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11:23 Mazal: It seems like a night like many others, but it's not! Since my return to the scene, I have had a bad streak of defeats in official matches, but this story will end TONIGHT. My opponent for the big match is a popular hot wrestler... beating her could put me in the spotlight! I emerge from backstage to the tune of Rock you like a hurricane, while a fireworks display lights up the scene! In time with the guitar riff, I head down the aisle and greet my fans. In my black spandex shorts and dark wrestler boots, I slide under the bottom rope and enter the ring. Standing up, I flex my muscles for the crowd, feeling my heart beating fast. I beat my chest with both hands, showing I'm ready and excited... and the audience only pushes me further!

11:23 Mazal:

11:23 Mazal:

11:38 Scarlett_Bordeauxx:

11:41 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: The lights shut ~ pitch-black in the arena as my theme explodes through the speakers. The crowd not even sure what's happening when suddenly the ramp lights start to shine down.. And there I was, standing in the very center of the walk-way, dressed in a full-body suit made of shiny latex. My skin glistening just as much as my attire as I run my hands down my curves while the crowd admires. I whip my hair back, smile while I lock eyes with you and head to the ring. I jump up, then inside, and head for the ropes.

11:43 Scarlett_Bordeauxx:

11:48 Mazal: The audience goes crazy, going gaga over one of the best blonde bombshells they've ever seen! Your latex suit shines under the spotlight as you jump into the ring... and as soon as you enter, I'll come at you. Meeting in the center of the ring, facing each other a few centimeters apart, I try not to take my eyes off yours. But as soon as the bell rings, I put both hands on your shoulders giving you a strong push backwards! "Good luck!" I Grin with a smile

11:57 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: Looking up at you while the crowd continues to roar, almost distracted by their sound and missing the bell as it rings. Before I'm ready, you reach up and slam my shoulders with a good shove, sending me stumbling back a few steps as I gasp.. "AGH?! RUDE!" I yell out, growling and gritting my teeth as I stomp the ring and raise my arms.. "THAT'S HOW YOU WANNA PLAY?"

12:02 Mazal: "BOO HOO, poor thing" I put my hands to my eyes imitating crying. Then I come towards you walking slowly and raising my arms, as if I wanted to grab your hands. Instead, at the right distance, I try to lift my right leg and sink the sole of my boot into your abs! "THIS IS HOW I WANT TO PLAY!"

12:04 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: My guard up near my head, approaching cautiously when you stand your ground and wait for me to be in range for your sudden kick! Snapping your boot straight into my stomach before I can block.. ~ "OUUGHHH..!?" I groan, jumping and bending over in pain with my hands trying to cradle my stomach as I gasp for air.

12:10 Mazal: "Surprise, bimbo blondie!" I scream grabbing your hair to pull your head under my right armpit! With my left hand, raised and waving in the air to attract the crowd’s focus, I slap your bubbly ass, then try to throw myself backwards with a vicious DDT!

12:10 Mazal:

12:16 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "AAH!?" I scream, bending into you as you hold my head then give my ass a fat spank in front of the crowd. I jump from the shock before you quickly fall backwards and throw my head straight down to bust my brains with a huge DDT to kick off the match. I land, making the canvas vibrate as I bounce and roll over in pain. "AAUUGH... M-my ... head... That wasn't supposed.. to happen.. Ughh.."

12:20 Mazal: I get up and charge the audience even more, seeking their support! "You know what?" I ask you "They say that a good way to not feel pain in one part of the body is to transfer it somewhere else!" and as soon as I finish speaking, I try a series of stomps directed from your upper back down to your ass! "Is this the definition of butt-kicking?"

12:22 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I slowly arch my back and try to kneel back up when you head over and start stomping straight down onto my.... ASS?! "OWW! HEY~OUUUGHH!! AAIGHH?!" Shouting out in pain as you stomp down and squash my ass with your boot over and over again. "LEAVE MY ASS ALONE!!" I yell, clawing the mat and quickly crawling away to escape. Heading for the corner ropes and using them as leverage to carry myself up to my feet.

