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09:02 Edoardo: The time has finally come for one of the most anticipated matches of the OPCW show. The crowd's attention shifts from the ring to the big screen, where they can watch a no-holds-barred fight. I've prepared myself mentally and physically for this match. I KNOW it will be a tough battle against a bitter rival. I'm wearing denim jeans and ochre boots. I enter the bar and look around. There's no referee, no need. There's no one. I stand in the center of the room waiting for my opponent.

09:02 Edoardo:

09:15 Madame_Mercy: Boots heavy on the hardwood. Tight denim clinging to my hips like it was stitched on in sin. My white top tied around my tits, riding just enough to tease, and more than enough to please. I crack my neck, roll my shoulders, and keep walking through the crowd. Tables pull back. A bar stool tips over. I toss a wink at some poor soul too stunned to blink, while the boys behind start to choke on their drinks. Every step making my curves quake, leaving this bar absolutely dazzled as I toss my platinum mane back. Approaching you slow, licking my lips like I'm ready to devour you.

09:15 Madame_Mercy:

09:21 Edoardo: You enter the bar too, and I startle. A shiver runs through my body; now the challenge is real. I look at you and stand in front of you, as if to challenge you with my gaze. My eyes meet yours. "I've been waiting for this moment to come."

09:25 Edoardo:

09:28 Madame_Mercy: I smirk, brows raised.. "Waiting? Heh... for what? To get your ass kicked? That's a little weird!" I take a step towards the bar stand, holding two fingers up for the barista. I throw a wink, and two shots slide down the table. "Shall we?"

09:34 Edoardo: I grab the shot glass and down its contents without knowing what it was, just a shot. "WOW Tequila!" I say with a smile. Then I close the shot glass in my fist and then, without warning, I try to hit you on the cheek with a straight right.

09:41 Madame_Mercy: I raise my glass for yours, when suddenly I'm smacked with a sudden right! "GUGH!" My head bouncing, shot nearly slipping out of my fingers.. I give my head a shake, focused through the blur in my vision and quickly retaliate. "Grrrrr.. HYAH!" I swing my free hand out in a claw, trying to tangle my fingers into your hair as I place my shot down on the table and attempt to whip your forehead straight down over the glass!

09:49 Edoardo: I hit you and you stagger, but then your reaction is swift. You grab my hair and slam my face into the table and glass. "OOOUUUGHHH" My head almost bounces, I stagger and touch my forehead. I'm in pain, I try to step back to create space between us.

09:57 Madame_Mercy: I yank your head back again before you can fully escape, gripping you by the hair with one hand and grabbing your waistband with the other. With a vicious grunt, I yaaank! Attempting to shove you down chest-first against the bar and the left-over glass.. Pushing down on your head, making you kiss and slurp the alcohol as I rub it in your face. "HOW'S THE TEQUILA? HUH?!"

10:01 Edoardo: You grab my hair again and rub my face on the alcohol-stained counter. I drink the tequila that's on the counter, which you'd spilled from your glass earlier. "Shit" i moan while my face rubs on the top of the bar. I smell the tequila, i can't say I hate it, but I immediately try to react, elbowing you backwards, towards your stomach.

10:03 Madame_Mercy: Grinding my teeth together, much like I'm grinding your face into the sticky stand. Taking my time, enjoying every second and making sure you lick up every last bit of Tequila.. "NYOOOGH!" I gasp, a sudden sharp pain in my abs forces my grip loose as I go stumbling back.. Reaching for my stomach, panting..

10:08 Edoardo:

10:09 Edoardo: I'm still bent over, my chest on the bar, but I've managed to push you away from me. I reach out and grab a rag the bartender had used to wipe the bar earlier. The rag is still wet. I whip around and use the rag like a heavy whip to hit you in the face.

10:17 Madame_Mercy: QUAAPOW! "AAUUUUUGHH!" My hair flung, body sent twirling as you smack me across the face with that sticky, and oh-so heavy rag.. The sound of the whip startling the crowd, echoing off the walls as I spin and crash to my hands and knees.. Crawling around, scrambling blind as my face BUURNS....

10:23 Edoardo: The blow with the wet rag obviously hurt you. I see some kind of abrasion on your face. I still have the rag in my hands. "Your face was dirty, I had to clean it!" I throw the rag to cover your face and then lunge toward you, my shoulder against your abdomen, to push your back against the pool table.

10:25 Edoardo:

10:34 Madame_Mercy: My eyes just burning, barely able to see in front of me as I claw into the hardwood below and desperately try to make some distance. Grabbing onto what felt like a pool table, hauling my heavy body up from the floor.. Only for you to come spearing into my abs, crushing my stomach as I crash back into the hard side of the table.. "BWAUUUGH!" I cry out, my body folding slightly, arms draped over the table behind me for balance. Pain shoots up my spine. My legs wobbling.

