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10:37 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: It was time for the biggest match of my fledgling OPCW career. My recent performance against Raevyn had caught the eye and an opportunity at prestigious gold beckoned. As I stood behind the curtain, bouncing nervously in my silver glitter boots, a final check on my pink and purple top and shorts, the silver stars flashing in the gloom, then the lights drop and my entrance music hits....mtc

10:39 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler:

10:39 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler:

10:40 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler:

10:45 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: Waiting for it to build, then the lyric drops and on "Bitch....". I throw the curtain back, my smile beaming as the lights come back on, walking to the ring on the beat, offering high fives, the fans generous in their support, "Making her way to the ring, the challenger for the OPCW European championship, she stands 5'10 tall, weighs a trim 140lbs, at 46 years old, she is the terror of the toy box, the scourge of soccer moms, she is the Yummy Mummy of Scottish ladies pro wrestling, she is.... CAAAATTTRRRIIIOOOONNNAAA!!!"...and i bounce up the ring steps, thru the ropes, and climb the nearest turnbuckles...arms wide, blowing a kiss to the crowd, then down, taking my place, fluffing ny dark hair, buzzing!....

10:26 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I observe your entrance and appear relaxed with my arms resting on the highest ropes. The referee shows the belt to the audience and announces that the match is valid for the OPCW European Title. I laugh "I thought Mummy came from Egypt. Sheep come from Scotland! Maybe I was wrong! I asked the referee to play a bagpipe instead of the bell, but it wasn't possible. And don't say I'm not a kind man"

10:36 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I smirk as you throw some cheap jibes at me, the crowd near ringside laughing along at your antics. "You finished? Well allow me to retort.....if you had got a set of bagpipes here, I'd be sticking them up your arse, and trust me, that would bring a tear to your eye, a lot more than sheep comes from Scotland and remember, Cleopatra was from Egypt, and she was the most powerful woman in the world, and you're about to meet the modern day version....so let's blow the bagpipes and start this thing!"....

10:46 Kevyn_Paparazzi: Your words make my face change. The smile turns into an angry pout. "If you are Cleopatra I am the asp." I speak in an annoyed way. Then I turn to the referee "And you ring the fucking bell!". I bend my knees and stand on guard waiting for the match to start

10:50 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: "Snakes can be stepped on...."...and I take a deep breath as the ref gives me a glance and I nod, bending my knees slightly and bringing my hands up, and the bell rings, "DING DING DING!"....

10:55 Kevyn_Paparazzi: The match begins and I take quick steps forward. I get closer to you and try to put my arms around you in an elbow and neck lock up. I want to push you and, even if physical strength is not the best quality, on this occasion I know I can use it to my advantage

11:00 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: As you rush at me, I get my hands up and meet your grip, the collar and elbow tie up set, flaring out my elbows as I try and match your push, letting out a small grunt...

11:12 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I flex my muscles as soon as our arms meet. I point my feet and try to push you towards the ropes. I push decisively but remain cautious so as not to be surprised by a possible flip. Better not to accelerate too much

11:15 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I take your push and relax, feeling you are not at 100%, knowing I have a slight height advantage, I take a breath and start shifting my hips, trying to turn us around, and have your back towards the ropes...

11:20 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I bend my pelvis and try to push harder. I try to drive you towards the corner with the aim of blocking you there

11:23 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: Suddenly I feel you surge and I'm on the back foot, but I don't panic, I relax, and when I feel the leather pillows on my back, I release my hold, lifting my hands up, waiting for the break....

11:26 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You let go and I realize you've touched the strings. The referee asks me to give up "WOW, you know the rules and are experienced enough to use them to your advantage". I smile, I let go of you and I take a step back "I also know when is the right moment to break them". And immediately I raise my hand and try a backhand chop to your sternum, right on the part of the cleavage left uncovered by your bra

11:30 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: My actions get a response from you, knowing this could go two ways, but letting me know what you are capable of. My answer comes in the form of PAIN ..."OOOWWWW!!"....and my knees sag as your blow stings my breasts, a hand going to cover, "So that's how it is going to be..."...

