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18:50 Jeremy_Young: There are only a few spectators in this courtyard for an outdoor match. Daisy and I have talked, we’ve challenged each other, and now here we are—face to face. I’m highly motivated, especially after being defeated by Jessie, her tag team partner. Now, I want to prove my worth. There’s no entrance music, no announcer; I simply walk toward the ring and step inside. I head to my corner, ignoring the crowd. My focus is entirely on the match and my opponent. I’m waiting for her to arrive so I can go on the attack.

18:50 Jeremy_Young:

18:51 Daisy_Lynn: I walk out of the back door of the house and I walk amongst the crowd mainly dominated by men. I'm standing at 6 ft 169 lb. I'm wearing my light blue one piece and my yellow sneakers as I slip into the ring. I go to my corner as I look at you vowing to beat you hopefully worse than when my partner beat you

18:58 Jeremy_Young:

18:58 Jeremy_Young: As soon as you set foot in the ring, I walk toward you, looking menacing, and confront you. I am not intimidated by your mammoth height; I stand before you, ready to fight.

18:59 Daisy_Lynn: Right when I get in the ring you were right there in front of me trying to intimidate you. Then I hesitate but then I put my hands on your shoulders trying to shove you away from me

19:00 Jeremy_Young:

19:00 Jeremy_Young: You push me, and I’m forced to step back. Your strength is impressive; I slam my back against the ropes—I’m taken by surprise.

19:01 Daisy_Lynn: I take a step back getting ready but then the Bell finally rings so I Rush at you looking to hit a forearm to your chest while you're up against the ropes

19:03 Jeremy_Young:

19:06 Jeremy_Young: I’m leaning with my arms on the top rope, my back to the ropes. I see you coming like a freight train, and there’s no time for me to move. Your arm strikes my chest, slamming me into the ropes; my feet lift off the ground, and I roll over the top rope, then tumble out of the ring.

19:07 Jeremy_Young:

19:07 Jeremy_Young:

19:08 Daisy_Lynn: The forearm to your chest knocks you over the ropes and I watch you go tumbling down to the grass. This match is off to a fast start. I slipped through the ropes and I jump down to the grass and then grabbing your head with both hands and I start pulling you up to your feet

19:08 Jeremy_Young:

19:10 Jeremy_Young: You follow me out of the ring, and I let out a huff. I watch as you grab my hair to pull me to my feet. I first drop to my knees, then try to catch you off guard with a punch to the stomach.

19:10 Jeremy_Young:

19:11 Daisy_Lynn: I'm thinking this might be easy and as I start pulling you up I watch you drop to your knees then that quick fist hits my soft belly making me grunt and bend over a bit towards you. I hear most of the crowd getting behind you as they seem to be favoring you. I hold my belly as we stand outside of the ring in the grass

19:14 Jeremy_Young: You are doubled over, clutching your stomach in pain. I stand up and place my hands on your head, my fingers running through your thick, blonde hair. I rest my head against your chin, then drop back down to my knees to strike you with a jawbreaker.

19:14 Jeremy_Young:

19:15 Daisy_Lynn: My chin gets rattled hitting the top of your head and my body bounces back and I collapse onto the grass as I hold my chin a little bit stunned.

19:18 Jeremy_Young: I stand up and look at the audience, touching my head. I know you’re the one who took the worst of it. I shake my head and approach you, trying to land a series of stomps on your body to weaken you.

19:18 Jeremy_Young:

19:20 Daisy_Lynn: Unfortunately I'm laying there unable to defend myself and I got quite a few kicks from your boot to my body all over. I try to move and crawl out of the way but more of those kicks hit my body flattening me into the grass.

19:22 Jeremy_Young: I hope I’ve weakened you enough. As soon as I stop hitting you, I grab your hair. I pull you up, forcing you to your feet: "Come on, you old Yeti—get up!"

19:23 Jeremy_Young:

19:24 Daisy_Lynn: I hate it when you call me old and a yeti. I am tall and I need to use that to my advantage but you're taking control. You got me up by my hair and I can stand up to my feet now feeling where you kicked me earlier

19:28 Jeremy_Young: I drag you along with me, pulling you by your hair. I bring you to the fence, then shove you so that your face and chest slam against the outer barriers of the backyard.

19:28 Jeremy_Young:

19:29 Daisy_Lynn: I was expecting to get rolled back into the ring but I get taken to the fence and now my chest and my face hit the wooden fence hard with the big thud making the fence shake a bit. The crowd is getting behind you. I hold on to the top of the fence with both hands to keep my balance

19:31 Jeremy_Young: I grab your arm and spin your torso around. I look at you, then lift my foot to strike your chest with my heel, slamming your back against the wooden posts of the fence.

19:32 Daisy_Lynn: Suddenly my chest gets kicked hard back into the fence along with the back of my head hitting the wooden panels. I get it dazed look on my face holding my head now as it's harder for me to stand up straight.

19:33 Jeremy_Young:

19:37 Jeremy_Young: You seem to be in a lot of pain; I want to press the advantage. I grab your head, my hands still tangled in your hair. This time, I pull you toward the ring and try to roll you inside.

19:37 Jeremy_Young:

19:38 Daisy_Lynn: My hair you are using perfectly treating me like a bitch. Then I find myself getting rolled into the ring and I roll a few times towards the center. I lay on my belly then I start pushing up to my hands and knees trying to get up knowing you're following me in

19:41 Jeremy_Young: You roll inside and I follow, but I don’t go all the way in; I stop on the ring apron. Seeing you on all fours—hands and knees on the canvas—I grab the top rope, leap up, and use it like a springboard. I push off with both feet, soar high into the air, and come crashing down with a leg drop across the back of your neck.

19:41 Jeremy_Young:

19:42 Daisy_Lynn: Figuring you would go for my hair again to pull me up but then I feel the hard leg drop to the back of my neck smashing my body and I go collapsing hard to my chest. I lay there motionless and then holding the back of my neck now as I slowly kick my legs. Hearing the crowd being more and more impressed with your performance

19:46 Jeremy_Young:

19:46 Jeremy_Young: I land in a sitting position on top of you. The ring shakes the moment I collapse, my legs coming down across the back of your neck. I grab your hair and lift your head off the canvas; positioned behind you, I wrap my arms around your throat to strangle you.

19:47 Daisy_Lynn: I feel like a rookie and then I'm out of shape against you. It seems you've got an answer for everything and won't let me make a comeback. My legs slide on the canvas as I grab your arm trying to stop you from choking me.

19:50 Jeremy_Young: You grab my arm, but that doesn’t stop me from maintaining my submission hold. I flex my biceps and try to tighten my grip on your throat, squeezing the very breath out of you. I growl, "Give up, you old hag!"

19:50 Jeremy_Young:

19:51 Daisy_Lynn: You're still managing to keep the choke on me and I try to squirm out of this. I take my right hand off of your arm and then I throw a couple elbows at your right side unguarded trying to hit you below the ribs to make you let go

19:54 Jeremy_Young:

19:54 Jeremy_Young: I take the first elbow strike; my grip loosens slightly, and I groan in pain. Then you hit me again. Your elbow presses into my ribs. I lose my hold and reach for my aching side.

19:55 Daisy_Lynn: I'm at it to fight out of the chokehold. I hold my neck and I get up to my feet and I stumble to the corner nearby. Then I get an idea. I climb up to the second ropes and stand on them looking down at you waiting for your next move

19:57 Jeremy_Young: I’m in pain and get onto all fours, then slowly stand up, gasping for breath. I turn around and look about, trying to see where you are, when I spot you standing on the second rope.

19:58 Daisy_Lynn: I study myself when you turn around then I leap towards you twisting my body in the air trying to go for a crossbody block towards your chest

19:59 Daisy_Lynn: (I've got to go...will be back hopefully)

19:59 Jeremy_Young: (bye for now)

20:11 Jeremy_Young:

20:11 Jeremy_Young:

20:12 Jeremy_Young: You throw yourself onto me; I try to catch you, because I don’t have time to move out of the way. You’re too heavy, though—you throw me off balance, and I collapse backward, my shoulders hitting the ground. I am pinned down by your weight. I can't breathe

10:40 Daisy_Lynn: I land with a big thud onto you...smiling a bit...I hook your leg...going for the quick pin....1...

10:44 Jeremy_Young: The impact of your heavy body on top of mine causes me intense pain all over; it leaves me gasping for air. You pin me to the mat and attempt a cover. The referee begins the count, but when he reaches TWO, I manage—with great effort—to move an arm and lift one shoulder off the canvas.

10:46 Daisy_Lynn: I get to my knees and slap the canvas in frustration. My body aching a bit from the activity outside the ring. I stand up..sending a soft kick at your hip...then grab you by the arm and start pulling you up...

10:48 Jeremy_Young:

10:50 Jeremy_Young: I manage to break out of the pin, but you get up and immediately strike me in the torso. I let out a huff. You grab my arm and try to pull me up to my feet. I try to use my other arm, resisting you. I place my hand against your chest and attempt to push you away.

10:52 Daisy_Lynn: Your barrage outside of the ring took something out of me in the beginning....I get pushed back to the ropes ..I step at you...trying to send a slap at your face!

10:52 Jeremy_Young:

10:54 Jeremy_Young: I push you; you step back and let go of me. But I can’t catch my breath, because you land a violent slap across my face. Your palm distorts my cheek, my head spins, and I stagger, dazed by the hard blow.

10:55 Jeremy_Young:

10:56 Daisy_Lynn: I watch you stagger away...I hold my arms in the air celebrating...then I go to you..grabbing for uour head and trying to put you into a side headlock and hopefully lead you around the ring...

11:00 Jeremy_Young:

11:00 Jeremy_Young: I’m dazed by the violent slap across my face. It seems you’re taking control—I can’t let that happen. You wrap your arm around my head, locking it in a headlock. I groan, in pain, struggling to catch a breath. I try to fight back, moving my arms in an attempt to strike your midsection.

11:01 Jeremy_Young:

11:02 Daisy_Lynn: I'm trying to get into a rhythm into this match and wear you down but you are making it hard...your face pushes into the side of my breasts..then I get that punch a bit awkward to my belly...I let go of you and stumble away...

11:04 Jeremy_Young: My blows have an effect on you. You loosen your grip on my head. I gasp, but I’m finally able to breathe. You take a few steps back; I want to seize this moment and try to strike you with a heel kick to your lower abdomen.

11:06 Jeremy_Young:

11:07 Daisy_Lynn: Uugghhh! I try to deflect the kick...putting my hands down but still hits me a little...I bend over a bit and try to back away...

11:09 Jeremy_Young: I strike you, though not quite as I had intended. You stagger back, but you remain on your feet. I dash toward the ropes behind me, rebound, and then rush back toward you to attempt a dropkick, landing both feet against your chest.

11:11 Daisy_Lynn: I'm trying to fight back into this match...I flip my hair out of my face and walk towards you...walking right into that dropkick! I get thrown back and land on my chest..holding my sore girls...

11:14 Jeremy_Young:

11:17 Jeremy_Young: You are lying in the middle of the ring. I fall back onto my own back, but quickly get back to my feet. Noticing that you’re struggling, I approach you, grab your legs, and attempt a cradle pin.

11:18 Daisy_Lynn: Noticing both of my legs are in the air as you try to pin me...the ref counts to one but I kick out by lifting up my shoulder...breathing a bit harder now ..

11:20 Jeremy_Young:

11:22 Jeremy_Young: The referee begins the count but doesn't finish it; you shove me away and lift one shoulder. I’m thrown off balance and forced to step back, but I don’t fall. My back is against the ropes. I watch you, waiting for the perfect moment to attack.

11:24 Daisy_Lynn: Damn...I thought I was swinging this back in my favor but you are keeping me confused ...I roll my legs forward and then get up to my feet to face you...

11:26 Jeremy_Young: As soon as I see you trying to get back up, I prepare to attack. Once you’re on your feet, I rush toward you and lunge forward, aiming to strike your stomach with my shoulder—executing a spear.

11:27 Daisy_Lynn: I try to move but my lack of quickness isn't helping me. .I move to the side a bit but still get hit with a semi-spear ..I stumble and get knocked down ..holding my belly ..

11:33 Jeremy_Young:

11:37 Jeremy_Young: I strike you once again, though my spear doesn't land perfectly—still, I manage to take you down. Now, I have to go all in—it’s all or nothing. I head toward the corner and climb the ropes. Standing atop the highest turnbuckle, I prepare to take flight. I leap, aiming to hit you with a flying leg drop—driving my extended leg straight into your chest.

11:38 Jeremy_Young:

11:39 Daisy_Lynn: I'm holding my belly focused on that then I see you coming ..oh no! I get hit with a leg drop and grunt from the impact...holding my tits ...trying to figure out how to get out of this...

11:40 Jeremy_Young:

11:41 Jeremy_Young: The ring shakes as my leg crushes your chest. The crowd lets out a collective "OOOOOH!" I’m on the canvas, but I immediately move toward you, looking to capitalize right away with one of my signature moves. I press my chest down onto you and let the referee count the pinfall.

11:43 Daisy_Lynn: My body recovering ..I feel your bare chest....one....I hear the ref....then lift my shoulder before two ..

11:45 Jeremy_Young:

11:45 Jeremy_Young: The referee doesn't even make it to a two-count. "NO WAY!" I shout, dropping to my knees beside you. I thought that move would have finished you off, but clearly, I was wrong. I look at the referee in disbelief. "Why?" Then, I stand up and take a few steps back toward the corner, calling out my next move. "Get back on your feet, old girl... let's see if you've still got any energy left!"

11:47 Jeremy_Young:

11:47 Daisy_Lynn: It's like you're getting into my head...I hear you and start getting up..holding my chest...looking a bit confused. Looking around for you..my hair a bit of a mess...

11:49 Jeremy_Young: Just as you start to get back up and place a foot on the ground, I try to be quick—anticipating your move before you can fully stand upright. I dash forward and aim to strike you in the face with my knee, executing my signature Shining Wizard.

11:50 Daisy_Lynn: I'm almost up..almost..but then that I need hits me on the side of the head ..knocking me down and my eyes are glazed over...my head moves side to side slowly...

11:59 Jeremy_Young: My fennel bulb impacts your face. I fall down beside you. You seem to have felt the blow. I look at you and then slide toward you, embracing you once again.

11:59 Jeremy_Young:

12:00 Daisy_Lynn: Laying there as you get closer..I try to get up but feel you push into me...trying to wake up...

12:01 Jeremy_Young:

12:01 Jeremy_Young: I can hear the referee counting, and this time I hope he reaches that fateful 3: ONE, TWO...

12:02 Jeremy_Young:

12:02 Daisy_Lynn: You waited a bit too long to go for the pin...I manage to get my shoulder up just before the 3 count...

12:07 Jeremy_Young: This can’t be—I can’t believe it. You’re even resisting my best finisher! I’m furious, frustrated, angry. I grab your hair and lift your head up, then try to choke you out with a sleeper hold while we’re both on the ground.

12:09 Jeremy_Young:

12:09 Daisy_Lynn: I feel it snake around my neck...the other arm kicking my head in place...I try to keep my arms up but they fall limp....the ref sees me basically out of it....he calls for the bell...

12:12 Jeremy_Young: I didn’t want it to come to this, but you left me no choice. I’m choking you, and I won’t let go until the referee confirms you’ve passed out and signals for the bell. I stand up—tired, but proud and satisfied. I place one foot on your chest and scan for a camera. Pointing my finger, I shout, "This is a warning for you, Jessie!"

12:12 Jeremy_Young:

12:13 Daisy_Lynn: I am starting to wake up hearing your warming for my partner. The crowd cheers for you as you keep your boot on my chest...

12:14 Jeremy_Young:

12:18 Jeremy_Young: I rub my boots against your chest, as if wiping them on a doormat. I step out of the ring and head back to the locker room, but before leaving, I turn toward you: "Old Yeti, don't even hope to compete with us!"