side of my thigh from the anatomy professor just as I reach the ropes and grab hold to start pulling myself up to my feet.
04:43 Sigrid: yt
11:24 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Damn! I got the kick but now, she's on the ropes. The ref is forcing me to back off. I walk backwards towards the center of the ring while keeping my eyes on you. PATIENCE, ROLAND! yt
11:30 Sigrid: I step forward, shaking my head a little bit as I put pressure on my leg and figure it's not so bad. I push off the ropes again, keeping the referee between us before circling to the side and raising my hands again, "I'm over here buddy!" I move in, as if looking for another clinch, and in a surprise move, actually go for one, trying to tie up collar and elbow to start pushing.
11:30 Sigrid: yt
11:37 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: The referee is pissing me off! Seriously, is this guy on the take? He keeps prolonging the argument after I had already backed off. I then here your call and I'm thinking it's another trick. I see you circling and matching your pattern. As you move in for collar-and-elbow tie-up but I'm literally looking for another trick. What are you going to pull out of your bag of tricks? And much to my surprise, you actually tie-up! I'm so surprised that I find myself being pushed backwards! yt
11:42 Sigrid: I feel the surprise and your retreat from the surprisingly legal move and shove harder, trying to push you back into the ropes where I don't go for the immediate break, but instead keep hands up to occupy yours with the tie up, and put one foot to the side of yours while raising the other leg, aiming a knee towards your belly.
11:42 Sigrid: yt
12:04 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: My assumption that you were incapable of anything legal costs me. I can feel you shove me harder as I try to deal with my surprise and before I realize it, my back is to the ropes! I look at the ref and he starts to do the count properly!? I'm so shocked, I don't see you step to the side. The next thing I know, I feel your knee strike my gut! "HULMF!!" I let out as I bend over about 20° as the air whooshes out of me! I straighten back up as my body finishes recoiling from your blow! yt
21:03 Sigrid: As you straighten back up, I slip my grip from the collar and elbow to a wrist and elbow grab to one arm. I scoot back and pull, half turning in an attempt to send you across the ring with an Irish whip.
21:03 Sigrid: Yt
03:11 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Ungh, my stomach! Whoa. Wait, what?! I'm pressed back into the ropes and then whipped to the ropes at the other side of the ring! I have to keep running just to keep my balance! My body hits and stretches the ropes! The additional spring force causes me to rebound off the ropes! yt
19:17 Sigrid: After the fling, I turn and bounce off the ropes you just vacated to build a little momentum and head after you, taking a couple of steps and seeing you turn and rebound off the opposite side. I leap up, turning my body to the side extending to attempt a high cross body into your approaching run.
19:17 Sigrid: Yt
00:53 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: As I rebound off the ropes, I see you going for the high cross body! Shit! I can't stop in time! You and I meet sternum to chest, and I'm dropped to my back with a thunderous boom from the ring! "ULMPF!!!" I let out! Dammit all! Not what I had in mind at all! And she did it totally legally! yt
04:19 Sigrid: I hit hard, with a kind of a full body clothesline taking you down to the canvas. Landing on my own hands and knees, I pounce back over on top of you, not really expecting this to work, but hey, maybe? I lay perpendicular, chest to chest, grabbing at your far arm to pin it down and looking for the referee who drops down for the, "One!"
04:19 Sigrid: yt
11:31 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Crap. Not good! My shoulders are on the canvas and you're on top of me. That's a pin. And the ref confirms that with a "One!" count. Reassessing my situation. You have my one arm in your hands, but the other arm is free. My legs are free too. "Two!" Uh oh. Better do something. I raise my legs up and then my hips until they're both off the canvas. Then, I slam them down until the soles of my boots smash into the canvas while explosively arching my back! My shoulders are up at the 2.2 count! The other intended effect is that it somewhat low catapults you off of me. yt
11:34 Sigrid: Hearing the One.. then the Two.. Maybe this IS going to work? But no, I see your legs coming up, then the kickout at two and I'm launched off of you, scooting to the side, over and past your head to land on my hands and knees. I shake my head and reach out for you, hand grabbing at the side of your mask, under the chin to try to start pulling you up to your feet in the center of the ring.
11:34 Sigrid: yt
11:44 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Well, that was a thing! I got you off of me and rolled to my right side trying to get myself up. And it looks like you want to help me since I feel you grabbing at the side of my mask! Okay, maybe I can make this work to my advantage. As you pull me up, I try to get my head under your chin. I know what this looks like since it means my face has to get close to your girls, but that's not the point. Once we're high enough, I'll look to grab the sides of your head, secure your chin to the top of my head, and drop my knees! A jawbreaker! yt
11:50 Sigrid: Pulling you, up, seeing and feeling you coming in closer, your breath warm against my chest and I give a little bit of a smirk before starting to transition into a front smother when your hand clamps onto my head and I'm yanked down, chin hammering the top of your head and I lurch up and back, thumping to the mat on my back, feet kicking at the canvas and then rolling to the side, aiming to escape under the ropes to the outside.
11:50 Sigrid: yt
23:12 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: While getting up, I see you trying to scurry out of the ring again! Oh no, you don't! I chase after you in the hopes of grabbing your left leg and quickly yanking you back to the center of the ring! I've got plans for this leg! Very painful plans! But I also must be mindful of your right leg. Can't have that upsetting what I have in mind! yt
04:52 Sigrid: Rolling towards the ropes, I feel fingers catching my ankle, trying to keep me from escaping underneath them to the outside. I shake my head, trying to clear it as my other foot digs in and I lurch forward. Not quite able to get under, I do manage to get my hands on the bottom rope to force the break. And THEN, I roll out under the ropes and drop to the mats outside, trying to get a moment of rest and clear my head.
04:52 Sigrid: yt
11:11 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Oh no! Not this time! I had to let go of your ankle as soon as you touched the ropes, but I see your game! From the spot where I stand, I do a short run baseball slide kick to your head/chest area! I don't bounce off the ropes because I'll sound like a herd of elephants coming at you. It would be plenty of warning for you to move or duck even with an aching jaw, but let's see what a short-range version can do with minimal warning! yt
11:14 Sigrid: Shaking my head at the side of the ring, working my jaw up and down to try to get my bearings back. I feel a sudden impact hitting me in the back as your sliding feet come out from under the ropes and smack between my shoulders. "Ghhaa!" I'm propelled forward, away from the ring, crashing headlong into the announcer's and sprawled across it.
11:14 Sigrid: yt
11:19 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Using the slide to the fullest, I exit the ring and land on both feet. Another solid hit on you felt good! Really good. Oh, and I'm not done! I approach where your sprawled out and try to grab the back of your neck with my right and your left wrist with my left. I aim to propel you into the side of the ring! yt
11:28 Sigrid: Pushing myself up off of the table, I start to turn when you are on me, grabbed from behind and pulled up off of the table, spun around and I'm thrust forward, stumbling forward with arms flailing to hit belly first into the projecting ring apron, doubling over onto it. "Nnnngh!" My hands reach for the bottom rope to try to escape this time by climbing back IN the ring.
11:28 Sigrid: yt
11:49 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Ah, the sound of pain coming from you! It's so satisfying! And look! You're reaching for the bottom rope to climb back in! Well, let me try to help you! Normally, if a wrestler is wearing trunks with a drawstring, I'd just grab the back of the top lining and shove you in; however, your outfit doesn't look to have said string. So, I'll just have to improvise! I look to grab your left foot and swing it upwards onto the apron! But I'm not doing that just to be a nice guy, I'll look to smash my right elbow into the back of the attached leg's knee! yt
11:53 Sigrid: Pulling myself up, I start lifting my leg when I get the 'assist' from you, followed by an elbow to the back of it. The pain spikes through my leg as I get my hip up and roll, kicking out with my non-spiked foot to try to kick you back and give myself some momentum to roll under the ropes and get to a half-kneel inside the ring, facing back the direction I came from. My hand lowers to massage my knee as I watch, looking to try to spring at you off my good leg if you come up quickly.
11:53 Sigrid: yt
20:39 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Just as I get a good hit on your, you twist and kick. My right arm is still partially up and blocks roughly half of your kick. The other half catches me in my right temple and I stagger back a bit. Oh! Feisty, eh?! I see you watching me like a hawk while nursing your knee. I'm angry but not stupid angry. I walk out of your range and try roll into the ring under the bottom rope and stand up. yt
00:44 Sigrid: Seeing you circle away from the obvious kick, I scoot to the ropes and use them to help pull myself up to my feet, testing the leg and limping a little bit as I move back to close with you. Hands come up and then one sweeps down, aiming a low punch to the gut as we come closer together.
00:44 Sigrid: Yt
03:11 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: As I get to my feet, I see you climb up to yours. Damn, you're on the ropes. I can't touch you. But as you approach me, I see your arms are up and I think you're going for another collar-and-elbow tie up. You did one before, so it seems reasonable you'd do it again; however, your one hand sweeps down and catches me in the gut! "HURF!!" I let out and while my left arm goes to cover my belly, I try to fire a right forearm towards your head! yt
11:30 Sigrid: I feel the give of your belly with the surprise punch down there and start to smile in satisfaction when your backhanded forearm sweeps out and clips me across the forehead. "Oww!" I stagger back a step, grit my teeth, and step back in, swinging a second shot, trying to maybe work your abs over if I can get through to them, and watch for another return shot to the noggin.
11:30 Sigrid: yt
21:27 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: "Hurnf!" I let out as you hit my gut again and I bend a bit more over. Want to attack my belly, eh!? Fine, let's see how you like it as I aim to swing my right hand upwards into your belly! Hope you did your ab work! yt
04:13 Sigrid: "Ooooph!" The shot is returned with a similar one, lifting me a little off my feet and staggering me back. I gasp, growling low, and instead of returning immediately, I back quickly away, running to the ropes, aiming to bounce off of them and come rushing back, leaving my feet and extending them. You wanna exchange belly blows, let's see if I can dropkick you in the gut...
04:13 Sigrid: yt
02:05 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Now, hold on there, Blondie!! If you think I'm gonna sit here like a bum steer, you gotta 'nother thing comin' pardna! As you mosey on back towards the ropes, I chase after you like runaway pig! And I what I try to do after you come boucin' off that thar rope is do one of them high knees! Just like the ones that Triple H feller does all the time! yt
01:16 Sigrid: I dash to the ropes, visions of kicking you in the belly playing through my head as I rehearse in my mind but the best laid plans and all that go away when your opponent doesn’t stay where they are supposed to be. I turn back from the ropes, and you at right there, knee high and crashing right between my boobs, up high on the sternum. “Oooph” Forward momentum turns to backwards, and I bounce back off the ropes again before crashing to the canvas.
01:16 Sigrid: Yt
15:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Alright! The knee connected and I see you go tumbling out of the ring. I'd there's one thing I learned in OPCW, don't give the women any time to rest! They're like Chihuahuas on crack but with rabid Pitbull tenacity. I hurry to try grabbing both of your legs, one under each arm. I think it's time for one of my favorite moves, The Slingshot Catapult. First, I'll line you up with the turnbuckle. Then, I'll put my knees together, put them right by your butt, and drop backwards while envisioning you eating turnbuckle padding! Yum! Yum!
15:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland:
15:58 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: yt
19:56 Sigrid: Gasping from the high knee, I see the closeness of the exit and start to try to roll that way when I feel my ankles grabbed and my body dragged back away from the ropes. I try to twist and squirm until I feel my feet go down, your knees fulcruming against my upper thighs, and I’m lifted, flying, hands out to try to stop the worst of it but crashing into the corner buckles and collapsing to the canvas in a heap. I see the ref moving to check on me as I groan and start reaching for the ropes to attempt to pull myself up.