11:33 Kevyn_Paparazzi: "Damn, yeah!" I quickly reply, confirming that it's going to be a rough match and I have no intentions at all to give you my belt. I hear your screams of pain and it's sweet music for my ears. But I don't want to waste my momentum and aiim a european uppercut to hit your jaw with my arm

11:36 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: As I look up, I see your arm flashing at me, striking my chin and snapping my head back, and I need to move, and fast, and I lift my hands up, trying to grip the sides of your head and throw your face quickly at the top turnbuckle, shifting to my left, trying to shock you with a quick move...

11:39 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I hit you in the chin and see your head snap back. I react to this move with a sneer, but you react immediately. You grab my head and try to slam it on the top turnbackle. However, at the last moment, I put my hands in front of my face and soften the blow. I'm surprised for a moment, then I suddenly turn around "Oh no, Mummy!". My eyes are wide open and I look at you menacingly, then I put my right hand on your throat to try to control you

11:44 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: The move works, but only for a second, but it allows me to move. Then I hear your words and I focus, but..."Nngghh!" Your hand is on my throat as I grit my teeth, knowing you have left yourself a bit open, and I try and bring my knee up into your ribs, below where your raised arm was, using my long legs....

11:58 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You hit me in the side, right under the armpit, with a knee. You show remarkable agility and elasticity. I'm forced to let go of you, I put the other love on your chest and I push you to avoid another immediate blow. I lean forward and huff

07:54 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: Fighting off another attack, I hear you blow your cheeks out, and I smile, wondering what you are thinking just now, and then I decide to go on the attack, moving forward with strikes, using my longer legs, sending my left boot to your right thigh, matching it with my right boot to your left, then I step forward with my left, and I spin clockwise, trying an open handed chop to your exposed chest....

09:31 Kevyn_Paparazzi: The sole of your foot on my thigh forces me to take a few steps back. I hit my back against the corner. I put my hands on the top ropes to stay balanced. But I am immediately struck by a sort of frustration in my chest. Your open hand lands on my pecs leaving a very obvious red mark. I cross my arms over my chest and scream in pain, while the crowd highlights your action by screaming WOOOOOOO

09:36 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I almost crack a grin with the crowd reaction at the chip, seeing your hands go to your chest, covering those well defined pecs. I take a breath, cautious about jumping in, and I step in and throw my forearm up, aiming a euro uppercut at your jaw...

09:39 Kevyn_Paparazzi: Your toned bicep hits my jaw. My head snaps back and the movement forces my back against to the corner. I again risk to lose balance, because the uppercut shocked me and so I wrap my arms on the top ropes once again. I try to react and weakly try to push you with the sole of my boot to your thigh

09:42 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

09:42 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I am forced back a step as I slap your boot to one side. Your eyes look a shade glazed after the uppercut and I step in, seeing your body sagging a little, wide open, lifting my right hand, and sending my palm down hard across your reddening chest....

09:45 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler:

09:46 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I push you, you take a few steps back. I have a second to see how you move and when you raise your arm to hit me in the chest again, I react. I bend my right arm across my chest, with my elbow exposed, to let your forearm slam against it. If I manage to intercept your attack, I react immediately and try a heel kick with my right boot to your lower abs

09:48 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: My arm stings as you block the chop, then , "OOFFTT!, my arms fly out as your boot buries itself in my mommy abs, sending me stumbling back, trying to stay up...

09:58 Kevyn_Paparazzi: My kick makes you step back and I have some time, to take a deep breath, and space. I take two quick steps towards you, jump and try to wrap my right arm around your neck, placing my armpit on the back of your neck. Then I fall backwards to try to slam your face into the ground with a jumping DDT

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10:02 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I gather myself as you pause, getting my feet set as you step to me, your jump, your arm coming up, and I feel myself being pulled forward, trying to get my forearms in front of my face as you plant me in the ring, my boots kicking up as the ring shakes, hoping to lessen the huge blow...

