Women’s Martial Arts Championship

Fighting_with_Caroline: !set head 25
@Fighting_with_Caroline's HEAD is set to 25 / 25

Fighting_with_Caroline: !set body 30
@Fighting_with_Caroline's BODY is set to 30 / 30

Cali_the_Queen: !set head 25
@Cali_the_Queen's HEAD is set to 25 / 25

Cali_the_Queen: !set body 30
@Cali_the_Queen's BODY is set to 30 / 30

Fighting_with_Caroline: Tails!

Cali_the_Queen: !coin
Flip the coin.... tails!

Fighting_with_Caroline: There's always a sense of anticipation before a match... but that anticipation is only multiplied when you're breaking in a ring for the first time... and its your first match in a new fed! Today it's kickboxing... not necessarily my strongest suit historically, but I've taken down my fair share of harsh rivals... and I'm feeling ready! I take a quick look over myself in the mirror before we begin... My white sports bra perfectly in place, my black trunks sit fairly tight to my form... and my black and white gloves complete the look with consistency! I give myself a smile, doing my best to radiate confidence as I stroll out of the locker room... and onto the roof of a building overlooking Miami! We're not too high up... but it is a warm spring afternoon... this is gonna be a tiring affair. I step out into the ring and feel the canvas under my bare feet... it's not quite slippery, but it is... very new feeling, there aren't the indentations or imperfections you might expect of a well worn ring... but I don't give it much mind, calmly getting on my toes as I look back at the entrance from which I arrived... awaiting my opponent...

Cali_the_Queen: New feds were always fun. Tons of new girls to crush, new ways to assert myself as the best! Despite usually only doing traditional boxing I felt this league would be a good way to branch out. Today kickboxing, another day maybe karate or taekwondo! I walk out of the locker room in a gray zip-up and blue bottoms. Was it risky? Yes. Would it be totally iconic if I won? Absolutely! I skip towards the ring bubbly and happy, barefoot apart from my white shin guards. I climb up into the ring, on the canvas and look towards my opponent. “Heya! Ready to meet your new queen~?” I taunt with a hint of playfulness in my words. A bit too care-free for someone about to fight but regardless I was ready. I hopped from foot to foot, stretching my arms and legs while looking you up and down. My build was larger than yours but you were slightly taller. The fight would certainly be close!

Cali_the_Queen:

Fighting_with_Caroline: I appreciate the energy you come at me with! It's refreshing... yes, records are on the line... but there's no huge crowd, no massive paycheck... just two fighters who want nothing more than to knock the other out! I give you a smile and return the teasing. "Only if you're ready to have your castle conquered, your highness..." I trail off with a mock bow before i bring my gloves back up, and start bouncing opposite you... waiting until I heard the *DING DING* to approach you! I reached out my right glove for you to touch, before taking a step back. I kept my guard by my chin to start, not wanting to rush into anything as I tried to keep my legs in mind, knowing that there's a lot more to keep in mind with kickboxing! I feel the first drop of sweat roll past my forehead as we circle each other... and I've finally had enough! I start out by aiming a fast left jab at your right eye, hoping to stop you up, or at least bring your guard up as I followed that up with a right shovel hook aimed at your sternum! In this heat, working your body is gonna exhaust you quickly... and I intend on taking advantage!

Fighting_with_Caroline: !quick head
My quick move connected and did ☒ 1 + ☒ 3 = 4 damage. HEAD down to 21.

Fighting_with_Caroline: !punch body
My punch missed.

Cali_the_Queen: *DING DING!* I step forward, bump your glove, and raise my gloves, trying to stay as loose and quick as I could. I was sturdy to my own fault, usually struggling to maintain good movement in traditional boxing. Here it would be even more detrimental. As I was deciding on a gameplan you managed to already close the gap and immediately started to pressure me. A jab rips through the air by me, grazing my head and making me recoil in pain. Another hook is launched at my torso but i’m able to quickly lower my guard and deflect it. Trying to think quickly I raise my foot and teep kick, pushing you back before stepping forward and throwing a large uppercut towards your abs. If I can hinder you early with a crushing attack this should be easy as hell!

Cali_the_Queen: !quick body
My quick move failed.

Cali_the_Queen: !punch body
My punch missed.

Fighting_with_Caroline: I've put the pressure on early... but it hasn't really paid out! I got to see your head knocked around a bit... that's fun! But it doesn't take long for you to raise your leg, and at least create some distance, though I am able to fairly comfortably block the blow, not letting it hit me as I take a step back, and counter your foot with my gloves! To my surprise, you instantly close the distance you've just made between us, putting us at super close range as you try to use your size inferiority to your advantage, getting in low with an uppercut targeting my body... only I wasn't caught out! not quite that slow just yet, I brought my guard down quickly again, your glove bouncing off my forearms, earning a slight "grnhh.." from my lips.. Relatively unharmed, I reveled in the chance to tee off on you up close like this, sending a pair of hooks at either side of your head, hoping your overextension would be your downfall! I aimed for your temples... and wanted to see that adorable face bouncing back and forth off my leather, a worthy punishment for misbehaving royalty!

Fighting_with_Caroline: !punch head
My punch connected and did ⚂ 3 + ⚄ 5 = 8 damage. HEAD down to 13.

Fighting_with_Caroline: !punch head
My punch missed.

Cali_the_Queen: My big eyes go wide seeing you manage to block my gambit. I couldn’t adjust my arms in tine and suddenly two hooks circled for my head like the jaws of a dire wolf. WHAP! A crushing strike hits my temple and my entire body teeters to the side. I manage to slide my head out of the way of the followup and end up stumbling on wobbling legs sideways towards the ropes of the ring. In a slight panic I immediately try and shake the cobwebs out and turtle up, hoping you wouldn’t get greedy again. A girl like you should know better than to press the queen too hard…

Cali_the_Queen: !recover head
You recover ⚀ 1 + ⚄ 5 = 6 damage. HEAD up to 19.

Fighting_with_Caroline: I don't quite land the brutal combo I'm hoping for... but seeing you stumbling around does bring me a great deal of joy! I stay close, but not too close... until I see you turtle up! it could be a trap, but I'm willing to bet that, no offense, you are really feelin it... that hook was point blank and the queen doesn't seem like she's got the most durable noggin I've ever laid into. I let you continue to wobble towards the ropes, shepherding you as I raise my left leg up, attempting to hook it around and crush your ribs with a nice hook kick to force you to stumble even further! I don't let up there though, closing the distance further so that I'm back in my boxing range, right where I wanna be! Once I get there, I target a right straight for your chin, hoping to fuck you up further by penetrating that guard at its lowest point... it'll be a challenge, but one I'm more than up for!

Fighting_with_Caroline: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚁ 2 + ⚅ 6 = 8 damage. BODY down to 22.

Fighting_with_Caroline: !punch head
My punch missed.

Cali_the_Queen: Through my blurred vision I see you approaching and try to stay on the defensive. You throw a large winding roundhouse kick and I lower an arm to try and defend it but the raw power breaks right through my pitiful guard, crushing into my ribs and making me gag. I see you winding up for another attack now that you’re in range so I extend my foot into your stomach to make some space, hoping to teep once again. All this fighting on the backfoot was making me grow impatient. The corner was no place for royalty! In anger I skip forward and launch a side kick to your chest with my massive leg coiling up. I then skip forward again and throw a high straight kick aiming to press my sole against your face with all my momentum! (sorry for the wait)

Cali_the_Queen: !quick body
My quick move connected and did ☒ 3 + ☒ 1 = 4 damage. BODY down to 26.

Cali_the_Queen: !kick head
My kick missed.

Fighting_with_Caroline: "Unhh..." i grunt out as your teep does indeed force me back, though it doesn't do much damage... that said, I was prevented from following up on a really promising body shot! You seem to be angry... but I don't give you the credit you deserve, not preparing my guard for another sudden lunge forward... and one that ended with your foot making solid, fast contact against my chest, landing right along my upper boobs and sternum, sucking the air out of me for a second! "Uhnnn!" i gasped, but I was far from stunned... and you weren't hiding your intentions, keeping this deranged offense going with a crazy high kick! I easily duck it, rolling out on my right, your left as I try to use my lowered position, and hopefully a lack of balance to send my left glove flying up in a big uppercut to your chin... following that up with a fast right jab at your solar plexus... I hoped I acted fast enough to get some damage in as I came back up to my feet, and continued circling to my right...

Fighting_with_Caroline: !punch head
My punch missed.

Fighting_with_Caroline: !quick body
My quick move connected and did ☒ 1 + ☒ 2 = 3 damage. BODY down to 19.

Cali_the_Queen: The first kick hits and I start to regain my confidence until my followup hits nothing but air. You roll to the side and my eyes barely follow you. I just barely swerve out if the way of the massive uppercut that launched at my chin, stumbling backwards on my back foot from the near miss. I can practically feel the lethality emanating from the punch even though it missed. I overestimated how long it would take you to recover the missed attack and had a jab embed itself in my chest. “Nngh~ shit!” I whined loudly, my face starting to redden with anger. “You…little..shit!” I yell, stepping forward and throwing a hook for your cheek. Almost at the same time I prepare an overhand punch to land on your face in tandem with the hook. I wanted nothing more than to see you hit the canvas right now and nothing would stop me from achieving it.

Cali_the_Queen: !punch head
My punch missed.

Cali_the_Queen: !punch head
My punch missed.

Fighting_with_Caroline: I'm disappointed that I didn't take your head off with that uppercut... but god you're a treasure, groaning out beautifully as my glove buried itself into your body. I sensed that behind the clear anger and embarrassment you were displaying was a level of fear now... having been struck so many times. And that fear drove your anger, leading to you messing up again, flying in with shots for my head, a target you haven't so much as touched this fight! Your announcement of rage gives me the time I need to prepare, your gloves both flying up simultaneously as if that would somehow multiply the damage you did to me... its honestly cute! But I don't have time to throw you a bone, so I simply duck down again, following the same playbook as I had on your last effort for my head... only this time, I wasn't feeling so generous. My right glove quickly shot out for your solar plexus in yet another jab, hoping the repeated efforts would wear you down... before my left glove flew out in a hook for those already battered ribs... repetition the name of the game now as I felt sweat flying off my body from the sudden movements, the heat having its impact, but not stopping me up yet!

Fighting_with_Caroline: !quick body
My quick move connected and did ☒ 1 + ☒ 3 = 4 damage. BODY down to 15.

Fighting_with_Caroline: !punch body
My punch connected and did ⚅ 6 + ⚄ 5 = 11 damage. BODY down to 4.

Cali_the_Queen: Both the desperate punches hit air and the next thing I know my torso is being crushed. A jab nails my solar plexus, forcing the wind out of my body and making me keel over. Another punch comes in piercing through my bruised ribs and making my body fold over your arms. “Glhk-glhh…” I let out a wet moan as i’m left stumbling backwards, both my arms low as I frantically try to back away. My breathing is shaken and loud, sounding more like a cow mooing than panting. Being reduced to such a pathetic state in just one interaction was so embarrassing. My face flushed pink and I continued to gag, trying to draw in air. “Mpph…ugh…” I’m still bent over slightly, my bubble butt jutting backwards for the crowd.

Cali_the_Queen: !recover body
You recover ⚁ 2 + ⚃ 4 = 6 damage. BODY up to 10.

Fighting_with_Caroline: I'd say you take the hits like a champ... but you don't! I can hear the force my hook struck you with... it seems like my strategy of striking where the iron was already hot has done me quite well, leaving you doing something indescribable, beyond gasping as you back away from me, clutching at your body as if you're trying to hold yourself together! It's all delightfully pathetic, but I'm not here to humiliate you, I'm here to defeat you, and you've given me a golden opportunity to continue down that path here, so I take it. I step in fast, following along as I try to scan your body for more openings... of course, I can't turn down a chance to scramble that lowered head of yours either... but given the distance, I've found that I'm back in kicking range, setting myself on my left foot as I raise my right foot violently towards your ribs on the other side of your body with a roundhouse kick, hoping to spread the pain out and make you utterly useless... following that I would step in and aim a harsh left hook at your lowered head, ideally aiming for your jaw as I hoped to send spittle flying!

Fighting_with_Caroline: !kick body
My kick connected and did ⚄ 5 + ⚃ 4 = 9 damage. BODY down to 1.

Fighting_with_Caroline: !punch head
My punch connected and did ⚃ 4 + ⚁ 2 = 6 damage. HEAD down to 13.

Cali_the_Queen: My defense was completely useless to your brutal kicks. The strength of your whole body fires outward and cuts into my ribs like an axe. Despite how hard I try to keep myself safe another crushing blow rattles through my ribs and I nearly fall forward, black spots appearing in my vision from the pain. I open my mouth to gasp again only for it to be forcibly closed by an uppercut that nails me right on the chin. My head rockets back, a stream of spit launching into the air and raining down in a light mist. I’m left leaning backwards, my guard barely raised and my head tilted back. My eyes are glassy and unfocused, my chest heaving to draw in more and more raspy breaths. “Mmph..unghh…” I groan and try to keep an eye on you but i’m seeing double. The most I can do is pray your punch whiffs and somehow give up this advantage. I was no longer focused on domination I was focused in survival. All regality in my body was gone I was now a pathetic moaning and drooling animal.

Cali_the_Queen: !recover body
You recover ⚅ 6 + ⚀ 1 = 7 damage. BODY up to 8.

Fighting_with_Caroline: Your pathetic whimpers continue! Your body is an open canvas, and I have a pallet full of paints, my best strokes coming along the sides of your body as you remain unable to fight back... if there were a ref, I think we'd probably be separated right now... but there isn't one, and this thing doesn't end till one of us doesn't get up anymore... I have to take every precaution to make sure that's you and not me. Given that you're already up in the ropes, I can't push you back any further... now it's my time to wail on ya! I don't delay the start of your punishment, jabbing my right glove out for the ribs I had just struck to keep them aching, before I wound up my left for yet another shot to your seemingly unprotected head, this time aiming for your temple just as I had at the start of the fight, hoping that I can make those glassy eyes go even glassier!

Fighting_with_Caroline: !quick body
My quick move connected and did ☒ 3 + ☒ 3 = 6 damage. BODY down to 2.

Fighting_with_Caroline: !punch head
My punch connected and did ⚁ 2 + ⚅ 6 = 8 damage. HEAD down to 5.

Cali_the_Queen: PLAP…PLAP! My curvy body is basically getting flung around by your barrage of punches. Two hits, one to my torso one to my head again riddle my pathetic figure. My crushed body jiggles and flops around, my head rolling independently of the rest of my body. It’s a miracle that i’m still standing. More spittle launches to the air and my arms are completely limp at my sides now. I’m no longer looking at an opponent in particular, just staring forward with glassy empty eyes and an open drooling mouth. As if moving on autopilot I stumble forward and sloppily whip one of my arms upward at your face. I’m basically defeated but my body is yet to agree.

Cali_the_Queen: !quick head
My quick move failed.

Fighting_with_Caroline: I can't even hide the smile on my face anymore... what was just a few minutes ago an excited, promising opponent has turned into a complete punching bag! Everything I'm throwing lands, and leaves you more and more defenseless... I'm honestly shocked you haven't hit the canvas yet, I've been laying blow after blow into you... I guess your determination can be admired, at the very least. I'm somewhat shocked when, reloading after my left hook sent spittle flying, your arm comes flying up towards my face! Towards being the keyword, it was really nowhere close, but I wanted to finish you in style... so I bit, batting your hand down with force as I parried it away with my right glove before I buried my left glove into your solar plexus with a nice jab one more time... hopefully setting you back up against the ropes nicely as I took a step back... and then put all of my effort into a right roundhouse kick, aimed squarely at your jaw in the hopes that those determined yet hopeless lights would all shut off!

Fighting_with_Caroline: !quick body
My quick move connected and did ☒ 3 + ☒ 2 = 5 damage. BODY down to -3.

Fighting_with_Caroline: !kick head
My kick connected and did ⚁ 2 + ⚁ 2 = 4 damage. HEAD down to 1.

Cali_the_Queen: “Ungh…moo…” I moaned uselessly moments before your glove once again found its place in my solar plexus. It embedded itself in my curves with a wet ‘schlk’ before finally being removed with a pop! I couldn’t even register the pain, everything just went black. I went walleyed, each pupil going in an opposite direction as if looking to either side of the ring. My tongue lolled out uselessly and I slowly fell forward to my knees, but it seemed you weren’t done yet! CRACK! Another strike, this time a kick to my chin that ensured I was going to be fast asleep. “Slrrrk…” The kick rattled my brain in my skull and forced out a long drawn out gurgle-like snore before I dropped face first onto the cavas from my knees with a wet THUD! I was out like a light with my ass hiked high in the air and my face smooshed against the ground, drooling pooling around my squashed features. “Gllhh…slrrk…” I snored. My entire body spasmed and twitched forcing my bubble butt to jiggle and clap. It was over, I was OUT COLD! Left face-down ass-up, jiggling about and snoring. A far cry from the supposed queen I entered as. You could administer a count but it would be pointless.

Fighting_with_Caroline: My kick didn't land with quite the force I was hoping for, given the state you were in... but that was all semantics, the truth is laid out before me... you are soundly defeated! I stand over you unmoving for a few seconds... technically there's supposed to be a count... but given your state, I don't think one is gonna be needed. If your face wasn't so fucked up, I'd say you look almost peaceful... hopefully wherever you are in your head you're at peace right now, because the real world has been harsh to you today, I've been harsh to you today. I kneel down beside you for a second, whispering something into your ear before I turn to half face everyone watching... it wasn't a large crowd, but I knew it was a crowd full of fighters I'd be facing soon. I don't say anything, but I think all of you know exactly the message I'm sending. Watch the fuck out. I don't plan on letting this be a one time thing... as I look out over each of you I'm imagining everyone in this exact same position, and a belt securely fastened around my hips. I raise my glove in the air, symbolizing my victory before I leave you on the canvas, tanning your ass in the hot Miami sun... knocked the fuck out.