19:56 Sigrid: Yt
01:41 Sigrid: Yt
01:46 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: She was an acrobat's daughter! She flew through the air by a noose! But one fateful day, the catapult gave sway, and she flew through the air like a goose! Unfortunately for you, you didn't land like a goose in water or even land. More like one of those goony birds with blue feet that keep crashing. But like those blue footed birds, you're getting back up and let me help you! I aim to take both of my hands and shove them under your chin upwards! Very upwards! So much so that I look to lean you over the top turnbuckle. To see if I can get you to use the top ropes as necessary relief while I lean into you! Not a choke of course, but more of a set-up maneuver to reward you for such a graceful landing! yt
01:54 Sigrid: Stumbling up in the corner, I turn to face the ring to see you already there with thrusting hands coming up under my chin, standing me the rest of the way up and more so, arching me back over the top buckle. One hand hang onto the rope, the other grasps at a wrist, trying to pull it away from my neck as my feet dangle, barely touching the canvas.
01:54 Sigrid: Yt
01:59 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: Perfect! Time to give the guys in the audience something they love seeing. A woman getting it right in the belly! I feel you trying to pull my arm away and you know what? I'm gonna happily oblige. I'll just try to quickly readjust my hand positioning from under your chin to the middle ropes! One hand on each side of you! Then, I plan on using my aggressive energy to ram my shoulder right into your belly as hard as I can! A shoulder ram or a Corner Shoulder Block/Thrusts in the corner! yt
02:06 Sigrid: I feel the pressure coming off my neck and my feet hit the mat again, just in time for my belly to start receiving a series of shoulder shots. “Oooph!” I double over at the first, lay across your back at the second, and then in desperation as the third one hits me, my feet kick up, scrabbling up to push off from the bottom turnbuckle and my arms wrap around your waist as I flip over for a sunset flip that likely won’t hold you down but might get me out of the corner.
02:06 Sigrid: Yt
02:09 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I should have known! I should have known better! I nail the first two shoulder thrusts but just before the third, you flip over me! You did something like this during the tag team match! But instead of finding myself in a bodyscissors, I'm in a Sunset Flip! I immediately try to bring my legs together as hard as I can muster on the sides of your head, so I roll backwards and get to my feet! yt
02:37 Sigrid: Flipping you over, the sunset flip takes you to your back. The ref approaches but before he can even hit the one count your legs smack together, ringing my bell and forcing the break. I feel you roll out of the pin and I roll the other way, scrambling to my feet with one hand holding my belly.
02:37 Sigrid: Yt
02:42 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I roll up to my feet and I see you scrambling upwards with your hand over a very sore tummy. But given your position, I have a wickedly awesome idea! You're a fan of Shawn Michaels, right? What with the Super Kick and all? Time to use one of his moves!! The Teardrop Suplex! I look to get your left arm behind my head, then clasp my hands between your legs (no, not that way!!), and heave!!! Time to ramp up your pain a bit! yt
19:35 Sigrid: I push to my feet, seeing you getting to yours faster and advancing again. As I feel your arm wrap my waist, I look desperately around as I realize what is coming and twist, hopping on my free foot one to adjust the direction that I’m being propelled to angle right into something that might help break my fall… the referee! It doesn’t feel good but avoids the entirety of crashing to the canvas as my back slams against his shoulder and propels him into the corner. As I hit the ground with a thud, I roll myself under the ropes, trying to drop out of the ring.
19:35 Sigrid: Yt
19:45 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: What the--!? I land on my back as intended but it feels off. Way off! What the fuck just happened? I look over and see what looks like a dead zebra next to me. Aw damn! It's the ref. You sneaky, slippery eel! And I see you're trying to slither out of the ring again! Goddammit! "Get your ass back here!" I roar as I roll to my feet and try to give chase! yt
22:45 Sigrid: Rolling under the ropes, I drop to my hands and knees, then half crawl, half stumble forward as I try to get back to my feet, lurching away from the ring to get some distance and steady myself at the announcer’s table.
22:45 Sigrid: Yt
22:50 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I baseball slide out of the ring and my feet land on the outer, thin mats. I see you trying to steady yourself at the announcer's table. I look to grab your left arm and the back of your neck to first try slamming your head into the table before trying to get you back into the ring. The knocked-out zebra I'll have to deal with later until I get you under control! yt
23:09 Sigrid: Making it to my feet, facing the table, I see sitting there the very thing we are fighting over, my OCPW European Title belt. The sight of it fills me with inspiration, the inspiration that I need, not quite the spiritual will to fight, but when I feel a grasp on my left arm my right hand grabs the belt and I spin. The gold-plated leather comes up and across, aiming to clobber you in the noggin.
23:09 Sigrid: Yt
23:19 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: That's it you lil pain in my ack---!!!** Just as I thought I was about to get some more retribution; my vision is filled with leather and gold! Fuck! The belt! I forgot about that thing! I didn't care about it to begin with since all I wanted to do was hurt you after the tag team shenanigans! And my forgetfulness costs me in the form of a terrible headache and swimmy vision! The belt just CLUDS right off my forehead and I'm forced to stagger backwards towards the ring. My left hand covering the point of impact and throbbing while I use my right arm to hold myself up via the outside apron! yt
23:26 Sigrid: I feel it connect with a solid thud and your grasp of my arm release as you stagger back. I take a quick breath and then shoot a quick glance towards the referee, seeing him starting to move a little bit but not fully with it yet. My one-handed grip on the belt moves to two as you lean back against the apron and I charge forward, looking to smash again at the mask and drive you back onto the ring apron.
23:26 Sigrid: Yt
23:32 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: With my swimmy vision, all I can make out is a blur of motion. Too vague to see what's happening, but I sure do feel it! That damn belt connects against my noggin once more! But it not only connects but the pushing effect forces me to have to roll about 4/5 of the way into the ring. It was either that or had a cracked skull! That belt is hard! I'm lying on my back just dazed with my lower right leg just dangling over the edge of the ring. I can only make out vague booing and hissing from the fans as I'm fighting to stay conscious. The lights in the arena are spinning around like a damn disco ball and the effect is rather nauseating. yt
23:36 Sigrid: I turn and toss the belt back over onto the announcers table before grabbing your extended leg and shoving it to roll you under the ropes and back into the ring. I see the referee getting to his hands and knees and I shout at him while I pull myself up onto the apron and crawl through to lay across you, keeping some leverage with my feet up on the middle ropes that I hope the groggy zebra doesn’t notice. He doesn’t seem to yet as he slaps the mat once for a “ONE!”
23:36 Sigrid: Yt
23:42 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: I'm only vaguely aware of what's going on. There's pressure on my chest but my head is still swimming from the two headshots with the belt. Lights are still spinning, and the effects are still nauseating. I don't even register the ring's vibration when the referee slaps the mat for the "TWO!" count! yt
23:49 Sigrid: Hanging on, watching the referee as he pays much more attention, in his own dazed state, to your shoulders than my feet, I press down and hear the “THREE!” Then drop my feet off the ropes and roll off of you, under the ropes and back to the floor to stumble to the table and grab my belt, raising it over my head with one hand while holding my aching abs with the other and stumbling towards the exit before you can fully recover.
23:49 Sigrid: Yt
23:54 Roland_The_Dissector_Sutherland: My head is pounding. I can't make anything out until the ref starts lightly slapping my face. I ask him what happened, and he tells me I lost. Goddammit! I'm finally starting to slowly come back to my senses! I GOT ROBBED... AGAIN!!! ARGH!!! I barely make it up to my knees and turn around to see you leaving the arena. I try to stand only to grab my head and stumble once more to the canvas. I vow revenge! But first, I need a better strategy to deal with this heel bullshit!! But what? What can I do? My mind starts to race despite the headache as I try to recover. (yt or end?) yt
23:55 Sigrid: (fin)

Published: 2023-04-26, viewed 49 times.