10:11 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I manage to complete my move and feel the ring shaking after the impact. I understand that the impact was hard, not being able to know if the impact on the mat occurred with the head or with the arms. I immediately try to grab your arm and rotate your torso, to put your shoulders on the mat. Then I grab your leg and pull my knee to your chest to try a pin

10:14 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I'm dazed, not hurt but dazed, the air blowing from my cheeks after my chest was crushed into the canvas. I feel you moving me and suddenly I'm blinking at the lights, seeing the ref drop, looking at them, my leg hooked, your knee, slap...."ONEEEE"... slap...."TWOOOOO"....giving myself as much time as possible as I throw up my left shoulder, breaking the pin.....

10:16 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You raise your shoulder from the mat and i have to release you. I look at the referee and scream "DAMN" while I slam my hands on the mat. "Ok, let's restart". I grab your hair and stand on my feet and pull you up too, thinking about the next move to do

10:24 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: A hint of frustration, I had survived your first big move, that first pin attempt, the nerves about this match finally leaving me. As you pull me up, deliberately, I reach behind your calves, getting a grip, and I pull hard, trying to pull you off your feet....

10:27 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I pull you up, but you hook my legs and tackle me. My feet leave the mat and my back drops on the ground. I'm surprised and shocked. Try to kick and free my legs

10:30 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: Still gripping your boots, I need to try and stop your struggles, needing to slow you down, and I widen your legs slightly and five my heel down hard into your lower abs..

10:34 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You stomp my abd and i stop moving. Put my hands on my belly and moan in pain "UUUGHH". I instinctively try to pull my knees to my chest to ease the pain

10:37 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: The blow lands and as you pull your knees up, I see a chance, widening your legs again, I jump and shoot my boots forward, between your legs, widening mine, hoping to split your wide and drop my ass to the canvas, driving yours down. If it works, if your head pops up, I bring my forearm up to ram it into your face....

10:47 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You hit me with your calves on the inside of my thighs. I sit up and put my hands on my crotch as I groan in pain. But you still hit me in the face. I fall to the ground and remain lying with my arms and legs wide open

10:51 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: A cheer goes up as the champ goes down! I roll off your spreadeagled body, the crowd noise building, and I move to your right side, my right hand forcing your face into the canvas, my left holding your thigh down, pulling my right knee back....and driving it into your ribs like a sledgehammer...then I shift to my right, push up...and try and drop my knee into your head....

10:59 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You continue to use your knees as weapons to do a lot of harm. You easily turn my chest on the mat. Then you hit me with a sort of hammer first in the side and then in the head. The first shot hurts terribly, the second stuns me and makes me do a half rotation on the pat. I stop once again spreadeagled with wide eyes. I see the arena rotating around me and the lights seem blurry

11:02 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: My tactic of keeping you down and hurt is working so far so I have to take advantage. As you come to rest again on your back, I push up, and drop my knee into your ribs, aiming for the affected area from my previous attack....

11:06 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You hit me in the side again. The audience cheers you on. I am in terrible danger. I have to do something, but I'm in no condition to react. I could use a break. Your knee makes me roll on the mat again. I decide to take advantage of it and continue the movement to pass under the bottom rope and exit the ring. I slowly let myself fall to the ground hoping to have a few seconds to regain some energy

11:06 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

11:11 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I watch you as you roll, some of the crowd booing as you do, seeing the champion trying to escape. I roll out the ropes to my right, away from your side and walk round, seeing you hurt in the ground. I grab your hair in one hand and your trunks in the other, a cheer going up as they wedgie....and I take a step or two, near the ring steps, pulling you and trying to be close enough to avoid a counter, and I grunt and throw, aiming your aching ribs for the steps....

