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13:04 Kelly-Awesome: I come out of the tent and head for the ring on the beach.. already sweating from the hot Sun, as I slide under the ropes and go to my corner.. stretching..

13:08 Kelly-Awesome:

13:10 Biff_the_Bruiser: A crowd has started to assemble around the ring, which is set up right on the water for this special intergender match. First one to hit the water loses the match. I approach the ring wearing only swim trunks and slide my big body into the ring ......ready to face the lovely blonde Kelly, who is clearly the crowd favorite.

13:11 Biff_the_Bruiser:

13:11 Kelly-Awesome: DING! DING! The bell sounds, and I turn and push off.. eyes on you as I start to circle.. looking for an opening

13:13 Biff_the_Bruiser: You start circling the ring, looking to use your speed against me no doubt. I move toward you and try to cut off the ring...attempting to grab your arm and pull you closer.

13:14 Kelly-Awesome: I yank my arm back as you lunge for it.. and begin dancing.. “ Youre still to SLOW!!” I tease.. smiling.. as I fake a lunge at you, but go low.. diving for one of your big legs.

13:17 Biff_the_Bruiser: you show off your speed as you dance around the ring in your sexy bikini......I growl at your taunt "You cant run forever girl"......knowing the hot sun will slow you down eventually. But then you go low, diving for my legs which causes me to stumble and go down to one knee.

13:18 Kelly-Awesome: I hold on, as you go down.. I now dig in my legs and push my body into yours.. trying to get you to topple backwards.

13:19 Biff_the_Bruiser: you shove your hot body against mine, both of us starting to get sweaty now.......its distracting but i push back, trying to get you down on your back.

13:22 Kelly-Awesome: Grrrrr.. I don’t give ground.. but it’s a stalemate.. I finally let go of your leg, and try to scamper around to your back…

13:24 Biff_the_Bruiser: Instead of going down, you let go and move around behind me ...jumping onto my broad back...'hey.......get off me!"

13:26 Kelly-Awesome: “Hahaha.. No Waaaay !!” I yell.. now trying to wrap my sweaty hands around your head.

13:28 Biff_the_Bruiser: You start trying to choke me out, riding me like a big bronco. I bend my body forward, then reach back to grab your head and try to flip you over my head.

13:30 Kelly-Awesome: Whoooaa!! I go flying over you body shaking as I land in front of you.. hitting the mat hard, and having to let go of your head.

13:31 Biff_the_Bruiser: I send you flying over my head to land with a big thump as the crowd roars. I try to follow up with a stomp on your belly.

13:35 Kelly-Awesome: As you lumber up, I roll away.. Just as your heavy leg comes crashing down.. missing me.. again I grab at it.. trying to yank it and twist it, hoping to puuulllll you over me

13:37 Biff_the_Bruiser: you roll outta the way just in time, then try to grab my leg but i pull it away and send a kick at your ribs. Determined to stay on the offensive now.

13:39 Kelly-Awesome: Ugggh!! Your kick connects, and I grunt as your foot hurts .. I roll away, gasping for air.. as I try to get some distance to recover.. as the fans encourage me. !!

13:41 Biff_the_Bruiser: my kick sends you rolling away in pain, gasping for air. I follow and try to pull you up by your pretty blonde hair, then whip you toward the ropes near the water. Attempting to set you up for the finish!

13:45 Kelly-Awesome: Damn, but as you try to lift me by my hair, I grown.. but then send my elbow up .. hard.. between your legs (is that allowable?)

13:46 Biff_the_Bruiser: (no but you get one warning lol)

13:48 Biff_the_Bruiser: I start to pull you up but before i can complete my move, i feel your elbow hitting my balls aaaaaaaaagghh......i let go and back off while the ref gives you a warning. "next one will be a DQ Kelly!" he says

13:51 Kelly-Awesome: I glare at the ref, but I do know the rules.. as you start to back up, I now lunge at you.. trying to spear you down onto the mat..

13:53 Biff_the_Bruiser: Im still trying to recover from that low blow and you take full advantage, hitting me with a spear to the body oooooooff.........down i go onto my back, with you on top.

13:57 Kelly-Awesome: I got you down, and I take advantage of getting on top of you.. I straddle you with my thighs, making sure your arms are under my legs.. as I look down at your face.. “Wanna .. GIIIIVE?” I sneer

13:59 Biff_the_Bruiser: You pin me to the mat even though you cant win that way, taunting me.......i pull one arm free and reach up to grab your head, trying to pull you down for a kiss.

14:03 Kelly-Awesome: Damn!! I mutter, but your too strong for me.. and I lips meet.. but I quickly bring my head back.. and then do a head butt into your face.. while slowly sliding my sweaty butt up higher and higher towards your face.

14:05 Biff_the_Bruiser: We kiss but then you quickly break it off......i raise my arm to protect my face as you try to slam me with a headbutt.......then shove you off to the side as i try to roll up to my knees.

14:17 Kelly-Awesome: Damnit! I roll away, but not far.. and as you try to get up, I grab the back of your trunks, and puuullll you back down onto the mat.

14:20 Biff_the_Bruiser: I start to get up but you grab the back of my trunks, pulling me down again with a thump .....Hey! i yell out as Kelly starts to throw her weight around. 😉

14:24 Kelly-Awesome: As you come back down, I now try to wrap my thighs around your head… pulling on your hair to move your head in closer to my crotch…

14:26 Biff_the_Bruiser: You wrap those smooth thighs around my head, pulling me in toward that sweet spot btwn your legs uffffffff......im sweating hard with the effort to pull free, jabbing at your ribs or whatever i can hit.......unnggghh.......leggo blondie!

14:33 Kelly-Awesome: “No Waaaaay” I scream.. now bouncing my butt up and down, trying to tighten my hold on your head… hoping to get you to fade.

14:37 Biff_the_Bruiser: I start to slowly fade as i cant escape ........ my face trapped there btwn your legs mmmmmmppphh

14:39 Kelly-Awesome: I move in closer.. and now I’m able to connect my ankles in front of your face… adding even more pressure.. and pain.. to my head scissors…. As I punch at your head to keep you from moving.

14:40 Biff_the_Bruiser: I appear to be out now, even as you punch my head.......but if i am still conscious i dont react.

14:42 Kelly-Awesome: I finally sense you go limp.. and I raise my hands in victory.. but I know I’m not done until you get wet… so I finally unlock my legs… and now grab the back of your shorts.. grunting.. as I drag you towards the ropes.. and the water..

14:44 Biff_the_Bruiser: Lying there limply like a big side of beef as you get up and grab the back of my trunks and start dragging my heavy body toward the ropes......but its slow going and i have time to start waking up . As we reach the ropes, i send an elbow back into your gut.

14:47 Kelly-Awesome: Uggggg!!! You wake up, and your elbow stings.. but it lacks the force of what I know youre capable of.. so I let you go.. I move towards the middle of the ring.. and now charge at you.. dropping down onto the mat, feet in front of me… as I attempt a baseball slide into your body.. to get you outta the ring.

14:49 Biff_the_Bruiser: My elbow strike stopped you in your tracks, then you retreat to the middle of the ring while i lean against the ropes catching my breath. You come with a low slide at my legs that knocks me onto the apron but i grab the bottom rope.........hanging on tightly to keep from falling into the water.

14:52 Kelly-Awesome: Damn !! I’m sooooo close to getting you down… I now slide between the ropes.. so we’re both on the ring apron.. and wrap my thighs again around your head.. in a standing scissors.. as I hold onto the ropes for balance.

14:57 Biff_the_Bruiser: you come out on the apron and wrap those sexy legs around my head as i try to get up ......but i then i bring my big knee up into your belly as hard as i can........both of us in a precarious position now as we fight back and forth for dominance.

14:59 Kelly-Awesome: My eyes open wide, as your knee connects.. but my abs are rock hard, so little damage is done… but I start to lose my balance, leaning over the ring apron.. but continuing to hold onto your head… “If I go down, we BOTH get WET!!” I scream

15:02 Biff_the_Bruiser: I can see my knee strike hurt you even though you try not to show it. I feel your scissors start to loosen up a bit as you are losing your balance....one more punch shld do it ......targeting your ribs now.

15:04 Kelly-Awesome: Ugggh!! You continue punching.. attacking my body.. I try to hold onto the ropes, but I’m slipping.. unable to keep my scissors tight.. my one last try, is now to jump back off the apron.. with you still between my legs.. so that we both end up in the water.

15:08 Biff_the_Bruiser: I finally get free of your legs with that last punch......but as you fall backwards off the apron into the water i get pulled along with you and we both go down......hitting the water together with a big splash!

15:11 Kelly-Awesome: We both hit the water with a huge splash!! Sending tidal waves in all directions.. My suit barely stays on, and is now putting on a good show for all the rowdy fans.. I gasp and struggle to gulp in air.. and when I look up, I see the ref, signaling for a DRAW !!

15:14 Biff_the_Bruiser: The ref is signalling that the match is a draw as he rings the bell. I look at you gasping for air next to me and i grab your head and push you under the water, not ready to accept that i didnt win the match. " Down you go Kelly ha ha"

15:20 Biff_the_Bruiser: But the fans all start booing me, so i let you surface and help you outta the water. Then both of us collapse on the beach, exhausted from the long match. End