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11:57 Kevyn_Paparazzi: The arena is packed to watch the OPCW Reload show. We're at the moment of my patch against Trisha. I'm very focused, I want to beat my opponent and make a leap forward in the federation rankings. The announcer tells the crowd that next is an NHB Summer Fest Match, where there are no rules and you wrestle in swimwear. Play my song "Photograph" by Nickelback. I enter the arena with my black speedo, black flip flops and my camera around my neck. As I walk towards the ring I take photos of the fans. Then I hand the camera to a girl at ringside, take off my flip flops, and step onto the ring apron. As my song fades I step between the ropes and await your arrival in the center of the ring

11:57 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

12:02 Trisha_Hunt: The music suddenly cuts, raining on your parade as 'Barbie World' starts to play instead.. Lighting up the crowd as I suddenly appear. The perfect hour-glass shape, lightly covered up inside a black bikini. Showing off just enough to keep the goods hidden, but exposing everything that'll catch this crowd's attention. A smile on my face, shaking my head and blowing a few kisses as I make my bare-foot walk to ring. Every step causing an earthquake between my curves, feeling every eye on me as I climb up the apron and step through the ropes to meet my opponent.

12:02 Trisha_Hunt:

12:02 Trisha_Hunt:

12:04 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I watch you come towards me, soon it will be you and me in the ring without rules. Your boobs shake with every step and this creates excitement in me and the crowd. Your bikini can't contain your curves. When I see you in front of me I come closer, I put my pecs against your breasts for a face to face "You can try to seduce me, to distract me, but this is my night!"

12:05 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

12:06 Trisha_Hunt: "Distract you? Why would I do that?" I giggle, lightly hopping in place to force my breasts to jiggle and bounce right in front of you.. And with orbs this big, how could you miss it! "I would never do such a thing, I'm here to fight!!" I grin, raising my arms up high and getting ready for the bell.

12:07 Trisha_Hunt:

12:09 Kevyn_Paparazzi: your tits rub against my pecs. They feel hard and this causes an erection that becomes visible in my speedo. I hope neither you nor people notice, I don't want to make people think I'm sensitive to your charms. Finally the bell rings and my concentration goes entirely to the match. I try to put my arms around your head for a classic collar and elbow lock up

12:11 Trisha_Hunt: I hear the bell and watch you come forth to lock me up.. I reach in to copy you, ready to grab a shoulder and start shoving you back.. Before you can start to shove, I ignore the muscle vs muscle competition and instead try to swing my bare knee right up into your guts to start off strong!

12:15 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You accept the clinch and I begin to flex my muscles to push you and prove to you that I am the strongest. But after a moment your knee impacts my stomach. I snort, bend over and take steps backwards with my hands on my stomach. "I thought you were braver, but instead you're just a rubber doll." I let out a sigh and lunge forward, trying to hit you with a clothesline to the chest

12:17 Trisha_Hunt: "What'd you call me?!" I say in total shock, not loving the disrespect as you recover quickly and shoot towards me with a clothesline aimed right for the milkers! I quickly fall to my knees and dodge the clothesline from under your arm.. "Nope!!" I yell to mock you as you pass me..

12:19 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You duck and avoid my arm, which passes over your head. But I don't stop the run and go to bounce with my shoulders against the ropes. Then I come back towards you with great speed and jump to try to hit you with a drop kick (to the back if you are from behind or to the chest if you have turned in the meantime)

12:19 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

12:20 Trisha_Hunt: You run straight for the ropes, giving yourself some momentum as I turn around to try and catch you.. Not expecting you to be coming back so fast as you jump and squash my tits with the soles of your feet.. They mash into my rib cage as my legs fly off the canvas and I crash onto my back.. Entire body jiggling from the impact.. "Ooooggghh!?"

12:25 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I feel your tits squeezing under the soles of my naked feet. I fall to the ground on my side, but you fly backwards, landing on your back. I quickly roll onto the mat and stand up to walk towards you. I grab the laces of your top and try to quickly pull you up onto your feet. "Come on, we're just getting started!"

12:26 Trisha_Hunt: Shaken up, a bit dazed after painful drop as I try and hold my chest from the pain.. Before I know it, your hands latch onto the strings of my bikini and you start to pull me up to my feet.. As I start to stand, I try and explode up and fire my forearm right up into your jaw for a cheeky European Uppercut to stun you!

12:28 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I pull your top and you stand up, but before you get back upright you hit me with your arm on the chin. My head snaps back and I stagger until my back hits the corner pads. I put one hand on the top rope and massage my jaw with the other

12:34 Trisha_Hunt: A spark of momentum! I send you all the way to the ropes with a painful uppercut, but I had to make use of this time. I quickly shoot towards you, twisting my body and throwing myself over in a cartwheel, then landing and throwing myself over again into a backflip.. All while coming towards you at lightning speed before landing back on my feet and throwing my body straight at you to crush you, landing boobies first right into your face!

12:35 Trisha_Hunt:

12:38 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I raise my head and see you twirling towards me. I can't move. Your tits are hitting my face. I stagger, leaning my chest against you, I seem drunk, I feel dizzy.

12:43 Trisha_Hunt: I take a step back, letting you sink into my chest.. "Hm? Quick motor-boat sesh? You got it... And this one's on the house!" I say with a little smirk before grabbing your head by the ears and trying to viciously shove it down between my massive boobs! Trying to get you nose-deep in between and shaking your head all up inside to get you even dizzier!

12:43 Trisha_Hunt:

12:45 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You grab me by the ears and pull me towards you. I don't respond to your trashy words. My face sinks into your breasts, I can't breathe. I put my hands on your hips and try to push you to slide my head off. I'm breathless. Normally I would have loved this position, but now I have to free myself at any cost

12:47 Trisha_Hunt: I try and keep you inside a little longer, now you're hands hold onto my hips and your shoves get stronger and stronger. "Aggh.. alright! Get off me!" I say, pulling your head right out from between my perfect planets and pushing you back to get you stumbling away..

12:49 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You push me away and free my head from your breast smothering. I stagger backwards, out of breath. I end up with my shoulders against the ropes and to stay balanced I spread my arms and hook the top rope

12:51 Trisha_Hunt: "Hahahh, you're not goin' anywhere!!" I chase after you, walking towards the corner and trying to use my body to trap you inside.. Leaving you no escape as I quickly attempt to kick my foot into your shin to force your leg off balance and trip you down to fall on your ass!

12:53 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You come closer to me, I listen to you, but while you talk I think about how to react. When you try to hit me with a kick, I grab the rope with my hands and, with an abdominal effort, lift my feet from the mat, also avoiding the blow. Without putting my feet back on the ground, but holding on to the rope, I try to hit you with both soles of my feet right on your chest

12:54 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

12:55 Trisha_Hunt: My kick swings into the air as you pull something straight out of spider-man. Grabbing the ropes and pulling yourself up, kicking your feet high and slamming those heels straight for my tits yet again.. Clearly a favorite target of yours as I stumble away and turn.. Doubled over a bit, trying to hold my chest in pain but keeping myself standing this ... "OWWW.."

12:59 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I see you are backing away, with your hands on your chest, after my kick. I'll try to surprise you with an acrobatic move. I jump to the second rope, then use the third rope as a springboard to try to hit you again with a flying clothesline

12:59 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

13:01 Trisha_Hunt: Trying to calm the aching as I slowly turn myself around to find you again.. But you weren't where I left.. No.. You were up on the ropes, and before I can react.. You jump down, that muscled arm coming down like an anchor as it slams against my collarbone and sends me straight to the canvas.. "AAIIIIIEE?!" I yelp as the ring SHAKES..

13:26 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I hit you and you fall to the ground on your back. The ring shakes. I know the impact has been very strong. I try to take advantage of it. I hit you and grab your leg to pull it forward. I try a pinfall

13:26 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

13:35 Trisha_Hunt: With me on the ground and you near by, you quickly take advantage by pulling my leg up high and pressing me down into a pin. Before even getting to the count of 1, I thrust my hip and kick my leg out to break the pin.. "NO!"

