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11:49 Edoardo: From the speakers of the arena begins to hear the intro of Wiskey in the jar by Metallica. I make my entrance on the stage. I wear my usual white pants, white boots and black leather jacket, bare chest. I clap my hand on my waist as the announcer introduces me "The first contender, from Italy, he's Mr. Volcano ... Edoardo". I smile, raise my hands and show my fists, look at the audience. Then I start walking towards the ring, slide under the lowest rope and enter the ring. I stand up, spread my jacket amd finally I take it off. I give it to a woman outside the ring, while my music fades. I wait for that newbie to come in this ring with me

11:50 Edoardo:

15:59 Princess_Peach: The music stops, the arena lights start to shine in hot pink as the smoke machines fire through the entrance doors.. All of a sudden, 'Barbie World' starts to blast the speakers.. "And the challenger.. USA born and raised, the Mushroom Kingdom's finest... Princess Peach!!" I step out, making my debut wearing my peach colored yoga pants, with a crop top to match. My head down, covered by my hat as I start stepping towards the ring.. The sounds of cheers and boo's from the audience, I slowly start to lift my head up, pulling my hat from my head to reveal my face before tossing it into the crowd.. A devilish smile painted across my face, now strutting towards the ring.. Blowing kisses to the crowd before finally climbing up the ring, diva stepping through the ropes and noticing you from across the ring..

15:59 Princess_Peach:

16:04 Edoardo: I follow your speech with great curiosity. I've never seen you before and I have to admit that the entrance is spectacular. When you get in the ring I look at you from head to toe, you have a great body, you're in great shape and your pants make me understand why your name is peach. I jump on the spot, loosen up my arm muscles, while the referee completes the procedures and finally starts the match: ding ding ding

16:10 Princess_Peach: I smile, hopping around my side of the ring with my Nike sneakers laced tightly to my feet.. Watching you as you glare at me, your eyes going moving up and down my body. "HEY! My eyes are up here!" I taunt, turning around to face the audience as I bend over to re-tie my shoe, thinking this might get you a little distracted before bending back up and turning around to face you.. The ref finishes his checks and suddenly signals for the bell.. I hunch over, stancing myself for a lock-up as I raise my arms up and slowly start to circle the ring. Each step getting me closer towards you..

16:12 Edoardo: "Let's see how strong the newbie is!" I follow your movements with my gaze and carefully advance towards you. I want to test you and immediately extend my arms forward to catch you in a classical lock-up at the elbow and neck.

16:16 Princess_Peach: I get closer and closer, seeing you start to match my circle and approach fearlessly.. My determined eyes locked inside yours as I wiggle my fingers and get closer and closer.. "Newbie?! How's this for a newbie!" I yell back as you mock me, then lunge forward and use my shorter height to duck under your lock-up. I attempt to quickly swing around you and get to you from behind, opening my arms and hoping to latch them around your waist tightly.

16:21 Edoardo: As I'm about to grab your head and arm, you quickly duck and leave only the air for my arms. Suddenly you materialize behind me and I feel your arms encircling my waist. I spread my legs for more balance and grab your wrists trying to open your waist lock

16:27 Princess_Peach: My arms snaked around your waist, and I immediately start to squeeze.. Keeping my hands interlocked trying to stop you from breaking free. Your mid-section covered in nothing but rock-hard muscle, feeling your abs against my forearms as I keep trying to squeeze.. "Heh, I've lifted weights heavier than you!" I mock.. I lightly spread my feet to match yours, positioning myself as if I was lifting some weight at the gym.. I deeply inhale, preparing myself before squatting and attempting to lift your body up.. Hoping to snap you backwards and smash you spine-first into the canvas behind with a German Suplex.

16:33 Edoardo:

16:36 Edoardo: Your hands are tight on my defined abs. I try to study you to understand how strong you are. Then you bend your legs. I feel your hands pressing into my back and finally my feet lift off the ground. I open my eyes wide, you pick me up and slam me to the ground. My neck and shoulders hit the mat. I roll to the ground after the fall and finally come to rest with my back on the mat, moaning and touching my head

16:49 Princess_Peach: I lift you up, using my bodyweight to keep myself planted as I snap you back and SMASH you into the canvas for a successful suplex.. The satisfying thud as you land, making the whole ring shake.. I straighten up, turning around to recover and immediately start to sprint towards the ropes.. I fly across the ring, slinging from rope to rope to build more and more speed.. I bounce off the ropes one last time, giving myself just enough momentum.. As i start running towards your body on the ground, I leap up and stick my arm out, letting the peak of elbow aim down as I try and elbow-drop down onto your solar plexus..