11:23 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You follow me out of the ring. The fight moves to another location, but the momentum of the encounter doesn't seem to have changed. You grab me by the hair and make me stand up, then grabbing my trunks too you throw me against the steel steps. I hit my ribs against it. I scream in pain and then drop to a sitting position with my back against the cold steel of the steps. I look at you with a suffering face. "Wait, wait.. time out" I make a T with my hands

11:29 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I see you slump, trying to contain my enthusiasm, I was holding my own against the champ and he's asking for time?! "Timeout? Really? I thought this was a title match...." Wary of rushing in, I reach down and grab your boots, pulling your legs up, securing your boots under my elbows....

11:32 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You don't give me the timeout, but I didn't expect you to give up on the attack. But you respond to my provocation and give me a few seconds to catch my breath. Grab my foot. When you're leaning forward I retract my free leg, knee to chest, and then try to hit you with a violent heel kick in the face

11:41 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I grab one foot, reaching for the other when , "Uugghh...."...your boot hits my face, and I fall back, blinking, looking at the lights ...

11:48 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I hit you and you release me. You feel the pain on your face, it's clear. And now I have some time to regain my energy. I slowly stand on my feet and roll inside the ring, try to stand up and wait for you to come inside again too

11:50 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I watch you move and I follow suit, rubbing my jaw, glaring at you. I am cautious and move to the ring steps, climbing to the apron, and walking to mid ring, staying outside the ropes, "So is that it, you run away from a wee girl like me?!"...

11:57 Kevyn_Paparazzi: "Oh, not at all!" And as I if you standing in the middle of the apron ring I start to rush towards you and when I'm close enough I duck and try to spear your belly with my shoulder to push you down again. I know that it can't be a surprising move, and maybe it's a trap by you, but It's everything that came to my mind

12:01 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I'm gripping the top ropes, shaking it as you reply, and then you rush, just as I hoped, and when you drop your shoulder, lowering your head, I dive thru the ropes, over your back and I grip you and tuck my head down, pulling you at the waist, trying to pull you back to the canvas and bounce your head...

12:07 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You were waiting for me! I fell into your trap like a pheasant! You miss me, my chest hits the second rope and you leap in the opposite direction. Your chest crawls on my back. Then you grab me and make me fall backwards. I end up with my shoulders on the ground, hitting the back of my head on the mat

12:10 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: The ring shakes on the impact, a gasp goes up from the crowd, your boots are up in the air, against the front of my shoulders, and I get my legs under me, almost crawling forward, pushing your legs back towards you in a folding press, trying for the surprise pin....

12:15 Kevyn_Paparazzi: My back is on the ground, you use your weight to press on my legs and bend me like a matchbox. I'm surprised. The referee bends down and starts counting ONE. I try to move, but you seem heavier than normal. He counts TWO, I realize I have to do something. I try a slap to your face with my right hand and try to extend your legs to push you and get out of the pin

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12:20 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I hear the second slap, then a third, but this one stings, from your hand hitting my face!! I snarl, "So that's how it is!", as you push up, using up valuable strength, the folding pin allowing me a few seconds respite. I stand up and drive my boot into your abs again, then I reach down and pull you up, my hand slipping between your legs, forearm pushing up into your groin, and I grit my teeth and lift....holding you horizontal for a second then dropping, aiming your injured ribs for my outstretched knee..

12:23 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You release me and the ref stops counting. I'm safe. But not for too long. You immediately stand up and pull me up, then lift me up with surprising strength. Your hand crushes my balls as you lift me up. But the most painful thing is the blow my ribs take once again when you drop me on your exposed knee

12:27 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: The groan that comes from you is one of pain and hurt. I push you you the canvas, standing up and lifting your left ankle and left wrist. I put my boot on your battered ribs and fall back, stretching you badly, the focus of the bend on your ribs....

12:33 Kevyn_Paparazzi: Your strategy is clear, but I'm too weak to find a counter offensive. You put me in a sort of bow and arrow and push your feet against my almost broken ribs. I cry in pain. Try to move, but you hold me well

12:37 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: Pulling back hard, I'm not sure if I can submit you in this hold but I want to pile on the pain, twisting your arm and leg as I told my wrists, hurting you....

12:40 Kevyn_Paparazzi: The pain is too much, I don't know how long I could resist. I feel your feet almost breaking my ribs. I cry in pain

12:53 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I hear you cry out, and I know I'm hurting you, but I've got one more move left.....I release the hold, letting you moan in pain on the canvas. I stand up, taking a breath, smiling at the crowd, and I reach down and pull you up by the hair, summoning all my strength as I put my forearm thru your legs once more, lifting you just enough to turn you, as if I'm about to body slam you, but I stop and squat...your shoulders on my thighs, your boots in the air, my hands round your body, in position for a tombstone piledriver....but I lean forward, your body tilting back, your boots falling to the back of your calves, and I shift my grip up, pulling down on the toes of your boots, trapping you, your head between my thighs, your spine curving back, your legs bent, the pressure all over your failing body ... the aisle submission hold....the Mommy Breaker locked in....

17:29 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: https://ibb.co/hRMsYT8

08:30 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You lift me up with extreme ease, your strength surprises me. I can't react. I think you're about to slam me into the ground with a body slam, but your thighs block my head and then you grab my feet. My block is in a painful position, my body is in an unnatural pull. The audience is delirious. I scream in pain

08:34 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: The noise in the arena washes over the ring like a tidal wave. I set my squat and pull down on the toes of your boots, bending you more, squeezing my thighs to crush your head and I turn to the ref...."Ask him!!"....

08:56 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You're all a bundle of muscles as you hold me in this terrible grip. I'm suspended in the air with my head crushed between your thighs and my spine bending like a bow. My face gets red, I can't move. I don't even really understand what position he's in. I only know that I am suffering terribly and that my strength is gradually leaving me

09:03 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I can feel your body fading, the struggles lessening, and I relax the hold for a second, resetting myself, then I grit my teeth and go again, squeezing my thighs and pull my arms down, bending you more, and I hiss at the ref, "Ask him if he gives up!"....

09:07 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler:

09:08 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You hold me tightly. For a moment I feel the grip loosen but immediately after the pressure increases incredibly. I don't get oxygen to my brain. I can't resist, I feel my back breaking. I'm frustrated, but I have no escape. I cry in pain "Leave me, please, I give up"

09:14 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: Suddenly, it's bedlam, your very of submission, your hand flapping in the hair, the ref calling for the bell, DING DING DING....pawing at my shoulder....and I look round at the crowd going wild, and I release you from the torture, letting your body fall to the canvas, and I drop to my knees, covering my face, stunned at what I had just achieved, when the PA booms, "And the winner of the match, by submission, and NUUUUUUUUU OPCW EUROPEAN CHAMPION .... CAAAATTTRRRIIIOOOONNNAAA!!!"....

09:21 Kevyn_Paparazzi: When you release me I fall on the mat. I can't move, heel pain in every single parts of my body. But what hurts more is my heart. I lost my title and it's so frustrating to see you celebrating your victory, and being announced a s new OPCW EU CHAMP

09:25 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I feel the ref pulling at my wrist, and I stand up as the belt is presented to me, my first ever tie. I hold it up to the crowd in one hand, the ref raising my other arm and the crowd roars as the Yummy Mummy is crowned Queen of Europe....

09:29 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I look at you, I would like to leave the ring, disappear, but I'm still stunned by the last moves. I have pain in my ribs, my head feels like it's exploding and my back burns. I have tears in my eyes. I am struck in my pride. I look at you from the ground and growl "That belt will be mine soon"

10:00 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: I hear your words and smirk, the emotions still overcoming me, but I walk over and put my silver glitter boot on your chest, holding up the belt, letting you look up my loooooonngg leg as I pop a bicep pose and wave at the cheering crowd.. overjoyed!....

10:01 Catriona_Yummy_Mummy_Wrestler: