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21:31 Mazal: I enter the arena cheering and high fiving my fans. My theme music, “Rock you like a hurricane” plays in the background as I strut down the aisle. Climbing over the ropes, I enter the ring, stretching and shadow-boxing, ready to give a lesson to this bully.

21:35 Midlands_guy_uk: I come out strutting down to the ring rolling my shoulders. I walk up the steps and step through the ropes not saying a word as I'm announced eyes fixed on you

21:37 Mazal: The OPCW crowd is heated up for todays match! The bell rings, the ref giving his last instructions, as I come towards you. My arms are raised in stance, offering a test of strength to my opponent.

21:38 Midlands_guy_uk: I step forward rolling my shoulders. Ok I reach by left hand out to lace hands with u I firm it up. Then suddenly pop you with a right hand to the temple bang as I twist your left hand

21:42 Mazal: I lace the left hand with yours, but you immediately play it dirty, surprising me with a punch. I tilt my head to the side, your hand still partially connecting with my temple. My left hand is twisted… I raise my right foot, kicking your low ribs!

21:43 Midlands_guy_uk: Ahhhh bastard I flinch from it. Still git your left hand I twist your fingers round then open handed slap u across your face with my right hand and again

21:44 Mazal: “Ungggh!” You slap my face… but that’s not the way you’re doing to win this match! After the second slap, my free hand blocked your wrist, I looks right in your arms with spirited eyes. In revenge, I tilt my head forward, headbutting your nose!

21:46 Midlands_guy_uk: Aghhhhhh I shout out grasping my face. I turn my back and stumble away blinded as my eyes water from the blow. I stumble around trying to clear my eyes

21:48 Mazal: You stumble around, eyes watering from the blow. I have to exploit the moment, so I lunge forward and lace my arms around your abs, lifting you back in a German suplex!

21:50 Midlands_guy_uk: Woahhh waving my arms in shock and helpless I'm lifted then boom I hit the floor rolling grasping my head. I roll under the bottom rope to my feet one hand grasping the back.oc my head

21:55 Mazal: I can’t afford to give you even a second to recover. Rolling behind you, I follow you out of the ring. I stand and grab your hair, forcing your forehead against the corner post!

21:58 Midlands_guy_uk: Unghhh I feel u grab me and force my head but I get my hands up stopping u and away from the ref I lift my left leg calf first into your balls

22:01 Mazal: “Ouuuuff” you lift your leg between my legs, smashing my nuts! Breathless, I stumble back, my back against the barriers “You… cheater… ref!” I manage to say!

22:03 Midlands_guy_uk: I grab your head as u bend jam it under my arm and ddt u on the outside as u bend so ref can't tell I blasted u

22:07 Mazal: As you force me to bend, taking my head under your armpit, your body is covering the ref sight. Still hurting like hell, I decide to make you taste some of your own medicine, raising my fist into your balls before you can DDT me!

22:08 Midlands_guy_uk: Aieeeee I drop u and stumble around the ring holding myself I stagger getting distance before rolling under the bottom rope breathing heavy as I drag myself up my cock throbbing

22:12 Mazal: I immediately follow you inside, closely. As you enter the ring, I slide under the rope, before standing up, I tackle your head with my foot!

22:13 Midlands_guy_uk: I walk into it boom I go down moaning holding my head on the canvas as I roll to my side

22:16 Mazal: Moving swiftly, I lunge forward, get on your back and join hands before your face, locking you in a Crossface hold!

22:17 Midlands_guy_uk: Arghhhh I push up shouting out I grasp your hand then raise mine. I instantly go to tap but stop myself clenching my fust then straining for the ropes desperately ahh no no

22:20 Mazal: I pull back, feeling your fingers trying to break my hold… I tighten it as best as I can, arching your spine as I do! The crowd is cheering loudly now!

22:21 Midlands_guy_uk: Ahhhhhhh crying out again I go to tap but stop myself. I put my elbow down and screaming I try to drag towards the ropes in agony. I use my knees to help me push

22:23 Mazal: You suddenly touch the rope with the tip of your fingers, the ref urging me to let you go. I keep the hold two more seconds, then free you. Before rolling to my side, I give your temples a couple of punches, right and left!

22:24 Midlands_guy_uk: Ungh unghh I lie there taking your shots then collapse on my back moaning my arms drop out to my sides dazed and woozy from the hold and beating

22:27 Mazal: I use the ropes to stand up, breathing and massaging my crotch, still recovering from pain. Holding the top rope with both hands, I begin a rain of stomps on your upper body, all over your back and head! Each time I stomp, the crowd shouts rhythmically!