12:25 Mazal: I see you running on your knees towards the ropes and I follow you closely! “Where are you going, are you running away already?” I yell as I run the last few meters, lifting my leg to try a running kick to your back as you get back on your feet in the corner!

12:28 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I could hear your loud heavy foot-steps across the ring as you inch closer and closer. My body in panic mode, and my adrenaline helps hide the pain while I grab the ropes and jump up.. Springing into the air while throwing my legs out behind me to land over your shoulders. Closing my thighs in to scissor you as I hang on the corner post. "GOTCHA!"

12:33 Mazal: “Wh-what??” With extraordinary agility, you evade the attack and end up reversing it, holding me in a tight scissor while leaning on my shoulders! Surprised, I find myself blocked and strangled... "Aaack..." I begin to choke! At first I put my hands on your iron thighs to try to open the scissor enough to breath, but with poor results... then in a desperate attempt I try to lift my punches to your crotch and abs!

12:36 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I grit my teeth and squeeze, looking to the crowd while you get the luxury of staring right at two white shiny planets! I feel you trying to pry me open, but you struggle.. Which only meant something more vicious was coming. "OWW! NOT THIS TIME MOTHERFUCKER!" I shout as you jab me right in the stomach, just missing my crotch but I knew it would be next.. I suddenly bend my legs in and thrust, pulling your face in to land and splat against my butt! Once, then twice! ~ Then pulling your head back and WHIPPING you face-first into the middle turnbuckle!

12:36 Scarlett_Bordeauxx:

12:42 Mazal: The crowd goes nuts! There would probably be men who would love to be in my situation and see that magnificent show... But not me right now, since it's bad news for me at the moment! SBAM SBAM SBAAAM! My head repeatedly slams into your perfect ass, then crashes forward onto the middle turnbuckle! Dizzy and seeing stars, I slump in the corner groaning "Owww..."

12:45 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I jump back down and land in front of you, letting you slump in the corner as I stare down at you and giggle.. "Mhm, I bet you like that one!" I say while licking my lips, whipping my hair, then turning around and giving my ass a spank in front of you.. ~ I walk to the center of the ring slowly, letting you watch my curves as they dance before I suddenly turn back around and start running at you! Coming in HOT and FAST, I try and turn my hip and thrust my ass out to slam it straight into your face!

12:46 Scarlett_Bordeauxx:

12:55 Mazal: Slowly, I turn around, sitting in the corner, my back against the turnbuckles… I can hear people around me cheering you, your slap on the buttcheeks echo clearly and when you charge, I drop down, leaning down on the mat and letting you crush your ass against the corner! “Not this time!”

12:56 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "MAKIN' IT BOUNCE BAB~ OOUUGH!" I scream out as I land and bust my ass into the corner post instead! Not expecting you to be as fast as you were.. I grab the ropes to keep myself from collapsing while my legs wobble and my glutes burn! "Oowwwwwww.. my ass..." I cry out, breathing through the pain...

12:59 Mazal: A wicked idea appears in my mind, as I see your crotch from below… I push with my hands to pull me up, and try to headbutt you where it hurts the most! “Surpriiiiiiseeee!”

13:02 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "Ugh... H-huh?! OOOOWWWWWWWIEEEE!" I shriek, jumping up with my mouth open in an 'O' shape. My ovaries scrambled up inside as your head bashes straight into the baby-maker. I land, quickly reaching down to clutch my groin as I stumble forward and wobble around in pain.. "uuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhh....."

13:02 Scarlett_Bordeauxx:

13:07 Mazal: I stand up and massage my head… “my mother always said to use my head to get out of perilous situations!” I take a small run up and charge your from behind, jumping and aiming to drive your head face first into the canvas with a Running Bulldog!

13:10 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "AH.. n-no.. let gooo~ WAAAAAAAGH" You grab on to my head and pull me to run to the middle of the ring before jumping up and whipping my head straight down to land me face and boobs first into the canvas! A loud bang as I land, bouncing up off the canvas and sprawling out. "AWWWGHHH..."

13:12 Scarlett_Bordeauxx:

13:20 Mazal: I stand up flexing my arms and showing my biceps "Have you lost all your boldness already?" I bend over you, grabbing your hair. "What do you say, ready to go for a walk?" so I'll try to grab also your arm and throw you against the ropes, waiting for your rebound!

13:23 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: You start forcing me back, helping me to my feet with a good yank on my blonde strands. "Aaeegh.. " I grit my teeth and I'm thrown right into the ropes. Trying to find some control in my feet as your toss had some serious weight to it. I hit the ropes and bounce off, coming right back towards you and throwing myself up in the air with my legs out to wrap around your neck If I can latch on ~ Looking to swing you silly in a Spinning Barbie!

13:25 Scarlett_Bordeauxx:

13:26 Mazal: “WhoooooOOOOAAA!” Your own unique DDT catches me off guard and I’m thrown forward, close to the ropes! I remain spread eagle, breathing heavily as I stare at the ceiling lights!

13:29 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: We go swinging and turning, closing my legs tight before opening wide to release you with a huge throw and flip across the ring. I catch myself on the canvas while your heavy frame crashes and collapses. I smile, looking up and trying to breathe for a second after that perfect execution. I start to stand back up, turning to walk towards you when I stand near your feet and bend down to grab them. Hoping to lift your ankles up and spread you apart slowly while I stare down at you.. "Open WIDE for mommy!!"

13:34 Mazal: I’m stunned from the throw and lay on the mat… you bend in front of me and grab my ankles, lifting them from the floor. It’s no mistery what you’re up to… like an instinctive response, I feel a surge of energy into my body that desperately tries to save my family jewels. Since you’re taking your time, teasing the crowd, I begin to flail my legs wildly, trying to send my boots on your breasts to flatten them and free me! Hoping I get to do that before it’s too late…

13:35 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: Standing there giggling as I pry you open when your legs suddenly kick out of my grip and fire straight into my tits! One boot per tit as they squash against my rib-cage and send me stumbling away! "OOOWWW.. REALLY?!" I scream out, holding my boobs near the ropes as I double over trying to recover..

13:40 Mazal: I close my legs and grab the ropes. "Phew" I think to myself after the narrow escape. Using the ropes I slowly start to get up "Well... uff... it seems like your girls are pretty firm!" I say between breaths as I get back to my feet, rubbing my back, "No offense taken, right?"

13:41 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I look up at you, frowning and shocked at your constant return shots at me. "Mhm, yeah.. no offense at all!" I say, straightening back out and slowly walking towards.. "No offense... AT ALLLL!" Then suddenly explode towards you with my arm out, leaping in to you to slam my arm across your chest with a clothesline!

13:48 Mazal: "great..." This time I see you coming, you charge me plain and straight and instead of trying to avoid the blow, I try a different tactic. I plant my feet firmly on the ground, looking to take advantage of my size, almost double yours! As soon as you arrive, I raise my arm too, offering my chest to your clothesline! "Ungh!" I try to absorb the blow, remaining on my feet, fighting through the pain, to try to put my arm around your chest, under your breasts... and then try to scoop you up and slam you on your back to the ground!

17:25 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "Oh.. shit.." My arm bangs into your chest, but you were way too heavy to be dropping this early on. I pull my arm back, feeling a bit of pain myself as I try and step back out of fear before you scoop me right into the air. "WAAAAGGHH?! NOOO!!" You waste no time and whip me straight down to crush my spine into the canvas. "UUUGHHH.."

17:30 Mazal: “FUCK YES!” I shout grabbing the ropes, waving my head for the people in the front row! The whole ring bounced after my move and I’m definitely not done with you yet. I grab your hair and yank them, trying to force you back to your feet for more punishment!

17:32 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "GAAGH.. aagh.." I'm groaning out, gritting my teeth as you force me up to a kneel and nearly to my feet when I try something a little more vicious. "NUT-CHECK!" I shout just as I swing my whole arm straight up between your legs to slam it up into your balls for a low-blow to send your testicles straight into your throat!

17:33 Scarlett_Bordeauxx:

17:46 Mazal: “Wh-AAAAAAUUUUUNGH!” I can’t even say a full word that my nuts are smashed against my pelvic bone! I can almost feel them in my throat and the pain is paralyzing! With my mouth opened in a big O, I stumble back, both hands on my crotch as I try not to fall down… barely reaching the ropes!

17:48 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I look up, taking a few breaths while you prepare for landing. "Oh no you don't!" I say as I quickly spring to my feet and attempt to punish! I take a step back, sending a hard boot straight into your gut before spinning around and reaching behind me to grab your head and pull it straight down to bust your jaw against my shoulder as I fall to my ass!

17:48 Scarlett_Bordeauxx:

17:50 Mazal: You stalk me like a blood driven animal who’s sensed the weakness of its prey… I’m already doubled over, so your game is even easier as you bust my jaw on your shoulder! Now my head is spinning too, at least I feel less pain down there…

17:51 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I twist over to my knees and start pulling myself back up to my feet while you're still in dizzy-town. I walk over, reaching down for your legs and grabbing at the ankles to try and start dragging you across the ring like a big sack of meat. Trying to get you over to the corner as I slowly attempt to slide out of the ring.

17:55 Mazal: As I’m groaning, one hand on my face and the other on my nuts, you drag me across the ring… people the crowd holding their breath when you begin to slide out of the ring. I’m dizzy, shaking my head to refresh my options… damn, feels like a bee’s nest in here

17:57 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I get your legs near the post when I step over the ropes and hop down the apron. "Alright, motherfucker. How about a little... EQUALITY!" Snarling at you as I take each of your ankles and position them to each side of the corner buckle, then YAANK! Trying to pull your body down to slam your crotch straight into the steel post!

17:59 Mazal: I figured out something like that could happen… and when you’re done with posing my legs in the right position, I use my last energies in a surprise attack! Before you grab my ankles, I try to extend them to close your head in a scissor, then pull you face first into the post instead!

18:01 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "Hope you're ready big boy, I heard this hurts.. ALOT!" I snicker, ready to yank when your legs suddenly slip from my grip and open wide. "Huh?! WOAAAAGH!" I shout as they close shut around my head and pull me in instead, smashing my face straight into the post as I bang and go flying back. "OOOWWWWGHHH"

18:03 Mazal: I succeed in my attack, but I’m far from being in a favorable position! Not even able to stand up with my own forces, I simply roll aside and put my feet over the cold floor outside… my balls still sending stings of pain all over my body, I try to grab your arm and irish whip you against the barriers!

18:04 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "AAGH.. what the hell. That's my mo~ WAAAAAAAAAGHH" I yell out as you suddenly take my arm and fling me straight for the barriers.. I go slamming full body into the steel barricades before collapsing onto the hard floor.. "UUGH.. w-what the fuck... " I painfully blurt out as I stare up trying to recover from the shock.

18:04 Scarlett_Bordeauxx:

18:07 Mazal: I look to a man in the first row holding a can of beer and he immediately understands. Grabbing the can, I get over you and pour the beer all over your face, trying to blind you for a few moments…. Just in time for me to climb on the apron!

18:08 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "Aghhhh. AAHH... AAAAAAAAHHG NOOOOOOO!! THIS WAS EXPENSIIIIIVEE.. AAUGHHHH!" I scream out, kicking around as the beer covers my attire before hitting me in the eyes. "AAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE MY EYESSS! WHAT'S HAPPENING!!?!!"

18:12 Mazal: I climb over the apron, breathing heavily… my legs still caving in a bit. I clap my hands once and the crowd begins clapping in unison, when in a few moment I jump, raising my arms forward for a five star frog splash aimed to flatten your breasts and midsection!

18:12 Mazal:

12:36 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I wipe my eyes clear, getting a second to finally to see.. Only to find your gigantic frame coming crashing down like a meteor out of the sky. "OOH SHI~ " You fall flat, splashing over my body and crushing my body underneath yours. The air involuntarily gasping from my body while my tits shroom up and nearly explode against my chest. "OOOUUUUGHHHH!?"

12:54 Mazal: I land dead weight on your body, crushing your slim figure like a pancake! The hard ground outside the ring isn't very absorbent... but your grunt of pain is music to my ears! I get up and bend over you again, grabbing your hair and arm to try to throw you straight back into the ring! “Come on honey… almost over!”

13:08 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "Aaoghh... blurughh.." My legs buckling at each step as you yank on my hair and force me up.. "WAAGH" Tossed in like a rag-doll as I slam on the apron and roll right into the ring taking fast but loud breaths trying to recover after that painful splat I just took. Coughing a few times as I hold the canvas and slowly ease my way up to my hands and knees.

14:24 Mazal: Breathing heavily, I climb back into the ring, sliding under the bottom rope. I'm behind you, a couple of meters behind, and I bend over a little. With the index finger and thumb of both hands I create a sort of square in front of my eyes, as if I were aiming. "LAST MINUTE... Everything is in the hands, or rather in the feet, of Mazal, for the last kick of the match..." with a loud voice, I imitate a sports commentary. As soon as you get on all fours, I charge forwaed, looking for a punt kick directly between your legs to avenge the nut-check from before!

14:29 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "Hm..? W-what he say...~ AWWWWWWWOUUUGHHH!" Crawling around with my butt up like I've lost my glasses... My eyes wide as your foot swings up and smashes right between my legs! Toes squashing my now tender baby-maker as my ass goes flying up and I go rolling forward towards the ropes.. "OOOOUUGHHHHHH....." Heading to the opposite ropes and crashing into them, balling up and cradling my crotch with my arms as I rock back and forth trying to compose myself.

14:37 Mazal: "And it's a great kick! The crowd is thrilled and bursts into thunderous applause!" I scream, raising my hands and starting to clap, the people clapping along with me... I come closer and grab your legs "Come on, let me help you..." I drag your aching body to the nearest corner and, once there, I try to lift you up a little from your legs to hook them over the ropes, trying to trap you in a Tree of Whoe!

14:42 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "Bluuurghhh... L-Let... go of me." I weakly blurt out while you start scooping me right back up. This time not letting me to get my legs and instead hauling me right up and inverting me in the air before slowly hooking my legs down over the corner ropes. I drape down, hitting my head against the bottom pad as the blood starts to rush down into it. "AAGH.. HEY... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT IS THIS?! PUT ME DOWN!!"

14:49 Mazal: "Don't worry... nothing special!" I grab the top rope with my hands and lift myself off the ground with my feet. With one foot on your crotch and one on the ropes, I start going up and down, pedaling and stomping your poor pussy without mercy, while the ring creaks under our weight! "MORE! MORE! MORE" The audience ask shouting... After a few seconds I climb onto the top rope and try to drop down with a double dropkick from above between your open legs!

14:54 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "W-woah woah woah.. Where ya goin'?! Shaking my head, my eyes rolled up to watch as you start climbing the ropes in front of me. A cold shiver down my spine, realizing what was coming but not prepared.. Your foot drops, slamming straight down onto my crotch and grinding away at my soft sex like you were mad at it. I could feel my ovaries curl up and prepare to explode from inside my body as I get more and more nauseous.. "AAOUUGH... M-MY GAAUGH.. SOMEONE.. GET HIM OFF.. AAAOUGH" My eyes now ready to roll back from the pain as you finally jump off, giving me one short moment of relief before dropping both of your feet straight down onto my crotch! "AAWWWWWWWWWW.... MY KIIIITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" I cry out, eyes watering as my legs un-hook and I crash onto my head and shoulders.

15:00 Mazal: After the double dropkick, I land on the ground, watching you fall unceremoniously, head and shoulders first. "Let's end it here, what do you say?" Grabbing you by the hair I lift you up, then put one hand on your throat and the other on your back. "Ready?" I begin to choke you as the audience holds their breath, your shining costume barely able to contain your breasts now, glittering under the arena’s lights!

15:04 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: My crotch on fire, barely able to catch any air.. Especially now that you grip my throat and start to haul me back up. Struggling to get the words out as you literally choke the life out of me, I glance down at your open wide legs and attempt a hail-mary.. "L-LET''S.." I snarl, trying to swing my boot straight up between your thighs and bust those nuts on the top of my leg.

15:16 Mazal: I lift you off the ground, cutting off the air from your lungs. I'm about to transition to my finisher when your leg tilts sideways to aim for a kick where it hurts most! Luckily for me, the position doesn't help you, your kick hits my inner thigh first, then rubs along my leg until grazing my nuts! “Ungh!” I feel the blow anyway and I give up on you immediately... but a direct hit would have knocked me out! I let go of you and step back painfully, with my back against the corner...

15:19 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I hold my knees, taking a few long breaths while you head for the corner. Desperate for a few moments of recovery after that mauling. I look up at you, teeth out and shouting.. "YEAH.. DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD, DOES IT?!" I soak one more breath, then come shooting towards you with a full-body splash! Jumping up to land titties-to-face and SMASH!

16:28 Mazal: I step back in pain and you jump right in! You're clearly in distress, but as am I... your bodysplash crushes me against the turnbuckles and I gasp, your firm breasts pressed against my face! Fighting against tiredness and dizziness, I open my arms and hold you close to me, trying to trap you in a terrible bearhug, as I compress your ribcage!

02:20 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I crash into you and crush us into the corner, but your arms manage to snatch my body and quickly start to tighten around my waist. "GAAGH!? NOOO!" I panic, attempting to put my assets to use as I reach for your head and quickly try to pull your face straight down into the deep crevice between my sizeable boobies! Hoping to smother you before I'm too tightly wrapped inside your muscle.

10:03 Mazal: My bearhug closes around you like a steel pincer... at the same time, I find myself face buried deep in your breast, smothered in your cleavage. "Mpppphhhh!" I can barely huff... I continue to squeeze, but I don't know who will give in first! In a desperate gesture, trying to free myself, I lift you off the ground in the bearhug, exiting the corner and turning around... then I try to slam you back against the turnbuckles!

10:08 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: I give your head a nice long shake between my girls, but you were one tough brute. Before I could get you dizzy, you lift me up and spin us around. Taking me on a little whirly ride before throwing me right back into the turnbuckles to bust my back and lose my smother! "AAUGHH.. DAAMN.." I shout from the shocking pain shooting down my spine.

11:55 Mazal: I can barely free myself from the smother, still half dazed and exhausted, smell of your sweaty tits still in my nostrils. Feeling the power of the audience and your moment of difficulty, I bend forward, putting my head between your legs, to lift you over my shoulders... I close my eyes and let myself fall to my knees, trying to slam you head first into the ground with a Maz-Buster!

11:55 Mazal:

12:13 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "WAAOUGH! OHH FUCK.. OH NOOO.. WAIT PLEA~" My head bobbing around just below your butt as I hold onto the side of your body before we drop and I go SPLAT! Your face landing righting on my head as my skull gets planted straight into the canvas! The ring shaking from the drop of our weight, my eyes drifting while my limbs go numb and limp. "Bluurgh..."

12:29 Mazal: We land, shaking the entire ring, while the crowd cheers! In this strange position, I slide backwards, my butt applying a smother to your face as I lift both your legs for a pin!

12:30 Mazal: ONE

12:34 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: "Mrghhh... blergghhh.." My legs kicking before finding themselves in your grip, hooked high in the air while I slowly lose whatever oxygen was left inside my body. Trapped under your gigantic frame, I have no choice but to suffer until that count finally finishes me off....

12:38 Mazal: “TWO" the whole arena counts along loudly, I can't believe it. With your legs in the air firmly in my grip, I keep you pinned, bending your body forward even more, lifting your bubble ass in the air. Meanwhile, my ass and crotch smother your face!

12:38 Mazal: THREE

12:49 Scarlett_Bordeauxx: Sprawled out now as the bell rings, the referee waving you up while I start to go KO beneath your smother. With no way out, I had no choice but to watch as you reign victorious through my blurred and spinning vision. "Uuugrhhh..."

12:55 Mazal: For a moment that feels like an eternity, I pose over your defeated body, with my foot resting on your breasts. As flashes resound around us, I raise my arms, then turn to you “Better luck next time, NIGHTY NIGHTY!” I say, sliding off the ring and heading to the backstage!