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Alexandra_Barrulas: I come out into the ring, and I’m wearing my Dragon Ball Z attire as I enter the ring and go to the top rope, posing and doing an anime peace sign before jumping off and going to my corner

Big_Bailey: I march down to the ring in my shiny gold trunks. Determined to put everyone on notice by destroying opponent today. I slide under the ropes and stare you down

Alexandra_Barrulas: As we are getting ready, I turn around and start removing my black jacket that I came out into the ring with. Turning my back to you.

Big_Bailey: As you turn your back to me I waste no time. I charge at you and put my hands together in one fist and try to deliver a clubbing blow to your back

Alexandra_Barrulas: I removed my jacket, but then I’m suddenly knocked down into my hands and knees being blindsided

Big_Bailey: As you drop down onto all fours I grab a handful of your trunks and hair and take a few steps before throwing you in between the top and middle ropes and into the ring post

Alexandra_Barrulas: I am suddenly picked up and then spun around before I am thrown into the middle of the corner and hit my shoulder on the ring post as half my body dangles out of the ring with the crowd, letting out a “oooohhh” on impact

Big_Bailey: Wasting no time I pull you out of the corner by your trunks and wrap my arms around you. I try to hoist you over my head for a suplex

Alexandra_Barrulas: I am pulled out of the corner and then lifted up into the air, and which I landed the back of my head from your Suplex bouncing off, holding my head in pain as I get onto my stomach

Big_Bailey: I put my hands on your side and try to roll you over. Hooking your outside leg as I go for an early pin

Alexandra_Barrulas: Just as the referee counts to two, I push my shoulder up and break the pinfall

Big_Bailey: I lay across you even after you’ve kicked out. I sit up on my knees and look down at you for a moment

Alexandra_Barrulas: Eile lean on my side of resting on my arm as I hold my head and keep shaking it trying to regain focus

Big_Bailey: I lean forward and grab you by your hair. Pulling you to your feet as I rise to mine

Alexandra_Barrulas: I grabbed onto your wrists as you pull my hair and pull me back to my feet with my back to you

Big_Bailey: I let go of your hair and spin you around. I grab your wrist and try to whip you towards the ropes

Alexandra_Barrulas: I am suddenly thrown to the ropes, and I turn in bounce off them running back to you

Big_Bailey: As you come back I bend over, hoping to toss you over me using the momentum

Alexandra_Barrulas: I am suddenly thrown over you and I slam onto my back sitting upwards as I hold my back in pain

Big_Bailey: I laugh down at you as I kick you in your back. Walking around to then stand in front of you

Alexandra_Barrulas: I arch my body forward and clench my hands tightly as the kick stings my back

Big_Bailey: I stand in front of you, leaning over as I shove your head. “You’re just a useless jobber!”

Alexandra_Barrulas: I am shoved back down onto my back as I hold my head and I turn over trying to crawl on my stomach

Big_Bailey: As you crawl away I sent little smacks to the back of your head. “Are you even going to fight back?”

Alexandra_Barrulas: I feel to smack my head as I slowly try to get myself back up to my feet

Big_Bailey: As you slowly get back to your feet I fake a yawn

Alexandra_Barrulas: I finally get back to my feet, but my back is to you as I’m stumbling a bit

Big_Bailey: I just slowly follow you

Alexandra_Barrulas: I turn around and I immediately attempt to hit you with a clothesline

Big_Bailey: Your arm slaps against my chest as I’m sent down to the mat

Alexandra_Barrulas: I flipped my hair and I run to the ropes and I immediately do a cartwheel off of them attempting to do a body splash

Big_Bailey: I hear the crowd getting behind you as you quickly cartwheel and land on my stomach. My legs kick up into the air as I grunt from being winded

Alexandra_Barrulas: I then point my finger to the air, celebrating with the fans as I go to the top rope, preparing myself

Big_Bailey: The crowd roaring as you climb the ropes. I watch you in the corner of ky eye

Alexandra_Barrulas: Just as I set myself up, I attempt to do a frog splash jumping high

Big_Bailey: I see you spring off the top rope and immediately bring my knees up to my chin

Alexandra_Barrulas: All of a sudden, I land straight on top of your knees as I rolled around in severe pain, holding my stomach

Big_Bailey: The crowd immediately go silent again after a collective groan. I bounce back to my feet and walk over to you. Grabbing your hair a forcing you between my legs. I hook your arms and try to lift you up for an implant buster

Alexandra_Barrulas: I am suddenly lifted up into the air as you hook my arms, and prepare me for an implant Buster

Big_Bailey: I walk around the ring with you before dropping you down in the centre of the ring!

Alexandra_Barrulas: I am suddenly picked up and then slammed down, laying motionless in the ring

Big_Bailey: I roll you onto your back and push down on your face as I go for a cocky pin

Alexandra_Barrulas: I lay completely unconscious as you push my head to the side pinning me

Big_Bailey: The ref slides in and begins the count. The crowd is silent. “ONE!!! TWO!!!!”

Alexandra_Barrulas: I continue to lay unconscious. 

Big_Bailey: “THREE!!” The ref slaps the mat a final time. DING DING DING. I hold the pose for a moment before pushing off you. The ref raises my hand as I stand over your knocked out body