10:38 Edoardo: The table shakes as your back hits it. I take a step back, but I have no intention of stopping my beating. "What did you expect to find in my hellish bar?" I see the pool cues and decide to grab one. I take advantage of your moment of pain to step away for a moment, but as soon as I grab it, I turn back to you. I brandish a cue to hit you in the abdomen, as if I were hitting a baseball.

10:40 Madame_Mercy: My lip quivering, still moaning after that tormenting blow.. Your hand sneakily reaching for one of the pool cues, and immediately the panic starts to set in. I gulp down the pain, bracing through as I immediately swing my boot right up between your thighs! Looking to crush your balls so hard, that the cue just falls out of your hand! "GYAAGH!"

10:43 Edoardo: I'm ready to hit you with the pool cue, but your leg moves so quickly. Your foot slips between my thighs and hits me square in the balls, crushing them. I drop the cue and put my hands on my groin. I freeze and gasp in pain.

11:02 Madame_Mercy: I take a second while you writhe and reach for your busted nuts, catching some air to power up.. The table still behind, and now I've got an idea! I lunge forward, swinging my right arm down between your thighs! My other arm over your back as I power you up, attempting to fall back and whip you back for a power-slam onto the pool table!

11:21 Edoardo: The blow to my balls was tremendous, I couldn't move. You showed unexpected strength. You lifted me up and slammed my back into the pool table. The blow was very hard, I groaned in pain, and lay there on the green carpet, dazed, staring at the ceiling of the bar.

11:30 Edoardo:

11:34 Madame_Mercy: I nearly fall with you, but end up planting you right across the green and almost crushing you through the table.. I turn and start to climb up with you, trying to whip my glistening sugar-coated mane back as I grab onto your arm and start hauling you up to your feet. I turn you to the side, taking your arm and pump-handling it through your legs.. Giving it a good thrust up into your balls, letting them grind into your pelvis while I hike your other arm up! "Still awake Edoardo..?" I whisper into your ear.. Setting you up..

11:41 Edoardo: I'm stunned, and I shake my head to regain my composure. You climb onto the pool table and, grabbing my arm, pull me up. I make a desperate move, considering there's no disqualification. I grab your breast and squeeze it with a claw. "What do you think about, bitch!" I roar

11:41 Edoardo:

11:47 Madame_Mercy: "AAAAAAHHHH?!" I screech, my eyes bursting wide as my entire hold on you goes loose! Your hand clawed right around my boob, crushing it inside your grip and making me wince in pain! "AGH. FUCKIN.. LET GO!" I scream out, releasing my pump-handle and swinging my elbow into your guts to try and break free.

11:58 Edoardo: Luckily, I manage to break your move before it's too late. You scream, I squeeze your tit with my hand. You let go, but then you hit me in the stomach. I stagger, then I kick one foot off the table and fall to the floor. OUUUCHHH, I try to roll away while moaning in pain.

12:19 Madame_Mercy: I slowly try to un-curl my body after painful squeeze, adjusting my top and looking down over the table to try and find you. I throw my elbow out, smacking it as I squat off the rim of the pool table.. "COME BACK HERE, BITCH!" Roaring at the top of my lungs as I explode into the air, falling elbow first aiming for that spinal cord!

12:21 Edoardo: You jumped and landed with your elbow exposed, with all your weight, on my back. I was on all fours, and when you hit me, you crushed me to the floor. I screamed in pain, "AAAAAGRRR." I writhed on the ground, arching my back and moaning.

12:29 Madame_Mercy: I crash onto your back, piercing that precious spine and feeling it rattle under my elbow.. I roll off, bouncing off the floorboards and pouncing onto my feet. I take a quick gulp of air, just letting you writhe for a moment while I grab one of the fallen pool balls.. I find that same wet rag, hiding the pool ball inside and swinging it violently, firing it down for your back yet again!

12:32 Edoardo: I'm on the ground, my back is in pieces. Then I feel a bomb hit me. "AAAAGRR" I scream in pain, crawling on the ground, using my hands. The impact is tremendous, I try to reach a chair to pull myself up.

12:32 Edoardo:

12:35 Madame_Mercy: "YEAH! DOES IT HURT?! HUUH?!" I keep swinging the ball-covered rag around in the air, whipping it in circles and lunging towards you! This time aiming lower, trying to take your entire support system as I swing for that knee! Looking to crush your leg as I WHIP!

12:42 Edoardo: I'm in pain, holding onto a chair as I stand up. You follow me. I watch you out of the corner of my eye. When you try to hit me in the knee from behind, I shift my leg to send you slacking, then I raise the same leg you were trying to hit me with and, balancing myself with my hands on the chair, I attempt a mule kick, regardless of where I hit you.

12:46 Madame_Mercy: Before I can fully cock the swing, it's your leg that rockets back and sneakily pierces my gut! "MUUGH.." My hair falling forward, body folding as I gasp and stumble back.. The rag slipping from my hand as I quickly wrap my arms around my stomach to coddle the pain..

12:56 Edoardo: I take a deep breath. I move slowly, feeling like my back is in pain. I see you stagger from my kick. I grab your top, right where the knot is, between your breasts. I pull you hard, then pivot and try to slam you against the wall of the bar.

12:59 Madame_Mercy: Your finger curled around the knot of my top, making me shake my head when I'm suddenly yanked right in! "WWOAGHH!" Forced forward, barely in control my feet as I go splatting tits-first into the wooden wall! "OOOF!" My body rebounding, wobbling off the wall and swaying like I'm tipsy..

13:04 Edoardo: You hit the wall and bounce back, coming back to me. "Oh, your airbags have fully deployed." I grab one of the bar chairs. I close it and then try to hit you from behind with it.

13:08 Madame_Mercy: Stumbling around, trying to find air and time to recover when.. "AAAAGHH!" Debris goes flying off the chair that you just bashed into my back! I fall to my knees, bridging and barely able to shut my mouth from the paralyzing pain.. "AAAAAHH.....!"

13:11 Edoardo: I hit you, the sound of the chair slamming into your back is music to my ears. You collapse to your knees. I'm behind you. "Now let's end this pain in the ass!" I grab the wet rag on the floor beside me, wrap it around your neck, and then place my knee behind your shoulders. I pull hard to strangle you. "Give up!" I growl.

13:17 Madame_Mercy: "ACK! NYUUGH.. GGGAAH" Eyes red, and wide.. My whole body jerking, and spasming with every second of this debilitating strangle. I claw into the floorboards, pulling and pulling.. Trying to get a little closer to one of the fallen vodka bottles..

13:21 Edoardo: I see you trying to move toward something that might help you free yourself. I can't risk it. There's a bottle not far from you. "That's a bad idea, sweetie." Then I lean back to sit on the ground and tighten my grip on your neck.

13:27 Madame_Mercy: My skin starting to flush hot red, feeling the daze starting to hit from the pressure and lack of oxygen. Rocking my body back and forth, desperate to buck you off your grip as I swing my head into yours to tru crush your teeth with my skull!

13:31 Edoardo: I pull with all my strength, but as I sit up to increase the pressure on your throat, you find an opening to react. Your platinum blonde hair covers my face. The back of your neck hits my nose and mouth squarely. I'm forced to let go. I roll to the floor with my hands covering my face. A trickle of blood seeps from my nose and covers my teeth.

13:33 Madame_Mercy: I break free, gasping for air.. And now SMELLING BLOOD.. Finding my second and final wind, struggling my way up to my knees.. I grab onto your hair, pulling as I get to my feet.. I slowly climb up onto the pool table once more, dragging your heavy body up with me.. Throwing my forearm in your teeth to try and keep you stunned. "GET UP!"

13:37 Edoardo: You grab me by the hair and force me to stand up. I see stars, I feel dizzy. I try to push you, "Let me go." I stagger as you drag me to the pool table.

13:42 Madame_Mercy: I force you up, resisting your push as I bend over and grab the 8-ball off the table and quickly shove it into the crotch of your jeans... "FUCK... YOU!" I roar, attempting to swing my knee up and crush your balls with my balls!

13:46 Edoardo: You shove the black ball down my pants, placing it right at the height of my scrotum. "No, no, please!" but you don't listen to my words. Your knee slams between my thighs, the ball crushes my balls, and I feel all my strength leaving me. I collapse on my knees in front of you. My face is red, I can't breathe. I look at you with tears in my eyes.

13:52 Edoardo:

13:54 Madame_Mercy: Starting to see the light at the end of this brutal tunnel.. Your body at it's imminent collapse, and I'm just moments from finally putting you out. I reach into your jeans, grabbing the 8-ball and ripping it out before dropping it over the table.. I step back, sending a kick across your stomach to try and force you on all fours..

13:55 Edoardo:

13:57 Edoardo: I don't have a shred of strength left, you take the 8-ball out of my pants and then with the tip of your boot you hit me in the stomach. I huff and slump forward. I put my hands on the ground. I'm on all fours in front of you.

13:59 Madame_Mercy: I catch the ball with my heel, rolling it right underneath your face as you hover above it.. "Don't worry.. These won't be the last balls you'll get to eat.." I grunt, taking one big breath before I leap up into the air.. Coming down with a double legged stomp aimed straight for the back of your skull, looking to Curb-Stomp your face into the ball and send you crushing through the table with my weight..

14:04 Edoardo: You stomp on my head and slam it into the ground. My face slams into the 8-ball. I feel my brain constrict, my brain nearly explodes. I lose my senses and lie slumped on the ground, lifeless, completely unconscious.

14:04 Edoardo:

14:08 Madame_Mercy: No referee to count you out, just the sound of your brain being scrambled was all I needed to know it was over.. I throw my frizzed out hair back, limping towards the barely there bar stand.. Seeing just one more shot, sitting there, a lone survivor. "Cheers, Edoardo!" I raise the glass, and glug!

14:11 Edoardo: I lay on the floor, my motionless body and my bloody fare are down. I am unconscious

14:13 Edoardo: