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10:09 Madame_Mercy: "NOW ENTERING.. YOUR SEMI-FINAL VIXEN... THE ONE.. AND THE ONLY... MADAAAAAME...... MERCYYYYY!" And the crowd roars.. Peaking out through the curtains in one of my most signature bikinis at this point, then making my diva-like strut into the arena and out for the crowd! Pink bikini and boots to match as I bounce to the ring, waving to the crowd and jumping right up onto the apron to slide inside... I whip my hair back behind me as I start to stand to my feet, twirling all around to make sure I embrace every corner of this stadium the way that they embrace me.. Their voices making this place VIBRATE!

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10:14 Kevyn_Paparazzi: "And his opponent, the revealer of wrestlers' secrets, Kevyn Paparazzi" The speakers play Photograph by Nickelback and I enter the arena. I'm wearing green shorts, with black side stripe, black boots. I have my inseparable Nikon camera with me. As I walk towards the ring I take a few photos of the audience, then I hand the camera over to an employee next to the announcer's table. I look at you, grab the second rope and climb onto the ring apron. Then I step between the ropes and enter. I'm in front of you. Your physique is impressive, but I have several cards up my sleeve that I can play during the match. I smile and challenge you with my gaze.

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10:15 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

10:25 Madame_Mercy: "Well, well, well... Look who's back! Ready to get your ass beat AGAIN, camera boy?" I taunt as I shrug my shoulders and confidently strut to the very center of the ring. Nothing but confidence on my face as I smirk and slowly bring my arms up into the air, wiggling my fingers as I plant my feet and tighten my thighs to stance. "Bring it on!"

10:28 Kevyn_Paparazzi: "Camera boy.... Funny!" I'm right in front of you. I'm just waiting for the bell to ring. When I hear the DING that announces the start of the match I immediately reach towards you to try to wrap my right arm around your neck to take you in a side headlock and squeeze your face against my pec

10:31 Madame_Mercy: I quickly react and reach for your arm, snatching it in mid-air and holding tight before spinning my body around and twisting that wrist all the way around to hammer-lock it around your back! "Nice try, rookie! Stick to photography!" I say, as I grit my teeth and tug on your wrist to tighten the hold and strain your wrist against your lower spine as I'm behind you.

10:35 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You avoid my headlock attempt and grab my wrist. You twist it and lock my arm behind my back. I growl, I feel a little pain, but I have to react. I raise my other arm and put my hand behind your head, then I leap and fall to my knees to try to flip you onto the canvas and free myself from your lock.

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10:36 Madame_Mercy: My eyes wide as you leap like a lucha and take my head, swinging me down over your shoulder in a toss across your body as I go flipping right down onto the canvas. Landing in a painful roll as my hold releases and I go crashing towards the ropes.. "WAAOUGH?!" Trying to roll over quickly and get back up to my feet to recover, but feeling a little dizzy..

10:42 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I break free and flip you towards the ropes. I immediately stand up, as if I were a rubber band. I see you get back up quickly too. I approach you and as soon as you turn towards me I try to slap you in the face "Did you enjoy the flight?"

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10:44 Madame_Mercy: I stand, woozy and seeing clearly just yet when you whip a vicious slap right across my pale cheek! "AAWWGHH!" I yell and spit right out as my face snaps to the right and I stumble right back into the corner.. Slapping the literal bitch out of me as I grab onto the ropes while my face burns like a searing steak..

10:48 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You're in the corner and I realize that my slap affected your pride much more than your body. I smile as I approach you. I put one hand under your armpit and one behind your head, then I try to pull you towards me and finally throw you towards the opposite side of the ring, using all my strength

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10:50 Madame_Mercy: "Guurgh!?" My eyes wide once again, shaking as you grip into my armpit and neck, then hoist me right up into the air! Manhandled into flight across the ring, screaming as I soar towards the opposite side of the ring. My hair flying around, titties bouncing wildly as I come crashing down to smash onto my back and rolling into the buckles.. "AAUGHHHHH!!!" Eyes squeezed shut while I moan in agony..

10:57 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I'm looking at you, you're on the corner. I am satisfied with this start of the match. I don't want to give you time to stand up. I take a running start and go quickly towards you. Then I jump and try to hit you with the soles of my boots in the chest. I aim to hit both of your tits with each of my feet

11:00 Madame_Mercy: I don't bother standing up at all, instead letting myself keep rolling until I'm out through the ropes and onto the apron where I tumble off to land outside the ring. "Aagh.. f-fuck.." I grunt, slapping the concrete I just landed on but knowing that was a way more favorable outcome than your drop-kick... As you land, I quickly jump to my feet and snake my hands into the ring to grab your ankles and pull you towards the corner buckle.

09:15 Kevyn_Paparazzi: While I'm ready to crush your tits with my feet you run away to the side and leave me only the buckle to hit. I fall to the ground and feel my feet being grabbed. I try to bend my knees to resist, smelling danger. I try to resist

09:33 Madame_Mercy: I plant my feet and pull, yanking on your legs and putting those back muscles to some use as I attempt to drag your legs right out over the apron, sliding you on your butt towards the buckle. I cross your legs around the steel post, then wrap my own around before falling backwards like a spider to try and lock on a figure four around that corner! Hoping to really damage those legs of yours! "GRAAUGHH!! YOU'RE MINE!!! FUCKING STAYYYYY!!!!"

09:39 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You apply a terrible figure 4 leglock keeping me pinned in the corner. My crotch is pressed against the steel post, while your legs almost break mine. I cry desperately for my pain.

09:52 Madame_Mercy: The referee sliding down the apron to analyze the hold, and quickly counting me out.. But I wasn't going to let go just yet. No, I was going to make use of every debilitating second of this leg-lock. Gritting my teeth together tight as I really squeeze that wrap around your legs and twist to make sure you're wobbling for the rest of this match. "ONE... TWO... THREE....FOUR.... FIVE!" Listening to your desperate cries for mercy like it were music to my ears before I'm finally forced to open and release.. Letting you go while I crash back down under the ring.

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09:55 Kevyn_Paparazzi: When the referee starts counting I feel like a breath of fresh air after hours and minutes of apnea. His counting seems interminable. When he finally says FIVE and you let go I pull my legs back and bring my knees to my chest. I roll on the canvas, inside the ring, with my hands in my groin. It only took one maneuver for you to destroy my self-esteem and confidence

09:57 Madame_Mercy: I roll around trying to get back up to my feet, then quickly adjust my bikini top before whipping my hair back and jumping right up onto the apron. Sliding back into the ring to the sight of you still clearly reeling in pain from that figure four. "Ahahahaaha! Oh baby...." I lick my lips, standing to my feet as I walk near you and reach for your legs once again. Holding your ankles and trying to drag you back to the center of the ring.

10:06 Kevyn_Paparazzi: My legs and groin hurt. I'm on the ground in pain. It takes you a while to get into the ring, but then you grab my ankles to drag me towards the center of the ring. I try to take advantage of your position, I grit my teeth. You are leaning towards me. I lift my torso and grab your long blonde hair to pull your head towards me. Then I try to surprise you with a roll up pin

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11:11 Madame_Mercy: Right as I prepare for you some more pain, you sneakily reach up and snatch a handful of my hair before pulling me straight down into a ball! My legs folded up while you press them down and nail me in a roll-up to try and steal a victory! "AAGHHH!!!!!" I scream out, in shock and in total panic as I wiggle and wobble, hoping I can kick my thunderous thighs up and out to break out of your little pin!

11:15 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I keep my legs crossed with yours and try to keep your back on the canvas. The referee bends over to count ONE... at that moment I grab your thong and pull it to increase the pressure on your body and make it harder for you to break free. The audience groans

11:30 Madame_Mercy: Nearly breaking loose when your hand takes hold of my bottoms and you pull it right up my butt to add some leverage and keep me folded like a wallet! My feet still kicking as I try and pedal my way out, hoping to unfold my thighs as I push.. Panicking with my butt out on display like this...

11:35 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You move your feet, your legs are strong, you push me, the referee counts two, but then I can't hold on anymore and I fall on my left side. I roll onto the canvas towards the side of the ring and grab the ropes, trying to get back to my feet. My legs hurt, but the pain is easing

11:37 Madame_Mercy: I push out, quickly rolling away from you and towards my side of the ropes after that close-call. Getting my breaths in while I grab the rope and sit up, trying to pull out the wedgie you just gave me while I start getting back up to my feet.. Shaking off some of that humiliation and getting back into battle mode..

11:42 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I look at you standing on your feet "I was 3 cm far from the final of the tournament" i roar while I walk towards you with my face full of anger. I can't rush, because i still have problems to my lehs, but i move quite fast and when I'm close to my target I aim my forearm to your chin

11:51 Madame_Mercy: "AAWGH!" I shout as my face snaps up at your blow.. Rocking me pretty good as I shake my head and wind up my own punch, looking to smash my fist into the cave of your cheekbone and crunch those teeth with my knuckles! "HUURGH!!"

11:54 Kevyn_Paparazzi: UGGGG I hit you but you immediately respond with an even more powerful blow. Your fist slams into my face, which snaps to the side. I stagger a couple of steps sideways, then try to regain my balance. I get closer to you again and try to hit your navel with the sole of my boot.

12:10 Madame_Mercy: Going blow for blow, but this time you aim low! I anticipate you and quickly reach down to grab your ankle mid-air! "Ooh, now what?!" I say, holding you one legged to try and unbalance you while I come up with my next plan of attack. Then suddenly, I kick right up into your inner thigh to hurt that already tender leg!

12:27 Kevyn_Paparazzi: Block my foot. You keep me on a precarious balance. Then you hit my thigh. I scream in pain, but I try to stay balanced, I stoically grit my teeth to resist. Then I raise my right arm and show you the middle finger. Finally I try to bounce on the support foot and, using your grip as a lever, I try to hit you in the face with an enziguri kick

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12:30 Madame_Mercy: "BLOOUURGH!" My entire body rocked as I go crashing towards the side, coming down to my knees before slowly going splat onto my face. Now a dizzy mess as I slowly arch my arms and try to push my upper body from the canvas to get a better look at you while the pain radiates through my temple. "Uugghhhhhh.."

12:33 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I hit you and bounce back onto the canvas. Then I immediately get back on my feet, but I'm limping on one leg. I see you on your knees, I get closer to you. With my left hand I grab your hair to lift your head, and then with my right hand I try to punch you in the forehead

12:38 Madame_Mercy: With you straddling my stomach, I quickly fold my knees up and thrust them straight into your lower back.. Hoping as you take my head, you'll tumble forward and roll away before doing any further damage to already tender temples.. "GRUUGH.. GET OFF!"

12:46 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I grab your hair, but you quickly raise your legs and knee me in the back. I didn't expect this blow. I'm off balance and lurch forward, forced to let go of your hair. I end up with my chest against the corner, but I grab the top rope with both hands and turn towards you

12:54 Madame_Mercy: I quickly jump up to my feet, running a bit dizzily towards the corner that you're in.. I jump up into the ropes, using them as a spring to fly into the air and throw myself in a front-flip forward ~ I attempt to catch your head mid-air, pulling you straight down as I come down to the canvas like a meteor and look to smash your face straight down!

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12:59 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You come running to the corner, climb the ropes and then jump. You grab my head and slam my face into the canvas with a terrible cutter. I remain on the ground stunned, my face hurts. I try to roll under the bottom rope and exit the ring

13:05 Madame_Mercy: I land nice and easy, hitting another fabulous move to leave you reeling and clearly dazed out of your mind.. Watching as you slip out of the ring, but I waste no time in following as I quickly crawl forward and dive underneath the ropes and onto the apron.. "Heyyyyy!! Where ya going!?"

13:07 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I'm standing outside the ring, bent over, with one hand on my head and the other on the ring apron, holding myself up so I don't fall. When I see you follow me and go on the apron, close to me, I try to surprise you and grab your ankle with my hand. I pull your foot and try to make you fall onto your back on the edge of the ring apron

13:11 Madame_Mercy: You surprise me out of nowhere and pop up, reaching to snatch my leg and pulling me right down! I collapse and fall straight off the ring, crashing hard on the concrete below as you take me.. "AAAAHHH!" I scream out, landing on my back and wobbling from side to side as I seethe through the pain...

13:13 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You fall on the ring apron, I can surprise you. I take a deep breath and then put my pointing finger to my head "Who is the smartest son of a bich in this arena?". Then I turn to you and raise one arm to drop my left elbow right on your tit

13:18 Madame_Mercy: Stunned as I look up and watch your elbow come straight down and to crash and pierce right into my breast! "OWWWWIIIEEE!" Shrieking as I shrug you off and roll to my side while my hands quickly cup at my tender and now probably bruised left boob... Kicking my feet into the floor..

13:24 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You place your feet on the floor outside the ring and cover your boob with one hand. "It was quite hard, but I prefer slightly softer pillows" I grab your white hair and pull you towards me, then I try to slam your face against the support pole of the corner

13:27 Madame_Mercy: "Aawwuuhhh.. n-no.. w-wait hold on.. " I plead as you force me back up by my hair, making my scalp ache as you quickly yank me towards the corner and send me nose-first into the steel pole of the ring! "AAUUUUGHHHHHH!" A loud ding can be heard throughout the entire arena as I take my first facial and spin around before dizzily dropping back down to the floor.. "Oouuuughhhhhhhh.." Eyes spinning...

13:30 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You collapse to the ground after your face hits the iron pole. I smile and look at the audience "Did you hear that? Boing!" I laugh. Then I grab your hair and pull you to your feet. I want to push you into the ring and try to capitalize on the advantage I've gained

13:34 Madame_Mercy: You haul me back up, once again using my hair as your leash as I'm forced to my knees and up into the air to crash against the apron and roll back into the ring.. Drooling out of my mouth, trying to wipe it with my wrists as I slowly arch up and get back to my knees while you re-enter.. "Uuurghh.."

13:44 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I watch you roll into the ring as I step onto the apron. I grab the top rope, you're on your knees. I take a leap and step onto the top rope with both feet, use it as a trampoline and then bounce up to try to hit you with a missile drop kick to your head

09:52 Madame_Mercy: Using my wrists to wipe away the spit you've smashed out of my mouth and onto my lips. Trying to roll as far as I can to the center of the ring while you set-up for a bounce unlike any have seen before.. Coming down from the sky with your feet aimed for my head, I give my body one good roll and get out of the way of your stomp! "AAH?!"

09:55 Kevyn_Paparazzi: My feet hit the ground, because you roll away from my fire. I feel a strong pressure on my knees, my legs shake and I have a hard time keeping my balance. I stagger towards the corner, manage to reach it, then I grab the ropes and turn to see where you are

10:00 Madame_Mercy: I use the momentum of my roll to jump back up to knees, then quickly to my feet. While you're recovering, I start lunging towards you, waiting for you to turn around before I jump in, grab your head, turn my body around and drop your jaw straight down onto my shoulder in attempts to land a huge Stunner!

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10:04 Kevyn_Paparazzi: As I turn around you grab my head, put my chin on your shoulder. My eyes are directed towards your deep cleavage. I bend over and when your ass hits the mat my chin takes a huge hit. My head shoots back, my feet lift off the mat and I fly back. I hit my back against the buckles and put my arms on the highest ropes. My legs can't hold me, but I hang in the corner like a crucifix

10:08 Madame_Mercy: Sitting on my butt, comfy while I listen to you stumble into the corner behind me. A smirk on my face realizing that I've most certainly done some damage, but it's what I do now that really counts. I jump up to my feet and turn towards you, then give my butt a spank for the crowd before CHARGING into you full speed.. Then jumping up and kicking my feet out into drop-kick straight into your guts!

10:12 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I can't recover in time and even though I see you running towards me, my movements are too slow to try to avoid your attack. You kick me in the stomach. My mouth opens wide and my ass pops on the second turnbuckle. I take my hands off the top ropes to put them on my stomach, so I slide to my knees, bent forward, with my back to the corner.

10:15 Madame_Mercy: I land just in front of you, laid down and watching your body slowly collapse off the corner and into a kneel before me. I start to get back up to my feet, locked in on trying to finish you off right here and now.. I reach in to take your head, quickly pulling you in towards me and tucking your head down between my thighs. I barely lift your body up before trying to drop you down head-first with the Mercy-Driver!

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10:18 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I feel you grab me and pull me towards you. I can't resist, you act with force and force. You drag my head between your legs and then you make it hit the mat. I remain on the ground, between your thighs, completely stunned

10:19 Madame_Mercy: I crawl over on top of you, pushing you onto your back while I lay across your mid-section. One hand down towards your legs, trying to pull up on the back of your left knee to hook your leg up into the air for the pin-fall count! "ONE..... TWO...! " The referee slaps quickly..

10:22 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You put me on my back, then you pull my left leg. But luckily we are close to the ropes. The referee counts quickly, but just before the three, he notices that my right foot has touched the bottom rope and so he decides not to complete the count

10:24 Madame_Mercy: The count stops, so I lift my head and catch a glance at your foot just barely hanging on that bottom rope. "Oogh, you're a sneaky one!" I say over your face while I slowly peel up from the pin and back away from you. The referee makes some space as I start to get back up to my feet, now waving you up with my hands to see if you can even stand... "Come on then, get up Kev!"

10:29 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You walk away from me and tell me to get up. The crowd can't believe the match isn't over. I put my hands on the mat and then get up on my knees. I look up and see you waving at me to get up. I shake my head and get back up, but I stagger, still under the effect of your driver.

10:33 Madame_Mercy: Patiently waiting for you to stand and noticing how much you're struggling. "Hah, this is some kind of joke.. right?" I ask you, then turn my head towards the one of the front-row audience members. "HEY! SNAP A PICTURE OF THIS!" I shout, making her pull her phone out and immediately start recording us in the ring... And that's when I turn back to you and attempt a swift but accurate kick to the very center of your stomach!

10:35 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You waste your time talking to the crowd and messing around in the ring while I use all the time I have to recover my strength. When you advance towards me I prepare for your attack. I grab your foot with both hands, I keep you balanced on one foot for a moment and then I push your foot to the right side to make you rotate

10:37 Madame_Mercy: "HUH?!" I shout, shocked at your sudden burst of strength as you catch my foot mid-air and hold.. Balancing on my foot, trying to find a way to attack but I can't.. And before I can react again, you throw my foot to the side and force my body to spin right around. "WOAAAAAAH?!"

10:42 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I'm in a lot of trouble, but I manage to avoid your kick and then I make you rotate with your torso. I immediately try to wrap my arm around your pole and then I throw myself on my knees to pull you and make your back hit my floor, with a Randy Opton's Back breaker

10:42 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

10:45 Madame_Mercy: I can't see you, and as I catch myself on my feet, I'm instantly whipped backwards and down to snap flat on my back over-top of yours.. "AOUUUGH..?!" Crushing my spine as I land on my ass and fall into a lay.. Whole body sprawled out, my eyes big and starry while my back is in anguish.. Unsure of what even just happened to me as I start to roll to my side with my hand across my back.

10:50 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I stay on all fours, while you roll away. I needed this break to catch my breath and regain some strength. I have no urgency to attack you, I look at you, then slowly stand up and wait for you to do the same "I'm standing, Madame shit. You're the one lying down now"

10:53 Madame_Mercy: I roll all the way onto my stomach, then push up to start arching onto my knees. Taking some well needed deep breaths after that back-busting drop and using your cockiness to recover as you wait. Instead of getting to my feet, I crawl to the ropes and attempt to throw myself right under them and fall out of the ring..

10:56 Kevyn_Paparazzi: "Oh my god. The self-proclaimed most dominant woman in the federation runs out of the ring." I regain energy, more and more, as the seconds pass. "You're right to walk away!". I look at the ref and start to count to let him do the same "ONE... TWO..."

10:58 Madame_Mercy: I land on my hands and knees next to the apron, then lift the sheet beneath the ring to pull out a steel chair.. Getting to my feet, I can hear the count and realize that I'm just a seconds from being disqualified.. I slide the chair in, pushing hard to get it into the center of the ring as I start climbing back up onto the apron to stop the count.

11:00 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I look at you, you enter the ring with a steel chair "What the fuck are you doing?" I push the referee towards you to indicate that he should take the chair. Then I signal to a ringside attendant and get something similar to a sheet of paper, then I turn back to you and show you a photo "Put that chair down or this photo will end up on social media!"

11:01 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

11:09 Madame_Mercy: My eyes couldn't believe it.. Where you got those photos from was beyond me, and in one more tap they would have ended up all over the internet.. Then again, my body was no secret and a few google searches would prove that. I swallow my pride, focusing on my title than my ego and quickly step through the ropes and SNATCH the photo from your hand.. Trying to slap it towards the referee..

11:12 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You snatch the phone out of my hands and throw it at the referee. But that gives me time to attack so I try to hit your chin with my right forearm

11:19 Madame_Mercy: "OURGH.." I groan, stepping back with my face to the side as I recover.. I lunge back in fire an MMA style elbow, attempting to sweep it across your right-side jawline.

11:23 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You immediately hit me with an elbow to the jaw. My head once again snaps to the side. You are strong, I must not have scruples about using some illegal blows. I rotate my torso towards you, now the match has become a brawl without rules. I try to aim for your right breast to hit it with a left jab

11:31 Madame_Mercy: The referee distracted with the photo, now not enforcing any rules anymore as you smash your knuckle right into my boob.. "OOW.. " I yell out, growling now more angry than I am in pain as you target my money-maker.. I duck down and fire a straight punch into the very square of your crotch!

11:34 Kevyn_Paparazzi: My forbidden blow somehow authorizes you to play dirty and while the referee is still busy with his cell phone you hit me with a punch in the balls. I moan, bend over and put my hands on my groin. I bend my knees and with my face I touch your chest

11:37 Madame_Mercy: The chair in place, the referee hypnotized by that violating picture but I wasn't worried any more.. I take your head as it rests against my chest, arching up as I wrap my arm over your neck to head-lock.. "IT'S.." ~ The crowd in anticipation now as I suddenly throw my body back and attempt to whip your head straight down into the steel-chair with a DDT! "OVER!"

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11:41 Kevyn_Paparazzi: While the pain in my balls prevents me from making any movement, you grab my head, imprison it under your armpit and finally slam it on the steel chair. I remain lying on the ground, arms wide, motionless. I am unconscious

11:43 Madame_Mercy: The ring with a loud thud and shake as you drop, and that's when I scream out towards the ref "HEY, IDIOT!! OVER HERE!" I push your body over and quickly slam mine across your stomach. My arm snaked down your leg once more, hooking it up into the air while the referee gets zoned in again and starts to count.. "ONE..... TWOOO!"

11:44 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You cover me, the referee sees the chair, he doesn't know what to do, but then he counts. I don't move. The impact of my head against the steel structure is too strong. I don't move. THREE

11:46 Madame_Mercy: The bell rings! ~ "YES.. AGHH.. FINALLY.." I shout, throwing your leg back down as I palm your mid-section and push to help myself back up to my feet. The crowd stands to their feet, exploding in awe at yet another victory for the People's Diva.. I pump my chest out, swinging my arms around and waving to the crowd as they send their love.. Leaving the failed Paparazzi snob a drooling mess yet again!

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11:52 Kevyn_Paparazzi: The bell rings and I don't even realize what happened. I'm in the center of the ring passed out while you and the crowd celebrate your victory