09:09 Kevyn_Paparazzi: Stop the count at ONE, it was actually too early to hope to close the match. I smile and grab your hair, then I stand up and pull you up too: I immediately try to wrap my arm around your neck in a front headlock

14:14 Trisha_Hunt: I break the pin with ease, but you weren't ready to let me go just yet. As I try and roll away, your arm wraps around my neck tight while you force me up to my feet.. Bent into you a bit awkwardly and squirming trying wiggle free.. As we get to our feet, I swing my right back and attempt a quick but deep jab into the side of your stomach to free myself.

14:16 Kevyn_Paparazzi: We stand up and I get you in a headlock, but you react by punching me in the stomach. I'm forced to leave you. I bend over and step back. Then I immediately try to hit you in the stomach too, but with a kick

14:18 Trisha_Hunt: I gasp in relief, escaping your little cheeky head-scissors.. As you step back, I try and move in to take advantage but you recover fast.. And before I can react, you send a kick that fires right into my belly and takes the wind out of me! "OOOGHH" I yell out, doubling over and holding my stomach..

14:24 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I grit my teeth and manage to hit you. You bend over, with your hands on your stomach. I take two steps forward and hug you, then I try to lift you up trying to slam you on your back with a spinebuster

14:24 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

14:26 Trisha_Hunt: I'm a bit stunned, trying to recapture some of the lost air to my body but you had other plans.. Your arms wrap around my back and leg, seamlessly lifting me right up into the air. "WAAGH?!" I yelp before you whip me down and CRUSH my back against the canvas with a rumbling Spinebuster! "AAGGHH??! F-fuck..." I shout as I arch up and reach to hold my spine in pain..

14:32 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I put my hands under your thighs and push your legs forward, almost making your knees touch your chest. Then I put my hands on the ground and push my pelvis against yours to try to pin you again

14:32 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

14:34 Trisha_Hunt: My legs get pushed up, folded down into my tits as you press and keep me pressed into the canvas for yet another sneaky pin attempt. I was in pain, but nowhere near ready to go yet.. Especially not in a humiliating pin like this. "One!" the referee counts as I kick and kick, trying to push thick legs up and push you off.. "Two!!" I give one more powerful thrust, shifting the power into my thighs as I KICK you right off and break the pin..

14:38 Kevyn_Paparazzi: Once again, with a thrust of your kidneys, you manage to push me, raise a shoulder and interrupt the referee's count. I'm starting to get nervous. "You're too slow, asshole," I yell at the referee. Then I leave your legs and stand up, I look around, the audience cheers, then I try to hit you with stomps on your body

14:40 Trisha_Hunt: I grit my teeth and tumble over as I break the pin.. Quickly trying to twist my body onto all fours and crawl away before your stomps could connects.. Making my get away and heading for the ropes and grabbing on to pick myself up to my feet. I take a second to catch my breath, then stomp towards you.. "Come on! That's all you've got, pretty boy?"

14:43 Kevyn_Paparazzi: You roll away and my foot hits the mat. The ring is shaking, I see you stand up, I'll let you do it. Then, as soon as you're on your feet, I run towards you to try to spear you in the stomach

14:43 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

14:47 Trisha_Hunt: You RUSH towards me, coming in fast aiming to tackle me right back down.. My eyes wide, needing to make a decision fast. As you get close, I viciously lunge and swing my knee straight up into your jaw just before you could collide into me, hoping to knock the stars right out of you!

14:51 Kevyn_Paparazzi: As I'm bent over and ready to lunge at you, your knee crashes into my face. It hits me on the cheekbone, I hear a thud and then I see stars. I stagger back into the center of the ring like I'm drunk

14:56 Trisha_Hunt: My knee cracks against your jaw, sending you stumbling halfway across the ring. I must have hit you hard, and it was obvious from the shuttering in your eyes that I did some serious damage. I grit my teeth, growling under my breath before SPRINTING towards you.. I jump up, trying to catch your head mid-air and whip you down as I split my legs and fall to my butt.. Trying to bomb your head straight into the canvas for a Face Buster!

14:59 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I'm bent forward and I can't understand what's happening after that knee. You grab my head and slam my face into the ground. I remain lying on the mat with my arms wide and my chest down, between your spread legs

15:02 Trisha_Hunt: The ring vibrates as you hit the canvas nose-first! Splattered out between my thighs as this was my chance to go for a pin, but I wasn't satisfied yet. I arch forward and reach to grab at the spikes of your hair and drag you in a bit closer. Trying to prop your head up against my bare thigh and then closing the other thigh down onto your neck for a nasty head-scissors!

16:46 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I feel your thigh sliding across my face and suddenly my head ends up in a very painful vice. Your thighs crush my head, I moan and try to squirm. I slam my feet on the mat and punch your legs with my hands

16:48 Trisha_Hunt: I keep trying to squeeze, gritting my teeth and really looking to crush your throat between my bouncy thighs. Your feet kick, as your fists punch and slowly tenderize at the meat of my legs.. "Agggh.. come on.." I say, gritting my teeth to try and keep you locked in but your fists were powerful.. Before long, I open my legs and crawl away to recover a bit...

17:03 Kevyn_Paparazzi: As soon as you loosen your grip I start to breathe deeply, then you finally release me and I sigh. I roll to the opposite side of yours and get on all fours. I puff out my chest to catch my breath, lift my head to see what you do, but I have to catch my breath before I can get up again

17:05 Trisha_Hunt: I can hear you struggle to catch some air, giving me a bit of time to get up to my feet take advantage of you.. I turn around and head towards the corner turnbuckle, quickly trying to climb up each pad and get to the top while you're still on the ground. Hoping I have enough time as I squat down for the crowd and attempt to leap up into the air back-flip for a moon-sault splash to crush over-top of you..

17:17 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I see you go towards the corner and I understand your intentions. I'm still shaken and out of breath, but I have to react. You still give me time to get back on my feet. You jump and flip in the air, I get ready to grab you. I bend my knees and when you come close to me I let your chest slam into mine, I wrap my arms around your body and then I drop into a sitting position to slam your head into the ground with a sitout piledriver

17:17 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

17:18 Kevyn_Paparazzi:

17:20 Trisha_Hunt: I shoot down towards you, but you'd already made your way back up to your feet.. My fear now turned reality as you catch my body mid air.. "AGH?!" I gasp, ready to scream but you leave me no chance before dropping me down and planting my skull into the canvas with a huge Pile Driver!" "GOUGGH!" My eyes shuttering as I flop flat to the canvas, rolling to my side and coughing in pain...

17:24 Kevyn_Paparazzi: The audience stands up to witness this surprising maneuver. I grab your shoulder and pull you to lie on your back. Then I throw myself on you, with my chest on yours to try another pin. I'm very tired and dizzy, so I really hope this is the end of the match

17:27 Trisha_Hunt: Seeing stars, struggling to breathe and my body was almost limp after that massive turn-around.. Your chest on mine, and your weight alone was enough to keep me pressed into the canvas, though my ego was more shattered than my body..

17:31 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I'm on top of you, the referee bends down and starts banging his hand on the ground. ONE... TWO... I hope the final bill finally arrives

17:35 Trisha_Hunt: "And 3!" He yells while I stay laid out flat, unable to move a muscle.. I was awake, but my body was out. The bell rings, and I couldn't wait for him to finally get off of me... Needing this match to be over..

17:36 Kevyn_Paparazzi: I hear the referee count three, the bell rings and announces my victory. Adrenaline flows through my veins, but I'm exhausted to get up. I kneel down, put one hand on your chest and raise the other to the sky in victory.

17:38 Trisha_Hunt: My head falls to the side as you press on my tits and raise the other hand in victory. Getting the crowd in awe as they watch the perfect bomb-shell finally get put in her place..