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11:10 Mazal: The lights are twinkling, the crowd is buzzing with anticipation as they await my appearance from backstage. It's a humid summer evening, for this new OPCW event! Suddenly, Rock You Like A Hurricane blares out of the speakers and I run down the aisle in a blaze of fireworks. I'm dressed in my usual dark spandex costume, black ankle boots and knee pads. High-fiving the fans in the front rows, I dive into the ring under the bottom rope. I stand up and flex my muscles to the sky, while I parade around the corners to the rock notes of my music. Suddenly, the lights get dim, the music turns down... I stand with my back to the turnbuckles and wait.

11:10 Mazal:

11:12 Sheena_Bathory: As the lights dim my music blast throughout the arena

11:12 Sheena_Bathory:

11:13 Sheena_Bathory: I slowly walk through the curtains and make my way down to the ring while my name is announced. Keeping that aura about me as I don’t take my eyes off you. I step straight up onto the apron and flex outside the ring, showing off all my muscles in my tight one piece I step through the ropes and walk to my corner, stepping onto the middle ropes and flexing again while looking out to the crowd. I step down and wait for the bell, stretching my neck as I stare you down

11:16 Mazal: That’s not my first rodeo, I won’t be the first to break the stare contest. You get your part of the cheers from the crowd, but as the bell rings, I begin to walk towards you in stance. “Good luck” I hiss through my teeth, not to be caught by the cameras. I raise my hands as I get closer, offering you a collar and elbow to start the games.

11:18 Sheena_Bathory: As we get closer and I hear your wish of luck, I growl at you not wanting to fall into your mental games. Instead I try to win the game of strength as I lunge forward and engage in the lockup, trying immediately to overpower you and drive you back to your corner

11:22 Mazal: The challenge is almost even, since you got more muscles, but the weight and size difference all play in my favor. We get stuck for a while in the hold, each other alternatively losing an inch of terrain, only to conquer it back… until I decide to go for another strategy. I begin to walk back, baiting you close to the corner, as if I was losing the lockup. Suddenly, I pivot on my foot and try to use your own momentum to pull and slam your back into the corner.

11:25 Sheena_Bathory: We struggle tooth and nail for every inch of canvas. Then I feel myself overpowering you. Getting overeager I start to pump my legs and build up speed. You use my own momentum against me as we get close to the corner as I feel my back hit the corner hard! He head gets a bit of whiplash from the impact

11:29 Mazal: My plan works perfectly and your body is slammed hard against the turnbuckles! The impact breaks our lockup, so I try to bring this situation to use by raising my right arm in a close-range clothesline between your breast and your neck, aimed to push you even more into the corner!

11:33 Sheena_Bathory: My arms are hanging over the top ropes as quickly after the lockup is broken you ram me with a clothesline! My feet lift slightly off the ground before I slump into the corner slightly

11:36 Mazal: The clothesline connects and the ropes shake from the impact! As you slump down a little, I don’t waste my time, raising a knee in your guts.

11:37 Sheena_Bathory: “OOOOOOOOOH!” I groan out as I fold over your knee. My ass going between the top and middle turnbuckle as I wince in pain

11:41 Mazal: I can’t believe the match is going this flawless against a muscle beauty! The crowd cheers and people in the front row get a good look ar your perfect shaped ass, leaning between the turnbuckles. I take your head under my armpit as you double over. My other hand grabs the bottom of your one piece and I begin to drag you out of the corner.

11:43 Sheena_Bathory: My head is forced under your armpit and up against your sweaty oiled body. I feel my one piece give me a wedgie as you use it to drag me out of the corner. Using my MMA skills and wanting to have to worry about a different style of fighting I try to sweep my leg behind yours to try and trip you up and take you down to the ground

11:47 Mazal: I’m aiming to bring you in the center of the ring for a spectacular vertical suplex, when out of nowhere, I feel your foot behind mine! I trip completely on my back without balance, but I don’t leave the hold on your neck… instead, I try to turn the fall on my back in a sort of desperate DDT! I know it won’t connect perfectly, but it’s the best I can get from this!

11:49 Sheena_Bathory: The trip works to an extent but you do catch me in a DDT. It stops me from being able to take full advantage of the position as I am left in your armpit stunned

11:54 Mazal: I get to connect the DDT, but the fall leaves me stunned too. Being full focused on the move, I hit the back of my head on the canvas, seeing stars… thus I let you go and roll on my side. Slowly getting back on my feet, I bend on you and grab your hair “Come on, Barbie girl!” I shout trough heavy breathing “This is just the beginning!” As I try to yank you up.

11:55 Sheena_Bathory: As you roll on your side I shake my head trying to regain my senses. As you get a hold of my hair you taunt and pull me to me feet. On my way up through I try and hit you with a hard uppercut!

12:00 Mazal: I’m still pulling a handful of your hair, when your uppercut catches me off guard! You smash my abs with a punch and I immediately let you go! “OUUUFF” I almost choke and remain breathless, doubling over!

12:01 Sheena_Bathory: I drop back down to a knee as you let me go. I look up at you struggling for air. “Just the beginning? Sounds like you’re almost at your end!” I growl getting to my feet and aiming an upwards kick at you

12:05 Mazal: “UUUNGH” your kick catches my chest perfectly as I bend forward! I’m pushed back into an erect position, then back into the ropes, where I lay with my arms spread!

12:06 Sheena_Bathory: There is a load SMACK as my kick connects. As you hang on the ropes I aim another kick this time for your exposed midsection

12:09 Mazal: The third blow in a row cuts completely the air in my lungs! I almost drop to one knee, arms spread on the ropes that prevent me from falling forward…

12:11 Sheena_Bathory: I can almost feel the air leave your lungs as the third kick connects. Which the close distance I take a trick from your arsenal and go for the close clothesline, trying to take you over the top rope

12:14 Mazal: I’m draped on the ropes like an old curtain. The clothesline is the final piece of your attack puzzle! I’m thrown back completely, my feet leave the ground only to fall outside the ring on the cold floor! I’m groaning, aching from the impact

12:17 Sheena_Bathory: The crowd cheer as you get sent over the top rope. The moment gets my adrenaline pumping and I go for something I’ve never gone before. I walk to the corner and start to climb the ropes. I reach the top and look around to the crowd who are erupting. The ref is begging me to get down but I push off both feet, extending my arms and legs as I try to hit you with a crossbody

12:22 Mazal: I roll on the floor, holding my aching back with both hands… hearing the crowd suddenly heated up, I open my eyes and see your shadowy silhouette against the ceiling lights. You jump opening arms and legs like a star, and I try to roll aside… but it’s too late! I move just a bit, but your crossbody connects, splashing me to the ground!

12:24 Sheena_Bathory: My heart is racing as I leap through the air, I see all the flashes from the cameras as I soar through the air but the high risk brings high reward as I come crashing down on your chest! Crushing me between you and the outside floor

12:25 Mazal: I can barely breathe now… pressed on the cold concrete floor by your weight and after such move. It’s a miracle I’m not KO after all!

12:26 Sheena_Bathory: Laying across you I try to slide my arm over your shoulder and behind your back and the other one between your legs.

12:31 Mazal: I try to regain my senses slowly, the impact has left my body a mess… I can feel you trying to lock my body from the two sides, but I don’t pose any resistance.

12:32 Sheena_Bathory: I hook my arms around your body as I slide my knee up. I lean back and lift you up to my chest, before planting my feet under me and getting back to a vertical base with you across my body

12:35 Mazal: As my back leaves the ground, is my moment to react. You’re planning to lift me up like a baby. “Put me… down… bitch!” The moment you lift me to your chest, I begin to swing my elbows, smacking them on your back and ribcage!

12:36 Sheena_Bathory: Just as I think I’ve got you, you start frantically trying to escape. Your elbows dig hard into my back and ribcage and I’m forced to drop you as I drop back down to my knees, holding my ribs and breathing heavily

12:39 Mazal: You let me down and I miss your knee for a couple centimeters. Using the momentum of the fall, I roll until the barriers, where I use them to help me get back to my knees first. Then, slowly, one leg at a time, I get on my feet, still holding my midsection.

12:41 Sheena_Bathory: I crawl towards the ring now knowing where you are. I use the apron to help myself up as I hold my ribcage. I get back to my feet and flick my hair back before turning towards you

12:43 Mazal: As you crawl, I limp towards you. Still a bit unsure on my feet, I try to cover the distance between us in a couple long steps, before throwing my shoulder forward, aiming to spear your guts against the apron!

12:46 Sheena_Bathory: I turn towards you expecting you to still be recovering but instead I turn into a hard shoulder as you drive me back into the apron! My back bends over the edge of the ring as I clench my fists and my body tenses up from the pain

12:48 Mazal: My desperate move was successful! I grab your hair once again, you’re midsection is fully exposed as I ram my knee between your legs!

12:49 Sheena_Bathory: I see you raise your knee and tense my abs preparing for the impact. That’s not where you go through. My eyes widen and some of the colour leaves my face! I don’t even make a sound as I just drop down to my knees clutching at my crotch, looking like I’m about to throw up!

12:52 Mazal: In my darkest moment, right when I needed it, my heel attitude comes out! My low blow on the opponent is, as usual, followed by a choir of whistles. I breathe through them, almost feeding on them. Not even giving you time to acknowledge what’s happening, I grab your wrist and force you up, throwing you back between the ropes!

12:54 Sheena_Bathory: As it starts to hit me what you did I start coughing. You have no regard as you throw me straight back into the ring. A bit of panic sets in having not been in a NHB match before and not having experienced this

12:59 Mazal: I follow you back into the ring, massaging my stomach and abs, they’re still sore… I stand up and put a foot on your breasts, unleashing another wave of whistles and boos, I don’t care about them. Instead I start lifting your from the ground, again holding your wrist.

13:01 Sheena_Bathory: My legs are closed shut as I’m still holding my crotch while you pose over my breasts. I feel a bit lifeless as you pull me to my feet

13:05 Mazal: I was thinking about gorilla pressing you, but I doubt my sore abs would keep a position like that. Instead, I put a hand on your throat, while the other grabs the back of your one piece!

13:06 Sheena_Bathory: My eyes widen and tongue protrudes out of my mouth as you grab my throat! I choke slightly before you pull my one piece between my ass!

13:09 Mazal: In a huge effort, I lift you from the ground, hoisting your body in the air for a few seconds! Your one piece slides inside your ass crack, for the pleasure of the audience. Then I let you down in a brutal chokeslam, making the whole canvas shake!

13:10 Sheena_Bathory: I’m hoisted slightly above you as you lift me up in a choke slam. Everything seems to freeze for a moment as you I close my eyes shut before you throw me down in a choke slam! The ring shaking as I’m laid out with my arms and legs spread

13:14 Mazal: It’s done! I fall on my knees after the impact on the ring, where I get my breath back and admire the mess I’ve made out of you. You’re spread eagle, eyes closed. I can have a quick fun with you, before the pin… it’s not going to be a victory, it’s going to be a total domination. I roll you on your belly, then I raise both hands for the crowd and begin to slap your ass like a tambourine!

13:18 Sheena_Bathory: You roll my lifeless body over as I’m still spread eagled while you slap your hands against my hard ass

13:20 Mazal: “Is this your champ?” I ask to the whistling crowd. My hands leave red burning fingerprints on your glutes, before I grab your one piece and pull it to give you a wedgie and pose for the flashing cameras!

13:21 Sheena_Bathory: My ass lifts slightly in the air from the force of the wedgie. I groan, not knowing what is going on but feeling the fabric cut into my ass

13:25 Mazal: I let you go and stand up. I roll you on your back and, grabbing your wrist, I begin to pull you up to your feet. I want to pose for a final photo with you!

13:27 Sheena_Bathory: My eyes start to flutter as I slowly start recovering. I’m dragged to my feet and struggle to stay standing as I’m barely conscious

13:30 Mazal: Once you’re back up, I slide behind you, holding you in position with my open hands covering your round boobs! I give a small squeeze before posing. Im sure that I’m posing for a few photos with a KO body, just a few seconds away from being pinned and left defeat in the ring.

13:33 Sheena_Bathory: I’m starting to come around more before I feel you groping my breasts! Suddenly as you try to take advantage of me I spring to life full of adrenaline and rage! I try to step forward and donkey kick behind me into your balls!

13:36 Mazal: Like in a dream, I get from joy to nightmare in an instant! As soon as I touch your breasts, your foot raises in a mule kick, smacking my balls against the pelvic bone! “OOOOOUUGGH!” I let out a big scream that becomes muffled, before cupping my crotch with both hands and falling on my knee. Eyes crossed, mouth open in a big “O”, I barely get to breathe properly!

13:38 Sheena_Bathory: I turn around enraged. “You want to get sexual? Let’s get sexual!” I turn back around and reach behind me. I grab the back of your head and try to force it into my ass

13:40 Mazal: “Mmmffh! Gmmmh!” I try to protest, but my face dives deep into your ass! I cannot even push you back, my hands both pressed on my balls to soothe the pain away!

13:41 Sheena_Bathory: I shake my ass in your face while holding your head there. I let go and turn to face you. I pull your head under my armpit and wrap your arm around my head. I try to give you a hard wedgie as I set up for a suplex

13:43 Mazal: You trap my Head under your sweaty armpit! My hands lift on your thighs when you pull my shorts, the fabric pressing on my poor nuts!

13:44 Sheena_Bathory: I pull your shorts up hard knowing it would be hurting you. Then I squat down and with a primal grunt try to throw you over me in a hard suplex

13:47 Mazal: I can’t believe you had this fight in you! I try not to lose resistance and follow your movements, as the shorts are almost digging into my flesh… I’m lifted and thrown over you! My back clashes with the ring with a resounding thud!

13:48 Sheena_Bathory: The ring shakes again from the impact. I lift one leg in the air and use it for momentum to roll us over so I can set up for another one

13:50 Mazal: And I hoped that this was the end. Instead, it’s just the beginning! Not letting me go, you roll us over and I follow you up…

13:51 Sheena_Bathory: I yank your shorts up even tighter and lift you up, but this time want to hold you in the air wanting to parade you around the ring

13:55 Mazal: Somehow I find myself upside down! You keep me hoisted there like a living trophy… I can barely keep my legs still from the crotch pain!

13:56 Sheena_Bathory: After holding you straight and letting all the blood rush to your head, I drop you down trying to spike you on your head!

13:58 Mazal: This time, instead of a suplex, you let me down in a strange piledriver! My head impales the canvas and my body slumps down…

14:00 Sheena_Bathory: The crowd gasp as you get dropped hard on your head. Your lifeless body falls beside me and unlike you, I plan to take full advantage. I get to my feet to try and stand over you, hoping to get my arms around your body while I face your feet

14:01 Mazal: I’m on the ground, motionless. The last blow to the head has left me half dead… the only sign of life are my half opened eyes and my torso, going up and down after the breathing.

14:04 Sheena_Bathory: With you face down I get my arms around you and hoist you up through my legs. I let your legs drape over my shoulders as I set up for a faith breaker

14:09 Mazal: I can feel your strong thighs lifting my head, as I’m pulled on my knees. Suddenly you throw my legs on your shoulders. The crowd goes silent, awaiting your finisher

14:11 Sheena_Bathory: I step over your hanging arms before waisting no time as I fall forward to slam you face first into the mat with the faith breaker

14:12 Mazal: Without protection, my face as well as all my body is slammed hard on the canvas. It’s goodbye for me, as I close my eyes almost unconscious!

14:14 Sheena_Bathory: I feel your limp body under me and decide the match is over. With my legs under your arms I twist my body and roll us over. I slide my legs out from under you and get to my knees in between your legs

14:15 Mazal: My body is like a puppet at this point. Also rolling me face to the sky isn’t a hard task.

14:17 Sheena_Bathory: I grab your ankles and lift them off the ground so I can tuck your heels under my armpits. I then press my toes into the ground so I can fold you up and go for a pin. With my arms wrapped around your legs I use one hand to squeeze your balls while the other I use to press my forearm against your face

14:17 Sheena_Bathory:

14:20 Mazal: You’re pressing my body down and my legs bent with your weight! Not a chance to escape, but you want it to be a total display of dominance! Your forearm teases my face… the crowd chants “ONE-TWO” if that wasn’t enough, you give my nuts even more punishment, squeezing them with your free hand. It’s too much. The “THREE” count sounds almost like the end of a nightmare for me!

14:22 Sheena_Bathory: I look around at the crowd as the ref counts you out. The bell rings as the crowd erupt. I hold the pose for a few more moments to really show off the dominance. Then I throw your legs to the side as I get to my feet and get my hand raised yet again!

14:23 Mazal: Im stuck in that position, your prisoner until you let me go! My legs flop to the ground with a clumsy thud and I remain there, legs spread. I had the victory in my hands and I wasted it

14:27 Sheena_Bathory: I signal to the timekeeper for a mic. I take the mic and walk back towards you. I put one foot on you and lift the mic to my lips. “I HOPE ALL THE SO CALLED CHAMPIONS OF OPCW ARE WATCHING THEIR BACKS! SOONER OR LATER THERE WILL BE GOLD AROUND MY WAIST!” With my hands I trace a belt around my waist before dropping the mic on you and leaving the ring

14:28 Mazal: Adding insult to injury, you make your speech while holding your foot on my defeated body. After you’re done, I’m left on the ground, even hit by the mic. The music fades in my head as the ref comes to check me and you disappear in the backstage.