22:28 Midlands_guy_uk: Ahhhhhhh I bounce and jolt from every blow. I try to cover up as I grab the bottom rope as ref starts counting on u 1

22:33 Mazal: With each blow, the ref continues to count. Before disqualification, I stop my stomps, with one last boot to your head!

22:35 Midlands_guy_uk: Arghhh I jolt and roll after it. I get to the corner beaten and weary I turn and sit in it slumped my arms on bottom ropes. I will win that title from her I moan

22:38 Mazal: I charge forward, seeing the chance to finish you once and for all! At the last moment, I raise my leg, my boot aimed right at your face!

22:39 Midlands_guy_uk: I moan but at the last moment I move my head to the side so your foot goes into the post. I swing my fist up cracking u in the back of your knee in desperation

22:42 Mazal: Suddenly, hit the back of my right knee! I take a step back, unsure on my feet, right leg bent and off the ground... when out of nowhere I launch myself with my left foot into an Enziguri kick to your cheek, falling then on the ground!

22:43 Midlands_guy_uk: I duck at last moment stumbling to all fours as I dodge. Panting seeing u face down I throw myself at u elbow dropping the back of your knee again as I drive it in

22:45 Mazal: “Aaaah!” You’re trying to injure my right leg… my knee jolts in pain, then I roll with my chest up, trying to kick your knee pad to repay you and gain a few seconds

22:48 Midlands_guy_uk: It catches me but just grazes. I grab at your leg lift it then boot the back of your knee and again before getting it under my armpit then drop down snapping it str8 locking it out

22:50 Mazal: “Aaaagh!” You block my leg in a hold… my luck is that we’re still close to the corner and the ropes, so I just have to extend the arm and grab the lower rope!

22:52 Midlands_guy_uk: I let off and get up. Exhausted and in pain I see u holding the ropes I stamp on u repeatedly with my right boot. My left stomps with every blow as it lands a final to your skull

22:54 Mazal: You stomp repeatedly, the tables have turned… I tilt my head at the last moment, rolling under the rope and escaping out!

22:56 Midlands_guy_uk: I see u and climb after u. I size u from behind then run and throw myself forward diving hitting a clothesline to the back of your right knee bang

23:01 Mazal: I was expecting something like that… as you jump and dive, I roll to my side, letting you crash on the ground! As I see you collide with cold ground, I charge the blow then, still on my back, I whip the leg and stomp your face!

23:03 Midlands_guy_uk: Arghhhhh I scream out grasping my face and roll to the side and come to rest at the barrier. Dazed and moaning I lie there

23:04 Mazal: Limping noticeably, I get back to my feet. I drag myself into the ring with difficulty, massaging my sore right knee... I struggle to bend it, but I'll wait for you standing up!

23:06 Midlands_guy_uk: I crawl to the ring. I use the apron to drag myself up and heave myself under the bottom rope slowly I slide in onto all fours

23:07 Mazal: As I see you approaching, I get towards you. As you’re on all fours, I shove your head between my legs, grabbing your arms and blocking them over your back.

23:08 Midlands_guy_uk: Aghhhhhh I moan out bent under u. I struggle but not much left as u hold me were u want me

23:09 Mazal: I take a couple of steps back, dragging you towards the center of the ring, then I drop down in a full Pedigree!

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23:10 Midlands_guy_uk: I hit the canvas face first boom my arm drop to my sides as I lie there face down not moving after that

23:12 Mazal: You’re face down in the middle of the ring. My right leg hurts, knee burning like hell! Panting heavily, I grab your anckles and bend your legs back, sitting on your butt. The crowd hold its breath as I lock you in a Boston Crab!

23:13 Midlands_guy_uk: I barely move and cry out weakly. My whole crotch exposed I tap the matt signalling to the ref I give I submit I moan weakly whilst tapping the mat

23:15 Mazal: I keep the hold for a few seconds more, just to be sure. As the lights shimmer on and off with my theme music playing, I release your legs and stand up, stumbling with my back against the ropes! I can barely remain on my feet, raising a hand to celebrate my victory… what a hard match!

23:16 Midlands_guy_uk: I moan on the floor holding my back in pain. Beaten and submitted I crawl up on the ropes I want to do that again for a number one contenders shot

23:18 Mazal: The ref helps me out of the ring, as hopping on one foot, I get back to the backstage. All sweaty, tired and aching, I give high fives and hand shakes, until I disappear behind the curtains!