16:52 Edoardo: You don't give me time to recover and when I open my eyes I see you falling onto my body with your elbow exposed. You hit me right in the stomach. I instinctively sprint, lift my torso off the ground and after a moment I'm back lying down. I try to push and roll towards the ropes, with my hands on my belly

17:05 Princess_Peach: I roll over, scrambling up to my feet as you push me off and start to roll towards the ropes.. I take a few breaths, waiting for you to slowly catch the ropes and pull yourself up.. I wait for you to grab the ropes for some leverage, letting you get to your knees before running towards you and spinning around to try and land peach-first into the back of your head, hoping it'll smash your neck into the rope..

17:08 Edoardo: I'm about to get up when I hear the sounds of your footsteps approaching me, but before I can turn around, you hit me on the head and make my throat hit the second rope. I bounce and then fall backwards. I put my hands on my throat and cough, because the impact against the rope almost knocked the wind out of me. I didn't imagine I would immediately be in such difficulty in the match

17:12 Princess_Peach: "hahaah, most people enjoy that one y'know!" I taunt.. I bounce off your head as it slings into the ropes, crushing your neck.. You were totally winded, clearly not experienced in my kind of offense.. But this was my debut, and I wasn't going to let up for even a second! I walk over and reach down, grabbing a handful of your hair and yanking your head up.. Hearing your little coughs and whimpers of pain as I pull your head in between my thick thighs. Scissoring your neck in before reaching for your arms, attempting to lock them behind your back before hopping up and hoping to smash your face into the ground with a hard Pedigree!

17:17 Edoardo: You pull me by the hair and force me to get up. It's also easy for you to make me bend over and place my head between your legs. Your firm thighs crush my head at the sides. I put my hands on your thighs and when I notice you trying to grab them, I throw my torso backwards, leverage the back of my neck on your mustache and try to catapult you away with a back body drop

17:17 Edoardo:

17:20 Princess_Peach: "This one's gonna hurt~" I say as I attempt to lift you and hit a powerful pedigree to try and finish you off.. Suddenly, you throw your torso back.. Suddenly thrusting your body up and sending my petite frame flying up.. Flipping me in the air as I fly and land, crashing back first into the canvas.. Landing so hard that my body bounces in recoil.. "AGGHH.." I yelp out, cradling from side to side with one hand on my back.. Winding me totally! A shocking twist of momentum out of nowhere..

17:24 Edoardo: As soon as I throw you behind me I'll head forward towards the corner. I grab onto the top rope and turn around. The thud of your fall echoes throughout the arena. This noise makes me understand how violent the impact was. I watch you on the ground, writhing. I have to catch my breath, I don't have any urgency to hit you right away. I need to rest for a few seconds and I lean on the pads in the corner.

17:29 Princess_Peach: I take my time to recover, seeing you as you weren't capitalizing.. The pain in my back was brutal, but I've taken worse.. I slowly get to my feet using one arm for leverage, while the other rubs on my back for a little longer.. "Grr.. THAT REALLY FREAKING HURT YOU KNOW!" I tantrum from across the ring, getting a little angrier and angrier as you hang by the corner trying to catch your breath.. I stomp my feet, thinking about my next move when it finally hits me.. I lean my head forward, bending slightly as I suddenly begin to sprint towards you. Running fast, making it look like I was about to splash my body into yours.. Or at-least, that's what you thought..

17:32 Edoardo: I see you running towards me, your intention is probably to hit me with a splash or spear while I'm still in the corner. In any case, I try to get ahead of you and take two quick steps towards the center of the ring. Finally I lift my foot and jump, trying to hit you in the face with the sole of my boot, I try my claymore kick

17:32 Edoardo:

17:40 Princess_Peach: I knew you weren't going to stand in the corner and take it, and I keep my eyes glued onto you, waiting for you to try and counter my splash.. As you lunge out of corner and lift your foot, I immediately drop and fall to my knees.. I knew it would hurt, but it was better than eating a face full of foot at that speed.. I duck beneath the Claymore Kick, sliding across the ring as my knees burn from scraping across the ring, headed towards the corner you were just in.. As you smack the air and crash to the canvas, I quickly hop up to my feet, then leap into the corner middle turnbuckle.. Using my agility and light-weight, I look back, then leap up into the air and flip backwards, attempting to hit a mini-Moonsault as I try and splash on top of you..

17:42 Edoardo: I was convinced I was going to hit you in the face. But you surprise me once again with your agility. You duck and avoid my kick. I fall to the ground on my back and also hit my head on the mat. Instead, you climb the ropes and then jump towards me with a spectacular moonsault. I don't have time to react and you come at me. Your chest slams into mine and you crush me to the ground

17:55 Princess_Peach: I flip, beautifully coming down with the perfect flip and crashing on top of you.. Our bodies bouncing as I crush you into the canvas, but I wasn't done yet.. I roll off of you, scrambling up to my feet as I grab your shoulders and lift you up into a seated position on the canvas.. I attempt to set up for my next move, placing my crotch against the back of your head stepping over your arms and locking my legs in front of them.. My thighs again scissoring your neck as I suddenly throw my body over to the side, flipping you over onto your knees while I land in the perfect push-up position.. My hands keeping the leverage as you're locked in face down and ass-up. My perfect peach wrapped around your neck as I start to thrust my legs up, then down, trying to smash your face into the canvas over and over and over..

17:57 Princess_Peach:

18:00 Edoardo: You are very athletic and you want to show it to the public. To do this you rage against me. You crush my head between your thighs, which are hard as marble. I try to grab them with both hands, but you start doing push-ups, as if you were training, but with the difference that my head is between your legs and every time you go down, my face hits the mat. This terrible move stuns me, and with each blow, my vision becomes more and more blurred.

18:05 Princess_Peach: I keep thrusting my pelvis, smashing your face into the canvas over and over, looking to try and finish you off with one of my signature moves '𝑺𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑷𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔'.. "Looks.." *SLAM* "Like.." *SLAM* "THOSE HIP THRUSTS" *SLAM* "ARE FINALLY" *SLAM* "USEFUL!" *SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM*.. Viciously brutalizing your face into the canvas with slam after slam before turning you over and releasing my legs.. I lay out on your back, rushing to position myself across your body before laying over top and reaching to hook your leg up.. With you in a total daze, I attempt to pin you. The ref sliding over, starting to slam the mat, ready to count you out..

18:09 Edoardo: The blows to the head were painful, I'm in shock. A humiliating and, I must admit, very effective move. Quickly turn me over and place my back on the ground, then pull my leg and pin me. The referee immediately starts counting ONE... I'm dazed, I feel like I'm on a carousel spinning at supersonic speed. The referee counts TWO. But now I have a reaction of pride and I manage to lift one arm and remove one shoulder from the mat just in time, just enough to stop the counting

20:24 Princess_Peach: After a move like that, I'd be surprised if even the biggest man would be moving.. I keep my pin locked tight, hearing the ref slam the mat once, then again.. and finally.... Your shoulder pops up from the mat, breaking my pin out of nowhere.. I gasp, rolling off of you. "W-what the?!" The ref slides back, inching away as the fight wasn't over just yet.. I slowly get to my feet, watching as you were clearly still in a daze.. You couldn't bear getting your ego crushed by a girl inside the ring, but you were visibly weak.. I stand in front of you, bending over to grab your arm and twisting it, then yanking up to force you back up to your feet painfully.. As you stand, I attempt to start spinning you around, over and over before letting go and whipping you gracefully into the corner turnbuckles, hoping you'll smash back-first into the posts.

20:57 Edoardo: I'm very dazed and even though I came out of the pin, I'm certainly not in the best condition to fight. You, on the other hand, are fresh and don't want to stop. You grab my arm and force me to stand up. Then you pull me to run towards the corner. I know that if I started running I probably wouldn't be able to activate the corner without collapsing first. I try to react. I put my feet up so as not to be pulled, I try to take advantage of my greater weight. Then I grab your wrist and pull your arm to try to make you run towards the opposite corner from the one you wanted to throw me towards

23:38 Princess_Peach: I get you up, slightly breathless from you making me work so hard inside this ring.. It was clear you were in pain, but you were unrelenting.. I spin you around, trying to get you a little dizzy before attempting to release you when suddenly.. "WAAHH!?" You grab my wrist and reverse my whip, and with your strength, I am sent flying across the ring.. Barely giving me time to spin as I crash front first into the post.. Making the whole ring shake on impact.. "AGGGH!" I yell out in pain, arms draped over the corner as I stare out into the audience trying to catch my breath..

13:44 Edoardo: I would like to try to run towards you, but I'm too tired and dizzy to do so. I approach you, walking unsteadily. But at least I have time to recover some energy. I walk up to you and while you're in the corner I raise my hand to try a chop to your chest

21:10 Princess_Peach: You start approaching me, but it was clear you were spent.. As you get closer, I quickly attempt to hop up and spring myself into the air while keeping my hands gripped around the corner ropes.. My legs fly out and back, hoping to get them wrapped around your head as you come in for that chop.

11:27 Edoardo: I approach you, I'm slow, and when I'm preparing to hit you with a chop you raise your legs and close them on the sides of my head. I feel your powerful thighs crushing my temples and I have to change my plans. I try to hit you with a series of punches to the thighs, hoping that you will let go

02:27 Princess_Peach: My thighs wrap around your head and neck, squeezing and slowly crushing you inside my powerful legs.. As you struggle, you send your knuckles to bash right into the meat of my thighs.. "AGGH!" I yell, furiously trying to keep the hold locked in.. My legs were my most powerful asset, and they weren't gonna break that easily. Trying to keep you locked in, I attempt to pull your head in with my legs, letting your face bash into my Peach.. then again, then again, and again..

02:29 Princess_Peach:    

10:30 Edoardo: My head is squeezed between your ankles. My punches have no effect because you, bending your knees, make my face slam into your firm ass. My nose ends up right between your buttocks once, twice, three, four... Then finally my head slips away and I stagger backwards like I'm drunk towards the center of the ring

01:32 Princess_Peach: "HOW'S IT TASTE?!" I pull you in, using my powerful leg muscles to smash your face right into my perfect round peach.. *SLAM* *SLAM* *SLAM*.. I open my legs, letting you stagger back.. Barely able to keep your balance as you stumble away from me.. I hop down, landing back on my two feet as I quickly spin around to face you. "I think it's time we finish you off.." I lunge towards you, grabbing your wrist tightly and twisting you around before attempting to release you into the ropes.. Hoping to set up for one of my finishing moves, waiting for you to bounce back towards me..

08:25 Edoardo: I am stunned and staggered after your move. Then you grab my wrist and make me go to the corner. My back hits the corner and I put my arms on the top rope to avoid falling. My head hangs to one side

00:54 Princess_Peach: I turn around to face the audience, giggling as I thrust my body back and do a backflip, then jump again and back-flip again, each time getting closer and closer to you in the corner as I build that momentum before finally hitting one more back-flip, I land in a huge splash, crashing into your body and letting my Peach smash into your lower gut..

17:43 Edoardo: You do some stunts and then you hit me while I'm in the corner. Your ass hits my stomach. I snort and lose my strength. I fall sitting in the corner with my arms on the bottom rope and my head resting on the second pad

06:14 Princess_Peach: My attack connects, crushing your stomach with my perfect Peach.. "And for my next trick..." I prepare to hit one of my most devastating finishers.. A move that's knocked out even the strongest of opponents.. *𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 𝐆𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐑* You drop, falling to your butt and laying with your head against the second turnbuckle.. I take only a step forward, then quickly thrust my body back and attempt to smash my Peach into your face, viciously wiggling it in your face and forcing your head to dribble against the buckle.. Letting you gobble and choke on my massive Peach!

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10:50 Edoardo: Your ass slams hard into my face and slams the back of my head into the second pad. My head is squeezed between your butt and the corner guard. I feel like I'm almost going to explode. I lie down with my arms on the strings and my head on the lowest pad. It seems like the arena is spinning around me with great speed

11:06 Princess_Peach: I keep pressing my Peach against your face, letting you writhe for a few moments longer.. Making sure i've sucked all the air out of you before I finally let up and walk out of the corner.. I turn, bending to grab your ankles and dragging you to the center of the ring.. With you in a daze, I quickly release your legs and sprint for the ropes and leap.. Jumping on the middle rope and flipping into the air, attempting to hit a mini-moonsault and landing in a perfect splits over your neck.. Letting my Peach soften the blow as it crushes you on the drop..

11:16 Edoardo: I'm stunned and you easily drag me by my feet towards the center of the ring. I move my head left and right trying to regain some clarity, but when I open my eyes I only see your ass and your open legs falling on me. After a split second I feel the impact of your ass on my throat. Then total darkness

11:23 Princess_Peach: My Peach lands directly over your throat, crushing you as it nearly knocks you out cold! "Oop~ I don't think he's awake ref!" I mock, signalling him over as I face your legs and reach for the back of your knees.. And yank your leg back to hook it for the pin.. The ref falling to his knees as he starts to slap the mat.. "1.." "2..."

11:26 Edoardo: The referee starts to count. I'm out cold and can't move. Your butt crashes my throat and after a slow count the ref says "3". The bell rings and it announce i've lost the match with this rookie

11:31 Princess_Peach: Keeping your leg hooked, you weren't moving a muscle underneath me.. The bell slaps the mat, counting 3 as the bell rings.. My eyes widen, feeling the adrenaline rush of realizing that I had just won my first match in the OPCW. I release your leg, hopping up and off of you as I stand and start to bounce around the ring.. "WOOOO!! I DID IT!!! HE GOT... PEAAAAAAAACHED!" I shout, riling the audience up as the cameras flicker.. I run to the ropes, diva stepping over them again and hopping down the ramp as I start to make my exit.. Leaving you in the dust as I pass by the crowd, giving high-fives as I leave..